Chapter 382: Tear Your Face Off
Jiang Ping knocked on the table hard, and the eyes of the two men fell on her again.
"Li Bao, have you seen Xiao Changche?"
Looking at Jiang Ping's eyes shining, Li Dachui just hesitated for a moment, then nodded and said; "Yes. ! There was a battle with the Yuan people, and our Lijiabao was also recruited, and happened to be assigned to the command of General Hussar. My skills were not bad, so I was assigned to the general's personal guard as the first attack. "
"Does Xiao Changche really lead by example every time he fights? "
"This is absolutely true!" Li Dachui nodded and said: "General Hussar is at the ninth level of Xuanyuan. Every time he fights against Yuan people, he attacks as a front and opens the gap."
< br>"Tsk, tsk!" Jiang Ping clucked her lips and said, "We, the great Chu, lack such generals who dare to take the lead in the charge, so we will never gain any advantage in fighting Qin."
Han Zheng He disagreed: "As a general, you should focus on the overall situation. Xiao Changche, who can stand up to the sky, can only lead ten thousand people. If he is given an army of one hundred thousand, he is afraid that he will not be able to command it. Charge into the battle, He has the responsibility of being a general, coordinating the overall situation, and being a commander. I don’t admire Xiao Changche very much.”
“You know nothing!” Jiang Ping snorted. "Li Bao, has Xiao Changche really mastered the Heaven-Destroying Technique?"
"You also know this?" Li Dachui asked in surprise.
"A person like Xiao Changche is famous all over the world. We, the great Chu, will naturally find out more about him! This person has refined Fa Tian to the ninth level of Xuanyuan. I'm afraid he is not too far away from going crazy. What a pity. !"
"What a pity, I think it's good!" Han Zheng came over and said with a shy face: "Xiao Changche is really crazy, or he is dead. They will lose it outside the customs. Hehe, he couldn't be better for our Da Chu, right Jiang Jiang? My father said that people like Ling Huye are nothing to worry about. He Zudao is still a mad dog at heart. What really makes us wary is the Beiting Li Dachui Xiao Changche Group. Xiao Changche is really crazy and will do us no harm at all."
"Your father said everything, you have it! Don't you have anything to say?" Jiang Ping suddenly got angry and shouted at Han Zheng.
Han Zheng was yelled at so much that he said calmly after a while: "That's what I really think!"
Jiang Ping snorted and said, "You're like this How can people understand the feeling of cherishing heroes? Oh, God hates talents! Li Bao, I heard that Xiao Changche is much more beautiful than ordinary women, right?"
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Li Dachui chuckled: "That's true. General Xiao is indeed very beautiful, so he never smiles. He always has a tigerish face, and his eyes are so murderous that none of us dare to look directly at him. "It's true. I always thought it was a rumor!" Jiang Ping said with a look of longing, "I don't know if I have a chance to see him. He is as gentle as jade and rides a white horse." The spear is dripping with blood, and where it points is the Jingguan formed by the heads of the Beiyuan barbarians. Come on, think about this scene, isn’t it very picturesque?”
Li Dachui? The two of them looked at each other. Han Zheng's eyes were full of jealousy, while Li Dachui was quite shocked.
Because Li Dachui has really seen this scene described by Jiang Ping!
To be honest, it was quite shocking at the time.
He coughed dryly and said: "It's different now. Now the general of the Cavalry wears a demon mask every time he fights. So now there is no gentleman as gentle as jade, but the Nine Nether Demon has come to this world!"< br>
Alas!
Jiang Ping let out a long sigh and shook her head, as if regretting that she would never see such a scene again.
"Li Bao, have you seen Li Dachui? What kind of person is he?"
"I've never seen Li Dachui!" Li Dachui said with certainty: "That horse thief is so elusive. Later, when he became famous, I no longer fought in the army, but devoted myself to practicing martial arts. However, my family admired this man very much. "
"Is a horse thief so popular outside the Pass?"
"Probably because he brought down Bei Yuan!" Li Dachui smiled and said: "You Chu people have no feelings for the Yuan people. We outside the Pass That is unforgettable for the Yuan people. If I am not afraid of your jokes, we are women outside the customs. We sleep with a knife under our pillow, ready to draw the knife and fight with the Yuan people at any time. Now that the Northern Yuan has collapsed, we are unable to go south. On the other hand, our troops outside the customs often go out to find trouble for them. The peace we have been looking forward to for hundreds of years has finally arrived. For this day, how many people have died outside the customs, one generation after another, and now it has finally come to an end. , My children no longer need to be worried. They can herd sheep and horses without fear of Yuan people suddenly rushing over. They no longer have to lock themselves in deep walls and high fortresses at night. They can go wherever they want freely. You say outside the customs. Are people very grateful to this Li Dachui?"
Jiang Ping nodded: "I heard that things outside Guanwai have indeed changed a lot now. That Li Dachui has many ideas, and he is a person who can put his ideas into practice. , I heard that this man is not only good at fighting, but also good at business, and is also good at local management. He is a good hand at making money. He is an all-rounder inside and outside. It is no wonder that the whole court regards Li Dachui Xiao Changche Group as our The imaginary enemy of the future.”
“It’s far away from Dachu outside the pass!” Li Dachui looked at Jiang Ping and smiled reluctantly.
I regarded the Chu people as a formidable enemy, which was unexpected, and the enemy did not ignore him just because he was far away, and listed him as the first precautionary target early on. Even an idle person like Jiang Ping knows this clearly, which shows that this matter has reached a consensus in Nanchu.
This is not a good thing.
"Is it far? It's not far either!" Jiang Ping shook her head. "Sometimes, the world is so close. Sometimes, it's so close." Seeing Li Dachui staring at her strangely, she suddenly laughed, shook the braid on her head, and said playfully: "Whatever, there is a tall guy anyway." Just hold it, so we little guys can enjoy it. Hey, Li Bao, grandpa said that the beard on your face is glued on, and you are very easy-going."
< br>"Huh?" Li Dachui was stunned.
“You’re smart!” Jiang Ping laughed proudly: “Grandpa said, if you don’t put on these beards, he really won’t be able to see that you are disguised, and he also said that you have this skill of disguise. Very clever. Show me your face!”
"What?" After hearing this, Li Dachui shrank his head back.
“Stretch over here!” Jiang Ping stretched out her hand, leaving no room for doubt.
Li Dachui hesitated for a long time, then reluctantly stretched his head over.
Jiang Ping grabbed the long beard and pulled it hard. Li Dachui screamed and his face was pulled away, but the beard was still tight.
“Huh?” Jiang Ping was greatly surprised, “Isn’t it glued on?”
Feeling that the opponent was about to exert force again, Li Dachui immediately bent his fingers and flicked the numb tendons on the opponent's elbow. Jiang Ping let out an ouch and let go of her hand involuntarily.
"Jiang Jiang is sticky, indeed it is sticky, but it cannot be pulled out, it needs to be washed with medicinal water!" Li Dachui raised his hands in a gesture of surrender: "It's just a trick of some people in the world. "
"Get rid of the beard, I don't want to look at a fake face every day!" Jiang Ping snorted.
"Okay, wash it now, wash it now!" Li Dachui said helplessly.
Seeing Li Dachui stand up, Han Zheng looked shocked: "Brother Li, is your face really fake?"
Li Dachui smiled awkwardly, walked aside, took out a bottle of potion, poured it into the water, and then soaked his face with the water. After a while, the beards on his face fell one after another, then he put his hands on his face and rubbed it, then turned around When they came, a face that looked a bit unfamiliar at first glance, but looked like they had seen it somewhere before, appeared in front of the two of them.
Han Zheng looked surprised, but couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief. Although the beard looked better than before, it was still ordinary and incomparable to his own.
"Is it true this time?" Jiang Ping asked.
“It’s true!” Li Dachui nodded. "It's true!"
Jiang Ping reached out again, but Li Dachui quickly got out of the way: "Jiang Jiang, men and women are not intimate. Here, look at it!"
Li Dachui grabbed the flesh on his face with both hands and pulled randomly.
Jiang Ping laughed happily.
"Jiang Jiang, it's time to eat!" Jiang Shiyuan's shout rang outside.
Jiang Ping stood up with a smile and pointed at Li Dachui: "It's like this, no more pretending!"
"Natural, natural!"
"Let's go and have dinner together?" Jiang Ping enthusiastically invited.
“I’ll clean up first, you go first!” Li Dachui pointed at the dark hair in the basin.
Jiang Ping went out first with a smile, and Han Zheng followed behind him. He walked out of the door, but came back with a peek of his head: "Brother Li, drawings, drawings!"
Li Dachui nodded vigorously.
(End of this chapter)