Chapter 382 How did you get into my group?
Xu Nuo took the golden hoop he snatched back from Zhao Lei, split it into two sections, found Lin Wanqing's car and got in it.
With great effort, I took off my hood and mask, and breathed in the fresh air.
In the car, Lin Wanqing laughed so hard that her flowers trembled.
“What are you doing?” Xu Nuo wondered.
"Hahahaha, Xiao Ke said that the Great Sage dances very well, and she wants to learn it too!"
Xu Nuo had a dark look on his face: "Have you told her?"
"No, I I just shared with her our handsome Monkey King..."
Xu Nuo nodded with satisfaction. Although this adjective is not quite able to describe his peerless appearance, it is not bad.
"Share with her the dance performed by Monkey King on the stage." Lin Wanqing said, holding her stomach.
Promise: "..."
If it is broken, your reputation will be ruined.
“She didn’t guess it, right?”
Lin Wanqing shook her head, suppressing a smile and said: “I didn’t guess it, but my uncle and aunt also like your dance very much.”
Promise to be petrified instantly.
"No, you shared it with my parents too?!"
Lin Wanqing smiled and nodded, "Auntie said her sisters have agreed after reading it and are ready to learn together later."
“Learn nothing!” Xu Nuo said angrily.
As she spoke, Lin Wanqing laughed so hard that she was out of breath. She reached out and poked him and said, "Auntie said she would give you a chance to invite the Great Sage back to teach them."
"? ?”
Those who made the promise were fooled.
"Wait a minute, why do you look so familiar with my mother?"
"Yes, my aunt taught me how to cook." Lin Wanqing said proudly.
"You seem to have done something extraordinary behind my back." Xu Nuo said expressionlessly.
“Hahahaha, by the way, uncle also praised you for dancing well!”
"????" Xu Nuo couldn't hold it any longer: "You talk to my dad too?"
"Oh, that's not true, I'm in this group." Lin Wanqing shook her phone and pointed Refers to the ordinary "loving family" group name on the screen.
Xu Nuo laughed out loud with joy: "This is your family's name? How come everyone in the world has this name?"
Lin Wanqing shook her head, "This is your family's group name" .”
Xu Nuo was confused.
He dug into his pocket, took out his cell phone, and found a family that loved each other.
A family that loves each other (4) has become a family that loves each other (5).
Xu Nuo rubbed his eyes and clicked on the group members. Lin Wanqing was among them.
"No, when did you sneak in?"
"Today, Xiaoke dragged me in." Lin Wanqing said matter-of-factly, and replied to Zheng Qiuyun in the group. message.
"Xu Nuo agreed. He said that when the time comes, he will invite the Great Sage back to teach you how to dance."
"Fuck, wait a minute, when did I agree?" Xu Nuo was shocked and reached out to snatch her mobile phone. , trying to withdraw the message.
Lin Wanqing slapped his hand away: "Be honest, aunt has seen it."
Xu Nuo pulled her hair and looked through the chat history in pain.
Permission: "Mom and Dad, I invite Sister Lin to come in!"
Zheng Qiuyun: "Oh, why did I forget this, hurry up and invite."
Xu Chengwen: "Like the emoji."
Lin Wanqing: "Hello, uncle and aunt."
Zheng Qiuyun: "Smile.jpg. Well, welcome, Xiaoqing."
Lin Wanqing sent another video.
It was the part where the dance was promised.
Zheng Qiuyun: "Oh, this one is good, this one is good, I will send it to the sisters!"
Xu Chengwen: "Dance well."
……
< br>Promise that the more you read the chat history, the bigger your head will get.
In just a short while, he seemed to have become the unnecessary person. He seemed to be a family of four, chatting enthusiastically in the group.
Xu Nuo Aite’s mother: “Mom, my great sage is a singer, how can I have time to teach you that kind of dance.”
Zheng Qiuyun: “Didn’t you say you were that kind of composer? The Great Sage won’t give you this kind of face?”
Permission: “Yes, I heard that the singer is eager to please you.”
Zheng Qiuyun: "Hey, I can't help my mother when I grow up!"
Promise temples straight.
He turned to Lin Wanqing and said, "You just brought my parents to the same front?"
After Lin Wanqing smiled enough, she put away her phone and started the car.
"Go back and explain how many young ladies you have watched dancing." Lin Wanqing stepped on the accelerator and rushed out of the parking lot.
“No, I didn’t watch it!”
Promise tried to explain.
It’s all Zhao Lei’s fault!
"Oh." Lin Wanqing had no expression on her face.
Back home, Xu Nuo tried to explain why he could learn such a coquettish dance.
Lin Wanqing sat quietly on the sofa and pointed to the side.
Promise to sit down honestly.
Lin Wanqing lowered her head to scroll through her phone, but didn't hear any sound for a long while.
“Speak?”
“Ah? What did you say?”
“Don’t you want to explain?”
Xu Nuo was stunned for a moment, "Oh, what, I think that song is suitable for you to dance, so I thought about making up a dance."
"Bah! Only a ghost will believe you." Lin Wanqing turned it over A roll of eyes.
But although she didn’t believe it, she didn’t delve into it.
As a man, it’s normal to have some weird little hobbies.
Especially for a pervert like Xu Nuo, dancing is nothing at all.
"Do you like skirts?" Lin Wanqing suddenly asked.
Xu Nuo perked up: "I like it!" "Oh, then I'll buy two more." Lin Wanqing pointed with her fingers and placed an order for a few skirts.
Xu Nuo was overjoyed: "When will it arrive?"
Lin Wanqing glanced at him and said, "In such a hurry?"
"That's a must!" Xu Nuo rubbed his hands and said excitedly.
If you have a new little skirt, you can have sex...
Xu Nuo lies on the sofa, her head resting on Lin Wanqing's lap, and she happily scrolls through her phone.
This position is particularly comfortable. You can see Lin Wanqing's face as soon as you raise your eyes, and you can enjoy the mountain peaks openly.
He opened the hot search on the scarf.
Good guy, "The Masked Singer" directly dominates the screen.
# The Great Sage Qitian's "Divination" shocked everyone with his skills, and Little Pepper was ashamed of himself!
# Stunning dance, it is difficult for people to doubt the gender of the great sage!
# "Never Left" is also known as "Never Breathed"
# How strong is Monkey King's singing skills?
#Jade-faced Fox won the fifth issue of Singer King!
#surprise! Zhao Lei beat up a werewolf on stage?
#A-list singer Shi Wen was eliminated!
#Three people challenged the King of Singer continuously, but all ended in failure!
This night belongs to "The Masked Singer".
When the ratings for the fourth episode were declining, Hongliu made urgent adjustments to turn the tide, and started the challenge rules to push the ratings for the fifth episode to a new high.
On the player strength ranking list launched online, Monkey King moved up one spot to the second position.
The first is the werewolf, and the third is the jade-faced fox.
After singing "Never Left", he moved up the rankings for the first time.
Most people thought that his singing skills were not as good as those of the two kings and queens.
Even after he sang "Never Left", most of them ranked the werewolf at number one.
So there was a strange scene where the Singer King for three consecutive periods was actually ranked behind the werewolf who only won the Singer King for one period.
The most popular candidate to win the "King of Masked Singer" is also a werewolf.
The jade-faced fox is on par with the Monkey King.
The discussion on the Internet is very lively.
"The Lion King is so miserable that he actually competed with the Great Sage for breathing."
"It's really outrageous. The Great Sage sent the Lion King away with a song "Never Breathed"."
< br>"Does anyone think that the Great Sage's performance of "Never Left You" lacked some emotion? Like a robot?"
"Yes, yes, yes, it's awesome, but I always feel that it lacks emotion."
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"Nothing wrong, I think The Lion King sings more emotionally."
Inexplicably, there are many "emotional parties" appearing on the Internet, talking about emotions but not expressing emotions.
To sum it up in one sentence, people who sing too steadily have no emotions and are like machines.
This argument has also been ruthlessly criticized by many netizens.
"What does it mean to have feelings? Does shouting hysterically have feelings? Or does it mean that you have feelings when you are about to burst into tears?"
"It's embarrassing because there is no hysteria or tearing up. He was heartbroken, but he didn’t burst into tears, didn’t bend down, and didn’t stamp his feet, so he said he had no emotions.”
"I understand, objective skills can't be used to hack, so I can only turn around and hack subjective feelings?"
"It's so funny, in the eyes of black people, high pitch = no emotion."
" In large-scale double-standard scenes, Hei Dasheng used to rely on emotion to win, but when he sang "Big Fish", he changed his tune and said that he was opportunistic and relied on freshness. Have you changed your words now? Have you changed your words to be emotionless next time?”
“There are always people who think everyone is drunk and I’m alone. Go listen to your emotional songs. ! ”
There are all kinds of people on the Internet, and the best place to reflect biological diversity is the Internet.
"Brothers, I'm in love with the Great Sage!"
"Whoever sees this is not confused!"
"Uh, wait a minute, wait until Little Pepper's version of "Divination" comes out, Just start charging.”
“It’s very harmful to your body, so be careful.”
At night, the whole Internet was discussing "The King of Masked Singer".
The popularity remains high. In just one hour, the video of Xu Nuo dancing has been viewed more than 5 million times and received more than 50,000 comments.
Many anchors are forced to dance this dance by netizens.
"Sing "Divination", or else you will fail."
"Change the song, change the song quickly, why don't you know what the hot spots are?"
"What? Have you never heard of "divination"? Goodbye! ”
"Anchor, let's dance. Let's dance "Divination" and I'll promote it for you!"
"Hurry up, I'm already so horny and thirsty!"
As the audience swiped the screen At the request, many female anchors searched for the song "Divination" on the spot.
The female anchors learned and sang at the same time, and their popularity skyrocketed.
“You have sung it twice, it’s time to try dancing!”
"If you dare to dance, I will dance with Rocket!"
Under the temptation of Rocket, many female anchors began to try this dance.
The rockets are flying.
An even more outrageous thing happened. Netizens were not satisfied after watching the female anchors and asked the male anchors to dance too.
The male anchor was pissed inside, but he still gritted his teeth and danced for the sake of the Rockets.
"It's so annoying!"
"Damn it, you should be rewarded for your good work!"
"Awesome, the anchor is willing to risk everything."
The live broadcast platform was surrounded by demons.
Netizens first looked at the female anchor, then scrolled down to the male anchor, which was immediately jarring to their eyes.
At the same time, "Never Left" has also become a challenge project for anchors.
"Family members, I'm going all out and preparing to challenge "Never Left". It's very difficult, family members, can you support me with some rockets?"
"Thank you boss for the rockets! ”
“The boss is so awesome!”
The anchor was full of energy and sang a song called “Never Left” like a ghost crying or a wolf howling.
That night, countless anchors who listened to the advice reaped the benefits.
(End of this chapter)