Chapter 295 Tiger in the Septic Tank
"Brother, bless you." Dong Feifei came to the laboratory, bowed first as usual, and muttered something.
This has become a habit and has become a part of the ritual before doing experiments.
Dong Feifei finished her bow with a sense of ceremony, took out a can of Wangzai and placed it in front of Luo Hao's photo.
“Brother, bless those who are experimenting prosperously!”
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Luo Hao is indeed very prosperous.
I have performed 7 surgeries in my group. After I left the stage, I went to the radiotherapy department to perform 12 seed implant surgeries.
Luo Hao didn't care which department the patient was in, so Yang Jinghe took advantage of the "loophole".
After a day of surgery, Luo Hao was still somewhat tired even though his body had been digitally enhanced.
"Ronaldo, my surgery was done well." Yang Jinghe said proudly.
It is difficult for him to improve his skills at this age, but Yang Jinghe is not convinced. The surgery was perfected under Luo Hao's guidance. No wonder he is proud of it.
"Well, it is indeed amazing. Director Yang, you started learning from scratch and mastered it quickly. Your hands-on ability is really strong." Luo Hao praised him without hesitation.
Yang Jinghe watched Luo Hao change clothes, her eyes a little straight.
I learn quickly on my own, this is one of them. The most important thing is that Luo Hao doesn't hide his secrets at all.
After starting to "learn" about particle implantation surgery, Luo Hao did not perform any of the 45 surgeries from beginning to end.
Luo Hao explained the purpose of each operation clearly, especially when designing the surgical path before surgery.
Sometimes Yang Jinghe wondered if Luo Hao had set a trap for herself.
But recently Yang Jinghe doesn’t think so anymore.
Lan Ke asked Luo Hao to attend the World Interventional Science Annual Conference, and the demonstration surgery spread like wildfire.
Even when Lanke presented a letter of recommendation from a foreign academician of the National Academy of Sciences, Luo Hao refused without hesitation.
People don’t care because the piece of meat is too small, that’s what Yang Jinghe thinks now.
So his relationship with Luo Hao took another step forward. Yang Jinghe had to refer to Luo Hao's opinions on many matters, and even strongly asked Luo Hao to participate in the ward rounds of the radiotherapy department.
It’s just that Luo Hao didn’t agree.
"Ronald, you can come to tomorrow's ward rounds no matter what." Yang Jinghe invited again with a tough attitude.
"It's not necessary." Luo Hao refused.
“You often see patients after surgery, and I don’t even know the key points. Tomorrow morning, you will come and conduct ward rounds, and I will learn from you.”
“Surgery is surgery; Post-care and symptomatic treatment are also very important.”
Luo Hao refused again and again, and finally Yang Jinghe was a little impatient, so Luo Hao reluctantly agreed.
After getting Luo Hao's promise, Yang Jinghe said happily, "I have something else to ask of you."
"Don't beg, if you have anything to do, just tell me, Director Yang."
< br>"My friend's second child has pectus excavatum. Director Xu of the Chest Department can do it, but you can't do it."
Bathing Xu?
Luo Hao smiled when he thought of this joke.
"Contact Xiehe for me." Yang Jinghe said directly.
"If I can't go to Xiehe, I'll ask Director Gu to help contact the Second Hospital of Dongguang Province."
"What the hell?!" Yang Jinghe was surprised.
If you don’t go to Xiehe, you can go to 912. It’s a hospital of the same level, so it doesn’t matter.
Ke Luo Hao actually reached Dongguang with one pole.
And it’s not Nanfang Hospital, but the Second Provincial People’s Hospital.
Yang Jinghe's face suddenly dropped, and she looked at Luo Hao with disdain, "Little Luo, brother, have I offended you? You are so far apart, you are not sincere at all."
< br>He asked directly without being careless at all.
"No, isn't it pectus excavatum?" Luo Hao knew what was going on and smiled slightly, "You are poisoned by eating fungi, where are you going?"
"Nanyun."
"Yes, they are said to be able to treat them with medicine based on the hallucinations they see. What medicine is used when you see a villain, what medicine is used when you see a dog standing up and talking, these are all clinically proven."
"Dongguang Is there a lot of pectus excavatum?" Yang Jinghe was confused.
Luo Hao said it seriously and didn't look like he was joking.
"Director Yang, let me ask you a question."
"You tell me."
"How many branches are there in the chest department?" Luo Hao asked seriously.
"Both, broad-minded and broad-minded." Yang Jinghe answered the idiot question of Luo Hao, a "idiot".
Everyone who has just come to the hospital knows that the thoracic department is divided into two departments, also called cardiothoracic surgery.
"No, there are three now. There is another one, called chest wall surgery."
"Huh?" Yang Jinghe was startled.
"It's a long story, let me tell you briefly."
Luo Hao was not in a hurry. He had a day of surgery. Although he was not in a [flow] state, he was still a little tired, so he just happened to talk. , restore your physical strength.
"There is a department over there called Chest Wall Surgery. Director Wang graduated from the Military Medical University and finally got a doctorate at Yamanaka University. He started his career 14 years ago."
"Oh, 14 Years later~" Yang Jinghe smiled.
After that, interventional surgeries in circulatory medicine suddenly emerged, using minimally invasive techniques to perform all simple heart surgeries, defeating cardiac surgeries across the country.
Only hospitals at the level of the First Hospital of Medical University still have a cardiac surgery department, which can provide food.
But only those in cardiac surgery know whether they can eat enough. It seemed normal to change careers at that time.
"At that time, a cardiac surgery team was parachuted in, a team poached from Gaozhou."
These were all excuses, Yang Jinghe knew very well.
It’s just to make your resume look prettier later on. If you take it seriously, then you really should take it seriously.
Besides, if the director of a large tertiary hospital can be ignored by the entire airborne team, his ability is too weak.
Whether it is clinical skills or interpersonal relationships, they are all weak. It is impossible for something similar to happen to me.
However, Yang Jinghe did not refute Luo Hao, but listened quietly.
"Director Wang was transferred to the general breast surgery department in 2014. You know, Lao Yang, that one person can perform the surgery with a single laparoscopy in the thoracic department. All he needs to do is ask the instrument nurse to hold the mirror. Director Wang is a little bit Worried, his chest was still wide open, so he began to think about the future. "
"How old was he at that time? "
"I'm over 40, and I belong to the group of people who were optimized at the age of 35." Luo Hao said with a smile.
"Director Wang also realized that if he learned laparoscopy from scratch, he might not be able to do it... It's not impossible, he definitely wouldn't be able to do it in several affiliated hospitals of Southern Medical University, and there are other top tertiary hospitals."
“So he found another way and started with pectus excavatum.”
“!!!” Yang Jinghe was surprised.
It is human nature to change careers and find a niche track.
But changing the track is not something you can do just by changing your mind. It also requires chance and breakthrough innovation.
But it is not easy to innovate in today’s medical industry.
In particular, this director graduated from the Military Medical University and received a Ph.D. from Yamanaka University. He has been a cardiothoracic director for so many years and is still being ignored. I guess his technical ability is limited.
But the angle he found was really good. The more Yang Jinghe thought about it, the more he admired it.
Chest wall surgery may sound like a branch of surgery, but in fact, the big guys don’t even bother to look at this area, and it’s like losing even if you take one look at it.
It’s not even trivial, but it’s enough to support a department with patients from all over the country.
“The most popular field of thoracic surgery is diseases within the lungs, esophagus, mediastinum and other chest cavities. Few doctors pay attention to pectus excavatum. If there is less attention, there will be fewer competitors.”
“ No one has studied the incidence rate, but if you calculate it as a median, the total number is quite a lot, so Director Wang focuses on pectus excavatum."
Yang Jing. and fell silent.
He is also a director in his forties and knows how difficult it is to start from scratch.
Not to mention being ignored by the space team and facing countless pressures, how are you doing? With Ronaldinho's cooperation and guidance, I also endured tremendous pressure.
“Heart surgeons have obvious advantages in performing pectus excavatum surgery: the biggest risk of pectus excavatum surgery is damage to the heart, and many patients with pectus excavatum have congenital heart disease, so doctors with a foundation in cardiac surgery perform the surgery. It is more conducive to risk control."
"This is the reason Director Wang gave himself."
"The minimally invasive pectus excavatum correction surgery, also called Nuss surgery, has been completed. The director began to study and quickly proposed improvements."
Luo Hao said with a slight smile.
"Lao Yang, how long do you think it will take Director Wang to make a simple funnel chest?"
"Half an hour?"
"Six minutes and 27 seconds."
"Fuck!" Yang Jinghe was shocked by this number.
“And Director Yang not only performs surgeries quickly, but also writes papers well, giving him a head start on Nuss surgery.”
"!!!" Yang Jinghe was stunned.
This Director Wang is not simple!
"He has written a series of papers and debated and fought with Nuss surgery."
Luo Hao said with a happy smile on his face, "The king of academic battles is The director is also very good at it, I really appreciate it.”
“Is it stable?”
"Director Gu said that he would go to the south for a meeting when he has time, and come to him to study for a while."
So that's it, even Director Gu agrees, then nothing will happen, Yang Jinghe thought to herself.
"Okay, then the patient will go over there." Yang Jinghe, the clerk, made the decision directly without any doubts about the appointment.
“Tomorrow morning!”
Before leaving, Yang Jinghe reminded.
...
The next morning, Luo Hao went to work and changed clothes.
He first went around the wards, and then asked for leave from Shen Zizai.
Although he knew that Shen Zizai would definitely let him go, Luo Hao still followed the procedure to express his respect for Shen Zizai.
This kind of respect comes from the heart, all the time.
"Let's go, I'll go with you."
Luo Hao didn't expect Shen Zizai to be so interested.
He looked at Shen Zizai, dumbfounded.
"Look at the excitement, I promise not to say a word." Shen Zizai laughed.
Luo Hao did not refuse and had no choice but to take Shen Zizai to the radiotherapy department.
Zhuang Yan was so impressed that she followed him like a little tail to watch the excitement.
Seeing Shen Zizai also coming, Yang Jinghe gave him a vicious look.
"Ronald, let's start." Yang Jinghe said.
"Okay."
We are looking at the patients who were operated on yesterday, and the patients who are going to be operated on. The other patients have nothing to do with particle implantation, and Yang Jinghe is fine.
Arriving at Ward No. 3, Yang Jinghe opened the door, stepped aside, and made a gesture of invitation.
There was silence behind me. Luo Hao was stunned for a moment, but did not refuse and walked into the ward with a serious expression.
"This is yesterday's surgery patient. This morning's blood pressure was 132/78 mm Hg. Blood test was taken this morning..." Yang Jinghe began to introduce.
Generally, this work is done by the bedside doctor, holding a medical record folder, and some departments even push a medical record trolley.
Get the medical records of whichever patient you come to.
But Yang Jinghe knew everything clearly, including the test results this morning.
This man has something, Luo Hao thought.
Luo Hao was very calm, but Shen Zizai stared blankly, with mixed feelings in his heart.
Yang Jinghe, the most "fucked" and most powerful director in the hospital, consciously assumed the role of junior doctor in front of Luo Hao, and was not ashamed at all. Shen Zizai could even feel that Yang Jinghe Be proud of it.
Shen Zizai did not laugh at Yang Jinghe, but quietly thought about all the things he had done.
It seems that he is the best director, but unfortunately compared with Yang Jinghe, it seems that his attitude is not low enough.
Luo Hao was not embarrassed like ordinary young doctors when facing the bowed Yang Jing and Director Yang. He was calm and calm, as if the person introducing the patient's condition was his own Meng Liangren.
Seeing patients one after another, Luo Hao gave pertinent treatment opinions like a great director.
Not only that, Yang Jinghe’s attitude also changed during the ward rounds.
Shen Zizai noticed that at the beginning, Yang Jinghe just reported and stated an attitude. Simply put, it was just a show for Luo Hao.
After a series of Luo Hao's dialectical diagnosis, medical advice, and diagnosis and treatment, there were only three patients. Yang Jinghe took the initiative to introduce Luo Hao after going to the next ward.
Pyongyang, this name starts with it. Yang Jing and Zhiti Luo Hao are the experts of Xiehe, not mentioning the First Hospital of Medical University at all.
After checking the room, Shen Zizai knew that he had done something, but it was still far behind Yang Jing and this shameless person.
Will I have to follow Luo Hao on ward rounds in the future?
Shen Zizai was speechless.
Zhuang Yan only looked at the surface and had a great impression of Yang Jinghe. As long as someone respects her Senior Brother Luo, Zhuang Yan feels that he is a good person.
"Senior Brother Luo, Director Yang is such a nice person!"
On the way back to the ward, Zhuang Yan praised him. Shen Zizai was startled when he heard what Zhuang Yan said.
Could it be said that Lao Yang is a drunkard who doesn’t care about drinking?
"Haha." Luo Hao smiled lightly.
“I have never seen a director be so attentive to learning technology, and Director Yang respects you very much, senior brother, unlike other directors who always treat you as a young man.”
"It's different. Did you notice what I called Director Yang?" Luo Hao asked.
Shen Zizai's heart moved.
"What's your name, Director Yang?" Zhuang Yan thought carefully.
"Yes, it's one floor away." Luo Hao said, "Think about the things here yourself."
"Huh? That's right, you usually call Director Shen Director. "
"Director, if we have relevant patients, we can also use the CT scan requested by Director Yang for seed implantation." Luo Hao ignored Zhuang Yan and turned to chat with Shen Zizai.
Shen Zizai perked up.
"Director Yang's side..."
As Luo Hao was talking, his cell phone rang.
When the phone was connected, a rushing voice came from the other side.
Shen Zizai pricked up his ears, but didn't listen too carefully.
"Whose idea?" Luo Hao asked with a straight face.
The other person on the phone continued to talk anxiously.
"Okay, I understand, let's go."
The usually gentle expression completely disappeared from Luo Hao's face, leaving only an unhappy face.
Shen Zizai even felt that the light on Luo Hao's body was gone, and his whole person was shrouded in a layer of black mist.
"Ronald, what's wrong? Are you forced to go to the United States by the hospital?" Shen Zizai asked cautiously.
According to his previous assumptions, he would never get involved in this kind of thing.
But Luo Hao calls himself "director", does he have to take some responsibility? Shen Zizai felt a little uneasy.
“No, it’s a call from the Forestry Bureau.”
“Forestry Bureau? What’s going on?”
“There is a wild Siberian tiger swimming in the septic tank I haven't dared to use the anesthesia gun even after taking a bath, for fear of drowning. "Every day, nothing happens!" Luo Hao frowned, with a look of reluctance.
Fuck me!
Wild Siberian tiger, septic tank.
What does it do? Are all Siberian tigers today this tiger?
Why go to the septic tank when there are hot springs nearby when you can take a bath?
Shen Zizai was also stunned. No wonder Ronaldinho's temperament changed. It turned out to be like this.
When it came to the septic tank, Shen Zizai had no idea. Ordinary people would not have the chance to go there. He just thought it would be interesting for Luo Hao to finally be deflated.
"Director, I'm going to go there." Luo Hao asked for leave with a dark face.
"It's not dangerous." Shen Zizai said in concern while holding back a smile.
"Yes." Luo Hao pursed his lips and said viciously, "It is very likely that he will be dumped in shit."
"!!!"
Zhuang Yan originally I wanted to go along and see the excitement, but when I heard Luo Hao said something so dirty, I immediately gave up the idea.
Siberian tigers are plentiful in zoos and are not rare.
Not far from the First Hospital of the Medical University is the Siberian Tiger Park. You can take a look around, but there is no need to see the Siberian tiger wandering around in a septic tank.
If you really lose your shit, I'm afraid it will leave a lifelong psychological shadow.
This is not the same as removing feces during surgery.
"Senior Brother Luo, take care." Zhuang Yan ran away without looking back.
It was as if Luo Hao had the smell of a septic tank all over his body. If he left even one minute late, he would still smell it.
Shen Zizai suppressed his laughter and patted Luo Hao's shoulder hard.
"I'm going, director."
Seeing Luo Hao's attitude of despising death, Shen Zizai laughed out loud, "Hahaha, Ronaldinho, hahaha."
< br>“They are also afraid that the wild Siberian tiger will hurt people, and they also say that it can swim?”
"Yes, it's floating inside. It must have been pickled. There's no way I can take this Siberian tiger." Luo Hao said fiercely.
Shen Zizai has never seen Luo Hao's attitude be so bad.
Yes, Luo Hao just has a kind attitude towards patients. No matter how the patients are, Luo Hao always smiles.
But now we are facing a Siberian tiger wandering in the septic tank.
Luo Hao said goodbye, lowering his head and saying nothing.
This task is a hundred times more difficult and disgusting than any previous tasks.
If it weren’t for the fear that wild Siberian tigers would come out of the septic tank and directly hurt people, Luo Hao would not be willing to take this bad job.
Dude, aren’t there enough creeks in the mountains for you to play in? You have to go to the septic tank!
The more Luo Hao thought about it, the angrier he became. After getting in the car, he shifted into neutral and stepped on the accelerator.
“Buzz~~~” Sign 307 roared like a wild beast.
"Luo Hao, wait!" Chen Yong suddenly ran down in a hurry.
"Huh?" Luo Hao calmed himself down and tried not to think about the smell of the septic tank.
“I heard that there is a wild Siberian tiger swimming in the septic tank?” Chen Yong tried hard to hide his smile to avoid overstimulating Luo Hao.
"Yes, what's the matter? Let's go, I'll take you with me." Luo Hao suddenly opened the car door and grabbed Chen Yong's arm.
“No, no, no~”
"To control the beasts, the Siberian tiger is the king of beasts and is easier to use than bamboo!" Luo Hao suggested.
"I'm here to deliver a book to you." Chen Yong quickly refused, stopped reading Luo Hao's jokes, and explained his purpose.
Luo Hao's hands grabbed his arm like pliers, and Chen Yong felt as if he was being taken to soak in a septic tank.
“Book?”
“Beast Control!”
"Didn't you say you need to have a foundation?" Luo Hao asked doubtfully.
"Yes, but you are different. I will give the bamboo to you if I say it. I didn't understand. I asked Bai Dicheng, but he didn't understand either. He said that you might have a talent for cultivation, so I thought about it. Let me give you a try.”
Chen Yong’s unreliable appearance made Luo Hao tempted to take him with him.
Raising tigers is a little cheaper than raising giant pandas, but tigers have strong fighting capabilities. Although it is not used in China, its combat effectiveness is very strong!
And also soak the septic tank.
"Here you go, read the book once." Chen Yong took out the book from his arms and stuffed it into Luo Hao's hand. He struggled to break free from Luo Hao's hand and ran away without looking back.
The debuff of the septic tank is too powerful, and Chen Yong is in a state where he does not want to contact it.
Luo Hao had no objection, because the system prompt sounded the moment the book was handed into his hand.
But the system seems to be down, and it keeps ringing "ding dong~" and "ding dong~".
Looking at the system panel in the upper right corner of the field of view, the system is running at high speed, spinning in circles, but no results are produced.
Luo Hao was also helpless. The system was sick and he kept giving himself bad luck charms, but he didn't know what they were for.
If Han Guangyun comes to tease him again, maybe give him a shot.
After taking a look at "The Art of Controlling Beasts", Luo Hao flipped through it. They were all small seal characters. He could read them, but it was difficult. He had to read them word by word, and he couldn't read them at a glance.
Drive and go straight to the septic tank plant near Songbei District and Heida Highway.
Luo Hao looked at the system panel while driving.
The system has been analyzing the "Beast Control Art" and has not yet produced the results.
Luo Hao has long believed that Chen Yong can control beasts. Now that he has been stamped and certified by the system, he will definitely have no place to run.
I just don’t know if I can learn it.
Contacting the other side, Luo Hao knew that he was ready to start pumping the septic tank, and the anesthesia gun was ready. As long as the septic tank was pumped out, the other side would still be wandering in the septic tank. The Siberian tiger had to be hit a few times.
Then clean it and send it back to the mountains.
As for whether it will go to Siberia or stay in the Xing'an Mountains in the future, no one can control it.
Pumping septic tanks requires extremely high costs, so relevant people thought of Luo Hao.
And it takes time to pump out the waste water in the septic tank. If the dirty guy comes up unhappy and hurts someone by surprise, it won't be fun.
Because of this, Luo Hao had to drive over to have a look even though he was unwilling to do so.
Don’t really hurt anyone.
It is said that Tyson raised a tiger after leaving the ring. He raised the tiger from a young tiger and kept many photos.
Later, when Tyson was playing with his adult "pet", he was pinned to the ground by a tiger.
He who is as strong as Tyson does not dare to move, he can only persuade with gentle words and play the emotional card.
It is said that Tyson felt death coming for the first time at that time.
This is still a "domestic" tiger. It is not that wild. It only relies on a little bit of instinct, and it was caused by playing with its owner.
Wild Siberian tiger...
Luo Hao's head turned into two.
(End of this chapter)