Chapter 180 Four basic skills for studying in the UK - frying, frying and frying
"First tell me what immoral things you are going to do, and then I will see how much merit is left and whether it is enough. ." Chen Yong said seriously.
"What can you do?" Luo Hao asked in good faith.
"Magician! Graduated with a master's degree!!" Chen Yong clenched his fists with both hands, "Everything you watch on TV is just pediatrics, it's time to perform for real..."
"Don't yell, it's a Taoist priest. What? Liuding Liujia? Or something else.”
"Hey, don't always compare me with wild Taoist priests. After all, I have been listening to Qingcheng Mountain for a year. If I hadn't met my master, I would definitely try to go to Wudang Mountain to see if I could have a chance to further my education."
< br>"..." Luo Hao really didn't know what to be proud of in attending.
"That's it. Don't make random guesses. It's not a bad thing. We are doctors." Luo Hao calmed down and said calmly.
“Exactly.” Chen Yong curled his lips, “For a piece of shit like Lao Meng’s ex-wife, how can she understand you if you speak nicely? She’s a stubborn person who only knows how to extort money!”
“ What? You still want to cause a thunder to strike her down?" Luo Hao said scornfully.
"The harmonious society saved her."
"Don't think blindly, I think Lao Meng's brother-in-law is really sick."
"Former brother-in-law! You have to add the word "before". If you still have Before the divorce, I would not want to deal with Lao Meng. If the house is in a mess, there will definitely be trouble," Chen Yong reminded.
"Okay, okay, ex-brother-in-law." Luo Hao said, "I'll pretend to be a ghost. I'll check his illness. You scare me and don't bother Lao Meng in the future. Isn't this a good thing?"
Chen Yong looked Luo Hao up and down.
"What are you looking at me for?"
"It's really different. What happened to Da Nizi last time, you almost took out a 40-meter sword and chopped up the man named Shi. How can I replace Lao Meng? You have to be kind."
Luo Hao scratched his head, something seemed to be wrong.
But according to Chen Yong, something seems even more wrong.
I don’t think about it anymore, Chen Yong must be disturbing his sight, maybe he can’t do it.
"Just tell me whether you can." Luo Hao asked.
"Are you sure he is sick?"
"Don't you mean he always feels uncomfortable?" Luo Hao smiled, "I'm just asking you in advance, if you are okay, that's fine . In this case, come and have a meal with Lao Meng after get off work, and I’ll ask about the situation.”
“Okay, I’m sure there are many tricks in the world that you can’t think of, but I can’t do it without you. ."
"What are you going to do?" Luo Hao was curious.
"Crystal ball divination, the Celtics are better at divination. If you go back in time, you can get to..."
"You can just give me a general outline. You don't need to be so detailed, I won't understand."
“Then you just don’t understand.” Chen Yong’s voice became softer as he spoke, and even the three-layer mask could not hide the smile at the corner of his mouth.
Luo Hao felt that he was careless, and Chen Yong's smile gave him a very bad premonition.
“Forget it, I always feel like you don’t do good things.”
"No, no, no, I thought of something." Chen Yong laughed, "Turn fiction into reality, do you know what happened."
Luo Hao shook his head.
“This is a top-notch technique... For example, when catching ghosts in the movie, the ghost will come up. This is a concrete manifestation of virtual reality.”
"Then what?"
"If you can confirm that Lao Meng's former brother-in-law is sick, I can scare him first, and then use the method of subduing demons to turn the illusion into reality."
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"!!!" Luo Hao was startled.
What Chen Yong said is not difficult to understand, but it always feels like it is not a good thing.
“That’s it!” Chen Yong could not hide his excitement.
Luo Hao had no other good idea and could only keep telling Chen Yong not to do bad things.
"Don't worry, it's not easy for me to accumulate some merit. It's okay to use some for Lao Meng, but it will consume too much if you use the spell. I won't do that stupid thing. His ex-wife is just a deceiver. The guy is not worth it.”
"Okay." Luo Hao reluctantly agreed, "Don't make a big fuss! If you can't do it, I'll think of other ways."
"Yes, I had a blind date with a girl a few days ago, and I have a small family. The food in the store is good." Chen Yong smiled and changed the topic, "It's rare for girls to go to a small store on a blind date just to eat and meet."
"Don't be ridiculous. , can your heart be moved? "
Zhuang Yan listened in confusion.
She never dared to speak.
The legendary Senior Brother Luo seems to be different from the legendary one.
In school, senior brothers and sisters often talk about the talented senior brother from the school next door who has an eight-year bachelor's degree, master's degree and doctoral degree. With his guidance, the experiment will become extremely smooth, even uncontrollable. The data seems to be a little better behaved.
That senior fellow student has benefited from countless classmates in the past few years.
But now that they have only been in contact for a day, Zhuang Yan feels... feels... something is different.
Especially what Senior Brother Luo was talking about with the doctor wearing a three-layer mask, he didn’t look like a serious doctor at all.
Maybe she had found the wrong person, Zhuang Yan felt a little uneasy.
Normally not.
Chen Yong missed the topic, went back with Luo Hao, changed clothes, and took a car to an alley.
“Here.” Chen Yong introduced, “If you want to talk about delicious food, it has to be an old shop that has been in the alley for more than ten or decades.”
As soon as I entered the door, I was greeted by the face. A dark shadow rushed over.
"Boss, why are you going?"
"Something's wrong! Please help me look at the store!" the boss shouted loudly, and then disappeared into the night.
"..." Luo Hao scratched his head, "Are you familiar with the boss?"
"Not familiar, I just came here once, he shouldn't know me." Chen Yong felt weird.
Luo Hao nodded. Northeastern people are like this. It’s not difficult to understand that when the boss goes out, he can just find someone to help look after the store.
There was no one in the store and it was still early.
Luo Hao sent Meng Liangren a seat and asked, "Do you want to wait for him to come back?"
"I'll go find the proprietress." Chen Yong said, "There are only two of us in this mom-and-pop shop. ”
I looked back and forth and found no one.
"Boss, order!" Someone walked in and sat down carelessly.
"The boss is not here, can I do it for you?" Chen Yong asked directly.
The boss just handed over the store to him. Chen Yong did not refuse. He acquiesced that he should be responsible and became the temporary "boss".
"Okay, hurry up, I'm starving." The man didn't care about the boss's absence at all and ordered a few dishes.
Chen Yong got into the kitchen.
"Senior brother, is this okay?" Zhuang Yan sat opposite Luo Hao and suddenly looked at Luo Hao with big eyes.
"What else should I do?" Luo Hao's mind was filled with Meng Liangren's ex-wife.
Life is always full of illogical and strange things. During his two years in the medical office, Luo Hao has a deep understanding of the limits of human thinking.
So he was not too surprised. It was just that the science man's thinking had the upper hand and he wanted to seize the time to help Meng Liangren solve the problem.
"Brother, is society so chaotic?" Zhuang Yan was also a little troubled, "What is Dr. Meng's ex-wife thinking about?"
"Just get used to it, it's taught in school Logic, logic is talked about in novels, but society does not talk about logic," Luo Hao said, "I didn't understand the word Fu Di Mo when it first came out a few years ago. Later, I encountered several similar complaints at the Donglian City Mine. After contacting me, I understood.”
Zhuang Yan was confused when she heard this, but Luo Hao didn't want to give an example.
"It is said that the Northeast is fine, but the South is even worse."
As he said that, Luo Hao thought of something and took out his mobile phone.
[Dannizi, how many children do you have? 】
【Only daughter, what’s wrong? 】
Wang Jiani replied almost instantly.
The unreasonable worry in Luo Hao's heart disappeared.
【We are eating together. 】
【Okay, okay! 】
Luo Hao sent an address to Wang Jiani.
Meng Liangren opened the door and came in. There was no trace of depression on his expression, not even a trace.
"Professor Luo, thank you." After Meng Liangren came in, he first bowed to Luo Hao.
"Sit down." Luo Hao moved his body out, occupying two chairs per person.
Meng Liangren felt a little relaxed at this time and moved a chair to sit in the aisle.
"Oh, Professor Luo, you have to worry about it. I don't want to, but there is nothing I can do about this kind of thing."
"Tell me about it."
"After I graduated, I went to work in an infectious disease hospital. My family introduced me to my partner. After a few blind dates, I met my ex-wife. Everything was fine when I was with my partner. She was well-educated and reasonable. I thought she was a nice person. ."
"Stab~~~"
The sound of the frying pan was heard, and Meng Liangren turned his head and saw Chen Yong cooking, and was stunned for a moment.
"It's okay, you say what you want." Luo Hao looked at Meng Liangren.
"After getting married, she seemed to be a different person. She doted on her brother very much... Not to mention this, at that time I was thinking about making progress and learning some skills, especially during the half-year stay in the hospital, she got pregnant. ”
“Facts have proved that, The position of chief resident is indeed prone to accidents. By the time I found out that I didn’t fall in love before being the chief resident, it was already too late when I learned that everything started after I became the chief resident.”
Meng Liangren’s words were a bit convoluted. , but Luo Hao knew what he meant.
In recent years, no matter whether it is Imperial Capital or Donglian, whenever one is hospitalized, there are always male and female friends, and there are rarely no problems.
So Luo Hao has always expressed doubts about the hospital system.
"What happened to your brother-in-law... your former brother-in-law?" Luo Hao asked.
Meng Liangren was startled for a moment and said distressedly, "He is the baby of the family. He is very lazy and always makes trouble."
"He feels bad?"
"Chest pain, the position is not fixed, and often appears in the precordial area." Meng Liangren described his former brother-in-law's symptoms in more professional terms.
Luo Hao listened intently.
"I took him to all the better hospitals in the provincial capital, and the experts in the circulatory department said he was fine."
"What happened next?"
"I thought he was pretending to be sick. Originally I was going to take him to Xiehe for a look. My thought at the time was - I went to Xiehe, there was nothing I could do, what else could I do if it hurts again?"
"Why not go to our Imperial Medical University?" Zhuang Yan asked.
Meng Liangren glanced at Zhuang Yan and remained silent.
Some words are too hurtful.
“Lao Meng, please continue.”
“I didn’t go, but my ex-wife gave birth to a child. I did a paternity test and found that it was not mine, so we got divorced. I was the same at that time Afraid of trouble, just leave the house. "
"You are not at fault, why do you have to leave the house?" Zhuang Yan asked. "Zhuang Yan, intern." Luo Hao introduced.
Meng Liangren vaguely knew that this person should be related to Dean Zhuang, and said politely, "Doctor Zhuang, that's it. You are still young, and you don't know how many unreasonable people there are. Let's put it this way, I want her to be clean After leaving home, she brought her mother to the department and sat on the floor, scolding me all morning. "
"No one cared about me. The security guard said she had a heart attack when she touched her, and she would have a seizure if she touched her again. "
"Pump?" Luo Hao noticed this word.
“Alas, you’re just pretending.” Meng Liangren sighed deeply, “froth formed at the corners of his mouth, and his limbs were twitching. Professor Luo, have you ever seen an old lady from the Northeast sitting on the kang and cursing in the street?”
Luo Hao shook his head.
"That's about it. If I don't give money, I won't be able to go to class. After struggling for a month, I finally got tired of it. I didn't have much money anyway, so I bought her a home."
"You didn't. I don’t think I’ll be clean afterward.”
Meng Liangren sighed deeply again and nodded, “People are so ignorant that they can behave like this.”
"Smoking...does she usually smoke?" Luo Hao asked thoughtfully.
Meng Liangren scratched his head, Professor Luo was into acting as a doctor. He only saw doctors, treated diseases, and performed surgeries during and after get off work.
When I heard the convulsions, I thought it was illness, but I didn't suspect that it was deliberately pretending.
But Meng Liangren only dared to complain in his heart and would never say it out loud. He answered all Luo Hao's questions very meekly.
“Here you go!” Chen Yong came out with a plate and placed it on the next table.
“Try it and see if it’s different from the boss’s craftsmanship.”
“It’s almost boring, but it’s edible.” The elder brother at the next table was not picky, “Where’s the boss?”
"I don't know why I went there. If you don't think it's okay, come and ask the boss for money tomorrow." Chen Yong turned around and continued cooking.
Meng Liangren was used to it, but Zhuang Yan was surprised to see Chen Yong busy, as if he was the owner of this store.
"Lao Meng, do you have any clinical data?"
"No." Meng Liangren shook his head.
“Have you been checked in our hospital?”
"I've checked it, and I should be able to find relevant results on the computer."
"You go...forget it, I'll go check it out after dinner."
"I'll go right away." Meng Liangren stood up immediately, "I look calm, but in fact I am terribly upset. I will definitely not be able to eat. I just went out to relax."
Luo Hao did not stop him and let Meng Liangren go. The hospital looks for past information.
"Senior brother, do you think there is a problem?"
"It may be epilepsy." Luo Hao said, "Since I have had seizures, the first consideration must be epilepsy. And there is a certain probability that epilepsy is inherited from mother to child."
"But Dr. Meng's ex-brother-in-law has pain in the precordial area, which should be Think it's a myocardial infarction, or slow blood flow in the heart."
"Huh? You actually know about slow blood flow?" Luo Hao looked at Zhuang Yan with a smile.
Zhuang Yan sat upright, straightened her chest, raised her head, feeling a little proud.
“I saw a case during my internship. There was no clear diagnosis in other places. My teacher did an angiogram and discovered the problem. Just take the medicine and it came very quickly.”
Luo Hao didn't care about this kind of thing.
The medical level is strong, can it be better than that of Union Medical College?
Actually, not all departments of Xiehe University are number one in the country, but almost all departments are in the top five, and their overall strength is outrageous.
"Brother, you haven't answered my question yet."
"With no patients and no clinical data, how can we just guess?" Luo Hao asked.
"Can you guess?"
"I guess it's caused by thoracic epilepsy." Luo Hao said.
"Epilepsy, chest type?" Zhuang Yan just wanted to refute, but the content about thoracic epilepsy flashed in his mind, and all of them matched up with very few medical histories.
Zhuang Yan was silent for a moment.
Is this the diagnostic ability of senior brother?
Although I still don't believe it, it's pretty impressive to be able to get a direction from such little information.
Of course, it was just very severe, and Zhuang Yan didn’t think it was really thoracic epilepsy.
“When I was in Donglian City, I had a patient who wanted to jump off a building. She was 16 years old, female, and her academic performance was very good. However, she suddenly suffered from frequent abdominal pain for a year, and her academic performance plummeted.”
"The family suspected that she had fallen in love early, and there was no clear evidence of coercion or inducement. Later, the pain became more and more frequent, and the family suspected that she did not want to go to school and was in a rebellious stage."
"What happened next?"
"Take your child to a mental hospital for treatment. The little patient suddenly started to feel pain. The doctor and parents didn't understand because the examination was fine." Luo Hao sighed, "The little patient was also in pain and wanted to jump off the building."
< br>“My uncle and I were in a mental hospital at that time.”
“Why were you two in a mental hospital?”
“A familiar doctor wants to handle the discharge and psychiatric diagnosis...you Why are you asking?" Luo Hao said with a straight face, "Later I suggested an electroencephalogram, and the final diagnosis was abdominal epilepsy."
"Dr. Luo, here I come!"
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Wang Jiani opened the door and walked in. Belle jumped around.
Wang Jiani was startled when she saw a youthful girl in front of Luo Hao.
"Sit here." Luo Hao moved in and patted the chair next to him.
The smile on Wang Jiani’s face bloomed when she saw it, and the flowers all over the mountain bloomed at the same time.
"Wang Jiani, the equipment manager of our medical team." Luo Hao introduced, "This is an intern of our medical team, the daughter of Dean Zhuang. She will return to the Imperial Capital next week to engage in scientific research. I have been familiar with it these days. Let’s go to clinical practice.”
Luo Hao seemed to be afraid of any misunderstanding, so he was very careful when introducing Zhuang Yan, even a bit verbose.
Zhuang Yan looked Wang Jiani up and down.
“For pain that has no cause and no problem can be found, you should think more about whether it is caused by epilepsy. The principle of epilepsy...”
Luo Hao had nothing to do and began to give lectures to Zhuang Yan .
Wang Jiani sat next to Luo Hao and listened with a smile. Although she didn't understand, she was happy.
"Boss!"
Another customer pushed the door in.
Chen Yong originally wanted to make a few dishes but skipped them, but he didn’t expect that the guests would come one after another.
Wang Jiani wanted to help, but she really couldn't bear the chance to sit next to Luo Hao. Besides, this was the first time Luo Haofi contacted him due to work, so he simply pretended not to see it.
After a full 2 hours, the boss came back.
"Brother, thank you!" The boss was not surprised when he came back, but began to apologize and thank the diners and Chen Yong.
"Nothing, what did you do?"
"The kids got into fights when they were in school." The boss said unhappily, "The key is that you lost the fight, what a useless thing ! We don’t bully others, and we can’t let others bully us.”
Luo Hao chuckled when his boss said this.
My uncle has taught me this way since I was a child. If I lose a fight, my uncle will call me a coward and take me to school.
Luo Hao knew that Lin Yuming was afraid that he would be bullied on campus.
But, I have the right to interpret the homework, so I graduated smoothly all the way without encountering those fucking guys.
Chen Yong’s mask was covered with oil smoke.
"Xiaokou, you cook well." Luo Hao praised, "I've never seen you cook at home."
"You cook in the back mountains of Qingcheng Mountain for a year, even if you don't know how to cook, ”
Chen Yong complained.
Luo Hao raised his eyebrows, and Chen Yong was listening in Qingcheng Mountain. It turned out that Chen Yong was helping to work in the kitchen in the back mountain.
"Chen Yong, are your kitchens in Qingcheng Mountain as good as the cooking classes?" Luo Hao asked.
"Of course, the hidden secret is in the kitchen." Chen Yong said proudly, "And do you know the four basic skills of studying in the UK?"
"What?"
"Fried, fried, fried."
"Pfft~" Zhuang Yan couldn't hold back and laughed.
“No kidding, British food... no, it should be foreign food, it’s really unpalatable. For example, prosciutto, a thin slice, is expensive, but it tastes worse than The price is nothing."
"Yes! Dr. Chen, you are so artificial!" Zhuang Yan agreed, "I bought Italian ham once and it tasted terrible. I thought it was me. Problem. But even my dog won’t eat it!”
“Don’t go abroad, it’s only because you have a brain problem that you rush out to find trouble.” Chen Yong advised.
Just after eating a few mouthfuls of food, Meng Liangren rushed back.
When he saw a table full of dishes that no one had touched, he looked apologetic and kept apologizing.
Luo Hao looked at the test results from a few years ago and fell into deep thought.
"Luo Hao, what do you say?" Chen Yong asked.
"I suspect epilepsy, thoracic epilepsy." Luo Hao replied, "But I'm not sure, it's a preliminary diagnosis."
"It's okay, leave it to me, the error tolerance rate is extremely high!" Chen Yong was very confident.
"Oh? What are you going to do?"
"I contacted a Taoist priest to help me."
Then Chen Yong looked up at Wang Jiani, "Big Nizi, help me put on makeup tomorrow morning."
"You... don't need to put on makeup." Wang Jiani said energetically, "Doctor Chen, just go like this. You are like Romeo in Romeo and Juliet." The version she performed in 2016 is very similar. Any makeup can only have the opposite effect, but she still performs in her true colors.”
Wang Jiani didn't understand what it was about, but she still suggested it enthusiastically.
“I just hate it when people always compare me with Li Zizi.” Chen Yong scorned, “Have you ever cosplayed an elf in Lord of the Rings?”
“Yes!” Wang Jiani nodded repeatedly.
"Make up the makeup in the direction of the elf prince in The Lord of the Rings."
"It doesn't seem to be the case, Orlando Bloom is not as handsome as Leonardo DiCaprio... when he was young, Leonardo DiCaprio was handsome."< br>
"We have to do serious business this time." Chen Yong said seriously.
"Doctor Chen...Chen...what are you going to do?" Meng Liangren asked worriedly.
"You don't have to worry about it. Your ex-wife will come to the hospital tomorrow to make trouble."
Meng Liangren sighed deeply and nodded.
“Good luck to you.”
"Brother, doctor... in the hospital, doctors should be very serious." Zhuang Yan also raised objections cautiously.
Luo Hao smiled and said nothing.
After dinner, we went home.
Early the next morning, at 5 o'clock, Wang Jiani came with a trolley suitcase.
Luo Hao finally witnessed with his own eyes the art of disguise, one of the four major evil arts in East Asia.
Chen Yong, who originally looked very similar to Li Zi, changed his appearance in less than an hour under Wang Jiani's disguise technique.
(End of this chapter)