Chapter 47: Reach out to avoid hitting the smiling man
Luo Hua has rarely seen Xiao Changche lose his temper and become so angry.
Seeing Xiao Changche draw the knife and walk out, he quickly grabbed him, "Who is it? What makes you so angry? What mask?"
Xiao Changche said angrily : "Didn't I tell you two days ago? Who else could it be? This bastard Li Dachui."
Luo Hua suddenly realized.
Li Dachui once said that Xiao Changche was too effeminate to scare people on the battlefield, so he suggested that he make a devil mask.
Originally Luo Hua thought that Li Dachui was just taking advantage of Xiao Changche verbally, but he didn't expect that this guy actually made a devil mask and sent it over.
Suppressing laughter, Luo Hua took the box from the servant and took out the devil mask from inside.
Whether it is the shape, the craftsmanship, or the choice of materials, they are all top-notch choices that amazed Luo Hua.
"This Li Dachui is really a wonderful man!" Luo Hua covered his mouth and chuckled, holding up the mask and putting it on Xiao Changche's face: "Try it on and see if it is as he said. , it’s really scary!”
The mask stuck to Xiao Changche's face, and it actually fit very well.
"It's perfect!" Luo Hua took two steps back and looked Xiao Changche up and down: "It does look much scarier this way."
Xiao Changche took off his mask. , with a look of hesitation on his face: "Luo Hua, you also follow him to amuse me!"
"Where is it?" Luo Hua smiled tenderly: "But this Li Dachui doesn't live up to the New Year, so he comes here I'm afraid it's not just to give you a mask, right?"
"This man is so boring. It's not like he can't do such a thing!" Xiao Chang said.
"Anyway, he has come from afar, and this mask must be valuable. It is polite to invite him in for a cup of tea instead of hitting the smiling person. We can't be rude and make the other party laugh. We really need to drive him away. , I'm afraid he will laugh at us again next time we meet," Luo Hua said.
Xiao Changche was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said: "That's right. This man has sharp teeth and a sharp mouth. There is absolutely no way that he can have any control over him. And although this man is annoying, he does serious business. But it's not bad. I'm afraid there are other things going on this time."
"You finally woke up!" Luo Hua said, "Maybe that guy just used this to stimulate you. , to make you lose your cool, and then take advantage of you when I talk to you later!"
"How can it be so easy to take advantage of me!" Xiao Changche sneered and waved to you. The servant said: "Please come in, that bastard."
The servant left feeling a little embarrassed.
Since you said you were asking, but you were a bastard, what etiquette should you use to treat that guy outside?
A strange face appeared in Xiao Changche's field of vision.
Beard, face full of flesh, a knife stuck in his waist, walking sideways like a crab, his legs obviously bowed, if he hadn't identified this guy in advance as Li Dachui, Xiao Changche It is difficult to find any similarity between the man in front of him and Li Dachui.
For example, the bow-legged one walking.
Xiao Changche knew that Li Dachui did not have this problem at all.
"Xiao Cheqi, aren't you going to invite me in?" The rough voice was completely different from Li Dachui's.
Chang Xiao stood in the middle of the door, staring at the other person's face. Finally, he saw a hint of familiarity in the other person's eyes.
At that moment, he really thought that he had guessed wrong and that it was not Li Dachui who came.
“I’ve never had people who hide their heads and show off their abilities!” Xiao Changche said coldly.
The big man laughed and said, "That's it! I thought the cavalry general didn't welcome me!"
"You're right, I really don't welcome you!" Xiao Changcai: "You can also turn around and leave!"
"That's not possible, I'm looking for you because I have business!" The man put his hand on his face He wiped it on, then covered his face with both hands and rubbed it for a while. When he released his hands, a look that made Xiao Changche's teeth itch with hatred appeared in front of Xiao Changche's eyes.
The bow-legged figure also stood up straight at this time.
"Forget about the clothes, we don't have to change them for a while. We have different body shapes. I am too strong and you are too thin!" Li Dachui looked Xiao Changche up and down: "You... You have an enviable body shape, the kind that makes you look thin when you are wearing clothes, but you can show off your body when you take off your clothes. Let me admire you when you have the chance!”
There was a chuckle in the room, and then A rush of footsteps faded away.
But Luo Hua couldn't help but laugh when he heard it in the room. As soon as the laughter came out, he felt something was wrong and ran away immediately. Xiao Changche had guests coming, so he hid in the room and took a peek. He didn't know what would happen. How to make fun of people!
Li Dachui is indeed a mean-tongued guy.
However, he is indeed an interesting guy.
Xiao Changche’s face turned green.
Angrily, he stepped aside and opened the main door: "Come in and talk!"
Li Dachui clasped his hands behind his back and stepped over Xiao Changche into the main room. Xiao Changche behind him clenched and unclenched his hands, unclenched and clenched them again, really wanting to give the opponent a hard blow.
It is best to beat him until he vomits blood on the spot.
"You want to beat me?" Li Dachui came into the house, sat down calmly, and looked at Xiao Chang's driveway.
"What do you think?" Xiao Changche inhaled deeply, exhaled, and inhaled deeply again.
I must not let this guy lead me around, I must not be angry, I can't stand it!
"Is this mask okay? I personally designed the shape, drew the dimensions, and watched the craftsmen make it!" Li Dachui leaned forward and stared at Xiao Changche opposite: "It's just yours I have never touched your face, so I can only make an estimate. It is estimated that the size may not completely fit your face shape. If you are uncomfortable wearing it, let me touch your face well today to get the exact size and change it for you later. If you don’t like this type, you can just draw one yourself.”
“It’s very good, it fits very well, I like it very much!” Got entangled with the other party.
Hearing the slight movement coming from behind the screen wall, Xiao Changche was a little helpless. Luo Hua was still behind. He could hear it, but could Li Dachui opposite him hear it?
Really.
"That's fine if you like it! I'll make another one for you later, and you can wear it differently! Otherwise, if you splash blood or sweat when you go to the battlefield, it will smell. I see that you are also a very clean person. I definitely don’t like wearing a smelly mask!” Li Dachui said enthusiastically, “How about you draw one for me and keep it exactly the same? My craftsmen are all top-notch.”
“That’s enough! "Xiao Changche finally broke out.
Li Dachui immediately shut up, but then took out another small box from his arms, "This is what I gave to you, Mrs. Ru. This is the fragrant soap just produced in our Tai'an City. It is suitable for washing your face and bathing." Extremely easy to use and also good for skin care I tell you, even Mr. Fu from Hulugu Valley is full of praise for its wonderful effect, but it is too difficult to make and it is not yet mass-produced. At present, it is only given to my best friends for trial use. "
" Thank you!" Xiao Changche said through gritted teeth.
Like a boy with many treasures, Li Dachui took out a small wooden sword from his arms and said, "This is for my nephew Qianli. Don't underestimate this small sword. The wood it is carved from is I stole it from Mr. Fu. The wood naturally emits fragrance, and snakes, insects, mosquitoes and ants will stay away from it. It is definitely a good thing.”
Xiao Changche lost his voice and said: "Did you steal Mr. Fu's hibiscus wood?"
"It's just a branch!" Li Dachui said disapprovingly: "That old guy is very stingy. He chased me for two miles. "
Xiao Changche, I have a toothache: "If it were me, I would cut off your hand. You gave this thing to Qianli because you wanted to drag me into the water and take this matter with you. ?”
“Just tell me whether you want to accept it or not?” Li Dachui smiled mischievously.
"Take it, why not? It's such a precious thing. Since I have my name on it, I naturally want to take it!"
Li Dachui clapped and laughed: "That's it. Anyway, if you don't accept it, I will say it is a gift to you next time I meet Mr. Fu."
"I have accepted all the gifts. Let's get down to business, you baba." You must be worried about something when you come to Zhenwu City?"
"It's not too anxious." Li Dachui looked around: "You accepted the gift and didn't even give you a sip of tea? Isn’t it too slow to serve guests in a long car?”
Before he finished speaking, there were footsteps behind Zhaobi, and then Luo Hua came with a tea tray and leaned over to offer a cup to Li Dachui. Tea: "Uncle, please drink tea!"
Li Dachui stood slightly away from his seat, pressed the teacup with both hands, glanced at Luo Hua, raised his head and looked at Xiao Changcai: "Sister-in-law, the country is really beautiful and fragrant, and you are really perfect. Match.”
Luo Hua walked up to Xiao Changche gracefully and said with a smile: "Uncle, I praised you. I often heard the general talk about you. When I saw you today, you are really well-deserved!"
"Xiao Cheqi must not have said that in his mouth. Say a nice word to me!" Li Dachui said with a smile.
"Uncle, you have wronged my general. My general often said that the only hero in the world that he can respect is you, uncle!"
Li Dachui laughed: "It's a pity that heaven There was no thunder, otherwise I could have taken the opportunity to overturn the tea bowl in my hand and act like I was surprised!"
Luo Hua looked at Li Dachui in puzzlement: "Uncle, you can drink tea with confidence, but how could my general do such a thing as poisoning? The next thing to do.”
Xiao Changche waved his hand and said, "You go down first. Brother Li and I have serious business to discuss!"
Luo Hua smiled and stepped back.
Li Dachui took a sip of tea and said: "I came to you this time because I really have something serious to do. Do you want to make a deal with me?"
Xiao Changche narrowed his eyes: " Do you think I'm a horse thief too?"
"I'm extremely poor, and you're even poorer than me!" Li Dachui snorted: "Or is it because Ling Huye killed Wan Feng that you made a fortune? No longer short of money?”
"A gentleman loves money and gets it wisely!" Xiao Changche said seriously.
"Aquarius State, Yan Sheng." Li Dachui said: "Are you interested? This is not a one-time deal. If you win this place, you will have a steady stream of income in the future."
"You dare to touch him? Can you do it?" Xiao Changche's eyes widened. He really didn't expect that the person Li Dachui was targeting was actually the Yan Sheng of Aquarius State, one of the few forces outside the pass.
(End of this chapter)