Chapter 415: A fusion of half sentences
Ren Jie picked up the microphone and started singing after the suona sound ended.
"The vast horizon is my love,
The flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green mountains..."
As soon as I started, the audience rushed to grab the words, for fear of singing After a while, he changed again.
"What kind of rhythm is the most swaying,
What kind of singing is the most joyful."
The audience not only sang loudly, but also sang faster than Ren Jie.
There is no other way. If you don’t sing, hurry up. What if Oh Ye Ge gets into trouble.
After Ren Jie sang four lines, Qi Ling picked up the microphone again.
The audience's eyes were wide open and unblinking, for fear of accidentally singing the wrong song.
"The next one should be "Little Apple"!"
"Which sentence?"
"Never thought you were annoying?"
" Or are you my little apple?”
The audience speculated while staring at Qi Ling on the stage.
At this time Qi Ling finally spoke:
"Walking with you among the blooming flowers in spring,
watching the stars and blinking with you at night in summer..."
The handsome boys became confident again, "Wandering in the golden wheat fields with you in autumn, and snowflakes flying in winter with you,
Even! add! temperature! warm! "
The voice was louder than Qi Ling, as if he wanted to prove something.
"I have given up my studies, and here are the first four sentences of "The Most Dazzling National Style", "Little Apple" Four more sentences! Then two songs each with two lines. "
"Yes, I also found the pattern! "
"I am so powerful now! ”
"Oh Brother, come down and let me get in!"
What a great song, the audience was stunned to be "finding the rules together".
The judges also noticed that each one of them was terrifyingly confident.
The audience in the live broadcast room cleared their throats and prepared to show off their power.
The next one will definitely be "The Most Stunning Ethnic Style"! You can't go wrong.
When Ren Jie picked up the microphone, the entire audience sang: "You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky..."
Qi Ling laughed so hard that Ren Jie felt that he could no longer hold back.
He started singing: "You are my little little apple..."
Shit!
Damn it, why don’t you play by the rules at all?
The newly discovered rules immediately become ineffective before they are used.
However, after all, the audience has seen strong winds and waves, and they have learned a lot from the experience.
The pretty boys who had already suffered a loss quickly changed their words without any trace, smoothly and naturally: "You can never love you too much!"
Many people were thinking: " I’ll be able to control you this way!”
Qi Ling squatted on the ground with a smile, her image completely gone.
The audience was puzzled, as for what is so funny about this.
Ren Jie gritted his teeth and sang: "Let me keep you with my heart!"
The two sentences combined are "You are my little apple, let me keep you with my heart!" You stay.”
The confident audience felt a flock of crows flying overhead.
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Rows of question marks emerged.
“Damn it, the version has been upgraded!”
“It’s broken, every sentence changes, it’s completely unstoppable!”
“Unbelievable, I can’t think of it anymore. What are they going to sing next? "
Qi Ling finally stood up, and Ren Jie couldn't stop laughing. The smile on his face never disappeared from the beginning to the end.
The judges shook their heads and smiled bitterly, and the audience looked stunned.
The singing continues: "Singing the most dazzling ethnic style leisurely..."
Audience: "...Should I follow or not?"
Forget it , keep singing: "Let love sweep away all the dust!"
Qi Ling sang: "Light the fire of my life!"
The audience has gone crazy.
Someone loudly continued to sing: "Fire fire fire fire fire!"
But Ren Jie picked up the microphone and said: "Stay!"
Everyone at the scene seemed to have a collective mental disorder. , the main character is each singing his own song.
The words are not right, but the atmosphere is perfectly connected.
The scene was filled with excitement.
Ren Jie sang: "You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart,
Filled with wine for you to stay."
The audience sang: "You are me "The little apples are so small."
Qi Ling: "Spring has come again and the flowers are blooming all over the hillside.
Sow hope and you will reap. "
Ren Jie: "Stay! ”
The scene turned into a mess.
This song seemed to burn the mouth, and the lyrics rushed out.
Some viewers changed their tune quickly and could still sing along, although I didn’t even know what the words were. Some viewers had already given up on treatment and followed the whole process: “La la la la la. ”
The song enters the final part.
The two people looked at each other on the stage and sang together:
"You are in my heart..."
The somewhat confident audience felt that they had discovered the truth.
"First four sentences, then two sentences, and then one sentence. It's over. I don't believe they can still play tricks!"
So a handsome boy said loudly: "You are the most beautiful in my heart. "The clouds!"
On the stage, Ren Jie and Qi Ling sang:
"You are the little apple in my heart,
I can't love you no matter what. Too much.”
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Confident netizens are stupid.
“Holy shit, you can still sing half a sentence?”
“I’m completely convinced.”
“Master of rehabilitation, you’re not kidding.”< br>
"The lyrics of "The Most Stunning Little Apple" are so wild and unpredictable that they are completely unpredictable."
"I overestimated myself. I actually thought I could guess what they were going to sing."
< br>“I’m too young.”
The audience was unable to complain.
The two of them laughed like crazy on the stage, and their singing was full of laughter.
"Always sing about flowers blooming all over the hillside,
plant hope,
you will have the most beautiful posture,
stay!"
forever Singing the most dazzling national style turns into flowers blooming all over the hillside, and there are harvests and turns into the most beautiful posture.
The seemingly weird splicing turns out to be extremely harmonious.
The confident singing voices of the audience were getting weaker and weaker, showing that they were very lacking in confidence.
The audience was on their feet and the judges were laughing to the point of tears.
The song is only three minutes long and ends with Oh Yeah's classic "Stay".
The audience applauded one after another and couldn't stop at all.
"What do you think of this song "The Most Stunning Little Apple"?" the host smiled very happily.
Some people's smiles are professional fake smiles, but today everyone smiles from the heart.
"Okay!"
"Great!" zheThe judges asked: ""Little Apple" was released yesterday, and today you come out with "The Most Stunning Little Apple", who are you? How?”
“Teacher Nuoyan adapted it overnight”
"What a genius!"
"Only such a genius can arrange songs easily."
"Yesterday you adapted them and today you sing them, did you encounter any difficulties in the process?"< br>
Ren Jie said with a smile: "Both these two songs are relatively simple, and there are no problems with singing. There is only one problem that is particularly serious."
Qi Ling chuckled and said: "The biggest problem is that it is easy to go out of tune. , I couldn’t stop singing, and my stomach hurt from laughing during the rehearsal.”
The audience burst out laughing, unable to find the tune of the original singer, and finally felt comfortable.
Phoenix Group advanced with a crushing attitude by virtue of "The Most Dazzling Little Apple" adapted from two divine songs.
At this time, the Internet has gone crazy.
Or madness.
"The Most Stunning Little Apple" topped the list of hot searches with explosive popularity.
Even the last "Moonlight over the Lotus Pond" and "It's All Love" failed to achieve this.
Netizens discussed heatedly in the comment area.
“Tonight, all fans are collectively insane.”
“Phoenix Group—lifelong partners of mental hospitals!”
“It is reported that our city’s mental hospitals are overcrowded , the patients were delirious, and no matter what the doctor asked, they all answered, "You are the little apple in my heart~" Experts said that this is a mental illness spread through the air, which is very harmful and needs to be strictly guarded against. Therefore, famous doctors said that mental illness can be prevented and controlled, and people are asked not to panic.”
Journalist style is a meme that netizens like to use, using the most formal and official language to express the funniest content.
Talented netizens kept up with current events and wrote a report accordingly.
“According to reports from frontline reporters, this morning, the "Most Dazzling National Style" organization in the square was suddenly attacked by "Little Apple". The Little Apple Pie came with ferocity, and the National Style Group was caught off guard and retreated steadily. The two sides fought inextricably. . At 8:30 that night, with the coordination of the Little Apple Pie, the two parties successfully reached a ceasefire agreement. Both parties admitted that they actually controlled the territory of "The Most Stunning Little Apple". He made a huge contribution to promoting the peace talks."
"The brainwashing song "The Most Dazzling National Style" is not terrible, and "Little Apple" is not that terrible. What's even more frightening is that they blended the two songs together. The most frightening thing is that the two songs are not blended one by one, not sentence by sentence. They frantically blended the two songs half by half, and even felt like they were damned. "The most dazzling little apple" is like a virus, killing the normal rhythm of the two songs, making them blend indistinguishably from each other.
The appearance of "The Most Dazzling Little Apple" has caused confusion among the two groups of square dance forces.
After listening to this song, I always look around in trepidation, and I dare not sing loudly and boldly. The lyrics that I could sing with my eyes closed in the past have become extremely unfamiliar now.
Many people want to read the lyrics while singing, worried that the style of the next sentence will change suddenly, and a sentence suddenly pops up: "You are the little apple in my heart~"
"The Most Dazzling National Style", which has already formed muscle memory, actually showed signs of forgetting the lyrics for a while.
"The Most Stunning Little Apple" suddenly became the "source of all evil". With the help of the Internet platform, this video spread like crazy.
This night, netizens started a carnival called "Insanity".
Some netizens edited together the original singer of "Invisible Wings" and the cover of Monkey King, and then edited "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style", "Little Apple" and "The Most Dazzling Little Apple" together.
In the first sentence, Lin Wanqing sang "I have always had a pair of invisible wings" in a weak voice. In the next second, the Monkey King was jumping and dancing on the stage with great joy: "Take me to fly, fly." Too desperate!”
Netizens switched back and forth between the injured bird and the wandering eagle, and they were all stunned.
If this kind of style switch is within everyone's ability to accept it, after all, the original singer and the cover are at least completely unified in style.
Then "The Most Stunning Little Apple" has completely subverted everyone's perception.
These two great songs, after a magical and deep combination, they just gave off the feeling of a clearance sale.
Because of these two songs, October 6th is known as the "crazy moment in the Chinese music world."
(End of this chapter)