Chapter 240 Are you also an aunt?
"Let me tell you, I am an aunt from Xuzhou, with great abilities. As long as you listen to me, I guarantee that you will survive the bloody disaster safely. No illness or disaster, not only that, I can even make you Marry a good wife and hug the fat boy!”
The young man being dragged looked young and was from the village. He was yawning and looked a little tired. After he was suddenly caught, , looked the old lady up and down:
“Who do you think you are?”
“Aunt Xuzhou.”
"What do I need to ask you to get rid of trouble?"
"If you ask me to take action once, it must be the medicine to cure the disease and the hand to eliminate the trouble. To take me to your home, at least one chicken must be killed to receive me. "Okay."
"A chicken? I want you to help me. I'll give you some chicken manure!" the farmer cursed.
The old lady's eyes widened when she heard this:
"Hey! What do you mean, you little brat! Are you disrespectful to me? Believe it or not, I'll make a recipe for you. You gave birth to a son without an asshole!”
Her voice is loud and loud, one family is more powerful than three families, and her trumpet is ear-piercing.
Zuo Chen and Cai Yihe who were on the donkey cart heard her words, and their expressions suddenly became a little subtle.
When I entered Xuzhou, I heard from the city guards that someone pretended to be my aunt and was deceiving me. As a result, all these people were sent to New Spring City.
"You? Are you cursing me?" The peasant man looked at the old lady and suddenly snorted coldly:
"I was not in Xinchun City last year, and I was not able to see my aunt's face. , but I don’t have a good ear. The entire New Year City is full of storytellers, and the story about the great aunt is the most popular. Even if you pay ten cents, you may not be able to get a seat. Every time I go there, I will stop and listen for a while. I know more about my aunt than you do!
"Our aunt in Xuzhou is a bright and beautiful girl! She is really a fairy from heaven! How can she look like an old lady like you?"
When the old lady heard what the country man said, her face suddenly changed. It became ugly.
Green for a while, purple for a while, first it turns into a cucumber, and then it turns into an eggplant.
After murmuring twice, the old lady finally bit her few remaining teeth:
"Boy, you are thinking about it! My aunt has changed in many ways. The incarnation of Zhongbao Dharma is so magical! I came to Xuzhou before! The little girl is just one of my many incarnations. She is just what I looked like when I was young. Now this is my real body. Her power is several feet higher than hers! She can do what I can do! I can do what she can’t do!”
"Oh." The peasant man pointed to the little Taoist priest on the donkey's back again:
"Who is this little Taoist priest on your donkey?"
"This is my coachman, too. My apprentice! Didn’t my aunt always have a Taoist apprentice with me?”
The little Taoist priest, who looked like a farm boy with dark skin, opened his mouth slightly, but finally swallowed all the words.
But the peasant man who heard this sneered again:
"Old lady, you have done something wrong! My aunt is the Taoist priest's disciple! You lied to people, and you actually deceived people from Xuzhou!"
"You just listened to that storyteller. Nonsense! They are all making it up, and not a single word of it is true, yet they are actually stupid for believing it!" The old lady also got angry and scolded her hastily.
"Okay, you come back with me, and I'll go into the city and call my brother." The farmer man sneered: "My brother has seen my aunt back then. Are you real or fake? My brother can't tell at a glance. Do you know?”
Hearing what the peasant man said, the old lady opened her mouth with her mouth covered, her teeth wrapped around her teeth, and then slowly closed her mouth, unable to speak a single word. I don’t know what to say.
After a while, she suddenly seemed angry, like a scolding shrew on the street, she pointed directly at the peasant man in front of her and cursed:
"The reckless man from the village, the farmer from the farm, as dirty as shit, can't be brought to the table! Disgusting! Smelly!"
After cursing these words, he turned around angrily and planned to leave, not wanting to deal with this person anymore. Farm man.
But as soon as the old lady and the little Taoist turned around, they saw Zuo Chen's caravan not far away.
The peasant man, the old lady and the little Taoist priest all subconsciously looked at Zuo Chen and Caiyi.
There is also the donkey Zuo Chen is riding.
The peasant man was also a little confused, and subconsciously scratched his hair:
"This group looks like the storyteller."
Zuo Chen laughed and pointed with his finger. He glanced at the old lady not far away:
“Look, you are incarnated outside your body.”
Caiyi rolled his eyes and took the rope directly from his cuffs without saying a word. Just throw the rope outside.
I saw the rope circling twice in the air, like a swimming dragon, and then swished towards the old lady and the little Taoist priest.
Almost in the blink of an eye, the two men were tied up.
No resistance at all.
The tied old lady raised her head with difficulty. She stared at Caiyi in front of her with a pair of cloudy eyes.
Shocked, confused.
All kinds of complicated emotions lingered in the old lady's heart, and finally turned into confusion.
Who is this girl?
Can ordinary people have such ability?
Some suspicions were already welling up in her mind, but she still couldn't believe it and could only stare at Caiyi in front of her.
The old lady mustered up her courage and was thinking about shouting something else. Suddenly she saw a group of soldiers riding big horses approaching at the end of the road. Zuo Chen raised his head and looked over there, and found that the person coming was none other than Coach Guo, who had played a big role in the previous siege of Xuzhou!
The instructor rode up to the old lady and saw Zuo Chen and Caiyi at a glance.
"Immortal! Great aunt!"
His voice was delighted, obviously he did not expect to see these two people here.
"Coach Guo, long time no see."
Zuo Chen also smiled and held his hands. After walking in Xuzhou for so long, he finally met his first acquaintance.
Instructor Guo immediately dismounted and walked quickly in front of the two of them. His face was full of joy. He excitedly stretched out his hands and clasped his fists:
"I really didn't expect the Taoist priest to come! What a surprise! The day has passed, but Taoist Master is still in such good spirits. If they knew that Taoist Master was here, Brother Xiao and Master Shanxin would be happy."
"I miss them both. How are you doing?"
The two laughed.
After chatting with each other for a while, Coach Guo finally lowered his head and looked at the old lady and the little Taoist priest lying on the ground pretending to be dead.
He was staying in New Spring City. How could he not know what purpose these two people were here for? He laughed and cursed directly:
"These idiots pretended to be you two. They look like they want to come to our Xinchun City to cheat and drink. Come here! Take them both away!”
Soldiers came over immediately and held out their hands. With one grab, the two people on the ground were picked up.
Until now, the old lady is still making her final struggle:
"What do you want to do? Let me tell you, I have magical powers! I have abilities! If you dare to do this to me, you will be punished and punished by God!"
Instructor Guo was annoyed by the quarrel and joined in. When he got behind the old lady, he stretched out his hand and tapped the back of her neck. The old lady fainted immediately.
The remaining soldiers threw her onto their horses.
“It seems like there are quite a few people like this.” Zuo Chen sighed.
"Hey, there are five or six disguised people in the dungeon now, and they are all the old ladies who came to fix them." Coach Guo sighed: "Most of these people came from the countryside. It turns out they are all villagers. The middle-aged goddess has a little ability to tell fortunes, but she does more tricks and deceptions. She couldn't survive in the village, so she wanted to go out and cheat. When she heard the name of the aunt, she thought she was an old woman, a frog in the well. "
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Cai Yi, who was standing next to her, suddenly got angry:
"Isn’t that ridiculous! Is that ridiculous! Is that ridiculous! Why is my aunt just an old lady, can’t she be a young, beautiful girl?"
Several people laughed, Cai Yi's cheeks bulging with anger.
Zuo Chen handed over the adjutant of General Tiandao whom he had captured before to Instructor Guo. After seeing these people, Instructor Guo showed a look of joy on his face:
“I have a headache. How to deal with the Xuzhou Army? I didn’t expect you to bring such important people here! Take them down quickly and interrogate them carefully. You can definitely find something.”
After dragging the person down, Zuo Chen introduced Bao Liancai and several others.
When Coach Guo heard that these people were reinforcements sent by King Jing of Yuzhou, he couldn’t help but show a surprised expression on his face:
“I didn’t expect that King Jing would choose to support us. I I originally thought that Yuzhou, like Qingzhou, would choose to raid at this time."
"That's definitely not the case." Bao Liancai shook his head. Lord Jing is not interested in fighting for the world, and he is even more tired of unnecessary killings. Although he is both a vassal king, he will never do anything harmful to nature and will definitely help the people of Xuzhou. "
As an envoy, Bao. Liancai was sharp-tongued, and with just a few words, Guo Jiaotou was impressed. He smiled and said, "The people who are here to help us are naturally guests. Follow us to the city quickly."
After saying that, Coach Guo took the lead and planned to take people away.
The young farm boy looked at Caiyi hesitantly.
It wasn't until a few people were about to leave that the young man finally seemed to muster up the courage. He held up his hands and shouted to the backs of the people leaving:
"Auntie! Last year You saved my brother! Thank you for saving my life."
Caiyi also heard the shouting and looked back and found that the young man was kneeling on the dirt road and bowed deeply in Caiyi's direction. Go down.
After blinking, Cai Yi wanted to say something, but the car was already gone.
Cai Yi didn’t look back until the young man was no longer visible.
Zuo Chen could see that Cai Yi also had a smile on his face.
Bright and cheerful.
Please give me monthly tickets, brothers~!
(End of this chapter)