Chapter 296 Backflip, begging for adoption
When they arrived at the septic tank plant, a staff member picked up Luo Hao with a sad face.
Not only Luo Hao was unhappy, but all the staff he came into contact with were also unhappy.
The Siberian tiger is dangerous enough. It is covered in feces, and the danger level is ×10.
"What exactly happened?" Luo Hao asked about the specific situation after getting in the car.
"A wild Siberian tiger was still wandering in Siberia last year. It came back this year for some reason. When it was found, it was already in the septic tank..."
No matter how specific it is, the staff can't say clear.
Luo Hao guessed that this was probably because of the Caotai team.
After all, no one is professional enough to monitor a wild Siberian tiger to prevent it from taking a bath in a septic tank.
Damn it!
Luo Hao cursed fiercely.
“Ding dong~”
Finally, the ding dong stopped.
Luo Hao perked up and began to read the system panel carefully.
[Obtained a copy of the Beast Control Technique and learned it. 】
[There is currently one spiritual pet, and you cannot obtain more spiritual pets. Please increase the level of Beast Control. 】
[Beast language level +2. 】
【Biological affinity +3. 】
A series of words appeared in front of Luo Hao's eyes.
Bamboo should be his spiritual pet. Anyway, he was not prepared to adopt the wild Siberian tiger bathing in the septic tank as his spiritual pet. Luo Hao had no regrets about this.
The beast language level is +2, and the biological affinity is +3. This is an unexpected surprise, but it is of little use.
Luo Hao has no intention of being a breeder for the rest of his life.
Even if you are a brick, you can move it wherever it is needed, and it will definitely play a greater role in clinical practice.
I just don’t know if biological affinity counts as a human being, I guess it does.
However, Luo Hao is not prepared to be a diplomat or social butterfly, so this improvement is useful, but not significant.
Seeing that Luo Hao had not spoken for a long time, the staff thought that Luo Hao was afraid, and said with a sad face, "Professor Luo, thank you for your hard work this time."
"I am also afraid, wild Siberian tigers have a suppressive The breath may have been engraved in the DNA by the ancestors. When I saw that guy, my legs felt weak. It can only be seen with a telescope."
"Don't get close, try it from a distance, it won't work. Just pump out the waste water from the septic tank, and then give it a shot to anesthetize it from a distance. No, the big guy probably weighs more than 300 kilograms. One shot is definitely not enough, but I'm afraid of hitting it if it's too much. Die..."
Luo Hao smiled, "It's okay, I'll get closer and have a look."
"..." The staff member was startled and was about to persuade him, but he stopped talking. Bian still swallowed it.
Professor Luo Haoluo is already regarded as a god in the circle.
Giant pandas, ascetic creatures, were brought back by Professor Luo every three days with pregnant wild female giant pandas.
It is said that what the principle is is written in the Qingchang paper submitted by Professor Luo. Everyone came to study and saw countless chemical formulas.
Same as the Book of Heaven.
I still need to study more. I didn’t expect that if I don’t deal with people and only deal with wild beasts, I still cannot escape the fate of studying.
The staff have countless messy things on their minds.
"Professor Luo, please pay attention to your safety."
"Well, it's out of sight. You park the car and I'll drive in by myself." Luo Hao comforted.
The staff was almost moved to tears. Professor Luo is such a good person.
He knew very well how high the force value of the 300 kilogram Siberian tiger was.
A Japanese-style car like ours can only delay the wild Siberian tiger from eating itself, and it will most likely make the wild Siberian tiger more irritable and eat faster.
Professor Luo is really considerate. Before he mentioned it, he began to protect himself thoughtfully.
Under the influence of the staff's affinity for Luo Hao +3, their favorability soared again.
From a distance, Luo Hao saw a tiger head floating in the cesspool of the septic tank. The scene was quite strange.
The wild Siberian tiger didn't think anything of it, but Luo Hao thought it enjoyed it.
"Just come here, give me the car. By the way, if it breaks down, will your employer repair it?"
"It's your employer's car. You can drive it as you like, Professor Luo. If the car breaks down, it'll be fine. Don't get into trouble." That’s it.” The staff warned seriously.
Looking at his expression, he wanted to share the joys and sorrows with Luo Hao.
"That's good."
"Professor Luo, I'll give you the headphones and intercom." The staff was a little apologetic, but after hesitating for a moment, he decided not to go.
"The snipers of the armed police are right next to you. You must pay attention to your safety."
"The armed police are called in?"
"Well, the wild Siberian tigers are too ferocious. They will appear if you are not careful. The most fearful thing is that it will become ferocious after being injured and rush into the city. "
The staff explained.
This method of handling is considered relatively professional. When a lion attacks a rabbit, it must use all its strength.
Luo Hao took over the earphones and put on the intercom, and communicated with the sniper in the distance, feeling reassured.
Luo Hao sat in the driver's seat and drove close to the wild Siberian tiger taking a bath.
There are two tigers in the Siberian Tiger Park called Big Matai and Er Matai. Luo Hao thinks that the appearance of this one in front of him can make Big Matai and Er Matai commit suicide in shame.
The smell was getting bigger and stronger, and it was so spicy that Luo Hao couldn't even open his eyes.
Luo Hao didn't choose the gastrointestinal tract before, no matter how much Boss Chai persuaded him, he just didn't want to take out the stool.
I never expected that I learned the job of scooping out feces from Boss Xia.
Driving to the edge of the septic tank, Luo Hao got out of the car.
Although he did not choose gastrointestinal surgery, Luo Hao has undergone many fecal removal operations. He is not immune to this kind of environment, but he does not find it unacceptable.
Although it is a septic tank, it is an open place after all, and part of it is in the factory. That part has nothing to do with Luo Hao.
Luo Hao was not in a hurry, but looked at the wild Siberian tiger from a distance.
As Luo Hao got out of the car, the wild Siberian tiger seemed to notice something and turned his attention to Luo Hao.
Next second!
The wild Siberian tiger used all four limbs and began to "swim" at extremely fast speeds, rushing towards Luo Hao.
“Ready to shoot!”
The sniper’s voice came from the earphones.
"Wait a minute!" Luo Hao shouted.
A few red light spots fell on the wild Siberian tiger, and some people even glanced at its head out of habit. But soon, all the light spots fell on the rough and fleshy ground.
Wild Siberian tigers rushed out of the septic tank, carrying a smell that was... smelly and eye-catching.
Luo Hao never thought that the King of Beasts would have such a strong aura when he appeared on the stage, and he was so smoked that he couldn't open his eyes.
What the hell is this?
"Roar~~~"
Luo Hao roared loudly.
The wild Siberian tiger was startled, then became even happier.
Its footsteps paused slightly before it pounced.
Luo Hao saw many red spots on the body of the wild Siberian tiger and quickly "persuaded" this idiot.
Fortunately, after the beast language was upgraded, the effect was obvious, and with the affinity +3, the wild Siberian tiger stopped quickly.
It swung around, and Luo Hao quickly dodged it, almost not being splashed with feces from the septic tank.
"Isn't it going to pounce?"
The sniper's voice came from the earphones.
Even a professional sniper was nervous when faced with the situation just now, Luo Hao could hear it in his voice.
"Well, it shouldn't be a big problem. Don't worry. I'll communicate with it first."
"Ouch~~~"
"Ouch~~~~~"
< br>Luo Hao and the wild Siberian tiger began to "chat".
The original voice of the captain arranging snipers disappeared from the earphones, leaving only rustling in silence.
This scene is quite strange. The wild Siberian tiger is actually chatting with Professor Luo Haolo.
But when the wild Siberian tiger tried to get close to Luo Hao several times, it aroused the snipers' nervousness.
A few minutes later.
"Where is the faucet? Have you called the fire truck? I want a big faucet."
Luo Hao said.
"There is a fire-fighting equipment connection in the factory area, but here it is still..."
"It's convenient to go anywhere. This guy stinks so much that I can't stand it. I'll wash it."
Sniper The captain began to arrange things again.
He did not expect this task to be so complicated.
Fortunately, the opponent was a wild Siberian tiger, so there was no need to hide, but the captain still optimized it according to the process.
Luo Hao followed the instructions in the earphones to the faucet, picked up the fire hydrant, adjusted the water pressure, and started giving the wild Siberian tiger a bath.
This guy has no idea how dirty he is. He is licking his face and trying to get closer to Luo Hao, begging for rua.
But every time Luo Hao refused with a cold face.
From birth to now, Luo Hao's face has never been so dark.
A few minutes later, Luo Hao finally breathed a sigh of relief.
The air is fresh and sweet with the smell of grass.
Luo Hao used to think that this was just a description. After all, there was no grass to smell after the lower gastrointestinal surgery. This was Luo Hao's blind spot.
After rinsing the wild Siberian tiger clean, Luo Hao didn't stop. He washed it for another 20 minutes. It wasn't until the wild Siberian tiger became impatient that Luo Hao stopped.
【A wild Siberian tiger invites you to become a spiritual pet. 】
A strange line of words appears on the system panel.
Luo Hao could probably understand what it meant, but he disliked it.
This wild Siberian tiger is mentally ill. Who the hell has ever seen a normal creature take a bath in a septic tank? !
Spiritual pet? Are you kidding me? Don't say there is no quota. Even if there is a quota, we must not give it to this tiger.
Compared with this Siberian tiger swimming in a septic tank, bamboo looks like an angel.
After the wild Siberian tiger shook off the water on its body, Luo Hao asked for bath liquid again.
After waving, the wild Siberian tiger rushed up with cheerful steps.
“Get ready on the 1st and 2nd!”
A nervous command voice came from the earphones.
"No, I was the one who brought it close."
Shashasha~~~
It wasn't until the wild Siberian tiger approached and Luo Hao waved again. The wild Siberian tiger sat down like a big cat that the captain's surprised voice came from the headphones, "Is it true?"
"Well, really, I'll wash it again, it's all fucking smelly," Luo Hao scolded.
Normally Luo Hao doesn't curse, but today's situation is obviously not ordinary.
The wild Siberian tiger seemed to know Luo Hao's mood and carefully retracted its sharp claws.
【A wild Siberian tiger once again invites you to become a spiritual pet. 】
Luo Hao received an invitation again.
If it weren’t for the systematic determination of [Beast Taming Jue], Luo Hao would definitely suspect that a wild Siberian tiger wanted to take him as its spiritual pet.
Click, reject.
The wild Siberian tiger was a little disappointed and howled.
"Shut up!" Luo Hao scolded.
The wild Siberian tiger closed his mouth and looked at Luo Hao pitifully.
“Don’t you know how stinky you are?” Luo Hao began to apply shower gel on the wild Siberian tiger.
Brush brush brush.
"Septic tank, you said it's warm there. I admit that summer in the Northeast failed this year, but I can't go there."
"How old are you, you still don't know how to clean it." "There are too many bacteria in the septic tank. An infection can kill you."
Luo Hao was nagging while washing the wild Siberian tiger carefully.
The so-called pickled taste is just a joke. This dog is relatively healthy and not easily infected with E. coli or the like.
After struggling for more than an hour, a "brand new" wild Siberian tiger appeared in front of Luo Hao.
Luo Hao stretched out his hand, wiped it on his clothes, and sat down.
He took out a cigarette from his pocket, flicked his wrist, and a cigarette flew out.
Luo Hao bit his cigarette and narrowed his eyes.
【A wild Siberian tiger invites you to become a spiritual pet. 】
The wild Siberian tiger sent an invitation again.
It can’t wait.
Acting cute in front of Luo Hao like a little wild cat.
Even wild Siberian tigers began to prepare for backflips to please Luo Hao.
Far away.
“Is that a wild Siberian tiger?” a staff member asked in surprise.
He was talking more to himself.
"Look at the general grid! There is a locator on it, it must be the wild Siberian tiger No. 3. The pedigree is..."
"I remember it was very fierce, and I couldn't even get close to it. Ahhhh, it Why did he start doing a backflip!"
"Holy shit, he really did a backflip!"
The wild Siberian tiger turned into a big cat and started to please Luo Hao.
In the distance, Luo Hao was sitting there with a cigarette in his mouth, as if he was talking to the wild Siberian tiger.
This has broken everyone's outlook.
The voices of the staff’s shattered views kept ringing in their ears and became one.
Luo Hao didn’t know what they were talking about, so he just clicked to deny.
"I'm sorry, I already have a spiritual pet." Facing the 300 kilogram behemoth, Luo Hao still gave this wild Siberian tiger enough respect, although he had a favorable opinion of +3.
The main reason is that this guy smells like shower gel, not a septic tank. Luo Hao can also communicate with it calmly.
"The spiritual pet is a giant panda that you have never seen before. You can meet him when you have time." Luo Hao raised his hand and rubbed the wild Siberian tiger's head.
It was obviously a little regretful, even a little sad, and buried its head at Luo Hao's feet, making its last effort.
Luo Hao suddenly felt something in his heart when he saw the big cat weighing more than 300 kilograms acting coquettishly.
The tail of a wild Siberian tiger sways like a steel bar.
“Bang~”
A stone was smashed by the tail of a wild Siberian tiger, causing dust to fly everywhere.
"Wait a moment."
Luo Hao took out his mobile phone and called Chen Yong.
"Luo Hao, you don't smell like a septic tank." Chen Yong gloated.
"I'm very well. The wild Siberian tiger has been begging to be a spiritual pet. Do you want it?"
"Go away! I bring a wild Siberian tiger to work? Do I need any merit?" Chen Yong refused directly and even cursed.
"Oh, forget it."
"Wait a minute, I'll ask Bai Dicheng."
It seems okay, Luo Hao can't speak when he thinks about that , Bai Dicheng was regarded as a spy when he came down from the mountain.
That guy has to sing Happy Birthday even when he washes his hands. No wonder he is taken as a spy. It’s really not normal at all.
Soon, Chen Yong called.
"No, Bai Dicheng said that he is going to travel in the south and cannot adopt him for the time being. When he comes back, we can give it a try. His power is about to cross the border, and after crossing the border, he will definitely..."
< br>"Forget it."
Luo Hao hung up the phone, sighed, and began to explain the dangers of septic tanks to wild Siberian tigers in a fatherly manner.
Seriously exceeding the standard of E. coli and other bacterial groups, as long as there is a wound on a wild Siberian tiger, big problems may occur.
Luo Hao was chatting while holding the wild Siberian tiger, warning it to stay away from septic tanks in the future.
After more than 10 minutes, the wild Siberian tiger seemed to know that Luo Hao would not accept him, and sighed pitifully.
"There is really no way. I can only have one spiritual pet. You are late." Luo Hao comforted.
The wild Siberian tiger looked at Luo Hao with its small eyes.
“Ding Dong~”
[Acquire active skills to hide. 】
Huh? Is this a benefit that wild Siberian tigers give themselves?
Luo Hao was startled.
The concealment is easy to understand. The patterns on the wild Siberian tiger are somewhat similar to the colors of the deep mountains and old forests. Of course, it stands at the top of the biological chain, and is no match for thick-skinned guys like wild boars, so it doesn't need to hide most of the time.
Before Luo Hao could finish thinking, the system prompt sounded again.
"Ding dong~"
[Obtain the active skill - Vision from the wild Siberian tiger. 】
“???”
What?
Luo Hao looked at the system panel and saw that it was indeed [Vision], an active skill.
Vision?
Is it related to wild Siberian tigers?
There are small words explaining the skills below. This is a rare benefit of the system. Luo Hao read it carefully.
【Felines are generally able to emit low sounds of 35~20Hz, which often help kittens' bone development or wound healing, have an effect on the human spirit, and can help with sleep. 】
This must be a kitten snoring, Luo Hao thought.
[Although tigers are also feline creatures, they can only emit sounds with a frequency of about 18Hz, which is equivalent to the vibration frequency of human eyeballs.
Long-term exposure will cause visual hallucinations and other phenomena, which is called "ghost frequency". 】
! ! !
Luo Hao was dumbfounded after reading it. He didn't know if the system was joking.
One more useless skill.
Visual hallucination, should I use it during surgery?
Stop talking nonsense.
How could I use such a harmful skill when it was not enough to beg assistants, nurses, and anesthesiologists to concentrate.
Before Luo Hao could finish thinking about it, the wild Siberian tiger stood up, rubbed his head gently against Luo Hao, and turned around to leave in frustration.
The thick flesh pads on the soles of its feet fell to the ground without making a sound, like an assassin from the abyss.
It's just that this assassin has t defense and top dps attack, and he is worthy of being the king at the top of the food chain.
If I could replenish my own blood...
Luo Hao thought and grinned.
He put away his cigarette, stood up and led the wild Siberian tiger towards the vehicle.
There is an iron cage on the car, made of welded steel bars as thick as a finger.
The wild Siberian tiger was somewhat resistant and roared with hostility.
"Hey, hey, is the leader here?"
"I am, Professor Luo, please speak."
"We want to release it into the forest, not trick it into it. , and then do the experiment."
The person on the other side of the intercom was dumbfounded, "Professor Luo, there is no experiment to do, you have watched too many movies."
Although the other person ridiculed him, Luo Hao didn't care.
Don’t put a big cat in a cage, you will end up tricking it yourself. Luo Hao didn't know what to do in such a bloody plot.
There is a high probability that I will call Boss Xia and use the favor that Boss Xia gave me last time by pretending to be stupid and allowing me to participate in the giant panda wild project.
It’s okay if it’s not.
All things have spirits, and Bamboo is still angry with Dad Liu.
Luo Hao rubbed the wild Siberian tiger's head and told it facts and reason.
The wild Siberian tiger gave Luo Hao face and walked into the iron cage reluctantly.
When it was about to enter, it raised its paw and slapped it hard on the steel bar as thick as a finger.
The steel bars are bent like noodles, or half-cooked noodles. They are not broken directly, but twisted into an exaggerated arc.
Luo Hao remembered the video of the legendary Queen Ma Qili single-handedly swiping a 4-meter-long elite crocodile.
There is also a video of a wild tiger killing an 800 kilogram white-legged bison, the world's largest, in four seconds.
Ferocious, indeed fierce.
It’s not a big problem to be willing to take a bath in a septic tank, just be honest.
After the wild Siberian tiger gave Luo Hao two backflips and asked for adoption, Luo Hao felt that even taking a bath in a septic tank was not a big problem.
Man, haha.
Luo Hao just didn't know the use of adopting a wild Siberian tiger as his spiritual pet.
Not the same as giant pandas.
Geng Qiang can allow himself to take bamboo to Central Street, but he will never allow a wild Siberian tiger to appear on Central Street.
Forget it.
Luo Hao felt a little regretful and followed the wild Siberian tiger into the cage.
This move greatly increased the wild Siberian tiger's favor, and it obediently lay down at Luo Hao's feet, letting Luo Hao do whatever he wanted.
......
After struggling until night, Luo Hao drove back to the city.
The wild Siberian tiger's unwillingness to leave gave Luo Hao the impulse to give it a name several times.
But Luo Hao finally held back.
With a name, there are bonds, concerns, spirituality, and cause and effect.
I am just an ordinary human being, not so capable.
Now that he can’t even finish the experiments, and he hasn’t taken all the three greens yet, how can Luo Hao have so much energy.
Luo Hao did not go home directly, but went to Ha Dong to see Wang Jiani.
Daddy Liu is not here, and the new wild female giant panda is not in a stable mood. Wang Jiani has been living in Haha recently, and there is some trouble. She came out to comfort the wild female giant panda.
...
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"Isn't it still possible?" Han Guangyun held a cup of coffee in his hand, took a sip, and stared at Luo Hao's life on the computer.
As long as we are human, we will have weaknesses and weaknesses.
Han Guangyun doesn’t want to cause too much trouble in China.
You have to be measured in what you do, otherwise the price you pay will be unbearable.
Han Guangyun despised the actions of that group of people. After repeated invitations were rejected, he brought a dump truck to China to cause car accidents.
How much did it cost in the end?
Only the damn fleet commander knows.
Recently, more and more captains have been punished for "having no confidence in themselves", and it must be said that it is related to the increasingly frequent assassinations in those years.
It's great to be in the United States, but it has thrown out nuclear bomb-level weapons - foreign academicians of the National Academy of Sciences.
Luo Hao remained unmoved.
What is his weakness?
Han Guangyun thought quietly.
Wild research on giant pandas? Han Guangyun clicked on the video and saw Zhuzi playing with Luo Hao obediently.
The light in Luo Hao's eyes was somewhat doting.
He likes this.
Han Guangyun’s mind moved.
(End of this chapter)