Chapter 250: Are you worthy of big brother? Are you worthy of me?
The film and television industry began to crazily speculate on the popularity, and felt that Xu Nuo was a hot topic, highly topical, and very popular.
People in the music industry sneered secretly. They also wanted to ride on the popularity.
The popularity is indeed there, but it is of no use. No matter how popular it is, it still depends on the quality of the song.
Everyone, without exception, was beaten to pieces by the promise and was miserable.
As much fun as I had in the early stages, I cried so hard when the new song was released.
Except for those die-hard fans, everyone else went to listen to No Yan’s new song.
Later on, everyone learned to be smart. Once they heard the new song with promise, everyone gave way unconditionally.
No matter how good the schedule is, there is nothing you can do about it. Whoever touches you will die. The music industry is already a bit of a phobia of promises. When I hear the name, my vision goes dark.
All gifts from fate have already been marked in secret.
With the movie's crazy actions, everyone was unilaterally disappointed with the promise. Except for the music industry, they believed in the promise without thinking.
The more you are hurt, the deeper your love becomes. Many people have already suffered from Stockholm Syndrome.
Most of the entire Chinese music scene is a victim. They even think that promising not to release songs is a great mercy.
Xu Nuo finished releasing the trailer and began to release the highlights of "Crazy Stone" bit by bit.
There is still a month until the release, and wearing a scarf can only last for a day or two, and it will disappear as soon as the popularity is over.
He needs to continue to stay popular and attract everyone's attention on the Internet.
“It’s a dog’s day, it’s so high, it’s driverless!”
“How could you do such a thing? Are you worthy of big brother, are you worthy of me?”
"Man in a public toilet? Come when you want? Leave when you want?"
Every few days, Xunuo will release a clip with funny lines and superb acting skills.
It just tickles the audience's heart, but it only scratches once and then lets go, making people want to stop.
Domestic comedy has not produced classic works for many years. Why are there so few comedies? Why isn't it a hit?
In the final analysis, the funny filming is not funny, but full of embarrassment.
Many movies also like to use sensationalism at the end, which may or may not be funny at the end. Sensational scenes always make people pick their toes in embarrassment.
A good comedy has turned into something different. The audience wasted time, emotions and money.
How can you make your audience laugh? This is the biggest conundrum in comedy.
Excerpts from "Crazy Stone", Hebei dialect, Shancheng dialect, Chengdu dialect, Qilu dialect, plus Cantonese Mandarin and other local dialects are mixed together to create an unexpected comedy effect.
"Shura" and "Myths and Legends", the clips released, the special effects are very gorgeous, and many people are addicted to it.
But what happens after the gorgeousness?
“What are these two movies about?”
"I saw it, but it seems I didn't."
In addition to the gorgeous special effects, the clips released were not exciting enough. Many people were still confused after watching it.
In contrast, "Crazy Stone" has no special effects at all and relies entirely on acting and plot, but everyone will be impressed after watching it.
The sentence "high kuo skills" makes netizens in Sichuan and Chongqing smile knowingly, and the sentence "are you worthy of me?" makes countless netizens break their waists.
Lines that are deeply rooted in people’s hearts are good lines.
After watching the clip, many bloggers have begun to imitate the new traffic password.
Although there are only some clips, it does not prevent everyone from having fun watching it.
"Is it possible that "Crazy Stone" actually only has a few funny paragraphs in total?"
"Seriously suspect it is another scam."
"It's better to try again Take a look.”
Because of a movie clip, there are not a few people who choose to go to the movies.
However, most of them regret it after watching it. There are only a few funny moments in a movie, and the rest is just like crap.
I don’t know how much the netizens have suffered. Anyway, everyone has the same opinion. Unless the movie is really good, they will not buy it based on these clips.
At this time, Yang Haonan's anchor bloggers also began to exert their efforts, starting with the film review bloggers.
They mainly take stock of the movies scheduled for summer release, and then start their analysis from trailers, official clips, etc.
The main focus is to be impartial, but they all unanimously gave "Crazy Stone" a high evaluation.
At least judging from the clips available so far, "Crazy Stone" is indeed worth looking forward to.
As time goes by, the popularity of "Crazy Stone" is increasing little by little. Although it is not as massively promoted as other movies, the effect is not bad.
During this period, Yu Zhou also joined "Who is the Singer"? As a singer who has been gaining popularity recently, the program team's invitation was very sincere.
Mainly because the money given was enough, Yu Zhou went happily.
Shen Kaiwen continued to run announcements and make crazy money.
In early June, Lin Wanqing recorded the latest episode of "The Voice of China" and then returned to Jiangcheng with Xu Nuo.
The last time I returned to Jiangcheng was when my contract was terminated in March, and a few months had passed in a flash.
The main purpose of going back this time was to get permission to take the college entrance examination. It was said that as the holiday was approaching, countless yellow men were already eyeing her.
How could I endure this promise, so I took Lin Wanqing and killed him back.
In June, the weather is getting hotter and hotter, and I wear less and less clothes.
Bai, so white, I am a little distracted while driving.
On June 6th, Xu Nuo returned to Jiangcheng.
This was the second time Lin Wanqing walked into the Xu family. The old couple were not at home, so Xu happily hugged her and never let go.
"Xiao Ke, are you nervous about the exam tomorrow?"
"Don't be nervous." Xu Xu smiled and shook his head.
Xu Nuo touched her head, "Yes, relax, your brother is rich, it's okay if he doesn't pass the exam."
Xu Nuo curled his lips: "I thank you, my grades Better than you!"
The brother and sister were bickering, and Xuexian's phone lit up. She picked it up and said, "Qianxian, do you have time? I want to tell you something." Xuexian hadn't spoken yet. The promise that peeked at her was outrageous. How dare you think about his sister. What a thief.
Xu Nuo grabbed the phone and said, "I'll get it back for you!"
Xu Nuo looked at him and said, "Oh, then you can go back."
He took the phone and flipped it up. This was a boy's profile picture. After looking at the records, Xu Nuo suddenly felt that this man was quite miserable.
Every day I send messages like good morning, good night, have you eaten, etc. How should I put it, the screen is all white with only a handful of greens.
This is a young and energetic dog licker.
Xunuo cleared her throat, pressed the voice button, and said in a rough voice: "She doesn't have time!"
There was a long silence on the other side.
"Who are you?"
"Who are you?"
The person on the other side fell silent, Xu Nuo smiled proudly, and handed the phone back to Xu Nuo.
"Be careful next time and avoid people with bad intentions like this."
Xu Xu nodded nonchalantly, hugging Lin Wanqing and whispering.
Xu Nuo wanted to eavesdrop, but was driven away by the two of them.
I don’t know how these two can talk about so many topics. They are obviously seven or eight years apart, but they are as good as sisters.
"Xiao Ke, where are you going to take the exam?" Xu Nuo asked casually, chewing an apple out of boredom.
"Go to the Magic City." Xu Xu replied without hesitation.
“My parents still hope that you will be admitted to Jiangsu University.”
“Tsk, after staying here for eighteen years, I have been to Jiangsu University a hundred times. What’s so good about it? I will go to Shanghai to find you for a meal.”
Xu Nuo thought about it and decided that Jiangsu University would be the best one. It is close to home and the couple can go there and check it out when they have nothing to do.
Wait, forget it, Xuancheng acts like a devil at home every day, and the old couple may not be happy with it.
No matter if he goes to the Magic City, he can also take care of the point.
"Which school should I take the exam?"
"Let's go to Jiaotong University in Shanghai."
Xu Nuo nodded, "It doesn't matter if you don't get into the exam. Anyway, I have several choices."
“Brother, you can eat the apple.” Xuancheng was speechless.
Before other people's college entrance exams, their parents were cautious, fearing that their confidence would be undermined, but he was fine. It didn't matter if he didn't pass the exam even if he kept talking.
The two looked at the time. The old couple was about to come back. Lin Wanqing winked and promised to take her out.
"Study hard at home."
"I know." Xu Xu waved his hand and continued reading.
“Are you going home now?” Xu Nuo asked.
"Later."
Xu Nuo took Lin Wanqing to the river.
The weather is very hot by the river in June, but when the wind blows, the water vapor brought over is very cool.
“Are you under a lot of pressure lately?”
The two were sitting by the river, Lin Wanqing looked at the tiredness on his face and said with concern.
"It's too much pressure."
"Actually, you can take a break, there's no need to do this."
Lin Wanqing was interrupted before she could finish her words, and Xu Nuo leaned on her shoulder. , biting her ear and said: "So I need my sister's comfort."
Lin Wanqing looked back at her surroundings. The sky was getting darker and there were fewer people on the riverside.
The place that Xu promised to pick was a place with few people, this pervert.
"Is that okay?"
Lin Wanqing bit her lip, straightened her skirt, spread her slender thighs, and whispered, "You are only allowed to lie down, and you are not allowed to do anything else."
Xu Nuo was overjoyed. He sat up and adjusted his posture. As if he was afraid that she would regret it, he rested his head on her thigh.
No latex pillow and memory foam pillow can compare to this pair of round and elastic thighs. When you lie on it, you not only get a light fragrance, but also a feeling of rebound.
“It’s so comfortable, senior, I will need a leg pillow every day from now on.”
"You're dreaming."
Xu Nuo opened his eyes and looked at her, raised his hand from her neck to her face.
“Isn’t this angle ugly?”
Lin Wanqing suddenly regretted it, saying that looking from the bottom up is the perspective of death.
"No, your beauty has no blind spots, you look good in 360 degrees." Xu Nuo's hand groped her face, her small mouth and straight nose.
God didn't seem to have closed any of her windows.
"You..."
Xu Nuo raised his hand, but his elbow accidentally touched a place he shouldn't have touched.
"I didn't mean it."
"Huh." Lin Wanqing grabbed his hand, put it on his chest, and looked down at him.
"Want a kiss?" Xunuo said suddenly, looking at the starry sky above his head.
“No.” Lin Wanqing refused without hesitation.
Then she looked around and saw that there was no one around. She grabbed the promised hands tightly. If she didn't grab his hand, the guy would definitely move around again.
Lin Wanqing lowered her head, her hair covering Xu Nuo’s face.
The evening breeze blew her hair, revealing a promising face.
(End of this chapter)