Chapter 133 The Old Druid
Chen Yong chatted intimately with the Indian beauty, his eyes were full of joy, and the smell of heather was already overflowing. Luo Hao really couldn't see it.
When this guy talks to girls, especially beauties, his eyes light up, his whole body shines, and he exudes a strong hormonal aura.
From a distance, Luo Hao was still wearing his n95 and could smell it clearly.
But Luo Hao didn't care what Chen Yong did, he did "serious" things!
Assign yourself a few nurses so that patients can have some rest after surgery. It would be best if they could get a shot of antibiotics.
Although it was a "sterile surgery", given the conditions in the operating room, Luo Hao knew that no matter how thorough his disinfection was, he could not do it.
The house was full of floating dust, Luo Hao could only do his best and put his hope in the resistance of the Indians.
It is a good thing to have antibiotics.
Luo Hao didn't have time to communicate with Boko or the people at the hospital to resolve such matters, so he could only leave it to Chen Yong.
Just like the Women's and Children's Hospital, Chen Yong's work ability reaches the top level whenever he faces women, which is very easy to use.
Luo Hao was relieved.
"Ronald, why didn't your assistant perform the surgery with you?" Fan Dongkai was dumbfounded when he saw the beautiful woman disappearing with her arms around Chen Yong, and asked in a daze.
"He has a greater role. It would be better to let him go than to stay." Luo Hao sighed.
It seems that he is Chen Yong's best friend, Luo Hao suddenly had this idea.
Who in the world is not a good person?
"What role? What role? Who is that woman?" Fan Dongkai asked stupidly, "How do they know each other? Why are they so close?"
Why are one hundred thousand people standing in Luo? In front of Hao, his face was full of confusion and helplessness.
Luo Hao glanced at Fan Dongkai.
When this guy was bragging, he said that he was not a young kid yet, but looking at his current appearance, Fan Dongkai probably was like that when he was young.
He could never know how proactive a girl would be.
"Old Fan, your operation was too slow." Luo Hao withdrew his gaze from Chen Yong's back and stared at Fan Dongkai.
“…”
“You said you would come to India to compete, is this it?!” Luo Hao asked softly.
There was no disdain in Luo Hao's words, only confusion.
It seemed that Luo Hao didn't understand why.
After putting so much effort into inviting yourself, did you end up letting yourself come to India to watch them perform an operation in two hours?
Weird.
The confusion and confusion hit Fan Dongkai's mental level like a whip.
“Pa~”
The voice was clear and heartbreaking, and Fan Dongkai shuddered involuntarily.
Luo Hao is humiliating himself!
No, he just didn’t understand why he only had one operation, and then asked.
Fan Dongkai stared at Luo Hao, his eyebrows turning into the character "eight".
"Lao Fan, forget it if it doesn't work. Don't hold on. How about you go to the patient's rest area to have a rest? No, how about you and Director Feng go back to where we live to rest and wait for me to do it tonight? Let’s talk after the surgery.”
"There is nothing delicious there, but there is a self-heating hot pot, and we also brought some fresh vegetables and meat. We can make a hot pot tonight."
After Luo Hao finished speaking, he saw someone bringing the next one. The patient came in and two nurses came running after him.
He turned and entered the operating room.
Fan Dongkai looked at Luo Hao's busy back "viciously", and Luo Hao's question just now echoed in his ears - you said you came to India to show off, is this it? !
Even if you lose, you have to lose standing!
Even if you die, you have to die standing!
Fan Dongkai had a firm idea in his mind.
Although the conditions are limited, how can a man who is upright and upright retreat before the battle!
Fan Dongkai’s eyes gradually became determined and he raised his feet and turned around.
“Ouch~~~”
Fan Dongkai screamed at the top of his lungs.
"What's wrong!" Luo Hao ran out immediately.
A huge mouse disappeared into the operating room.
Fuck! !
Luo Hao was very angry.
Luo Hao had only heard of old people talking about rats running around in the operating room, but even in the past, whenever he saw a rat, he would definitely check for the leaks, plug the rat hole with cement, and then disinfect it again.
But the nurse next to me seemed to be so used to it that she simply ignored the existence of the mouse and was slacking off. The two of them whispered to each other in Indian-style English.
"Old Fan, are you afraid of mice?" Luo Hao asked cautiously when he saw Fan Dongkai's pale face.
"..." Fan Dongkai's resolute expression just now disappeared.
"Don't be afraid, I'm here." Luo Hao sighed, took off his gloves, went back and told the patient, asking him to wait for him.
The patient was so submissive that he didn't even dare to fart.
Luo Hao also felt a little emotional. If he were in China, he would be complained if he couldn't explain it. But in India...Luo Hao has begun to let himself go.
“You want to catch mice?” Fan Dongkai asked in surprise.
"Yes, otherwise."
"Don't get bitten! This is the tropics, and there are many weird bacteria and viruses." Fan Dongkai said.
Luo Hao said nothing, turned and left the operating room.
Gan! He actually ran away, was he looking for tools?
Fan Dongkai was confused.
Luo Hao didn't even say hello and just left. Fan Dongkai was so troubled that it didn't matter whether he left or not.
He is afraid of all furry little things, especially mice and even squirrels.
Fan Dongkai cannot accept the presence of rats in the operating room.
I really want to turn around and leave.
Ke Luohao...
Fan Dongkai is in a dilemma.
But Luo Hao came back soon, followed by 5 cats.
"You?" Fan Dongkai looked at Luo Hao in surprise.
"Let's make do with it for now." Luo Hao sighed, "With rats running all over the floor, sterility is not that important."
Luo Hao whistled, 5 The cat ran into the operating room.
The sound of "dong-dong-dong" came soon, and then three cats walked out of the operating room with their heads held high, holding mice in their mouths.
One thing brings down another thing.
Fan Dongkai even saw a cat that was not much bigger than the big mouse in its mouth, but the mouse kept wailing and didn't know how to resist.
Is this Luo Hao’s tool?
Fan Dongkai looked on stupidly, Luo Hao squatted down and whispered a few words to a big cat behind him.
It was really communicating. At least Fan Dongkai saw Luo Hao talking and had an illusion in his heart - Luo Hao was the most awesome Elvis in this "bad place".
“Meow~~~” the big cat called in a long tail tone.
Luo Hao reached out and touched its dirty head, stood up and glanced at Fan Dongkai.
"Old Fan, help me... No need, I have a nurse."
Damn! ! !
Fan Dongkai sheds tears in the wind.
Luo Hao always tells the truth, this is really shocking.
Originally, he was the host and Luo Hao was the guest. However, now that Luo Hao even has a nurse in the operating room, he is still the elder brother.
The surgery was originally not as fast as Luo Hao's. How will the progress be affected if this continues? !
Fan Dongkai looked deeply at Luo Hao.
If Luo Hao writes a paper in the future and uses himself as the reference group, Fan Dongkai also believes that this will happen.
"Go and do your work, I'll find someone to help myself." Fan Dongkai said stubbornly.
"Lao Fan, come on, don't just be my fraction. It doesn't sound good if you say you can't do it. I do three-digit surgeries. No matter how bad you are, you still have to have three-digit surgeries, even if you only have 100 surgeries, right?" Luo Hao smiled. .
"..." Fan Dongkai's heart was trembling, "Ronaldo, how many surgeries are you planning to do?"
"Four or five surgeries an hour, more than ten hours a day, estimated to be 60 Taiwan surgery is almost the limit."
"What?" Fan Dongkai felt that his ears were not working and he had tinnitus.
"60 operations a day, 400+ in 7 days. If it is delayed for a few more days, there may be 500 or 600 operations." Luo Hao said loudly.
"Fuck!" Fan Dongkai cursed.
He immediately took out his mobile phone and started to contact the person Boko was connecting with.
Luo Hao is right.
I have to do at least 100 surgeries, otherwise I will be left behind by an order of magnitude. This matter will be discussed whether it is good or bad when I go back.
No one wants to become a background board.
There was no room for explanation. Fan Dongkai scolded the man first, mainly complaining that the operating environment here was terrible and did not give the surgeon a good operating space at all.
Finally Fan Dongkai asked for a group of people to help him.
Obviously the initial abuse had an effect, and Boko’s people simply could not refuse Fan Dongkai’s request.
Fan Dongkai stood at the door of the operating room and waited quietly for the arrival of Boko's assistant.
Ten minutes later, the door to the opposite surgery room opened, and the nurse hurried over and put the patient on the flat car.
The speed is faster than before, Fan Dongkai was thinking in his mind.
"Old Fan, what are you doing here?" Luo Hao asked.
Fan Dongkai was silent, and Luo Hao just asked casually.
After several surgeries, Luo Hao felt refreshed. He saw that the task progress bar had moved a little, and he was filled with joy.
Luo Hao tore off the lead skirt and threw it aside.
No one cleans up.
What a pity, it would be nice to bring Technician No. 66 with us, Luo Hao thought to himself.
The nurse Chen Yong’s new “girlfriend” found was an experienced nurse. She showed a very professional technical level, was steady and fast, and the next operation started without any delay.
When Luo Hao tore off the lead skirt and stepped on the thread, he really felt the effect of [energy conversion].
The physical strength consumed by the heat and heavy armor is slowly recovering.
Luo Hao was even sure that if he took off his lead clothes, his physical strength would be full instantly.
But Luo Hao didn't want to be regarded as a monster, and he was a little confused about this [energy conversion]. After all, he didn't understand the principle, so it was better to be cautious.
At 12′45″, the operation was completed.
Compared with the previous operation, although the difficulty of this operation is a little different, the difference is not big.
The operation time has been shortened 2-3 minutes, visible to the naked eye
For a moment, Luo Hao really wanted to take off his lead clothes.
But in the end I held back.
It’s great to stay in India for a while.
According to the current progress, if the long-term main mission does not count the team members, he can perform 1,000 surgeries.
Not in a hurry, Luo Hao glanced at the long-term main mission, 30 free attribute points, and the negative status was weakened after using [Flow].
Luo Hao had a sincere smile on his face, India is really a good place.
“Meow~~~”
A sharp cry came.
Luo Hao raised his eyebrows and walked out of the operating room.
A half-human tall feline stood at the end of the corridor, hunched over and alert, staring at Luo Hao.
Its head is round, its body is well-proportioned, its eyes are short and big, its pupils are upright, and it has a strong and powerful look. If the wild dog that chased and bit Fan Dongkai early in the morning looked like a wolf, then the cat in front of him looked like a leopard.
There really are ocelots! Luo Hao didn't expect that he said a few words to the wild cat, and it found an ocelot for him.
Turn around and take off his gloves and sterile clothes again, Luo Hao touched a bottle of Centennial Mountain.
The ocelot is extremely vigilant. As soon as Luo Hao got within ten meters of it, the body of the ocelot suddenly tensed up.
"Meow~~" Luo Hao imitated the leopard cat and cried in a low voice.
On the system panel, the lucky value of 56+2 is shining brightly.
The ocelot's vertical pupils shrank suddenly, and then slowly expanded. The hunched body gradually relaxed and he relaxed his vigilance.
"Ouch~~" Luo Hao continued to communicate with the ocelot.
Soon, the fierceness of the ocelot disappeared. Luo Hao opened the Baisui Mountain, poured water into his hand and stretched it in front of the ocelot.
The ocelot licked the water clean and stared at Luo Hao with its vertical pupils.
Luo Hao smiled, went back and took a disposable bowl from a sterile bag, poured out the Baisui Mountain and reached out to touch the ocelot.
The ocelot subconsciously shrank back, but immediately stopped. Luo Hao moved very slowly. He and the ocelot tested each other and built trust.
After gently stroking the ocelot's head, Luo Hao exchanged a few words with it, then turned and entered the operating room to start the operation.
"Meow~~~" The ocelot drank up the water and roared loudly. Instead of entering the operating room, it found a shady place to squat there.
Luo Hao was a little surprised. Although ocelots widely inhabit mountain forests and shrubs, their distribution ranges from low-altitude coastal areas to high mountain forest areas with an altitude of 3,000 meters.
They have strong adaptability to the environment and are widely distributed in Asia and also in China.
But Luo Hao did not expect that a wild cat could find an ocelot to "help" him.
Back in the operating room and ready to continue the operation, Luo Hao became more and more confident.
After solving the mouse problem, I hope Fan Dongkai can seriously perform more surgeries.
After all, everyone is gathering firewood and the flames are high, and the pure-blooded cattle and horses are left there for nothing.
Fan Dongkai was dumbfounded and stared at Luo Hao blankly.
"Lao Fan, come on!" Luo Hao continued to cheer Fan Dongkai.
Fan Dongkai didn’t stupidly ask why.
Early in the morning when Luo Hao was helping him drive away wild dogs, he heard that Luo Hao had learned animal language.
But the language of animals is animal language. Luo Hao is a druid or an old hunter. How come he even listens to a big cat that looks so fierce at first sight?
Fan Dongkai could not describe his feelings.
He looked at the ocelot in a daze. The ocelot seemed to notice someone staring at him, his pupils shrank, and he roared sharply from a distance.
Fan Dongkai was almost scared to pee.
It is difficult for people who have not been there to understand the aura of toughness, death and indifference carried by wild ocelots.
After being glanced at by the leopard cat's vertical pupils, Fan Dongkai felt his heartbeat speeding up, pounding, banging, banging in his throat every time, making him extremely uncomfortable.
Fortunately, the ocelot did not attack Fan Dongkai. It just scared him and lay down lazily.
Fan Dongkai felt that he didn't know where to put his hands and feet standing here, so he could only bite the bullet and walk into Luo Hao's operating room.
"Ronald, let me help you."
"No, I can handle it by crossing my left and right hands." Luo Hao refused directly.
Fan Dongkai wanted to cry but had no tears.
I have no choice but to tell the truth.
"This place is like a fucking zoo. I'm afraid something crazy will come out soon. I've applied for an assistant with Boko. He'll be here soon. I'll wait here with you."
Luo Hao was startled for a moment, then smiled, "Okay, Lao Fan, if you have nothing to do, come and brush your hands and do the surgery together."
Fan Dongkai went to brush his hands smoothly. Hands, go on stage with Luo Hao.
Although it takes a lot of effort, it is still countless times better than standing outside and facing leopard cats and man-eating wild dogs.
Besides, Luo Hao is by his side, giving him a sense of security.
Fan Dongkai felt very at ease and at ease.
If I had to choose this place again, I would never come here, Fan Dongkai swore.
……
...
"Teacher Feng, then I'm going back." Shen Qingchen sent Feng Zixuan back to his residence in the rich area.
"Come in and sit down, we are all fellow countrymen, you are welcome."
"I can't help Teacher Feng, I'll go see what Teacher Luo needs. India is an evil place, I After all, I have been here for a few more days, so I can get familiar with it and do what I can."
Feng Zixuan looked at Shen Qingchen with a smile. This child has good eyesight. After being tempered in India, he should be able to do it after returning to China. Not a bad development.
After seeing Shen Qingchen off, Feng Zixuan took off his coat habitually and walked into the bathroom.
He was startled for a moment and smiled bitterly, but did not turn around and leave.
Feng Zixuan stared at the shower in a daze.
Luo Hao said it a bit too much. I learned how powerful the protective function of the skin is after taking a bath. I learned it when I was in school.
No problem.
The slimy body made Feng Zixuan, who always loved cleanliness, particularly uncomfortable.
Luo Hao is still undergoing surgery, so it's okay to "secretly" take a shower by himself.
After Feng Zixuan made up his mind, he didn't hesitate and turned on the shower head to test the water temperature.
Okay, the water in the wealthy area looks very clean and the water temperature is suitable.
I’m not taking a bath, I’m just washing off the sweat stains on my body, and I’ll be fine.
Feng Zixuan took off his clothes and stood under the shower.
The hot water falls from the top of my head, and a feeling of comfort rises in my heart.
Comfortable!
Feng Zixuan closed his eyes and silently thought about what he had experienced along the way.
Now it is certain that Luo Hao's professor is not illusory. He is more professional than all the professors in his hospital. Even doctoral students who cannot graduate have to queue up outside Nanyuan Airport to meet Luo Hao.
Things are a bit exaggerated, but for graduation, this is not a big deal.
Then there is the private plane, which is carefully prepared, as if it is going to be a war.
As for the residences in wealthy areas after coming to India, it is a trivial matter in comparison.
I was not wrong. Luo Hao had been "reporting" to me on work. He didn't really report, he just wanted to live a more comfortable life while working in the First Hospital of the Medical University.
The future belongs to Luo Hao, and I will have many uses for Luo Hao in the future.
But Feng Zixuan found it funny when he thought of Luo Hao "respectfully" coming to him to report on his work.
“Hahaha.” Feng Zixuan laughed out loud.
This trip to India should indeed come, otherwise he would be deceived by Luo Hao's harmless appearance, Feng Zixuan thought to himself.
After taking a bath, Feng Zixuan changed into a pair of underwear and walked out of the bathroom.
It’s nothing, he opened a bottle of Baisuishan and drank it.
Compared with the heat wave in Narayana Hospital and the cool breeze from the air conditioner in the villa in a wealthy area, they are simply two worlds apart.
Feng Zixuan even started to feel ashamed.
Luo Hao wore a lead suit and performed surgery in an operating room with air leakage from all directions, while he blew on the air conditioner in the villa. This was not in line with the concept of sharing blessings and sharing hardships.
Next time, definitely next time!
Feng Zixuan decided secretly.
After all, today is the first day here. It’s been a long journey, and I haven’t had a bite of serious food yet.
It is said that KFC and McDonald's in India are edible. After all, they are all pre-made dishes.
But Feng Zixuan did not dare to take risks.
If the kind of diarrhea and dehydration Luo Hao mentioned happened in India, it would have happened after Luo Hao repeatedly warned him that he would not want his face anymore.
Feng Zixuan sat comfortably on the sofa and turned on his mobile phone. Just when he was about to take a look at what was going on in the hospital work group, suddenly it seemed as if an invisible big hand reached into his stomach, pulling and tugging. .
"Ah~~~" Feng Zixuan cried out in pain.
What's going on? !
Feng Zixuan covered his stomach with his hands. He clearly felt that the energy in his body seemed to be sucked away by invisible forces, and his whole body quickly became sluggish.
No, I'm going to have diarrhea!
Feng Zixuan made a quick judgment and struggled to stand up from the sofa.
However, the next second, Feng Zixuan's legs softened and he fell to the ground.
My limbs are weak, and I have tenesmus...I don’t know if there is posterior heaviness, but what if there is not?
Feng Zixuan felt like he was sweating all over his body, and he was sweating like pulp.
The Baisuishan you just drank turned into sweat and was excreted.
Feeling that a fart was about to come out, Feng Zixuan was frightened.
You must not believe any fart at this time!
Although he was too weak to stand up, Feng Zixuan still used his hands and feet to crawl to the bathroom.
One step
One step
One step
Feng Zixuan persisted, and he even felt that there was a trail of wet sweat left where he crawled.
The fart became more and more real, urging Feng Zixuan to hurry up and go to the toilet.
Feng Zixuan was even a little lucky that Luo Hao arranged a villa and a toilet.
If it were a dry toilet, there was no telling whether I would fall in or not.
If that's the case, I might as well just die...
All the strength of the whole body was used on the anal sphincter, and Feng Zixuan crawled slower and slower.
Abdominal cramps are really like a knife turning in the stomach, smashing the intestines into pieces.
No!
It has been smashed.
Feng Zixuan's whole body was trembling, and his remaining strength was used on his anal sphincter.
But Feng Zixuan had an illusion that he had been pulled inexplicably...
Fortunately, there was no one around him, and he still had a chance, otherwise he would have died, Feng Zixuan comforted himself in his heart.
What else should I do? You can't force yourself to death.
Feng Zixuan is experienced and would never do something stupid like that.
I don’t know how long he crawled, but Feng Zixuan reluctantly crawled into the bathroom and tried his best to stand up.
But!
Every time he exerts force on his legs, the disobedient fart will come out.
Feng Zixuan does not dare to take risks.
However, he also knows that there is not much time left for him!
Forget it, there is no one at home anyway...
Feng Zixuan almost cried.
This is nothing. After I came to India, I didn’t even eat a decent meal, and all I drank was Baisuishan.
Could it be?
Did you laugh out loud in the shower, the shower water burst into your mouth, and then you got diarrhea?
Is this poison or Qibuchuanchangsan?
Feng Zixuan immediately abandoned all distracting thoughts and concentrated on controlling his anal sphincter while trying to stand up.
Finally he did it.
The moment he took off his underwear and sat on the toilet, Feng Zixuan felt happy.
(End of this chapter)