Chapter 134 Mild to Moderate India
Boom~
Feng Zixuan felt as if the toilet was going to be smashed by the majestic force.
In an instant, he even had the illusion that his intestines had been expelled.
What bacteria causes this?
E. coli?
Salmonella?
Vibrio parahaemolyticus?
These are common clinical bacteria that cause diarrhea, but they do not have such a violent effect.
At least in clinical practice, it is rare to encounter such a serious situation.
Feng Zixuan couldn't understand.
He has seen all kinds of diarrhea in the country, such as late-morning bowel movements, food poisoning, etc.
But I have never seen diarrhea with such an explosive effect, let alone imagined it.
Boom, boom, boom~
Feng Zixuan was caught in the roar and couldn't extricate himself.
After about ten minutes, Feng Zixuan felt a little better and was ready to get up and take a rest. He drank a few bottles of Baisuishan. It would be best if he could add some sugar and salt water.
Stretching out his hand, Feng Zixuan was stunned for a second.
No toilet paper.
Fuck!
Forget about this! !
Feng Zixuan was dumbfounded.
He looked to the right side of his body. There was no toilet paper, only an empty shell containing toilet paper and a high-pressure faucet.
Yesterday Luo Hao introduced it, saying that Indians habitually wipe their buttocks with their left hand, then rinse it with a high-pressure faucet, and then wash their hands.
Three gentlemen, no one thought of putting toilet paper into the roll when it was not needed.
But now it’s troublesome to stand up, let alone wipe your butt with your hands, rinse it with a high-pressure water gun, and then wash your hands.
Feng Zixuan was about to cry but regretted that it would be better to go to Chengdu.
If I went to Chengdu, I would be as comfortable as I am eating hot pot and singing songs.
But in India, even though I was half-dead, I didn’t even have toilet paper!
Do you really need to use your hands soon?
With no one around him, he will not let himself die, Feng Zixuan thought in his heart.
At this moment, Feng Zixuan felt infinite regret, and he should have listened to Luo Hao.
You can’t die if you don’t take a shower. You already have an air conditioner to blow on. You don’t have to stare at the temperature of more than 30 degrees in the hospital and wear a lead suit for surgery; you don’t have to face hordes of wild animals. Dog; not to mention...
Damn it!
He came to India just to cause trouble to Luo Hao, and Feng Zixuan was quite embarrassed.
But the feeling of guilt did not affect him for long. The discomfort in his body from the inside out made Feng Zixuan start to think about his own affairs.
Sitting on the toilet can solve a temporary emergency, but not knowing what bacteria are in the bath water is so terrifying that the gurgling sound in the gastrointestinal tract seems to never end.
And it’s not just an ordinary Gulu, it will spurt out water every 30 seconds to 1 minute.
What a ghost!
Feng Zixuan has already begun to think about finding medicine, taking medicine, and replenishing water.
But the actual situation does not support his doing so.
Now it is extremely difficult for Feng Zixuan to stand up on the toilet.
……
……
Luo Hao didn’t know Feng Zixuan’s predicament. He sent Feng Zixuan and Chen Yong away and faced the hell-level situation in the interventional operating room alone. difficulty.
But this is not a problem for Luo Hao. Luo Hao is happy to watch the progress bar of the long-term main task change slowly.
But there are still problems.
With the assistant, the operation speed was indeed faster. However, the two middle-aged nurses were lazy from time to time, causing the progress to slow down.
In fact, Luo Hao also understands that domestic doctors and nurses can also be lazy, but as long as they speak well and communicate well, they can usually explain things clearly.
This side was different. The two aunts ignored Luo Hao at all.
There is no light in their eyes at all, and callousness is particularly appropriate to describe them. Luo Hao even had a feeling that they were not living people, but just puppets.
After more than a dozen operations, they began to rest, and the two people disappeared. No matter how loud Luo Hao shouted, they were nowhere to be seen.
As for Fan Dongkai, it was even worse.
Although he kept in contact with Boko, his assistant was still arriving.
Luo Hao was a little helpless.
I have heard that India is unreliable, but I never expected it to be so unreliable.
"Old Fan, take a breath." Luo Hao greeted Fan Dongkai, took out a pack of cigarettes and handed one to Fan Dongkai.
Fan Dongkai was helpless.
No wonder India has almost unlimited patients and no troubles, but still no one is willing to do phase 4 clinical trials.
At this point, surgery is impossible to do.
The surgeon is both a father and a mother, a nurse and a technician, and has to cross-operate with his left and right hands throughout the whole process.
Alas, it is indeed hell difficulty.
Anyone who could last here for three days in the past was a superhuman being. Now Fan Dongkai wants to escape from Bangalore quickly.
"Ronaldo, is everything going well with you?" Fan Dongkai laughed as he saw the two nurses disappearing without a trace.
This is a complex mentality that is both afraid of brother’s hardship and fear of brother’s driving a Land Rover.
Besides, there is a vague "bet" between Fan Dongkai and Luo Hao.
"If it doesn't work, I will do it myself. Lao Fan, you will definitely lose." Luo Hao looked at Fan Dongkai and said very forcefully.
“…”
Fan Dongkai was silent.
Luo Hao at home and Luo Hao abroad are simply two different species.
When he came outside, Luo Hao casually found a shady place to sit down, lit a cigarette and made a call.
"Chen Yong, the nurse ran away."
"Did you do anything to them?" Chen Yong seemed to be running a hundred meters, and his voice was strange.
"Hurry up and solve the problem." Luo Hao didn't ask Chen Yong what he was doing. His attention was always focused.
"Wait a minute, you are so annoying. You are as annoying as calling me in the middle of the night to ask me to go for emergency surgery."
Chen Yong complained and Wanzhang hung up. Telephone.
Luo Hao remained calm and put away his phone.
"That assistant of yours is quite interesting, is he also from Xiehe?" Fan Dongkai asked.
"No, I graduated from two majors in China. After graduation, I went to Qingcheng Mountain to audit for a year, and then went to the University of Exeter in the UK to get a master's degree in magic and mysticism."
This set of resume was told by Luo Hao, and Fan Dongkai thought for a full 20 seconds before he figured out what was going on.
"Why did you find such an unreliable assistant?" Fan Dongkai was surprised.
"Unreliable? Lao Fan, that's not what you said." Luo Hao exhaled, "You are a great expert from Princeton, do you have any nurses? Although those two nurses are lazy, they will be able to straighten things out soon. After all, it’s just the first day.”
“He’s much easier to use than you.” Luo Hao then struck a fatal blow, “Look, you came to India in the name of a magician, and I did it 12 times. Taiwan has undergone surgery, how about you? "
"..." Fan Dongkai's mouth seemed to be filled with Indian pancakes.
Not only was it in my mouth, it was also stuffed in my heart.
Just as he was about to refute, a shrill meow suddenly came from his ears, frightening Fan Dongkai.
"Fuck me!" Fan Dongkai blurted out the national curse.
Luo Hao caught a glimpse of the ocelot appearing beside him at some point.
This guy was so tiptoeing that he didn't even make a sound. Even though his senses were sharper than others, he didn't notice it.
Luo Hao observed the ocelot carefully and saw it squatting in front of him, so he tentatively blew a puff of smoke on the ocelot.
Smoke filled the air, and the ocelot greedily inhaled all the smoke, its vertical pupils flashing, and its face full of greed.
Luo Hao reached out and cupped the ocelot's head.
Originally, even if there was communication, the ocelot was very cautious, but after one puff of cigarette, the ocelot's favorable impression of Luo Hao increased by 10, and it even let out a docile "meow".
"Hey." Luo Hao smiled and took another puff of cigarette.
But instead of sucking it in, he spit it out.
When Fan Dongkai saw this scene, he was so surprised that he didn’t know what to say.
"Xiao Luo, do you really know animal language?"
"Give Huahua a doctor." Luo Hao said lightly.
Fuck!
Fan Dongkai found that no matter what Luo Hao said, he remained silent.
Is this guy’s resume so impressive?
Suddenly, there was a commotion in the distance.
Under the simple shed lay a patient who had just undergone surgery. It was the one performed by Fan Dongkai, a female patient.
The escort is her daughter.
Five burly men surrounded the young woman, moving their hands and feet. The people outside could not squeeze in, and even started to look at the patients who had just undergone surgery.
The people around him looked indifferently, seemingly not surprised by this.
Fan Dongkai suddenly stood up and said, "You guys are gah!"
In desperation, Fan Dongkai yelled out Northeastern dialect.
Luo Hao frowned, stood up, and strode over.
Fan Dongkai hesitated and grabbed Luo Hao.
"Ronald, call the police, don't conflict with them." Fan Dongkai suggested in a low voice.
In just a moment, Fan Dongkai wanted to understand that he was not in a provincial capital or Princeton, but in India.
I am not familiar with this place, and I actually witnessed such a heartbreaking thing happening in broad daylight.
God knows what outrageous things those guys will do.
At this time, what Fan Dongkai was thinking about was that it was difficult for two fists to defeat four hands, and a hero could not stand against a large number of people.
When it comes to fighting, he is a loser. Although Luo Hao is young, at least he has...
Before Fan Dongkai could finish his thoughts, he heard a sharp whistle.
The sound was not very loud. Luo Hao put his hand in front of his mouth, but he resisted at the last moment and did not put it in his mouth to whistle.
“Meow~~~”
“Meow~~~”
The ocelot jumped into the air like lightning, almost pounced on the strong men with its afterimage. .
Fan Dongkai was dumbfounded.
I was really dumbfounded this time.
A few puffs of cigarettes and a bottle of water can buy a wild beast like an ocelot? !
And more than just bribery, the ocelot has become a dead soldier under Luo Hao, and he will start fighting as soon as he is called.
The situation is decided instantly.
The ocelot's agility and ferocity are difficult for ordinary people to resist, and it is not fighting alone. More and more wild cats are surrounding it, joining the battle group one after another.
Several strong men could not resist and fled.
Following Luo Hao's whistle, the ocelots and wild cats did not beat up the drowned dog.
The wild cat disappeared without a trace, while the ocelot followed Luo Hao, as if it was Luo Hao's summoned beast.
Luo Hao comforted the patient and the patient's family with a few words in American English, but Luo Hao couldn't understand what the little girl said.
There is a language barrier, so there is nothing we can do about it.
Back in the shade, Luo Hao rewarded the ocelot with a cigarette.
“I’ve heard that rapes are common in India, but I didn’t expect to see them in this sunny place. Besides, this is a fucking hospital!!” Fan Dongkai sighed. He increasingly feels that his choice to come to India to complete Phase 4 clinical trials was a wrong choice.
Luo Hao smiled and blew smoke at the ocelot, "When I was doing the experiment, a senior brother said that the difficulty of the disease is divided into three levels."
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"???" Fan Dongkai was startled.
"Mild, moderate, India."
"!!!"
"That's it, I hope everyone is safe." Luo Hao said softly .
Chen Yong and Luo Hao are not worried.
It seems that Chen Yong is the most dangerous one, but Luo Hao even thinks that the [Blessing] skill will not work and Chen Yong can handle it by himself.
He has a lucky value of 56+2, but Luo Haocai doesn’t believe that Chen Yong only prays for himself and Jiang Wenming.
That guy is just fine, so there’s no need to worry.
Feng Zixuan Director Feng returned to the villa and should be fine.
Luo Hao thought about it and felt that there was nothing to worry about, so he felt relieved.
As for Fan Dongkai, nothing big will happen if he is by his side.
Luo Hao gave the ocelot a cigarette, and the ocelot's comfortable vertical pupils almost turned sideways. He placed the ocelot in its lap and stood up.
"Are you going to have surgery?" Fan Dongkai asked.
"No, it's too messy here. Let me think about it."
"Think about it?" Fan Dongkai was startled, "Thinking about what? Do you want to expand the responsibilities of the security team?"< br>
Luo Hao looked back at Fan Dongkai.
"Lao Fan, their fees are very high, and the scope of the contract is limited. It will be very troublesome to modify the contract temporarily."
"Are they from Blackwater!" Fan Dongkai became interested.
"Part of it." Luo Hao walked around and chatted with Fan Dongkai, "It's a listed company in Hong Kong, FSG Group."
"Huh?" Fan Dongkai responded to this Nothing.
"4,000 security personnel can be mobilized at any time, and it is said that they have the ability to deliver a division."
"Holy shit, that's too exaggerated, impossible!" Fan Dongkai directly denied Luo Hao's "bragging" behavior.
"The China-Laos Railway is said to be a security mission undertaken by FSG Group." Luo Hao was still looking for something around.
Fan Dongkai was stunned for a moment.
“A very formal security company needs at least 100 more people to increase the security scope. Transferring people from other places is not only troublesome, but also expensive, and the time alone is unbearable.” Luo Hao sighed.
"So, you'd better think of a solution yourself."
"What solution can you think of?" Fan Dongkai was confused.
"Patient, postoperative patient, mine!" Luo Hao turned back and stared into Fan Dongkai's eyes and said seriously.
Fan Dongkai felt that Luo Hao was like a miser.
That kind of man’s desire for control is so overwhelming that he won’t even let go of any kind of patient? ! Fan Dongkai was a little surprised.
"Out of this door, I can't control it. But in the hospital, it's hard to see them being bullied."
"You said that the leg is bandaged with pressure, and blood spurts out whenever you move. Then. Would it be more exciting to help the beast?" Luo Hao asked.
This is a direction that Fan Dongkai never thought of.
He thought about it carefully, and he definitely wouldn't, but those guys who raped male lizards might not.
“Wow~roar~~”
Luo Hao made a strange sound.
A dog's head poked out.
Fan Dongkai was startled. He will never forget that wild dog. It was the one that ate dead people early in the morning and chased him to bite him.
Luo Hao... He still thinks that the wild cat army is not enough. Does he want to summon wild dogs?
Fan Dongkai stared blankly at Luo Hao and the wild dog "communicating", his mind in a trance.
Perhaps, India is not Luo Hao's home field, and the African savannah is Luo Hao's throne.
The vast number of wild animals surrounded Luo Hao, which made him feel emotional every time he thought about it.
In a daze, Fan Dongkai almost cried.
What are you thinking!
When I return to the United States this time, I have to avoid Luo Hao from now on. Many academic conferences cannot be held. Damn it!
That bastard Yuan Xiaoli! Fan Dongkai cursed in his heart.
Fan Dongkai cursed Yuan Xiaoli bitterly and watched Luo Hao squatting in front of the wild dog, communicating with each other.
Not long after, the wild dog circled around Luo Hao, wagging its tail, and then disappeared.
Fan Dongkai was in a daze. Has the "negotiation" been completed?
This...that's right.
Fan Dongkai was speechless.
When Luo Hao came back, he still had no intention of continuing the surgery. Instead, he sat casually on the floor, waiting for something quietly.
"Ronaldiner, if you want to do surgery, I can help." Fan Dongkai whispered.
“It’s a mess here, so we won’t do it for the time being.” Luo Hao sighed, but when he thought about sharpening his knife and chopping wood, Luo Hao could only not do the surgery for the time being, and simply sort out this messy environment. one time.
"Then you are going to summon a group of wild dogs?" Fan Dongkai asked dumbfounded.
"Yes, otherwise." Luo Hao smiled, "The most basic order must be guaranteed, otherwise while we are doing surgery, patients who have undergone surgery outside will be raped. Lao Fan, can you imagine what the scene is like? ?”
“…” Fan Dongkai was speechless.
Luo Hao waited while holding the ocelot.
More than twenty minutes later, the wild dog showed its head.
It seemed to be a little afraid of the ocelot surrounding Luo Hao and did not dare to come over.
Luo Hao patted the ocelot and stood up to "communicate" with the wild dog.
Fan Dongkai really didn’t know what Luo Hao had experienced in the past, but he was able to communicate with Indian wild dogs with basically no obstacles.
The communication with patients and their families just now was not as smooth as it is now.
Example of humans being inferior to dogs? Fan Dongkai's thoughts were ethereal.
Soon, the leading dog started patrolling with a few wild dogs, as if they were police dogs.
Even the police dog didn't seem to be so easy to talk to. Fan Dongkai looked at the scene in front of him blankly.
Otherwise, you might as well kneel down.
A thought suddenly floated in Fan Dongkai's mind.
But when Fan Dongkai saw the well-behaved wild dog the next second, he tried his best to smash this idea.
I can’t just beg for mercy in front of Luo Hao!
You must have your own dignity!
Fan Dongkai emphasized in his heart.
It’s amazing that I will not return to China in the future, no matter how good the opportunity is; I will not attend some world-class annual meetings, otherwise I will definitely meet Luo Hao; even the top...
Fandong The more Kai thought about it, the more uncomfortable he became.
On the one hand, it is what countless doctors dream of, and on the other hand, it is my own persistence.
Which one to choose?
Fan Dongkai glared at Luo Hao fiercely.
But then the leading dog seemed to notice something and looked back at Fan Dongkai.
Fan Dongkai's PTSD suddenly broke out, and he lowered his head and stared at the ground.
What the hell!
I never thought that before coming to India, I thought this would be my home court, but in fact, this place had already become Luo Hao's home court. In less than a day, Luo Hao had organized a wild dog patrol and summoned a wild dog patrol around him. A fierce ocelot serves as a bodyguard.
Heaven and earth, if I had known that Luo Hao was so capable, I would not have agreed to that "bet" even if I killed him.
Fan Dongkai had already passed the moment of crying in the face of the wind. He was at a loss and his mind was blank. He didn't know what to do next.
Call Professor Luo, just like in China, it doesn’t seem to be difficult.
This idea became clearer and clearer in Fan Dongkai’s mind. After several struggles, Fan Dongkai seemed to no longer resist the idea.
How can you say kneeling when it comes to surgery?
This is called the person who knows the current affairs is a hero, this is called the cooperation of a talented magician, this is called joining the rolling torrent and the wave of the world.
This is called!
Follow the trend! !
“Old Fan, what are you thinking about?”
I don't know how long it took, Luo Hao came back.
The group of wild dogs were patrolling in a decent manner. After forming a group, they became much bolder and would not turn around and run away when they saw the ocelot.
The ocelot was lying on the tree alone, as if ignoring everything.
"Luo... Ronaldinho." Fan Dongkai forced a smile, "When will we do the surgery? Someone once told me that India's efficiency is extremely low. I thought they were deliberately trying to undermine India, but I didn't expect it. This is really the case here."
"Boko said that I would be assigned some nurses and assistants. What time is it?"
Fan Dongkai was also a little helpless.
“Don’t wait for Bo Ke, Chen Yong has already made arrangements.” Luo Hao said.
“Ah!?” Fan Dongkai was stunned.
Luo Hao helped himself. Is his behavior considered "capitalizing the enemy"?
With this thought, Fan Dongkai was heartbroken.
He had always regarded Luo Hao as his opponent, but Luo Hao didn't take him seriously at all. He was just here for the surgery.
In Luo Hao's eyes, he did not exist at all. He had long been defined as an "assistant" and a "member of the medical team."
Fan Dongkai didn't speak, and Luo Hao had no intention of chatting with him. Seeing the wild dogs patrolling, the venue became quieter and there were less covetous eyes. Luo Hao was also very happy.
Ten minutes later, Chen Yong appeared in Luo Hao's field of vision casually.
Luo Hao raised his hand to greet him.
"How's it going? You can't do it without me here, right?" Chen Yong asked with a smile.
“Look at the wild dogs patrolling over there.” Luo Hao said lightly, “Do you believe they can chase you flying in the next second? If you have the ability, you can perform a flying sword for me. "
Chen Yong's face changed and he smiled, "It's just a joke, you really take it seriously, it's boring."
"How about your side?" Luo Hao didn't think so. The conversation continues.
"Very good." Chen Yong said, "We are contacting the director of Narayana Hospital and will be here soon. Before..."
"You don't need to tell me about your affair, I just want Narayana Hospital to cooperate with my surgery." Luo Hao said decisively.
“What a shame, you really don’t know how to enjoy life at all. It’s such a hot day, and there’s no air conditioning, so you have to wear a lead suit to perform surgery, with a bag on your skull?”
"Did you learn this sentence in Qingcheng Mountain? Is it the only gain from auditing for a year?" Luo Hao asked.
While chatting, a group of people came in a hurry.
The leading man is about 50 years old, with a white beard and decent clothing.
Followed by a dozen nurses.
Luo Hao stood up and prepared to explain the situation to the people at Narayana Hospital.
But in the blink of an eye, the people following the man came to Luo Hao, knelt down in an orderly manner, walked to Luo Hao on their knees, and kissed Luo Hao's feet.
“Fuck!” Luo Hao was startled.
"Jump" in the true physical sense.
"They are low-caste untouchables. What are you afraid of? I'm used to them." Chen Yong said.
As soon as he finished speaking, a piercing gaze fell on him.
(End of this chapter)