Chapter 181 I can’t cure the disease; you can’t do the practice
In Luo Hao’s view, Chen Yong had to turn into an elf prince, which would lead to a loss of appearance, but Wang Jiani’s superb disguise skills made Chen Yong look like he was six He looks like an elf prince.
"Why don't you act as you are?" Luo Hao and Wang Jiani were both confused.
"It's out of distrust of Lao Meng's ex-wife. Even if she is cured and I scare her, I can't rule out her getting in touch with her and coming to visit her again." Chen Yong looked carefully in the mirror and was quite satisfied.
Luo Hao sighed.
But this is Chen Yong's domain, so don't ask for humiliation. He will take whatever he says without explanation.
“You can’t tell it’s me.”
“You can’t tell, it looks like a foreigner.” Luo Hao told the truth.
Chen Yong went back to the house and started to change clothes.
"Doctor Luo, do you want to try it?" Wang Jiani looked at Luo Hao with a smile while holding the disguise object.
Luo Hao shook his head.
Making knitting, why try this on your own? It takes more than an hour to put on makeup, what can I do with that time?
"What are you doing?" Wang Jiani asked curiously.
“Let’s go and take a look.” Luo Hao waved his hand.
Wang Jiani jumped up happily.
Belle Belle is jumping around and jumping around.
"Why are you so happy?" Luo Hao was curious.
"Huh? I'm not happy. I'm usually like this." Wang Jiani's face was filled with an uncontrollable smile, but she said it was nothing special.
"Taoist Master Qi is here." Chen Yong walked out with his mobile phone.
He changed into a black dress, and with the change of disguise, he looked like an aristocratic prince in the movie.
The various micro-expressions and small movements between raising his hands and feet even made Luo Hao feel a little dazed.
"What are you going to do?" Luo Hao felt that things were out of control and suddenly became worried.
Chen Yong looked directly into Luo Hao's eyes and smiled slightly, "I can't cure diseases; you can't do methods."
"What law?"
"It's definitely not criminal law. "It's magic." Chen Yong took out a crystal ball about 15cm in diameter from his arms like magic.
Luo Hao took a look and saw that there were all kinds of strange things in the crystal ball.
"You can understand it as a psychological suggestion."
"???" Luo Hao didn't understand.
“It’s like forming a team to score points, you have to trust your teammates.”
“Do you believe you will hang up?”
Chen Yong ignored Luo Hao's sarcasm. From Luo Hao's words, Chen Yong knew that Luo Hao was really worried this time.
"Stop asking questions and believe in science." "Elf Prince" shook his hair.
In terms of the chicness of his movements, Luo Hao thinks that Chen Yong surpasses Qin Chen in three ways.
"Believe in science and trust your teammates. Now I want to determine how likely epilepsy is."
"60%." Luo Hao replied.
"That's enough, but you don't have to worry. The most humble ones are the grassroots doctors, who bear all the conflicts."
"What about you?"
"I made a mistake because he was ill and gave birth to the wrong child. "Dear, what does it have to do with me, a great magician?"
Luo Hao was speechless.
“Go downstairs, I asked Zhuang Yan to be my translator.”
"Translation?" Luo Hao didn't expect Chen Yong to play such a big role.
"Brother, I am now a royal magician from England!" Chen Yong picked up the golden wig and shook it at Luo Hao.
Luo Hao sighed.
Who knows in which direction things will diverge, anyway, it is completely different from the process I imagined.
But this time it was in Chen Yong’s field, and Luo Hao was so cool that he didn’t say anything.
Going downstairs, a middle-aged man in his forties got out of a small yellow car.
Taoist Master Qi, riding a small yellow car, this picture is full of contrast.
"Doctor Luo, he is..."
"Call me Luo Hao." Luo Hao interrupted Wang Jiani.
"Huh? Hahahahaha." Wang Jiani laughed, not hiding her emotions, her voice was not loud at all, and she was very Northeastern.
"Luo Hao, is that the Taoist priest?"
"Of course, don't think they can fly with swords." Luo Hao smiled, "Martial arts novels only appeared during the Republic of China, and acupuncture seems to be the same. It was made up by a novelist. Of course, acupuncture points have been... harmful for a long time. Why are you telling a novice like you this?"
Luo Hao is also a little confused.
Taoist Master Qi did not say hello to Luo Hao or Wang Jiani. He expressed surprise at Chen Yong's appearance, and took Chen Yong's crystal ball to look at it carefully, chatting and laughing with Chen Yong.
"Doctor Luo, is this okay?" Wang Jiani was also a little worried.
"I don't know, but I believe Chen Yong." Luo Hao remembered something and said with a smile, "When my uncle was in school, a temple was just being built in the back of the school. Later, a young monk of similar age came to the school every day to send and receive goods. ”
“? ”
“That young monk is a graduate of the Buddhist College, and he is already a highly respected host.”
"The undergraduates of your uncle's generation were really the proud ones." Wang Jiani was a little envious.
"Probably." Luo Hao watched Chen Yong and Taoist Master Qi ride away on a small yellow car each, and took Wang Jiani aboard.
Arriving at the hospital, Luo Hao changed his clothes, but Chen Yong didn't appear.
Zhuang Yan didn't show up either. She must have been called away by Chen Yong to serve as a translator.
Luo Hao felt a little guilty and uneasy.
This kind of thing is not big or small, it can be done secretly, just to solve a big trouble for Meng Liangren.
At the same time, it also makes the medical team less troublesome.
But!
Chen Yong's out-of-the-box thinking made things more complicated.
Doctors and nurses arriving at work arrived one after another. Shen Zizai stood in the "c" position under the babbling banner and sketch frame.
"Ronald, where are the others?" Shen Zizai asked.
"I have something to do today, I am busy." Luo Hao answered vaguely.
Just as he was talking, there was a noise outside, and the voice belonged to Meng Liangren's ex-wife.
Meng Liangren sighed, lowered his head and walked out.
Shen Zizai smiled and said, "In the past, when Dr. Meng was in the infectious disease hospital, she would come to make trouble every day. But this kind of thing depends on who is thick-skinned, thin-skinned, and impatient, so forget it. , I must be at a disadvantage. By the way, there is a professor in the gastrointestinal department."
"Huh?" Luo Hao knew that Shen Zizai was comforting him, but he was also a little curious when he saw the weird smile on his face.
"Old Mu has a mistress outside. Tell me, the leading professor of the Gastrointestinal Surgery Department of the First Hospital of Tangtang Medical University found a mistress who is tall and thick. His neck is like Tyson's and as thick as his head.
By the way, there was a TV series a while ago, and the mistress was called ugly. It was almost a similar situation. "
"Haha. "Luo Hao laughed out loud. Shen Zizai's description was so vivid.
"Later the mistress asked him if he wanted 500,000 yuan to buy a house. Lao Mu didn't give it, so the mistress ran to the hospital and went to work every day. ”
“It’s considered work. "Luo Hao scratched his head.
"She doesn't care, she just rolls around. Lao Mu felt embarrassed at first, but after weighing the money and shame, he gradually didn't care anymore. ”
"Where is Teacher Mu's lover?"
"It's the head nurse of the next ward. She couldn't accept it at first, but then she accepted it. After all, the children are in college and working in Pengcheng, so how can they be divorced? "
Shen Zizai said with a smile, "From now on, everyone in the department is very familiar with the elder sister. They greet each other and sometimes share the fruits and drinks given by the patients to the elder sister. "
“In the duty room, the eldest sister comes in and sits down casually. Everyone is doing whatever they are supposed to do.”
The painting style is getting more and more weird. Luo Hao thought about it, but he still couldn’t accept it.
"It lasted for about three years. Lao Mu never let go or spoke, and then suddenly one day the eldest sister stopped coming."
"This..."
"Shameless "Yes, but make sure the other person is a normal person," Shen Zizai said seriously, "I thought Dr. Meng's wife was a normal person at first, but after taking a look at her yesterday, she seemed to have a mental problem."
"If it's early. If I knew that was the case, I probably wouldn't have come to him."
Shen Zizai made a big circle, and it was a subtle match with Luo Hao.
After handing over the shift and seeing off the patients, I saw Doctor Qi wearing a Taoist robe. Chen Yong next to me found a magician's clothes from "Harry Potter" somewhere.
To be honest, Chen Yong dressed up as an elf prince and wore magician clothes. It was really interesting.
At least Meng Liangren’s ex-wife was stunned for a moment.
Taoist Master Qi's expression was serious and full of compassion, and he was talking to Meng Liangren's ex-wife.
When Luo Hao passed by them, Chen Yong began to speak with a standard London accent.
Chen Yong is actually talking about money!
"Magician Dika said that we need to add more money." Zhuang Yan simply translated.
Luo Hao glanced at Meng Liangren's ex-wife. When it came to adding money, she was not angry, but her eyes shone with joy.
You have to pay more!
Luo Hao was a little worried at first, but when he saw the light in Meng Liangren's ex-wife's eyes, he finally felt relieved.
Taking the patient to the operation, Luo Hao held his breath and concentrated, putting all selfish thoughts behind and concentrating on completing the operation.
All eight surgeries were completed before 12 noon.
"Ronald, how come you can perform surgery faster alone than with an assistant?" Shen Zizai was confused.
“The assistant’s speed should be slower. I usually accommodate their speed, so the operation time will be a little longer. I will do it myself, and the normal speed will be fine.”
“!!! "When Shen Zizai heard the shocking content, he started to feel bad.
Although Chen Yong and Meng Liangren were not here, the doctors under Shen Zizai were there, so Luo Hao could not stop the bleeding by applying pressure on his own.
Sending the patient back, Luo Hao patiently checked around the ward and saw that the patient's condition was stable after the operation, so he sent a message to Zhuang Yan.
After about 5 minutes, Zhuang Yan sent Luo Hao an address.
Luo Hao got in the car, and Wang Jiani was watching the video in the car, with a heavy power bank hanging under the phone.
Navigation, Luo Hao drove straight to Zhuang Yan’s location.
"Da Nizi, what are you looking at?" Luo Hao asked.
"Looking through it, Einstein's brain has started to turn red." Wang Jiani giggled, "Luo... Luo Hao, there was an anchor who bought Einstein's brain for 5 cents before the broadcast, but The effect is very poor."
"There is now a consensus that the Einstein brain I sell is the best." Others burned incense for peace of mind. Luo Hao smiled and said nothing. What.
But they have the passive skill [Blessing]. Even if their luck has a slight impact on them, it will be much easier to use than others.
"Where are we going?"
"Let's see if Chen Yong has settled the matter."
"I think it would be better for Dr. Chen to turn into a little plum. He is basically like, simply describing two Just a pen." Wang Jiani was a little regretful, "In the end, he had to turn into an elf prince, which gave me the feeling that it ruined the overall beauty."
"Maybe Chen Yong felt that Wang Zha shouldn't be used at this time? "Luo Hao made a joke.
But after a second thought, Luo Hao felt that his guess might be true.
"Luo Hao, now many Ph.D. and graduate students buy Einstein's brain every day. They all leave messages saying that I will bless you, senior brother."
"Brother, is that you? I heard Zhuang Yan call you senior brother, senior brother." . ”
“You are not from the same school.”
Wang Jiani is very cheerful, speaks very fast, and pronounces clearly. She said three sentences, and Luo Hao didn't have time to say a word.
"It should be me." Luo Hao answered while Wang Jiani was breathing.
"So awesome! Isn't it time to take the college entrance examination? Recently, I saw some senior high school students starting to buy Einstein's brain every day."
Luo Hao smiled, senior high school students should buy it.
I still remember that my uncle said that before he took the college entrance examination, his uncle gave him "Xiao Cong Cong", which was a health product at that time.
In Lin Yuming's words, anything you don't have is a placebo.
The placebo ingested into the human body is definitely not as good as Einstein’s brain. At least cyber burning incense does not have to worry about polluting the environment or causing physical problems.
"Is it really useful? I feel a little panicked. I want to help the senior students, but I'm afraid it won't be of any use."
"It's harmful." Luo Hao looked forward and smiled, "Danny, you Do you really think everyone else is stupid? If it doesn’t work, why are yours the best selling among the list of Einstein’s brains on the Internet?”
Wang Jiani was silent, lost in thought.
“Don’t worry, I’m just burning incense for the sake of peace of mind. Don’t think too much. If you just treat it as a joke and you don’t have much money, who will sue you?”
Wang Jiani nodded.
Zhuang Yan's position was very far away. She left the city and headed straight to a hill northwest of the provincial capital.
Wang Jiani kept talking along the way, and the atmosphere was not deserted at all. It was not like Chen Yong sitting in the passenger seat and chatting slyly while switching interfaces on his mobile phone.
In the distance, Luo Hao saw mountains.
"There is nothing on that side." Luo Hao was a little surprised, "Why did you come so far?"
Luo Hao saw an asphalt road leading to the province. The road stretches into the mountains. Looking far into the distance, there is a Taoist temple vaguely visible in the mountains, but it has no incense.
Those who practice Taoism should always be quiet.
Turn off the provincial road, Luo Hao suddenly saw wind blowing and clouds surging on the horizon.
A crack of lightning appeared among the clouds in the sky.
"Luo Hao! Luo Hao!!" Wang Jiani was a little excited, "Dr. Chen's lightning-drawing technique! It's really a lightning-drawing technique!!"
Luo Hao breathed a sigh of relief. The battle is big enough.
Originally, I just wanted to bluff Meng Liangren's ex-wife carefully, but I didn't expect that Chen Yong would cause so much trouble.
The storm then rolled, but it dissipated within a few minutes.
Arrived in front of the Taoist temple, a group of people walked out of it.
Meng Liangren’s ex-wife no longer looked like a shrew, she had a pious look on her face, clasped her hands together, and kept bowing to Taoist Master Qi.
Luo Hao remembered that he should have cupped his fists when he got home, but no one corrected Meng Liangren’s ex-wife’s movements, so she was allowed to do whatever she wanted.
"That's it." Daochang Qi, wearing a wide robe, gently flicked his sleeves, "Go to the First Hospital of the Medical University for a check-up. If you can't find out, it means they are not good enough. You have to go to a higher-level hospital to continue the check-up."
" Yes, yes, Taoist priest.”
Meng Liangren’s ex-wife took her brother and thanked her again before leaving.
“Done!” Chen Yong said with a smile when he saw Luo Hao coming.
"What then?" Luo Hao asked.
"Then it's your business." Chen Yong said, "Didn't you mean chest epilepsy? Taoist Master Qi asked him to do an electroencephalogram and said that he had turned virtual reality into reality, but because of the strong evil energy, it could only turn into brain It exists in the form of radio waves."
"I tell you, Luo Hao, if the disease cannot be found, it is your problem and has nothing to do with me!"
"The task you assigned. , I’m 100% done.”
Luo Hao was speechless and pulled Chen Yong aside.
“Tell me, what have you done?”
"Who told you not to come here? You could just pretend to be a boy next to Taoist Master Qi and save a lot of money." Chen Yong said scornfully.
He took out a cigarette.
The scene of the Elf Prince smoking... made Luo Hao feel like he had entered a movie or TV series.
"I have to do surgery! Otherwise, what will happen to so many patients?" Luo Hao emphasized.
“That’s right, my identity is the British Royal Magician.”
"Wait a minute, you said royal means royal?"
"With certificate!" Chen Yong touched his body, but did not take out the certificate, "Just listen to what I tell you."
Luo Hao nodded and remained silent.
"I won't say it again, for fear that you will be unhappy. Didn't you say that Lao Mengqian's brother-in-law has epilepsy? When he is not suffering from this disease, he behaves like a good person, so I let him take a look at the crystal ball."
“What is it used for? Can it also induce abnormal fluctuations in brain waves?”
"You can see your own heart." Chen Yong replied pretending to be profound, "But the principle is basically this. After reading it, he had a seizure. It was indeed epilepsy!"
Luo Hao glanced at the system panel , the diagnostic assistant AI is quiet.
"But the attack occurred at the same time, Taoist Master Qi started to cast spells."
"Lightning? Is that true?" Luo Hao was surprised.
"Brother, believe in science!" Chen Yong proudly looked down on Luo Hao, "If you believe in science, you can understand these as large-scale magic scenes."
"Then what you said turns fiction into reality."
"Does Lao Meng's ex-wife believe it?" Luo Hao asked.
“I told her that Lao Meng is a person who has good luck every year. If you come into contact with him, you will be unlucky for eight lifetimes. Epilepsy is related to Lao Meng. To put it simply, it comes from other places.”
"..." Luo Hao was startled, "What is the simultaneous arrival of fortunes?"
"The so-called simultaneous arrival of fortunes means that the great fortune happens to be the same as the fleeting stems and branches.
In Bagua numerology, in addition to some evil star gods, there is also the thing mentioned in this point that symbolizes bad luck.
Such a fate is destined to bleed, either you die or he dies.
This kind of people are more likely to encounter major disasters. Not only are they born with poor physical condition, they may also die unexpectedly. ”
Fuck me!
Luo Hao thought I asked you to scare Lao Meng’s ex-wife, but I didn’t let you curse Lao Meng.
"In Northeastern dialect, people who have good fortune at any time are not only good for themselves, but also for those around them."
"After I finished speaking, Lao Meng's ex-wife began to make comparisons, and finally thought that all the unlucky things "It's all because of Lao Meng."
"Then what? Did you tell her that the reason for the trouble after the divorce was because she still came to see Lao Meng?"
Chen Yong nodded.
Luo Hao sighed. Although the matter was resolved, he still felt a little panicked.
However, after careful review, Chen Yong actually exceeded the task limit without causing too much trouble, and even stunned Meng Liangren's ex-wife.
He is indeed a talent. Chen Yong has done nothing in these years, not just because of his looks.
“You see, after saying this, Lao Meng’s ex-wife has no idea.” Chen Yong said with a smile, “I asked Lao Meng, he doesn’t care, as long as his ex-wife doesn’t come to him anymore, what can I say? All right."
"What about next?"
"Conquer the demons and then you will come."
"What does Taoist Master Qi want?" Luo Hao asked seriously.
When you ask someone to do something, always ask them what they want. Luo Hao also didn't know until early in the morning that Chen Yong had found foreign aid, otherwise this matter would have been handled beforehand.
"Not to mention, Taoist Master Qi really has a request." Chen Yong also said seriously, "At the end of the Liberation War, a Taoist lineage went to the island. More than ten years ago, a Taoist friend graduated from the medical school , but he did not become a doctor, but went home to inherit his ancestral business and became a Taoist priest."
"If you can see the disease, you can see it. Let the patient go to such and such a hospital to find so-and-so, and there are countless people alive. The merits are immeasurable.”
“……”
Luo Hao highly doubted that the merit Chen Yong mentioned was not an adjective, but something real and quantifiable.
It exists like experience points in your own system.
“That’s it?” Luo Hao didn’t quite believe it.
"The main reason is that I dare not travel around the world recently." Chen Yong sighed, "Didn't I tell you something some time ago, a Taoist priest traveled around the world, doing good deeds, accumulating virtue, and understanding the way of heaven."
"Later, when I returned home, I found that the Taoist temple had become...forget it, it was just a dove occupying a magpie's nest, and there was no way to deal with it."
"So, waiting at home is more reliable? But I don't see anyone here."
"There are six or seven villages and a dozen natural villages near here, and the rest are lonely and widowed "Old man or something." Chen Yong said, "It's not a lot of merit, but it's not a lot. This is Taoist Master Qi's request." "Luo Hao let out a sigh of relief. It would be best if the matter could be solved like this.
Lao Meng, who has a destiny of "good luck and prosperity", seems to be very happy too.
Luo Hao went to Taoist Qi to express his gratitude.
However, Luo Hao felt that Chen Yong's identity was not that simple in Taoist Priest Qi's words and deeds. At least Taoist Priest Qi was very polite when he mentioned him.
Get in the car and go back to the hospital.
"Luo Hao, there is news on the EEG side!" Chen Yong said with his cell phone, "Your diagnosis is correct. Lao Meng's former brother-in-law does have epilepsy."
Meng Liangren was speechless. He never expected that his ex-wife and her family were not just pretending, but were really "sick in the brain."
“Any other contact?”
"Of course, I asked him to find a neurology department. If that doesn't work, you can contact Xie Xie. Xie Xie's neurology department is number one in the country, I remember correctly."
......
Afternoon, Before leaving get off work.
Zhuang Yan ran to the medical office and told Feng Zixuan what happened today.
“Uncle Feng, is it really okay to do this?”
(End of this chapter)