Chapter 564 Embarrassed Li Chenggong


Chapter 564 The Embarrassed Li Chenggong

Sitting in the car, Niu Geng looked at the retreating villages and trees and began to sing.

“If you have money but don’t have money, go home to celebrate the New Year,

It turns out that I want to return my hometown in fine clothes,

If you have money but don’t have money, go home to celebrate the New Year,

There is always a New Year’s Eve dinner at home. ”

During the Spring Festival last year, this song aroused the homesickness of countless people, and made more people return home who had not planned to go home.

The Chinese New Year is coming soon. The people in the car were all preparing to go home, and the song quickly infected others.

The handsome guy started singing along.

Li Chenggong was extremely upset, and he put it on. Headphones, turn up the volume, try to compete with this song that sounds a bit earthy.

In other words, it’s not this song that’s stupid, but the burdock.

For a rustic person, any song he sings will be rubbish, no matter how popular the song is.

Everyone in the car was singing in high spirits. Li Chenggong couldn't bear it anymore and sang the song loudly in his headphones.

Coincidentally, what he sang was "With You in My Life", a song that Li Chenggong seemed to be relatively elegant, but when he sang it, the irony became apparent.

The audience knows that he has a wife and children, and he also supports a mistress outside.

So who is he singing this song to?

“It’s for my wife.”

“I think it’s the mistress.”

“That’s right, this guy is ready to go back for a divorce.”

Both songs were written by Xu, which is a little easter egg.

Li Chenggong sang very loudly, but no matter how loud the voice of one person was, it could not compete with the voices of a car of people.

The burdock was still holding a pan to accompany him.

While I was singing in high spirits, the car suddenly stopped.

Li Chenggong was asking the driver when Niu Geng rushed up and said, "Is the engine stalled?"

Li Chenggong was furious and quickly stopped him.

As a result, the road ahead was closed and no one could go.

Li Chenggong was eager to go home and ordered the driver to pass through the village.

So far, the character of Li Chenggong has been portrayed very successfully. He is rich, he is mean, and he does not like to follow the rules.

Faced with the driver’s refusal, Li Chenggong said he was responsible for anything.

If nothing else, there was an accident.

Rural roads are generally closed to outside cars, but the sudden appearance of a bus knocked the villagers' cars to the ground.

The old lady who was eating dates suddenly got her throat stuck and was lying on the ground struggling.

Li Chenggong sat in the car, everyone was so frightened that they didn't dare to move.

The driver quickly got out of the car to check the situation. Faced with the villagers' anger, the driver immediately put the responsibility on Li Chenggong.

Li Chenggong grabbed his clothes and pulled him out of the car, looking embarrassed and a little at a loss.

He also began to blame the driver.

Facing the villagers who wanted to beat someone up, Li Chenggong took out his wallet with a look of helplessness, intending to use money to settle the matter.

In his opinion, this person just wants to extort money.

With this attitude, not to mention the villagers were angry, the audience was also scolding him.

“This guy thinks he is great even if he has some money.”

"Beat him to death."

"Hey, Yu Zheng didn't play a good guy in the last movie."

The angry villagers responded and swarmed over.

The frightened Li Chenggong ran to the car and took away Niu Geng's pan to defend himself.

All passengers hid in the car for fear of being affected.

The only one who got off the bus was Niu Geng.

After he got off the car, he did warm-up exercises on the spot, stretched his arms and legs, and the audience laughed.

The scene was full of joy.

“What are you doing?”

“Oh, this radio gymnastics is pretty standard.”

The burdock clicked, and a horse put its legs on the car. The audience was shocked.

“Good guy, are you really good at martial arts?”

“This is so awesome.”

After warming up, Burdock used Heimlich First aid method: hold the old lady and shake her back and forth.

The villagers were dumbfounded, and Li Chenggong opened his mouth wide.

Bang!

Li Chenggong used a pan to block the date cores spit out by the old lady.

A dispute was resolved invisible.

Back in the car, the burdock's crow's mouth started delayed, and the car turned off and couldn't start.

On New Year's Eve, the passengers on the bus received warm hospitality from the villagers, and Li Chenggong sat alone on the bus.

For the first time, he felt excluded.

Finally, for the sake of Niu Geng, the villagers sent them to Jiangcheng on a tractor.

The village chief's attitude is very clear. Niu Geng is a good young man, the handsome boy who wants to go home is also a filial child, and Li Chenggong is a man who has had his hips broken several times a year.

Everyone in the cinema laughed out loud.

Kuaizi is their dialect, which means legs.

Xu Nuo curled his lips, "Brother, are you bragging yourself in a different way?"

"Ahem, don't talk nonsense." Xu Nuo looked at the old couple, and sure enough, they both looked satisfied.

I didn’t forget to go home even after attending the Spring Festival Gala. This son was not raised in vain.

The three people sat on the haystacks on the tractor and swayed towards Jiangcheng.

Li Chenggong looked squarely at Niu Geng for the first time and said thank you to him.

In fact, although Niu Geng introduced him several times, he still didn't remember his name.

If he hadn't received his favor this time, Li Chenggong still wouldn't have looked at him.

The two arrived in Jiangcheng.

Because it is already 2025, Jiangcheng looks very prosperous and full of people, which is very different from the countryside.

Niu Geng saw a female liar, who was kneeling on the ground asking for money.

Niu Geng couldn't bear it, but Li Chenggong saw through the scam at a glance. Niu Geng gave the female liar several hundred yuan, and Li Chenggong, who had already recognized Niu Geng, took it away.

During the entanglement, Niu Geng felt that he should help him.

This milkmaid, who has always been looked down upon by others, still retains a kind heart.

Li Chenggong had a direct conflict with Niu Geng. Li Chenggong, who felt that Niu Geng was hopeless and deserved to be deceived, decided to leave on his own.

Unfortunately, Li Chenggong, who once again got rid of the burdock, still failed to return home smoothly. The bridge on the road was broken, and everyone returned to Jiangcheng.

Li Chenggong couldn't help but care when he saw Niu Geng standing there.

“How much was given?”

Niu Geng said: “Everything was given.”

“Did someone send it back to you? Don’t you know how to look at people’s eyes? ? Talk to you! ”

Niu Geng muttered: "It's better if you lie. If you cheat, it means that no one is sick. It's better if no one is sick."

Niu Geng is indeed an honest man. Even if he is cheated, he still thinks the same way. fine.

Speechless Li Chenggong planned to treat him to dinner, but lost his wallet.

With more than a hundred yuan left, the two decided to find a hotel to make ends meet.

“How much does your cheapest standard room cost per night?”

"One hundred."

Price has risen a long time ago, and hotel prices have also risen a long time ago.

"You two grown men opening a room?" The waiter looked at them with connotation in her eyes.

“Open a room.”

“No? Are you two men?”

Li Chenggong became impatient, "Hurry up."

After entering, Li Chenggong was shocked, "Holy shit, it's a bed!"

However, the aunt at the front desk had long disappeared.

Li Chenggong was about to charge, but the socket was broken. He was about to turn on the faucet, but the faucet fell with a bang.

When I came back, Niu Geng was already asleep.

Niu Geng woke up and found Li Chenggong lying on the chair, so he asked him to come up and sleep with him.

Two grown men sleeping in the same bed is unacceptable to many people, including Li Chenggong.

However the chair collapsed.

Li Chenggong watched the blurry TV, gritted his teeth and climbed into bed to prepare for bed.

But he immediately realized something was wrong.

"Wake up!" Li Chenggong woke up Niu Geng.

"You are sick. You don't wear clothes when you sleep!"

The audience laughed miserably.

“How did he find out that Niu Geng Niu Geng was naked?”

“Hahahaha, guess what he found under the quilt?”

"I suddenly became gay."

"It's a bit ambiguous, hahaha."

Everyone in the cinema couldn't stop laughing.

“What’s the condition? Let’s sleep naked!” Li Chenggong was numb.

Li Chenggong finally lay down and couldn't fall asleep no matter what. He grinded his teeth, farted, snored, and talked in his sleep. He put down the four-piece suit and it was a ghost if he could fall asleep.

There was a strange and ambiguous cry from next door.

The audience smiled knowingly and understood.

Li Chenggong, who couldn't bear it anymore, knocked on the door next door. What came out was a big knife, and two shirtless strong men opened the door.

Li Chenggong recognized the current affairs man as a hero, turned around, walked into the wrong room, and lay down on another woman's bed.

The phone rang, and a woman's voice came out. Li Chenggong was shocked. He was wearing underwear, holding clothes and shoes, and was about to sneak out.

A drama of catching an adulterer was staged.

The audience was all in high spirits. It was not a bad idea, but a tradition left by our ancestors.

Everyone has the heart to gossip.

Everyone is interested in catching an adulterer.

The confident woman, the submissive and cautious man, and Li Chenggong who shrank shivering on the clothes rack behind the curtain.

The atmosphere at the scene suddenly froze.

"Do you believe me when I say I went to the wrong room?"

The audience laughed so hard, I believe you!

After a comfortable sleep, Niu Geng found Li Chenggong lying in the corridor with a bruised nose and swollen face.

Li Chenggong, who has always been unlucky, found that the god of luck finally began to favor them.

The lost wallet was returned, and the two took the ferry across the river.

Niu Geng was very embarrassed about the money he owed Li Chenggong and said he would pay it back to him when the debt was due.

The well-informed Li Chenggong took a look at the IOU and knew that the debt would not be returned.

Out of kindness, he gave Niu Geng a few hundred dollars.

Niu Geng is indeed a bit unpleasant. He started yelling when he saw the photo in Li Chenggong's wallet.

Li Chenggong's affair with Xiaosan was discovered by Niu Geng at a glance.

He is just naive and has never seen the world, but he is not stupid. He is neither a daughter nor a wife, only a mistress.

The two of them were on the boat and saw the female liar that day.

In fact, Niu Geng also knew that he had been deceived. He was just being tough before.

He shouted loudly, and the liar ran away.

Niu Geng and Li successfully got off the boat and started chasing.

Everywhere along the way, a tense and exciting chase begins.

The female liar ran in front, Niu Geng chased behind with big and small bags, and Li Chenggong ran at the back.

It’s difficult for him to be a big boss. Every few steps he has to run, he has to pick up the salute that the burdock dropped and carry it on. It’s so strenuous to run.

Li Chenggong, who was carrying four or five large luggages by himself, finally caught up with the two of them.

Li Chenggong, who was panting and catching up, was completely stunned by the scene in front of him.

This is a scene that the successful man Li Chenggong has never seen before.

(End of this chapter)

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