Chapter 381 I’m a Man
If the tall figure of Monkey King and the cold and sweet female voice were shocking enough, then his dancing made everyone’s jaws drop.
The Monkey King is actually dancing!
Zhao Lei began to doubt life.
“Is he really a female singer?”
"It just exploded."
"Destroyed my three outlooks."
On the stage, Xu Nuo simply gave it all. Singing a female voice means singing, and dancing means dancing. If you want to have fun, just have as much fun as you can.
The image is already about to collapse anyway, so let’s collapse it more completely!
From Jin Chen's version of "Divination", give the LSPs here a little sweetness with mustard.
While singing, Xu Nuo was still dancing.
At this moment, he was possessed by Jin Chen.
When the elegant rhythm floats, Promise starts lightly, opens his hands gracefully, bends down, and steps back lightly.
Beautiful, so beautiful.
However, it gives people an indescribable weird feeling.
The people on the stage were dressed as the unruly Monkey King, yet they danced an extremely elegant dance.
How to see how to violate.
“Brothers, I found that as long as you don’t look at his face, this dance is amazing!”
“Fortunately, I am short-sighted and it has its own beauty effect.”
< br>“Damn, this is so beautiful!”
Before dancing, Xu Nuo was still a little shy, but when it was time to actually dance, he felt that dancing was nothing.
Should I say it or not, this dance is a bit interesting.
Promise to let yourself go completely, singing and dancing on the stage.
"In midsummer of that year, you packed your bags and left home,
Beside the ancient road, I shed tears before I wanted to speak,
Asking for a fortune in the temple, I cried to Qingmei and other bamboo horses,
I asked the Bodhisattva to bless us both. ”
Promise jumps with his feet, his body rises and falls with the music, and his movements are coherent and smooth, giving people a soothing and wonderful feeling.
Every movement is full of ultimate beauty.
The audience was dumbfounded
Everyone has long been sure that the Monkey King is a male singer, but at this time, they saw the Monkey King singing with such a voice on the stage and dancing in an extremely charming way.
The audience began to waver.
“Perhaps Monkey King was originally a female singer, and she has been hiding her identity.”
“Her dancing is so professional, even more professional than Little Pepper, which is very Could it be a male singer?”
Especially the male audience, they used various reasons to convince themselves that the tall figure on the stage was a female singer.
Who wouldn’t be confused after seeing this singing and dancing?
"Great Sage, I love you!"
"Wife!"
"Holy shit! Nan Tong is by my side."
Yes the audience shouted.
Someone took the lead, and other male spectators immediately started shouting.
Xu Nuo, who was dancing vigorously on the stage, almost lost his temper. Damn it, it was all over.
Okay, keep singing.
“I kept guessing and made another divination,
good or bad, good or bad, or worried,
I love you so much that I can't see the end of the world.
Fate plays a trick on people, and fate is a coincidence. ”
Bend down, kick your legs, raise your legs and spin around...
It’s so beautiful that no one at the scene can resist this temptation.
The male audience is elated and excited.
The female audience was even more excited. No matter whether they were male or female, the Monkey King on the stage did not suffer.
Zhao Lei was stunned, holding on to the sofa with one hand and holding a golden hoop in the other, transforming into a sculpture.
He has completely doubted life.
If you guessed it correctly, the graceful Monkey King on the stage is actually a promise.
But how could Nuoyan still dance and dance so well?
Zhao Lei scratched his hair anxiously, puzzled.
Li Zhengyi's eyes shone: "This is good, this is good!"
Most of the masters of song and lyrics are not very serious, they are just romantic talents. Li Zhengyi made no secret of his love for this dance. appreciation.
Huo Shanchuan laughed and said: "I really started to doubt the gender of the Great Sage. This is not a dance that a male singer can dance."
Lu Hualin gave a thumbs up: " I have worked with so many female stars, and Monkey King is the best.”
The audience was enthusiastic, and the male audience members stared intently at the Monkey King.
The corner of Hongliu's mouth in the background twitched, but he hesitated to speak.
"Director Hong, is the Great Sage male or female?" a staff member asked.
Hongliu sighed: "You will know in the future."
In the lounge, the ugly monsters were stunned.
Gardenia patted her chest, causing a wave of waves.
Agent Tang Yue opened her mouth wide.
Outside the Magic City TV Station, Lin Wanqing’s mouth curved in a strange way.
It turns out that Xu Nuo, this pervert, likes this tone.
No wonder he always falls in love with her cheongsam and skirt. Now it seems that he wants to wear it himself?
It seems that when buying clothes in the future, I should buy one more size XXXXL.
Lin Wanqing's smile gradually spread as she looked at the promises that were jumping up and down on the screen.
This guy is a pretty good dancer, better than most female stars.
Tsk, tsk, she’s so charming, even a woman can’t help but be tempted by her.
In the live broadcast room, lsps call their wives directly.
“My wife dances so well!”
“It doesn’t matter if he is a boy or a girl, I just pretend I can’t see him.”
“Incredibly beautiful.”
“My wife I love you.”
“I want a man too”
At this moment, countless straight men on the Internet announced that they had been turned upside down. Because of a dance.
The stage promises to dance to your heart’s content.
"The wind blows the sand, the butterflies fall in love with the flowers, this is a story through the ages,
Like the moon in the water, I am fascinated by the flowers in the mirror..."
No one cares about the singing anymore, and no one cares about whether the singing is good or not.
Obviously it is a singing stage, but everyone’s eyes are focused on the dancing figure on the stage.
It is so beautiful that even though the Monkey King may be a big man on the stage, no one wants to miss this dance.
“Guess, I made another divination,
It’s the top sign, but I still can’t put it down,
My love for you has lasted through several winters and summers,
I miss you day and night, praying not to change my mind again.
The song ends with a stunning dance.
Applause and screams rang out.
The loudest voice is: "Wife, I love you!"
Xu Nuo felt a chill and goosebumps fell all over the floor.
If it were Lin Wanqing calling him husband, he would definitely get excited. If it were a hairy guy calling him husband, Xu Nuo would feel like he would crash to death on the stage.
Qi Tian walked onto the stage: "Let me ask you a question that everyone is concerned about. Monkey King, are you a man or a woman?"
Xu Nuo has not yet answered, the audience They rushed to answer.
“I guess it’s a woman!”
"She is a woman."
"How can a man dance so seductively?"
"It's a bit too high, but it doesn't matter, I can accept it."
"It doesn't matter if it's flat, I just like flying planes."
"I seem to be in love."
"Brother, the great sage should be a man!"
At the guest table.
Zhao Lei took the golden cudgel, took a deep breath, and shouted, "Hey! Goblin, show your true form quickly!"
Everyone laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.
Li Zhengyi looked at him with burning eyes: "Great Sage, you must be a female singer, right? Say yes quickly."
Huo Shanchuan scratched his head: "Great Sage, if you say you are a man now, it will break the hearts of countless male audiences."
Lu Hualin said categorically: "From my years of experience, The Great Sage is 100% a female singer, otherwise I would eat the Golden Cudgel on the spot!"
Zhao Lei looked wary: "I think you are just greedy for this Golden Cudgel!"
On the stage, Xu Nuo coughed lightly and said in a rough and majestic voice: "Hello, everyone, this is Zhao Lei!"
The voice was rough and heroic, completely different from the sweet voice before.
Everyone seemed to see a burly man with a full beard and a handful of heart-protecting hair.
Zhao Lei: "..."
The light in Li Zhengyi's eyes went out instantly.
Huo Shanchuan was dumbfounded.
Lu Hualin shrank and tried to reduce his presence, for fear of being noticed by Zhao Lei.
The golden cudgel is made of iron, so it will cool down immediately after you eat it.
A big question mark appeared on the audience's heads.
"Hey! Who called your wife just now?"
"Hurry up, your wife is calling you!"
"Get out, your wife!"
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The audience, who were about to start a fight over their wives and land, suddenly became humble and polite. Everyone tried to be like Kong Rong, giving full play to the spirit of courtesy.
Qi Tian stood on the stage, his mouth never closing.
"Do you think it is possible that the Great Sage is really a male singer?"
"There is absolutely no such possibility!" Zhao Lei said firmly.
Little Pepper sighed faintly: "The Great Sage is a male singer, so what am I? Am I an Iron Warrior?"
The audience roared with laughter.
Qi Tian smiled and said: "Okay, let's ask our guests to comment on the performance of the Great Sage."
Zhao Lei didn't know what the sound was, and suddenly laughed: "I guess someone must have gone home. I will be tortured and jumped to the ground. So charming, how many young ladies do you need to watch for at least two hours a day to learn how to do it perfectly? Tsk, Tsk, Monkey King, you are miserable!”
Xu Nuo Shihua, this guy is a bit bad! , and actually provided some talking skills.
Li Zhengyi sighed: "Great Sage, I am very disappointed in you!"
Everyone was surprised.
Li Zhengyi said sadly: "How can you be a man! My heart is broken."
Huo Shanchuan looked confused: "No, are you really a man? You Where did you learn to dance? "
Lu Hualin: "Although Xiaojiao's waist is thinner and softer, your waist is thicker and more textured, which makes people feel safe."
< br>Everyone burst into laughter, God feels so much more secure.
"It seems that everyone is full of suspense about the Great Sage. To be honest, I was almost moved just now. Fortunately, I am well-informed and can stabilize my heart. Next, please pick up the voting machine in your hand and vote for you. Who do you think is the most charming?”
The audience started voting amidst laughter.
“I like Little Pepper’s waist, it is very thin and looks full and graspable under the light.”
“It’s still too young, I think the Great Sage is better.”
"Children only make choices, I want both!"
The voting results are out.
Monkey King is far ahead, and Little Pepper fails in the challenge.
"Congratulations to the Monkey King, Monkey King, for winning the honor of being the most charming singer!" Qitian came up to make things right.
Xu Nuo waved his hands repeatedly, "Bye, no, goodbye, the most charming one is Xiaojiao."
Little Pepper: "Teacher Dasheng, you are so humble. You are recognized by the audience as the most charming singer. ”
Promise: "..."
"Teacher Dasheng, can I have a chance to cover this song and this dance?"
"No problem, just contact Director Hong. "
The fifth issue of "The King of Masked Singer" has ended.
(End of this chapter)