Chapter 314 The Fickle Man
“You don’t know it yourself, I think you might be dressed as a Baptist.”
Sure enough, it’s just like Shen Zizai thought. , Luo Hao began to "show off".
"Yes, yes." The aunt replied blankly.
She never thought she would hear such familiar words in the hospital.
Since she couldn't answer, she nodded subconsciously.
"Baptists oppose infant baptism and insist on adult baptism. Have you been baptized?"
"Yes, yes!" The aunt replied excitedly, as if she had met a close friend. .
“Oh, BAPTISTS, what do you think?”
“What?”
"BAPTISTS, don't you know?" Luo Hao asked doubtfully.
What are BAPTISTS? Shen Zizai was stunned.
Actually, he really likes watching Luo Hao show off. As long as he doesn't want to show off his face, Shen Zizai is happy to see it happen.
Even Luo Hao occasionally showed off his face, which Shen Zizai found acceptable.
“I don’t know, young man, I see you...”
"Auntie, please be serious. As a member of the Baptist Church, you don't know BAPTISTS?" Luo Hao said seriously, like a teacher lecturing a student.
“…”
“Your teachings can be expressed in eight short English sentences, and the letters at the beginning of each sentence spell out BAPTISTS.”
“For example Biblicalauthority..."
"Forget it, you don't understand even after I tell you."
"!!!"
Shen Zizai walked to the door. He was afraid that Luo Hao would directly confront the anxious person and cause uncontrollable consequences.
But Shen Zizai immediately saw a few confused aunts.
The piety on their faces was gone and they were full of shame.
It seems that they are planning to go back and refresh their knowledge, otherwise they will be asked how ugly they are.
As for Shen Zizai's fear of becoming angry, it didn't happen.
“One more question.” Luo Hao smiled, the smile on his face was full of sunshine.
Just.
Shen Zizai felt that the sunshine in Luo Hao's smile became thicker and calmer.
“Huh? We haven’t learned English.”
"Not talking about Biblical authority just now, are you a Martin Luther Reformist? Or a Fundamentalist Baptist, or a Reformed Baptist?"
"???"
< br>"???"
"???"
Shen Zizai seemed to see countless question marks rising above the heads of several aunts.
Just for a few eggs, being held down and questioned by Luo Hao... Shen Zizai almost stopped laughing.
What the hell!
It was like Luo Hao holding a hemostatic forceps and asking his assistant about the local anatomy during surgery.
This is the model for teaching students!
Shen Zizai understood all this and felt happy.
It is said that when Dr. Luo Hao was a doctor, he helped tutor masters and even doctoral students. Looking at his current behavior, it turns out to be true!
This question is tricky! Shen Zizi looked at the aunts with a smile.
Some people felt embarrassed and held back one word, "Change..."
Change, this is something rooted in their minds, so subconsciously the aunt made three choices one.
“Oh, Reformed Baptists, were they the Reformed churches of 1879 or the Reformed churches of 1915?”
"..."
Even Shen Zizai was stunned this time.
With so many branches, do you really think it is medicine?
What a joke.
But when Shen Zizai looked at Luo Hao's smile, he began to feel a little dazed.
Luo Hao not only showed off his aunties' face, but even showed it on his own face. What was the Reformed Baptist Church of 1879?
Shen Zizai subconsciously took out his cell phone and prepared to search online.
But before he could take action, Luo Hao continued to ask, "Auntie, have you bought the indulgence coupon?"
"Huh?!"
"Huh? ! ”
"Huh?!"
Several people traveling together said in unison.
"Oh, it seems that I have just preached and haven't reached the stage of indulgences yet." Luo Hao said thoughtfully with a smile, "Go home and sell the house, and wait to buy indulgences."< br>
“Why!”
“Why should we sell the house!”
Some people became unconvinced.
The main reason is that selling a house is quite sensitive and touches the nerves of the aunts.
“Go back a few hundred years, when Protestantism first came into existence, the priest would say that if you don’t buy indulgences, just praying is useless. Moreover, everyone has sinned deeply and must have indulgences. Our provincial capital The price of the house has dropped by about 30%, and it is difficult to sell because of the price but not the market. "
"I suggest, just a suggestion, that you... sell the house now when you get home, maybe wait until you buy the indulgence. Only then can I buy it immediately." Luo Hao joked with a smile.
Gan!
Shen Zizai could tell that Luo Hao seemed to be in a good mood and still had time to talk nonsense with his aunts.
"We... I just said it wrong, not Protestant, but Catholic."
An aunt quickly changed her tune when she heard about indulgences and that she wanted to sell her house.
Shen Zizai almost hit his head against the wall, is this okay?
“Catholics, are you Hussites? Or Adamists?”
"???"
"???"
"Paulite? Rollerite? Albigensian? Or Unitarian?"
"Borgmil Pie? Or Waldensian? "
Looking at the confused aunts, Shen Zizai lowered his head.
His acting skills were not up to par and he really couldn't help it. If he laughed at this moment, Shen Zizai was afraid that his aunts would fall out.
It would really be a fucking joke if there was a shrewd aunt sitting on the floor crying, and then saying offensive things about herself as soon as she took off her clothes.
"Auntie, you'd better go back and figure this out first." Luo Hao looked at the aunts with a smile, "It's nothing to take a few eggs from someone. If you are really deceived and sell your house to buy indulgences, But it’s too bad.”
“We are not stupid, how can we sell the house?” someone said.
"Is it harmful to put up banners in your community to expose telecommunications fraud?" Luo Hao asked an extremely sharp question.
"Senior Brother Luo, when I went home yesterday, I saw a banner hanging at the door of the community - a female owner of Building 10 was cheated of 300,000 yuan in online dating. Is this like this?" Zhuang Yan added the knife.
"Absolutely." Luo Hao smiled, "Besides, the announcement of the Oil Drainage Bill is illegal. The real orthodoxy is still Hong Xiuquan and Zhuge Liang."
"Luo Hao, That’s a legend on the Internet.” Chen Yong asked, “Why do I think it’s unreliable?”
“The 257th Pope Pius IX sent missionary Ai Joseph to move out of Ali. Let’s start a debate based on the views of Uspa.”
“These can all be found. Although I don’t know the content of the debate, it should be clear that the 257th Pope Pius IX recognized Hong Xiuquan’s identity. Wrong.”
"Why? They are sick."
"It's harmful. At that time, there were hundreds of millions of people in China, facing such a big blue ocean. At that time, I wanted to join Sichuan, and I even worshiped Zhuge Liang as my eldest brother."
< br>Luo Hao only said half a sentence.
Chen Yong raised his eyebrows, moved his mask, and wanted to curse, but the aunties were still there. Chen Yong was not interested in talking to them, so he could only hold it back.
“Auntie, if you want true faith, go to Xiguang, there is the Garden of Eden. The second son of God, this is recognized by the 257th Pope Pius IX.”
Several aunts suppressed their faces and blushed. They finally realized that Luo Hao was teasing them.
“Then what do you believe?” asked an aunt.
It seems that what follows is the lie that has been circulating on the Internet a few years ago - Chinese people have no faith.
Shen Zizai looked at Luo Hao with interest.
This question is easy to explain, but once it is explained, it requires debate.
Of course Luo Hao is not afraid, but no matter what Luo Hao says, those aunts may not be able to understand.
“The sound produced by prayer is 340 meters per second, which is one-sixth of the Dongfeng-15 land-based missile and one-eighteenth of the Dongfeng-26 land-based missile. I believe in Dongfeng.”< br>
“Go home and figure out all these things before we talk.” Luo Hao advised, “Remember, anyone who asked you to sell your house with the indulgence note is a liar, so you can call the police.”< br>
“Oh oh oh.”
Everyone said oh.
"New China was hard-won, and living standards have improved a lot in recent decades. If we can't make any contribution, then just enjoy the blessings honestly, but don't sell your house to buy indulgences!"
Luo Hao continued to chatter.
If you say anything else, the aunts may not believe it and will say something back.
But when it came to indulgences and selling the house, their expressions softened, and they probably had really heard of it.
Now they are doing okay. They are not too deceived. At most, they just take eggs to attend the lectures and make up for the number of people.
You can even work as a volunteer and sell some lip service.
Once it comes to selling a house, they will definitely not do it.
Seeing several aunts running away, Shen Zizai walked into the doctor's office with a smile.
"Luo Hao, is it true that orthodoxy is in Xiguang?" Chen Yong asked.
“Who knows, do you want to go?”
"No, what am I going to do? Speaking of which, autumn will come in a while, so I'll take a leave and go back to Qingcheng Mountain for a visit."
"Okay, let's go together then."
Luo Hao said casually.
But Luo Hao was the speaker without intention, but Chen Yong was the listener with intention.
Even though he was wearing a thick mask, he could still see that his expression had become extremely weird, and the rejection bursting out from deep in his heart was beyond words.
"Huh?" Luo Hao immediately sensed, "Did you cause trouble in Qingcheng Mountain and were kicked out?"
"No." Chen Yong denied without hesitation.
"There is Qingcheng and Emei over there, you and the female Taoist priest..."
"Shut up! Impossible! Besides, I have a girlfriend now." Chen Yong said seriously said.
"Oh." Luo Hao shrugged.
"Keep an eye on your medical team. For example, Lao Meng writes medical records all day long. When will you take Lao Meng to 912 for surgery?" Chen Yong changed the subject abruptly.
"Surgery, Lao Meng, what do you want to do?" Luo Hao asked. "Forget it." Meng Liangren reached out and wiped the sweat from his hands on his white clothes, "I feel pretty good now."
After working in the medical team for a long time, some Mr. Meng Liang dared to speak out what was in his heart.
“You’re just a chicken thief.” Chen Yong said scornfully, “If you’re afraid of eating the thread, just say you’re afraid of the thread.”
"Why don't you write medical records and let Lao Meng do the surgery." Luo Hao grasped Chen Yong's weakness.
Merits cannot be obtained by writing medical records. Chen Yong needs a lot of surgeries and treatments to accumulate merits.
"The wooden barrel principle, Lao Meng's shortcomings must be made up for." Chen Yong changed the topic again.
"Speaking of the barrel principle..." Luo Hao glanced at his system panel, and his unique luck value was so dazzling.
“When tilting the barrel, there is a fulcrum. The most important thing is how long the long board is.”
As he spoke, Luo Hao stood in front of the blackboard and drew a long sloping board.
"Well, you should have seen it in Dujiangyan when it can finally turn into a canal."
"Strong words, I really have never seen anyone more awesome than you. All kinds of secret changes "Concept, you really don't think I'm stupid," Chen Yong said.
Luo Hao turned around and saw Shen Zizai standing at the door.
"Director, what instructions do you have." Luo Hao asked.
"Oh, let's have dinner together tonight." Shen Zizai said, "I'll catch the wind for you."
"Okay, then I'll choose a hotel."
Luo Hao simply agreed, and Shen Zizai Very satisfied. If Luo Hao was still polite to him about such a trivial matter, he would be really out of touch.
"Ronald, have you studied it?" Shen Zizai asked.
"No, just say a few words to fool the aunties, don't really sell the house to buy indulgences and seek death. After jumping off the building, the pelvis will be fractured, and we will have to undergo surgery to stop the bleeding."
"..."
"It's true. It's not good to say too much. I simply think that those who don't need money are the orthodox ones. I stay away from anyone who asks for money. Yes, stay away from them."
Chen Yong shrugged, he was noncommittal about Luo Hao's attitude.
"Those aunts are just free when they have enough to eat. In other words, they are giant babies of socialism."
"..."
"Hahaha." Luo Hao didn't want to continue talking about this topic. It was pointless.
"Luo Hao, why do I think you have changed."
"Woman, you have successfully noticed my changes." Luo Hao looked at Chen Yong with disdain and joked casually.
"Really, you have never been so violent before."
Violent?
Shen Zi was startled.
Is Luo Hao violent? Not found.
"In the end, it will fall on the fist. Have you ever seen a fist as big as a sandbag?"
"Here, look at you."
Luo Hao smiled, Start looking for a hotel.
"Director, let's have hot pot."
"Okay, let's have hot pot, which restaurant you choose. I'm treating you today. I'll be angry if anyone takes it away from me." Shen Zizai said.
"Okay, don't worry, no one will grab it." Luo Hao smiled and hugged Shen Zizai's shoulders, "Director, I was so greedy outside, and I didn't even have a chance to eat when I was in the imperial capital. Today I will give you a big meal.”
Tsk.
Chen Yong watched Luo Hao and Shen Zizai go out enthusiastically and curled his lips, his face full of disdain outside the mask.
"Brother Yong, has senior brother really changed?" Zhuang Yan asked strangely.
"It feels like this, but if you ask what has changed, I can't tell you. It's a man's intuition." Chen Yong said, "It's weird. Why does it feel like Luo Hao is not as gentle as before?"
“I don’t think Professor Luo has changed.” Meng Liangren scratched his head.
“Stop scratching, you’ll be bald if you scratch again, Lao Meng. When the time comes, your hands will be oily, by the way, will Erhei’s head become swollen?”
“Oh, that’s the case. He's 35 and getting fatter every day. It's nothing to be bald." Meng Liangren lamented the passage of time, "Dr. Xiao Chen, you don't feel anything, it's because you are still young."
Zhuang Yan touched her hair, feeling a little worried.
"After I entered the department, I also gained one and a half pounds." Zhuang Yan said worriedly.
“It’s normal, this is called overwork.” Chen Yong’s mask bulged, “Our department is pretty good, but other departments, such as those with many emergency departments, will become fat even if they don’t eat.”
“Why?” Zhuang Yan asked.
“Because your body judges that you have been abused by a useless person, it needs to store a large amount of fat to cope with the crisis. Moreover, you think it is nothing in an emergency rescue, but the body judges through the secretion of hormones that it may be the last meal, and it absorbs nutrients frantically. Turn into fat.”
"!!!"
"Are you overworked? Ordinary humans like you will definitely be particularly troubled."
"Brother Yong, are you okay?" Zhuang Yan was a little envious.
"I never come into contact with any kind of things that cause adrenaline to surge and mess up my Taoist mind. My Taoism talks about wishful thinking and freedom, quietness and inaction." Chen Yong said scornfully.
Meng Liangren smiled.
That's what Chen Yong said. He didn't hide back every time he was rescued.
I guess it’s because Chen Yong’s physique is a little special and he just can’t gain weight. But overworked and fattened, the body judges that it is in danger and stores nutrients frantically...
Oh, it's really vivid.
The clinical frontline is used to seeing life and death. It is said to be a habit, but who can really get used to it.
The secretion of various hormones is chaotic, and the body should judge that it is in a dangerous state.
Meng Liangren patted his belly, feeling a little regretful.
"Really, Lao Meng." Chen Yong asked.
"I think so." Meng Liangren cleared his throat, as if making a report to the leader.
To be honest, Zhuang Yan felt that Meng Liangren looked more like a dean than her own father when he was serious.
“After working with Professor Luo, I have less things to worry about, so I am relaxed and fat, and even if I gain weight, I can’t lose it.”
"!!!" Chen Yong was stunned.
Meng Liang is so awesome, he can flatter Luo Hao from all angles?
And now that Luo Hao is not here, is he bringing his own dry food to flatter him? Or are you brainwashing yourself?
"It's true. I have a broad heart and a fat body. This makes sense." Meng Liangren said seriously, "I used to be in an infectious disease hospital. I didn't even say how much money I earned. My future was uncertain. I said every day that I was not in a hurry. , but seeing that the hospital was going to close down, I didn’t have to worry about it.”
“At that time, I pulled out my hair.”
"Come to our first hospital and work with Professor Luo. I only need to take care of the medical records, chat with the patients and their families every day, and nip problems in the bud. If something goes wrong, call Professor Luo as soon as possible and he will take the blame."
"There is really no pressure at all, and it is normal to gain weight."
Meng Liangren said with a smile, just like a leader praising the most capable person under his command.
Luo Hao was not here, and he didn’t know to whom Meng Liangren’s emotional value was provided.
“Awesome, Lao Meng!” Chen Yong praised with a thumbs up.
"I'm telling the truth. For example, I used to worry about promotion. If it were possible, who would want to be a thousand-year-old attending physician. But I really can't write papers, so I can't advance."
< br>“After coming here, I now don’t even read any papers with Chinese prefixes, and I am the first author of 6 SCI papers. Although Dr. Chen, you think my impact factor is too low, it is enough for me to be promoted to associate professor.
There are not only papers, but also scientific research. Although it is a make-up, I couldn’t even make it up in the infectious disease hospital.”
Meng Liangren was very satisfied with the situation in front of him and said happily. In a few years, I, Lao Meng, will be able to hire a professor who looks like a dog. It turns out that my colleagues in the infectious disease hospital will be envious of him.”
“Lao Meng, are you content with your life?”
"Being able to follow Professor Luo, my family's ancestral tomb is three feet high with green smoke, what else can I be dissatisfied with? This guy can't be too greedy, he is already very good." Meng Liangren said seriously.
Chen Yong heard that Meng Liangren fainted when the news of Luo Hao's "death" came. He wanted to make a joke, but the words were swallowed back.
"Lao Meng, don't have high blood fat." Chen Yong chuckled.
"Well, I'm afraid too. I have to ensure good health and work with Professor Luo for thirty years!"
"Thirty years? You should have retired early."
< br>
"Don't worry, I can postpone my retirement before I retire. I will definitely take care of my health, work healthily for thirty years, and write down my medical records." Meng Liangren said seriously.
Chen Yong looked at Meng Liangren with great interest. Sometimes Chen Yong was a little dazed and couldn't tell whether Meng Liangren was telling the truth or whether he was accustomed to flattering.
But what Meng Liangren said is true, let’s just say he told the truth.
Maybe it’s interesting for Meng Liangren to incorporate flattery into his life.
"Write medical records, Xiaozhuang, Professor Luo is back. You may be a little late coming home recently, so tell your dad." Meng Liangren warned seriously.
"Well, don't worry, Teacher Meng." Zhuang Yan replied respectfully.
Meng Liangren smiled, full of expectations.
"Xiaozhuang, how big a cake did Lao Meng draw for you, and you actually have to work overtime?" Chen Yong glanced at Zhuang Yan.
"You're not good at drawing cakes. Don't you have to go to work well? I am here to treat illnesses and save people. I write medical records well. Only then can Brother Yong and Brother Luo perform the surgery without any worries."
When Zhuang Yan said this, her eyes were shining.
It's so easy to lie, Chen Yong said with a smile, "Be careful of uterine fibroids."
"???"
"Tumors only come from good people, don't you know?"
“I don’t know, why?” Zhuang Yan was confused.
“If you deny yourself and return to etiquette, you are a good person. Is it benevolent to deny yourself and return to etiquette?” Chen Yong said, “In psychology, it is also called C-type personality.”
"Type C personality refers to a depressed personality with suppressed emotions, which is characterized by fear of competition, submissiveness, swallowing anger, and sulking personality.
C stands for Compliance, the first one who is conscientious. Letters indicate that people with this personality trait strive for perfection and are conscientious and conscientious. ..."
Just as he was talking, Luo Hao walked in.
Although he didn't hear the whole content, Luo Hao knew what Chen Yong was talking about after just hearing a few words.
"Don't make trouble." Luo Hao said seriously.
"Hey."
"I don't have a cancerous personality. Write medical records well and perform surgeries well. If anyone bullies us, we will fuck him!" Luo Hao said, "Keeping it in your heart will only treat you badly. Injuring yourself has nothing to do with doing your job."
"What about you?" Chen Yong joked.
"I did it." Luo Hao replied seriously.
Chen Yong thought of the three Kaiyuan Tongbao he threw into the air and knew that what Luo Hao said was true.
"I just like your character, your mind is not chaotic."
"It's still a little chaotic, I didn't do it thoroughly." Luo Hao replied, "I still feel not comfortable enough, so what? Come back and work hard and do scientific research. Sooner or later, I will be so angry!"
Chen Yong was stunned.
Luo Hao spoke in a calm tone, but the light and shadow of the sword flickered in his words.
A bit of murderous aura is hidden in it, but it is not triggered.
Chen Yong could clearly sense that Luo Hao was holding a fifty-meter sword in his hand, ready to kill anyone who disturbed his Taoist mind.
It has changed, it has indeed changed, this time Chen Yong can be sure.
A fickle man.
(End of this chapter)