Chapter 135: The Taoist Priest is invited to a banquet in the village
Zhou Miao leaned back slightly, her eyes widening.
Han Bai next to him stretched out his hand tremblingly and pointed in the direction of Mr. Donkey with his index finger:
"Monster...monster..."
He spent a long time there, but in the end he couldn't pronounce the word "weird".
"What kind of monster are you? Grandpa Donkey, I am a mount of the Immortal family, show some respect!"
Grandpa Donkey also snorted, obviously a little dissatisfied.
Seeing Lord Donkey getting angry, Zhou Miao reached out and blocked Han Bai's mouth.
Han Bai whined twice in his throat and finally calmed down.
Zhou Miao swallowed, looked around twice, and saw that no one was paying attention, so she immediately led Mr. Lu to a place with relatively few people.
Then he stopped and bowed his hands respectfully in the direction of Mr. Donkey.
Finding that Han Bai was still in a daze, he kicked his butt. Only then did Han Bai react and hurriedly gave a funny salute.
“Well, quite polite.”
Master Donkey nodded with satisfaction.
Seeing that he was happy, Zhou Miao cautiously asked:
"Master Donkey, what kind of god are you? Why did you tell me just now that... gambling is not good?"
"I am not a god, I am just the mount of the Taoist priest. I listened to the Taoist sermon one day. , Over time, I developed some gnosis, and I can be considered to be able to speak. As for why I said gambling is not good..."
Master Lu glanced at Zhou Miao in front of him:
"In a moment of thought. You're a broke man, how about you read him with me?"
"Huh?" Zhou Miao scratched his head: "That's all small money..."
"Don't talk nonsense to me!"
Donkey scolded Zhou Miao, who immediately shrank his neck.
"You are rich. There are few people in this world who are as rich as you. Mr. Donkey and I have followed the Taoist priest to so many places. Most people find it difficult to spend even a few pennies!" You spend money here without realizing it, but you don’t know how many ordinary people’s livelihoods have been wiped out!”
He turned his head again and pointed his big donkey head at the side who was still listening to the show! Han Bai:
“Let’s talk about him. Mr. Donkey, I heard what you said just now. I know that you want to make money by gambling, but you are not afraid that he will think of gambling because of what you do. Is it a way to get money? Will he be addicted to this gambling game later? If you don’t follow him, his life will be blocked.”
Zhou Miao felt that Mr. Donkey was a little bit extreme in his views, and people with a normal mind would most likely not be led astray by him. However, when he thought of the Immortal Family's mount opposite him, Zhou Miao held back everything he wanted to say. , without saying a word.
After Mr. Donkey could be heard scolding him, he smiled bitterly and said:
“But Mr. Donkey, I only have so many hobbies in my life. I study various things every day. Raising crickets, raising dogs and chickens, playing dice and cards, if you let me stop this trick, it would be like killing me!"
"Hey! You’re such a stubborn person! You’ve got something wrong in your head, so you’re just willing to play this thing!” Mr. Donkey was also angry: “I said so many things for Niu!”
“ If you ask me to give up this hobby, you have to give me a substitute." Zhou Miao was also very innocent.
"Then why are you asking me? I'm just a donkey."
Zhou Miao: "..."
The surrounding atmosphere suddenly fell into embarrassment.
"Brother Zhou, are we still going to the gambling village?"
"Go... or not." Seeing the donkey still glaring at him, Zhou Miao could only smile helplessly: " Mr. Donkey, I don’t want to come here today. My old friend from Kyoto in that village invited me over. Why don’t I go today? I’ll go see my friend and give this new acquaintance to me. My brother can give him some money and let him save his sister, that’s all.”
"Someone invited you to the gambling village? Who is it? Have you seen him?" Lord Donkey glanced at him.
“He is a pen pal of mine in Kyoto. I have corresponded with me for a long time. He is also a good gambler and has many experiences with me.”
“Why do I feel like a pig-killing plate? "Yeah." Mr. Donkey rolled his eyes: "It's impossible that you haven't been through the rivers and lakes before. What if you are robbed?"
"I don't have any skills. I have prepared a lot of life-saving means. It should be no problem." .”
Master Donkey was speechless.
He always felt that Mr. Zhou looked like the silly son of a landlord.
"Did your pen pal give you anything?"
"Yes indeed." Mr. Zhou searched his arms, took out a bronze medal and put it in his hand.
The word "Crazy" is written on it.
"He thought I was a gambling addict, so he gave this to me. The workmanship is good. I like it very much."
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhou Miao suddenly felt a slight vibration under his feet.
Looking up in confusion, he looked across the river.
Half the sky over there was burned blood red.
And next to his ears came the shouts of other people in the village:
"The gambling village... is gone!"
...
Zuo Chen took Cai Yi and flew across the river. This time he flew a little lower. Although Cai Yi's legs were weak, he did not lie on the clouds.
I have somewhat overcome my fear of heights. When he reached the gambling village, Zuo Chen looked down and realized that this place was indeed much bigger than the village just now.
The entire village is arranged in an orderly manner. The roads in the middle are paved with bluestones or wooden boards, and there are various kinds of wealth-seeking trees planted beside them. Although the area is small, the houses There are not many households, but looking from top to bottom, it is actually more prosperous than the Linsen City outside!
Looking down from the Qi Technique, Zuo Chen saw a large area of turbid air, connected into one area, rising and falling, like a wave of troubled water.
In the midst of this, there are a few small rays of fresh air, like small boats in the storm. It seems that if you are not careful, you will be swallowed by the huge waves, and you will never recover.
About one-tenth.
The whole gambling village must not only have evil people who are all about gambling, but also honest people who were tricked into it and ended up bankrupt.
After thinking for a moment, Zuo Chen took out a thick stack of talismans from his arms and handed them to Cai Yi.
Caiyi was slightly stunned when she took the talisman in her hand. She originally thought that Zuo Chen had stuffed a handful of catastrophic talismans into her hands and asked her to go into the village and stick them to her. However, when she opened the talisman and took a look, she discovered this hand. Most of the talismans are mainly used to avoid disasters and save lives.
What's going on? Has the Taoist priest changed his gender?
Seemingly seeing what Cai Yi was thinking, Zuo Chen explained helplessly:
"There are still good people in the village. I probably won't be able to take care of them during the fight, so I have to I need you to lead them out of the village."
Caiyi finally realized it, nodded seriously, and patted his chest to ensure that he could do it.
There is actually a long and large table in the central square of the village, filled with all kinds of delicacies. The style is no worse than that in Sima's mansion.
It seemed like he was going to entertain someone.
Waving to disperse the clouds under his feet, Zuo Chen fell from the sky with his colorful clothes.
After reaching a safe height, Cai Yi's expression softened a lot. She seemed to suddenly feel that her appearance was not enough, so she pinched a few small beans in her hand and threw them into the air. .
The next moment, six Caiyi appeared directly, three on Zuo Chen's left and three on the right. They all held various musical instruments in their hands and sang an unnamed tune, but it was elegant and fresh, like It's like a literati using a ditty to soothe one's feelings.
Zuo Chen laughed dumbly, but he didn't say anything to Cai Yi. He just put his hands behind his back and followed Cai Yi down.
The traveling merchant who was waiting at the banquet also heard the strange noise in the air. He subconsciously looked up and saw this scene at a glance.
Even though he was already prepared in his heart, when he saw this, the traveling merchant's heart still skipped a beat.
He has seen the land gods in the world and the vassal kings with heavy troops. No matter who appears, they don't have this kind of style.
Strength does not come from having a large number of people, and it definitely does not come from being a master from outside the world.
It can't even be called an immortal aura.
He simply felt that the momentum made him breathless.
The emperor, who seems to be looking like him, travels on the golden road, and the sky falls with him.
But the businessman quickly restrained himself.
Just because you can't deal with it yourself doesn't mean that the leader's formation isn't good!
Seeing Zuo Chen landing, a group of people in colorful clothes also transformed and became one. The businessmen did not move, but saluted in Zuo Chen's direction across the whole table:
"Jiu Yang Taoist priest, when I saw him today, he was really extraordinary, like an immortal. It really opened my eyes!"
Zuo Chen looked him up and down.
The coarse linen clothes are slightly tattered, and the inner and outer three layers are thick and bloated. The upper body is wide and the lower body is thin. The whole person looks like a wooden man. He wears a mandarin jacket on the outermost part, and wears a hat made of three pieces of cloth sewn on his head. There is a layer of dirty cloth around the outermost circle. On the top of his head, two pieces of cloth of different colors are sewn together, one in the front and one in the back.
At first glance, he looks plain and simple, no better than the old farmers growing vegetables there.
And his face was a little pale, with a small black beard hanging on his chin. If you look closely, it doesn't look like it has grown, but like it was painted on.
Zuo Chen could tell that the person in front of him was not a real person, but a paper-made person.
Probably because he cherished his life, he was afraid of being slapped to death by Zuo Chen, and he really wanted to show off in front of him, so he used this method.
Looking at his outfit, he suddenly asked: "Are you a forgetful person?"
The traveling businessman was slightly startled, then immediately smiled and said:
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"Have Taoist Master seen me?"
"I have never met you, but when I was traveling in Xuzhou, I had a traveling companion. He had a village, and many people in the village were He was harmed by a traveling businessman."
After Zuo Chen said this, he looked at the traveling businessman with burning eyes.
“Is that person you?”
The pedestrian businessman made of paper figures did not change his face but fell into silence.
After a while, he said:
"I spent a lot of time raising that baby..."
"Very good."
Zuo Chen snorted coldly and said no more. He picked up the magic formula with his left hand, and there were already dark clouds billowing in the air.
Pure white barrel-shaped giant thunder rolled between the clouds, like a thunder dragon wandering in mid-air.
The businessman who was playing with paper-cut figures in his compound raised his head, and his breathing seemed to have stopped.
Half a second later, he was still resolute:
"Let's start the battle! Let's have a good fight with the Taoist priest!"
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