Chapter 533 It has become an art at this moment
Someone made a call to Shanghai TV.
"Old Song, there's something wrong with this program. Isn't it tarnishing our image? This program can't be broadcast!" The other party was full of accusations.
Song Ming chuckled and was not in a hurry to speak. He waited until the other party had said enough before he spoke quietly.
“The General Administration has approved it. If you have any comments, you can go to the General Administration.”
The other person was suddenly speechless.
I dare not go to the General Administration if I have any opinions.
When I look back, I will check the phone number and get it right.
Song Ming received a lot of phone calls, but he rebuffed them all. If you have any objections, please contact the General Administration.
The current Xu Nuo is the son of the General Administration. He has never seen anyone who can pass all scripts like Xu Nuo.
When "Qiao Li Ming" was handed in, his first reaction was that the book would be thrown away, but Xu promised and Song Ming handed it over.
I never expected that it was actually approved.
The leader in charge of approval even called him personally and revealed a shocking news: This is what it means above.
This is why Song Ming is so confident. There are people above him supporting him, so he dares to cause chaos!
On the Internet, many people are attracted by "Qiao Li Ming".
It has baggage, is funny enough, and is bold enough to satirize the problem of eating and drinking with public funds to the point.
They haven't seen such cross talk for many years.
On the stage, Liu Qun was still performing.
“What day is it today?”
Li Zhanshan became impatient, “I’m confused, check the calendar!”
Liu Qun raised his hand and pretended to look at the calendar, "I looked at it, Thursday. Oh, there is a line of small words at the bottom."
"What is it written on?"
"Pavlov The 175th anniversary of his birth.”
Li Zhanshan continued, “It’s still an anniversary!”
In cross talk, every sentence has an echo, and that’s what Peng Ke does.
Liu Qun beamed, "Whose birthday is it?"
"Pavlov."
"Who?"
Li Zhanshan said angrily: "Pavlov !”
Liu Qun’s eyes narrowed with laughter, “Okay, let’s eat him!”
The exaggerated tone made the audience applaud one after another.
Li Zhanshan was shocked, "Eat him?"
"It's Pavlov's theory! It's conditioned reflex!"
Liu Qun gestured, "Just use that dog to do it Experiment, let this dog bleed that one - haha!"
"Conditioned reflex!"
Liu Qun patted him on the shoulder, "It's always roast duck! Roast duck! I'm almost drooling!"
The audience was very happy to hear this, this cross talk was a bit interesting.
Liu Qun pretended: "Leader."
Li Zhanshan waved his hand and shouted loudly along with the audience: "Colon!"
The audience burst into laughter.
The atmosphere at the venue was extremely lively.
“In order to respect knowledge and intellectuals, in order to further promote the in-depth development of science popularization activities, in order to commemorate the 175th anniversary of the birth of Pavlov, the famous physiologist of the White Bear Country.”
A long list of The reason left everyone speechless.
“Nima, why do these reasons sound so familiar to me?”
“It feels like déjà vu.”
Some netizens directly searched the Internet, and what a surprise, countless related news reports popped up, all to commemorate the activities carried out by so-and-so.
These people are of all kinds, including scientists, artists, thinkers, everything you want.
Liu Qun said seriously and gracefully: "Our department has decided to hold a grand commemorative event at the Quanjude Roast Duck Restaurant and draw up a budget - Hey, how much does ten roast ducks cost?"
Li Zhanshan: "How many?"
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ninety!"
"The four of you can eat ten roast ducks, can you?"
Liu Qun put his hands behind his back: "I can't eat it, just walk around!"
"Ah, this It’s easy to calculate, 350 yuan each, ten, 3500 yuan.”
At the current price, a roast duck costs hundreds.
Liu Qun smiled and said: "Add 400 yuan for drinks."
"Drink wine that costs 400 yuan?"
"Drink some good wine!"
"3900 yuan."
Liu Qun raised his voice: "Draw up a plan The budget is 3,900 yuan."
Li Zhanshan tilted his head, "Hey, section chief, why do you want 3,900 yuan? Just write 4,000 yuan for the whole amount."
Liu Qun shook his head, "Well, don't waste the country's money. Save a little and save a little."
The audience couldn't stop laughing. Damn it, four people eat 4,000 yuan, which is a month's salary for many people. He You still have the nerve to say don’t waste it.
Li Zhanshan raised his finger and pointed at him: "Hey! Fortunately, he can still say it! I said this is the report, can the leadership approve it?"
Liu Qun smacked his lips and said with a pleasant smile. : "Ah! The roast duck that day was so delicious!" "That's approved. I dare you to report it to your superiors!"
Liu Qun smiled brightly and patted Li Zhanshan on the shoulder, "When you should be embarrassed by your superiors, you still have to..."
As he said that, Liu Qun suddenly thought of something, and his face suddenly became serious: "However, You can’t fool me!”
The audience was amused, my dear, this is purely a double standard.
In this program, the section chiefs are caught making excuses, but in fact it is not just the section chiefs who do this. There are many such leaders who follow the example and follow the example.
Li Zhanshan said indignantly: "This is where all this scheming comes from. I said, you use public funds to eat and drink in such a clever way, and no one cares about you?"
Liu Qun's smile faded, "No one cares? I don't know how this matter was found out by the Discipline Inspection Commission at the higher level. It was investigated and our section chief was ordered to conduct a public inspection."
Li Zhanshan felt excited and nodded with satisfaction: "Too That’s right! Let me see how your section chief explains it to everyone!”
Liu Qun put his hands behind his back and spoke in a long tone, just like a leader speaking, “Comrades! Dear masters! Dear comrades! Dear leaders! Colon!”
The audience burst into laughter. It was amazing that the bag was used several times and it was still so funny.
Li Zhanshan looked disgusted: "This is already sick!"
Liu Qun raised his hand and said with a smile on his face: "Everyone welcomes me to conduct an inspection."
How can he still smile and welcome during the inspection? Li Zhanshan said sternly: "It's not a welcome, it's an order."
Liu Qun continued to speak in an official tone: "Inspection is possible. As for leading cadres, if there are mistakes, they must be inspected. Mistakes are always inevitable. Some of the problems are misunderstandings and need to be explained."
"Explain to everyone, why are you eating roast duck?"
Liu Qun shook his head: "That day is the 175th anniversary of Pavlov's birth."
Li Zhanshan asked for the audience: "What does this have to do with you?"
"We didn't drink the first glass of wine."
Li Zhanshan was a little confused: "Didn't we drink?"< br>
Liu Qun nodded, with a heavy expression: "They all spilled on the ground."
"What is this for?"
Liu Qun: "To express our condolences, we are sad that the world has lost such a great scientist."
As he spoke, he paused for a long time, raised his head and blinked hard, and then pretended Wiped away tears.
The audience couldn’t stop laughing, this guy is really good at pretending.
Liu Qun looked sad and cried: "Many comrades shed tears during the banquet..."
"What?"
"Haha!"
Liu Qun said something funny with a sad expression, which made the whole audience laugh.
The audience applauded.
Liu Qun pursed his lips and continued to review: "This has greatly deepened our understanding of conditioned reflexes! After drinking, the comrades said happily: Eating food, drinking wine, flowing Harazi learns from foreign scientists, whose names feel familiar and whose deeds are firmly remembered. This kind of learning mode is vivid, lively, novel and affordable. It is visible, smellable, chewy and memorable. He wants to participate in the next event. ”
A long line of dialogue is lively and full of laughter under his wonderful performance. This skill is extraordinary.
There were some spectators who were eating public meals. After thinking about it, they suddenly came back to their senses. It was exactly the same as what they said about the activities!
I am too courageous.
Liu Qun’s expression was serious and serious. Those who didn’t know thought he was giving a serious report, “Is it enough to just eat one Pavlov? Shouldn’t Michurin eat it? ? Tens of thousands of scientists need to wait for us to eat slowly. How can so many scientists remember if they don't eat? "
No one can compare to the leader when it comes to nonsense.
In the past few years, Section Chief Ma, who answered questions incorrectly, taught everyone a hard lesson. If you think that he is talking nonsense, it is because of his poor skills, but in fact he is very capable.
Liu Qun said solemnly: "Anyway, we have eaten all the foreign scientists, and now we are starting to eat domestic ones."
The audience laughed, how many meals did this take, and they were all eaten from abroad. All over.
"Yesterday, we held a grand ceremony in Donglaishun to commemorate the birth of mathematician Chen Jinrun——"
Li Zhanshan stopped him: "Wait a minute? Who?"
"Chen Jinrun."
"Chen Jinrun? As far as I know, the person is still alive!"
Liu Qun scratched his head and said with some embarrassment: "Ah, I have to eat the living ones, I have already eaten the dead twice."< br>
The audience burst into laughter.
"Yes? I think what will you do if you eat them all?"
Liu Qun chuckled: "Ah, then I will eat you."
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The audience burst out laughing, they could eat anything.
“It’s just one more report.”
Okay, just make a report after a meal, that’s how many reports you need to make.
Li Zhanshan was very angry: "I said, if you use public funds to eat and drink like this, these cadres must be withdrawn!"
Liu Qun put their hands behind their backs: "How can you Why withdraw me?”
"You shouldn't withdraw yet!"
Liu Qun was very angry and waved his hands: "I asked everyone to eat like this, and you still withdraw me?"
Li Zhanshan suddenly realized: "Oh, you Are you asking everyone to eat like this just to keep your section chief?”
Liu Qun looked sad: “Now that the cadre system has been reformed, everyone votes by secret ballot. If everyone doesn’t vote for me, I won’t be able to be the leader. , I can’t be a leader—Colon!”
The audience called him good guy, you dare to say this!
Li Zhanshan: "Here we go again!"
The cross talk is over, and the Internet has exploded.
He is so bold that he dares to say anything and act on any theme.
(End of this chapter)