Chapter 563 "People on the Road" is released
Xu Nuo woke up in the afternoon, and when he woke up, he only felt hungry.
Li Xu volunteered and got up to give him hot leftovers.
It is an old tradition to eat leftovers during the Chinese New Year. No matter how many people are in the family, the New Year’s Eve dinner must be made for a big table, even if it is not finished.
The older generation calls this having more than enough every year.
Fortunately it is winter and the weather is cold, otherwise all these vegetables would be wasted.
Xu Nuo didn't mind, got up and washed up, watching Xu Xu warm up the food in the kitchen.
The old couple haven’t come back from their New Year greetings. Some relatives went as a family, while some relatives went alone as parents.
"Xiao Ke, how are you at school?"
Xu Xu turned around and smiled, "It's pretty good."
"Is anyone bullying you?" Xu Nuo was worried about this.
The xenophobia in the Magic City is the most serious outside of the capital.
I don’t know where they got their sense of superiority. The Qing Dynasty was already dead, but these people still have a sense of regional superiority.
Xu Nuo pointed to his face: "Brother, look at my face."
Xu Nuo looked at it a few times and said, "It's pretty good-looking. What's wrong?"
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"Thank you for the compliment." Xu Nuo said happily, "Hey, don't you look at me like I'm being bullied?"
"Not really." Xu Nuo shook his head, "Actually, I'm afraid of you. Bullying others."
"Eat!" Xu Xu rolled his eyes at him.
"Today's students have very poisonous eyes. With my appearance, my clothes, and my manner of speaking, no one dares to bully me." Xu Xu said with a smile.
Xu Nuo looked at her carefully and finally felt relieved.
He has seen bullies before, but these people all pick people who look easy to bully and bully them. Their main characteristics are that they wear relatively unsophisticated clothes and speak softly and submissively.
I don’t take any permission, and I even do it in a domineering manner.
Xu Nuo had a meal and looked at the time, "When will my parents come back?"
"They will be back soon."
The two chatted for a while, and the old man The two came back talking and laughing.
"Let's go, parents, let's take you to a movie." Xu Nuo stood up and said cheerfully.
Today he is going to take his parents and Quan Quan to see "The Man on the Road", and he will treat it as a box office ticket for himself.
Tickets were bought in advance. During the Spring Festival, good movies are hard to come by. "On the Road" has already sold out, with pre-sales of more than 100 million. People came to see it on the first day. Just a lot.
When I walked into the cinema, the auditorium was already full, and there were still many people waiting in the hall.
At the beginning of the movie, Yu Zheng, dressed as a successful man, sat there and mocked the employees ruthlessly, showing his venomous nature every word.
There are also two rabbits on the table, cute rabbits wearing red star hats.
The audience became excited all of a sudden. The filming of "Unfortunately" had already started, but the rabbit that only appeared at the New Year's Eve party actually appeared in this movie, which shows that the promise has been made for a long time. This is the plan.
"Urge the rabbit!"
"Go and ask the Youth Club to come forward!"
This little easter egg made the audience exclaim in surprise.
The movie continues. Wang Qiang, also known as Niu Geng, who speaks a dialect, appears in a funny dress and asks his boss for salary.
Who is the boss?
Unfortunately, it happened to be Cai Wei, the director of "I Am a Special Forces Soldier".
The audience all laughed, "Well, you Cai Wei, you even owe your wages!"
"I suggest you arrest him!"
The successful man Li Chenggong played by Yu Zheng is also a bad guy, or not a good guy.
Vicious tongue, no tolerance for subordinates, and keeping a mistress.
The audience guessed right away that there would be various wonderful stories happening between Li Chenggong, the boss, and Niu Geng, the debtor.
Screen switching, airport.
A classic scene from the promotional video is reproduced.
Niu Geng went through the check-in procedures with a smile on his face, and then he was asked to check in the kitchen knives and iron pans, but was not allowed to take the milk on the plane.
The burdock looked angry, and then in a fit of rage, he performed an act of drinking milk on the spot.
The staff were dumbfounded, and the passengers queuing for security check were dumbfounded.
In the cinema, everyone laughed.
Xu Xu laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.
The old couple couldn't stop laughing.
Everyone was dumbfounded by the milk that spilled out of the corner of Niu Geng's mouth.
Liquids are not allowed on the plane, and many people have suffered a loss.
But everyone only brought two bottles of drinks, yogurt, one or two bottles of milk, etc., and they could drink it if they insisted on drinking it. What was more exaggerated was that they brought a bottle of wine and almost drank it in one breath. .
No one has ever seen a scene like a burdock drinking a large bucket of milk.
Li Chenggong didn't realize at all that his journey of misfortune started from now on. At this moment, he was still lamenting that Niu Geng was a talent.
What a talent indeed. Who can drink five liters of milk in one go?
There was constant laughter in the cinema.
Boarding on the plane, Niu Geng happened to sit next to Li Chenggong, "Brother, why are you sitting here?"
Niu Geng's voice was loud and full of surprise.
The joke is here again. Now in public places, everyone generally pays attention to their voices and does not let themselves disturb other people.
But Niu Geng didn’t know that. He had never traveled far and his voice was naturally loud.
Niu Geng chatted enthusiastically with Li Chenggong, but Li Chenggong was cold and perfunctory, responding in a nonchalant manner.
The two of them are not from the same place, and they are not from the same world. It is difficult for them to have anything in common.
The plane took off, and Niu Geng almost spit out his milk. Li Chenggong looked disgusted and quickly found a plastic bag for him, but Niu Geng swallowed it back.
Li Chenggong and everyone were dumbfounded. Next, a classic scene appeared. Niu Geng asked the stewardess to open the window to get some air, but when that didn't work, he asked her to stop because he didn't want to sit anymore.
The audience in the cinema laughed.
“What a talent!”
“The plane is parked in the sky, what does he want to do?”
"Hey, to be honest, it was like this for me when I first flew on a plane."
The very uncomfortable Niu Geng could only turn to the only person he knew, Li Chenggong, to ask how to stop the plane.
Li Chenggong was very impatient, but told him anyway.
The next second, the burdock and the crow's mouth showed off their power, and the flight was canceled due to weather.
The audience laughed out loud. It was indeed an embarrassing journey. The most important thing was that Wang Qiang, who played the role of Niu Geng, was not pretending to be crazy or stupid.
He has always behaved very realistically, a simple and honest milkmaid, and he has truly come to life.
Li Chenggong acted like a boss and asked his employees to buy a soft sleeper ticket. However, due to the Spring Festival travel rush, he only bought a hard seat.
Everyone is all too familiar with this scene. The term Spring Festival Transport is a nightmare for many people.
Air tickets are not available. Not only are they not available, they are also expensive.
High-speed rail tickets are hard to come by, so you are lucky to be able to buy a hard seat.
In order to cope with the Spring Festival travel rush, people who want to go home are also very flexible. There are all kinds of people who carpool, people who sign up for tour groups and leave home.
Even though the situation has improved a lot now, the Spring Festival transportation is still difficult.
The train station was so crowded and so noisy that I couldn’t hear what I was saying.
This was really taken at the train station.
After finally squeezing into the train, Li Chenggong met Niu Geng again.
What's even more coincidental is that Li Chenggong and Niu Geng bought the same seat.
For a real ticket, the two argued endlessly and attracted the conductor.
In fact, the current tickets are all real-name. You can find out who is real and who is fake by checking, so only the bullshit doesn't know.
Li Chenggong took out his mobile phone to check and found that his ticket was fake.
The uneasy Li Chenggong excused himself to go to the toilet and gave up his seat to Niu Geng.
Niu Geng is still lamenting about meeting noble people when he goes out.
Li Chenggong started to curse, "I can't stand it when I can't get a first-class seat on the plane. I can't stand it if you ask me to take a green car. You still buy a copycat hard-seat ticket. You don't have to go to work after the Spring Festival." Goodbye."
From all indications, Li Chenggong is the kind of boss that everyone hates, he is mean, ruthless and unkind.
“Why is this person like this!”
“It would be great if someone can buy him a ticket for Spring Festival travel! He is also picky and making irresponsible remarks.”
What you need when watching a movie is a sense of immersion. It is obvious that the audience has stepped into the role of a worker.
Such a boss is really annoying. He likes to arrange tasks that are beyond the scope of the work, and he doesn’t get any rewards after he finishes them.
The train moved forward and a few young people got on.
A few beauties sat down chattering.
Li Chenggong is an LSP, so naturally he wants to chat. This is no better than a burdock.
As a result, the beautiful woman called him uncle when she opened her mouth. Li Chenggong, who was deeply shocked, forced her to regain her respect. Niu Geng laughed at him happily.
When beautiful women face handsome guys, they take the initiative and enthusiasm, strike up a conversation and treat him to snacks.
The audience laughed.
Xu Lala promised her sleeves, "Brother, is this how you were approached?"
"Uh, almost."
Xu Nuo became alert, "Someone is chatting with you?"
"Of course." Xu Nuo rolled his eyes at him.
Xu Nuo hates Huang Mao the most.
Without his sister, he would have no interest in Huang Mao.
But with a sister, Huang Mao is his biggest enemy.
"I don't like them."
Fortunately, Quan Quan doesn't like Huang Mao.
Promise to relax and continue watching the movie.
Since we are on an embarrassing journey, this journey must not be too smooth.
Sure enough, the train shook for a while, and Niu Geng said: "The front won't collapse, right?"
The audience burst out laughing.
The burdock is like a crow's mouth, and what he says will definitely come true.
Sure enough, the flight attendant informed that there was a landslide ahead.
Niu Geng wanted to ride in the car with Li Chenggong, but was ruthlessly rejected.
Comedies don’t have much depth. They just create a series of jokes. The audience can guess with their eyes closed that Niu Geng and Li Chenggong will still meet.
Li Chenggong found a very old-looking bus and asked if he could go to Xiangjiang River.
The driver was also very arrogant, speaking in a dialect, "This is the only car, if you want to take it, don't take it."
Li Chenggong got in the car and met the handsome guy from before .
The audience was happy and made bets that the next one to come up would be the burdock.
At this time, the car door closed. Li Chenggong was shocked. He opened the window and saw Niu Geng banging on the door outside. He was speechless and quickly closed the window.
In his opinion, the burdock is the reincarnation of a broom star, and nothing good will come of following him.
Niu Geng got in the car and chatted enthusiastically with the handsome guy. Li Chenggong looked disdainful and disgusted.
He has never liked Niu Geng very much. This person is completely different from him and is a country bumpkin.
A classic scene appeared.
(End of this chapter)