Chapter 532 Daring Cross Talk
Shen Kevin on the stage looked like he had grown devil's horns. He smiled evilly, and the microphone in his hand was like a knife, stabbing whoever he caught.
Do you think "Promising Young Man" is already painful?
No, it’s your own fault, it’s not painful enough.
Failure to love is the punishment.
I have never had it for a second, but I have an experience that is more painful than falling out of love.
Every midnight dream, the name engraved in my heart under the bright moonlight can only be buried forever as a secret.
Shen Kaiwen is still singing.
The song is full of pathos, ambiguity, and desolation.
“If I say I really love you,
Who will clean up those damaged friendships? ”
In the chorus, Shen Kaiwen sang with just the right angry voice the helplessness of many people, struggling in pain.
Should you tell someone you love someone?
Don't let it go.
Just keep this secret this winter.
Shen Kaiwen sang the entanglement and helplessness in this song with his usual deep feeling.
With the soulful melody and heart-wrenching lyrics, no one can remain silent for more than two seconds.
What’s more interesting is that this song from 15 years ago was once again made popular by a star.
Although it was completely unrecognizable, some people could still tell that it was "Winter's Secret", but Zhou Shen didn't.
He would rather suspect that this is a new song than that it is "Winter's Secret".
And when he heard "This is teacher Zhou Chuanxiong's most famous song", he directly began to doubt life.
After Shen Kaiwen finished singing, the audience cursed and applauded.
As good as it sounds, you still have to scold me. This guy is so wicked. He just deliberately hurts his heart.
“Damn it, Yu Zhou and Shen Kaiwen, are you deliberately trying to make me angry?”
“Trick my brother, and take the stage as father and son.”
"Hey, these two songs today are really a bit heartbreaking."
"What are you doing? It's such a big holiday."
I muttered, feeling a little depressed.
It's already very late. Don't listen to slow songs or sad songs late at night. It's easy to fall asleep.
Two consecutive heart-wrenching songs made the mood at the scene somewhat depressing, and the applause and cheers were much smaller.
At this time, the host came on stage again, "Now we invite crosstalk actors Liu Jun and Li Zhanshan to give you a wonderful crosstalk performance."
Crosstalk programs, like sketches, have long since declined, and each one is more boring than the other. , which makes people sleepy.
“Come on, let’s go, it’s time to go to bed.”
“Hey, it’s probably over soon.”
“What’s the point of the cross talk? Go to sleep. ”
The previous cross talk was okay, at least it was interesting and funny.
But Blue Star’s cross talk in recent years has been similar to the development of the earth. When it comes to talking, it is the third way, and it seems that it can’t talk about the things in the crotch.
Either it’s just shit and shit, it’s a lot of short and long-winded stories about parents. It’s interesting at first, but it turns out to be boring after reading it.
Most of the works are lifeless, reusing clichéd themes, embarrassing plots, and even using Internet hot spots and news to attract attention. However, the effect is never good, making people feel more and more boring and embarrassing.
A truly good cross talk must have the courage to criticize the current ills and have the power to hit the nail on the head. Unfortunately, the current cross talk has lost its bones and only has the airbag left.
Modu Satellite TV’s ratings began to experience a major decline for the first time.
CCTV regained the first position, and Sun Mingcheng breathed a sigh of relief.
The eyes of other satellite TV stations are shining, and the opportunity to steal the audience has finally come.
Modu Satellite TV presented two old crosstalk actors, who are familiar with the Magic City circle, and many people are not familiar with them.
The program name is displayed on the screen.
When the audience saw it, they were a little confused.
Dare you take this name?
Aren’t you afraid of sending warmth to your door?
“Damn it!”
“Gorgeous!”
"Awesome!"
The audience was so shocked only because of a few words on the screen.
[Clever name]
[Author: Nuoyan]
[Performers: Liu Qun, Li Zhanshan]
The audience suddenly didn't understand the four clever names. Can this be said? Can you still pass the trial?
In recent years, the review of literary and artistic works has become more and more strict, and this name does not seem to be able to pass the review.
The audience was still surprised, but the two people on the stage had already started.
Liu Qun raised his hand and patted Li Zhanshan on the shoulder and said: "There is such a sentence, do you know it?"
said: "Which sentence is it?"
Liu Qun raised his hand and said, "It's called "walking around the world without reason.""
Li Zhanshan reacted quickly and followed up, "It's hard to move without reason."
The audience burst into laughter, Everyone started to applaud.
The first burden was revealed in just three sentences, which was unexpected.
The audience watching the live broadcast laughed out loud.
"There is nothing wrong with this. Anyone who has no quality can be justified."
"Despicableness is the passport of the despicable!"
In front of the TV, many people just stood up to move their bodies and then went The sleeping old man stopped again when he saw this.
It’s interesting, let’s take a look.
Liu Qun continued: "It seems that it is simple."
Li Zhanshan quickly stopped him, "Hey! What you said is wrong."
"What's wrong?"
"It's reversed!"
Liu Qun suddenly realized , "Ah, yes, yes, it should be difficult to move without reason."
"Walking around the world without reason."
The audience laughed and called him an expert.
Liu Qun chuckled: "That's right."
Li Zhanshan yelled: "That's not right!"
"Isn't this wrong?" "You think about it again. Weigh it!”
"How should I say this?"
Li Zhanshan said: "It should be said that you can travel all over the world with reason, but you can't move even without reason."
"Oh, yes, yes," Liu Qun patted him. His shoulder, "Although that's what you say, I don't agree with it!"
"Why?"
"It's unreasonable. It's unreasonable. We have to try to find the reason. Otherwise, we'll do the same. Can you travel all over the world? ”
"There is no such person!"
When the cross talk reaches this point, it is just okay. There is not much that stands out, but it is not boring.
Many people continued to watch it twice, and some people changed the channel.
Liu Qun gave a thumbs up, "Our section chief can do it!"
The audience was refreshed, have we reached the topic yet?
The word "section chief" belongs exclusively to civil servants. This is a person who eats from the public family.
“Hey, I guess it’s just a few words of ridicule. Who dares to really be sarcastic?”
“That’s right, Nuoyan is almost an official son, what does he have to say? "
Liu Qun said with a smile: "Listen, I will give you an example."
Li Zhanshan was not convinced yet, "Tell me what you said."
The two of them went back and forth, but neither of them got to the point, and the second baggage has not come out yet.
Many viewers yawned and felt a little drowsy.
“Let’s go out to eat roast duck together.”
“Okay, let’s eat.”
Liu Qun twisted his neck: “You pay.”
Li Zhanshan responded subconsciously, "Hey, yes." Then he reacted and said, "Why should I give money!"
The audience laughed, as they are used to complimenting.
Liu Qun waved his hand, "The public has to pay for this."
"Eating public funds?" Li Zhanshan was stunned.
"Hey." Liu Qun nodded.
Oops, the audience was no longer sleepy immediately.
My dear, how dare you say that!
Just for this courage, the audience wanted to give them a thumbs up.
“Awesome, I have to see how big it is.”
Netizens focus on a rebellious character. The stricter the control from above, the more they want to see it.
Liu Qun said with a smile on his face: "Let me tell you, section chief, we are all out of gas. Can we go out for a roast duck?"
"What did the section chief say?" Li Zhanshan asked.
Liu Qun put his hands behind his back and said in a thick accent: "Let's make a report!"
Li Zhanshan looked confused: "Why are you still making a report while eating roast duck?"
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Liu Qun still said in a thick accent: "If the name is right, then the words are right."
"Then how do you write a report about eating roast duck?"
Liu Qun smiled like a flower, "It's easy to write, write the report like this, leader - leader, colon!"
The scene was full of laughter Sound, I dare to say it, this is letting yourself go.
Li Zhanshan: "Hey, wait a minute, what was behind your leader just now?"
"Two dots, two dots, colon."
The audience laughed loudly, God damn colon.
Li Zhanshan snorted, "Emotions are punctuation marks!"
Liu Qun shook his head and said in an official tone: "In order to solve the problem of oil and water in the stomachs of the masses."
" Ah?”
“Isn’t this statement somewhat inappropriate?”
"Oh, I can't even mention this shortcoming." Li Zhanshan chuckled, then his expression changed and his eyes widened, "That's nonsense!"
The audience burst into laughter and thunderous applause.
Liu Qun patted Li Zhanshan on the shoulder: "Don't be anxious, there are always reasons!"
Everyone was curious about what nonsense he would talk about.
“Roast duck, roast this duck until it’s brown and charred, and it’ll be squeaky and oily when you take a bite, haha.”
Beijing Satellite TV was no longer calm. Did it really attack him anyway? Are you going to take away the roast duck?
“We Chinese people love roast duck the most.”
“Don’t forget us, foreigners also love roast duck!”
Liu Qun, who was smiling, looked at Zi immediately grasped the key point, holding his hands behind his back, "Foreigners also like to eat roast duck?"
"That's not true!"
Liu Qun said seriously, "Well, in this roast duck, he has a question of world peace."
The audience laughed, it's really ridiculous, eating roast duck can bring world peace.
“In order to promote the great unity of all mankind and to safeguard world peace, we urgently need to eat a roast duck.”
The audience was so happy that they dared to say anything just for food and drink. .
Many elderly viewers were just standing there, ready to turn off the TV and go to sleep, but why didn't they press the power off button?
"How can a duck symbolize world peace?"
Liu Qun looked annoyed, "Why do you, a comrade, have no political sense?"
Li Zhanshan rolled his eyes: "Then tell me. Let me listen.”
Liu Qun patted him on the head angrily: “Every grand festival, in Tiananmen Square, all the ducks fly— —"
Liu Qun paused at this.
The audience laughed and applauded him.
Liu Qun scratched his chin: "Ah, then, that's a pigeon, isn't it?"
Li Zhanshan pointed at him: "Who is this!"
Liu Qun took a few steps with a sad look on his face. He shook his head and said, "The roast duck report is the most difficult thing to report."
Li Zhanshan spread his hands, "You can't do anything if you dare to fall in love with him."
The audience was laughing, but some people couldn't laugh anymore.
What do you mean? You are pointing at the monk and scolding the bald donkey.
Their boss feels uncomfortable. No one has dared to criticize them like this for many years.
(End of this chapter)