Chapter 315: The Nobel Prize-winning treatment for hiccups
"Senior brother, are you obedient like this?" Zhuang Yan asked.
Luo Hao thought about it, "Actually, Chen Yong is right, but we are different. The medical team that will become academicians in the future cannot think about problems with this kind of thinking."
"Senior Brother , you are not short of money, you can throw knives anytime and anywhere. Others may not be able to do it, money is still important, you say," Zhuang Yan said, looking at Chen Yong.
"Don't look at me. When I pray for people, it's not about money, but also about status. No one of your father's level can even touch my door."
"Really?" Zhuang Yan felt that Chen Yong was bragging.
Luo Hao thought about it and smiled, "Really, let's go have a meal. Come back and write the medical records."
A car was arranged, and Luo Hao went to pick up Feng Zixuan.
When you come back, you must explain it to the medical director. After all, a good medical director deserves respect, and Feng Zixuan is quite worthy of respect.
In Luo Hao's heart, Feng Zixuan almost has the status of Director Ye.
This kind of respect does not come from identity and status in the traditional sense, but from Luo Hao's personal conduct.
“Hiccup~~~”
When the car door opened, Feng Zixuan did not speak, and the hiccup came first.
“Director Feng, why did you start hiccupping?”
“I don’t know, two days~~hiccup~~~I started to hiccup inexplicably two days ago, and then~~hiccup~~ It’s been like this ever since. Hiccup~~nothing is good~” Feng Zixuan said intermittently.
"Have you gone for acupuncture?" Luo Hao asked.
Feng Zixuan was sitting in the passenger seat, looking like he was not very energetic.
“Hiccup~~~”
He hiccupped first without saying anything, which made Feng Zixuan particularly distressed.
"What kind of treatment have you had?" Luo Hao asked, tilting his head.
"There is no good solution, so I just did acupuncture twice. Director of our Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine, hiccup~~hic~~~ I don't really believe it."
"How about I give it a try?" Luo Hao volunteered.
"Hiccup~~~" Feng Zixuan burped loudly and looked at Luo Hao blankly, "Hiccup~~~"
A hiccup interrupted Feng Zixuan's gaze.
"I attended Teacher Xu's class and didn't pass it. I am considered an intern. Do you want to give it a try?" Luo Hao had something to say.
"That's a hiccup." Feng Zixuan refused.
Luo Hao thought deeply and suddenly said, "I have another way."
"Hiccup~~~What way?"
"Director Feng, we are in India Remember the rectal administration?”
! Hiccup~~~”
If Feng Zixuan didn't know Luo Hao well, he would even suspect that this kid had some evil intentions towards him.
But even so, Feng Zixuan was still startled by Luo Hao, and seemed to feel better after burping.
"Huh? Ronaldinho, are you trying to scare me? Hiccup~~~ They said that burping will make you better if you scare me, but I think~~hiccup~~ I'm much better already."
This time he hiccupped twice after finishing a sentence. Feng Zixuan did feel much better.
“No, I mean there is a treatment for hiccups that is similar to rectal administration.”
"???Hiccup~~~"
"It is Dr. Francis Fismier of University Hospital in Jacksonville, Tennessee, USA, and Majed Dr. Zion Medical Center in Haifa, Israel. This method of treating hiccups proposed by Dr. Ou Dai won the Ig Nobel Prize in Medicine in 2006. "
"Hiccup~~~" Feng Zixuan's condition became worse again.
I haven’t seen him for a long time, and I thought Luo Hao was dead. After meeting, even Feng Zixuan didn’t expect to talk about this kind of issue.
And an Ig Nobel Prize in Medicine, is this really serious? Is Luo Hao kidding himself?
"It's a pretty serious technique. Director Feng, you can try it yourself."
"Hiccup~~~How to try it?" Feng Zixuan asked.
“Insert your index finger into the anus of the person who is hiccupping, and massage the rectum with slow circular movements. The frequency of hiccups will immediately slow down and stop completely within 30 seconds.”
“The principle is to stimulate the vagus nerve , it has a therapeutic effect, and we haven’t left yet. Can I try some paraffin oil?”
Luo Hao suggested.
"Okay, hiccup~~~I'll try it myself~~hiccup~" Feng Zixuan said while hiccupping.
He didn't quite believe it, but it was Luo Hao who said it. It's okay to try it yourself, but you can't let others do it.
Neither Luo Hao nor the little nurse can do it.
Feng Zixuan is shameless.
Luo Hao returned to the department and got some paraffin oil for Feng Zixuan, and found a disposal room for Feng Zixuan to try on his own.
A few minutes later, Feng Zixuan walked out of the treatment room with a strange expression.
He had a paper towel in his hand and was still wiping his hands.
"Director Feng?" Luo Hao asked tentatively.
“It’s actually better, it should be better.” Feng Zixuan looked incredulous and inexplicably stunned.
"The effect is still good, although it is funny, but..."
"I'm not talking about this, but are those two doctors, Dr. Francis Fismil and Dr. Majed O'Day, really serious? Who would think of such a weird thing? Treatment method.”
Feng Zixuan’s focus is indeed very special.
Uh~~
Luo Hao has never thought about this problem. When Feng Zixuan said this, Luo Hao was also startled.
“It’s like the first person who discovered that milk can be drunk did what he did to the cows?” Luo Hao couldn’t laugh or cry.
"It's very useful, but it's just too weird. Most people wouldn't think of going here."
"Dr. Dingxiang introduced that these two doctors cured their patients separately. If they don't study together, they are not the same." A coincidence?" Luo Hao said with a smile.
"Oh, that's it." Feng Zixuan felt much better and threw the toilet paper into the garbage bag, "Let's go and eat. Hiccups don't sound like a disease, but I haven't slept well for two or three days. ”
“Little Luo”
“Eh.”
"..." Feng Zixuan looked Luo Hao up and down and didn't speak for a long time.
"It's good. I'm back alive. From now on, I will squat in the operating room and work hard instead of running around." Luo Hao smiled, his face filled with the same smile as before.
Feng Zixuan nodded and patted Luo Hao's shoulder hard to express his emotions.
Getting in the car, Feng Zixuan didn’t hiccup along the way. He expressed his confusion about Luo Hao’s “weird” method of treating hiccups.
"Ronaldiner, there's been a lot of gossip these days."
"Oh?" Luo Hao showed interest.
Although he kept looking straight ahead, Feng Zixuan felt that Luo Hao's ears were moving. If he didn't say anything, Luo Hao would grab his collar and ask questions in the next second.
But Luo Hao seemed to be motionless.
"Actually, there are two things. The first one is quite funny. It was a student who was trained in a regular school. He went to take a bath, but he was kicked out."
"Tsk, tsk." Luo Hao was a little bit. Pity.
He probably called and asked the medical director to pick him up.
Why Luo Hao values Feng Zixuan so much is because Luo Hao knows very well that the position of Medical Director does all the chores in the hospital and is under all the pressure.
Of course, the pressure from disciplinary inspections has nothing to do with the medical office.
"That Guipei student is really awesome. He insisted that he was fine." Feng Zixuan said with emotion.
"Oh? Sweep it on the bed?" Luo Hao's expression changed.
"Well, yes." Feng Zixuan said with a smile, "The person handling the case is also a young man. He thought that the evidence was solid, so he wrote it down and detained him for seven days. After he came out, Guipei Sheng began to file a lawsuit."
"Is everyone talking about procedures like this now?" Luo Hao was a little surprised.
It shouldn’t be.
But now the distribution is based on trouble. As long as you can make trouble, are willing to make trouble, and know how to make trouble, there will definitely be benefits.
“The matter was indeed handled informally. Guipei Sheng was still a stubborn kid. In the end, the director of their branch brought the person involved to apologize, restore his reputation, and compensated another 20,000 yuan.”
"So awesome!" Luo Hao was surprised.
Normally this kind of thing should not happen, but what I heard from Feng Zixuan must be first-hand information.
But Luo Hao still didn't understand. This kind of story is similar to a fantasy.
Feng Zixuan was startled.
It was rare for him to see the gentle Luo Hao use foul language. Even if something was very irritating, Luo Hao would speak softly and slowly.
But this time Luo Hao expressed his attitude very strongly.
Compared with the mellow to slightly greasy Luo Hao before, the one in front of him is a little more smoky and emotional.
"Little Luo, do you have such a big opinion?" Feng Zixuan looked at Luo Hao with a smile.
“Well, it’s very big.” Although Luo Hao was scolding, his expression was normal. “The Polytechnic University also has a study companion system, but they are all of the same sex. They keep a distance, just to let the international students adapt to life. Look at that bullshit What the hell is this school buddy system?”
“For the sake of overall ranking, I don’t even want to lose face,” Luo Hao hit the nail on the head and started scolding.
Feng Zixuan smiled. This matter involves a lot of content, and the comprehensive ranking mentioned by Luo Hao is just one of them.
“KPI, I understand.” Feng Zixuan said.
"It has to be the University of Technology, it's amazing! A few years ago, Shuai Xian canceled the treatment for international students and treated them equally," said Luo Hao.
“Who do you think was the one who kicked the troublesome notebook out of class?”
“Professor Qi?”
"Yes." Feng Zixuan said, "Professor Qi is good. I like this guy. I heard that he has a good relationship with you." , I followed you up to the stage and helped you.”
“Professor Qi is really nice. I met you when we had dinner together. He recognized you very much after drinking, and he held my hand and praised you, saying. You are skilled in business and will be the future master of Xinglin.”
“There is always sympathy between people who work.”
Feng Zixuan sighed, Ronaldinho is good at everything, but always inadvertently. Will boast confidently.
Although what he said was true and even a little modest, it still didn't sound very pleasant to the ear.
"Professor Qi said that I would contact you if I have anything to do when you return to China. When I heard that you were gone, I felt very uncomfortable."
"Is something wrong?"
" I don’t know what it is, so I just said something casually when I saw you remember it.”
Luo Hao didn’t care, maybe it has something to do with Ye Qingqing?
Professor Qi will be Ye Qingqing's boss in the future, and he will probably have to deal with a lot of things.
"Ronald, let me tell you something serious." Feng Zixuan suddenly became serious.
"Director Feng, tell me."
"Work, you have to relax. You won the Three Youth League this year. The speed is too fast, and your body is also weak." I can’t stand it. Going too fast may not be a good thing, so you should slow down.”
Luo Hao knew that Feng Zixuan regarded him as a friend, so he said such offending words.
"I know you are very proud of yourself now, but what about life?" Feng Zixuan looked very casual, "If a tree is as beautiful as the forest, the wind will destroy it."
"Well, thank you, Feng Director." Luo Hao thanked him sincerely.
"Half of the worker ants among the ants are pretending to work, just to avoid being assigned more tasks." Feng Zixuan glanced at Luo Hao, "I know Xiao Luo, what you do is not for life, but you still have to Take some rest and calm down to think about it.”
“This world is just a grassroots team. You often say this. Ronaldinho, you are already very professional. There is no need to become the youngest academician in the country.”< br>
"If you walk too fast, you will be jealous. If someone messes with you casually, you will have to spend time to deal with it."
Feng Zixuan persuaded with serious words.
"Well, I will pay attention. I am afraid that the situation is stronger than the person..."
Luo Hao said and paused.
The situation is stronger than the person?
Feng Zixuan was slightly startled. Luo Hao didn't say the last part of the sentence. Could it be that there was some invisible force forcing Luo Hao to come forward?
Gan!
Luo Hao didn't say these words, but the effect was stronger than if he said them.
Looking out of the corner of his eye at Luo Hao, who was concentrating on driving, Feng Zixuan felt a little emotional.
Before, he wanted to persuade Professor Ronaldinho that it would be faster to take things slowly.
The main reason is that Feng Zixuan doesn't know what happened to Luo Hao in the United States, and he doesn't dare to ask.
A few words of advice is better than no advice at all. Anyway, I tried my best.
But when Luo Hao came back for a simple exchange this time, he gave Feng Zixuan an unfathomable feeling.
As for where this feeling comes from, Feng Zixuan has no idea at all.
It looks no different. Just like before, Luo Hao's smile is still sunny and bright as the spring breeze.
But Feng Zixuan always felt that Luo Hao had become countless times tougher, like a stone.
Especially the look in his eyes, as vast as the universe, there is a power buried in the deepest part that makes Feng Zixuan shudder.
Feng Zixuan first changed the topic and chatted briefly.
When we arrived at a hot pot restaurant, Shen Zizai, Chen Yong and others had already sat down. Feng Zixuan was not polite and took the main seat after giving in once.
Luo Hao and Shen Zizai sat on opposite sides.
The rules in provincial capitals are not as strict as those in southern provinces, but they are more or less fine.
Besides, it is still necessary to support Luo Hao. There is no need for too much red tape.
Feng Zixuan brought a glass of wine. As for whether everyone was drinking, he didn't care, he just chatted all over the world.
Luo Hao kept looking at Chen Yong and determined not to let him drink.
Chen Yong wanted to drink, but Luo Hao didn't discuss it at all and finally gave up.
"Director Feng, there is an AIDS outbreak in the provincial capital recently. Is this true?"
After three drinks, Shen Zizai asked.
"Yes, but it's not that evil." Feng Zixuan replied, "What legends have you heard?"
Shen Zizai just smiled but said nothing.
Feng Zixuan glanced at Zhuang Yan and laughed, "Rumors, they are all rumors. Most of the leaders of several large tertiary hospitals in the province have been infected. Isn't this nonsense?"
"Gah~" Zhuang Yan was stunned when she heard this.
She never dreamed in her life that her old man could be connected with AIDS.
"They are all rumors. I looked at the list from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, and there are none." Feng Zixuan said, "It is really a headache to talk about these nonsense. You have to be careful when performing clinical operations in the future. Although there are I have taken the blocking medicine, but I still feel uncomfortable.”
Chen Yong just eats and drinks and doesn’t care about it.
It's like Feng Zixuan didn't say anything about him.
"AIDS can be cured now, so it's pretty good. I remember there was a scene in "Lord of War" where two African beauties said, why should we worry about a disease that will be fatal in ten years."
Shen Zizai Having said this, I feel quite a bit emotional.
"Ami's biological warfare experts have researched it. At this point, I think they have fully used the anti-humanity skill point." Luo Hao said in a deep voice.
"Huh? Senior Brother Luo, are you kidding me?" Zhuang Yan was startled.
"No, there is a lot of evidence, but they don't admit it. If they slap the aircraft carrier in the face, who dares to say that they created it against humanity." Luo Hao curled his lips.
Chen Yong suddenly raised his head and looked at Luo Hao seriously.
“I have flowers on my face?”
“It feels like you have changed somewhere.” Chen Yong smiled, “But I agree with what you said. They have turned anti-humanity into The technology tree has been clicked a lot.”
“Xiao Chen, don’t talk nonsense.” Shen Zizai tapped the bone plate with his chopsticks.
I dare not speak of Luo Hao, but I dare not speak of you, Chen Yong?
"I didn't."
Having said this, Chen Yong sat up straight and looked at Shen Zizai seriously.
"Oh?"
"I was called to participate in a project after I was recognized by the Great Magician in the UK."
Everyone, including Luo Hao, Stop your chopsticks and prick up your ears.
The four words "Great Magician" are already shocking enough, but Chen Yong actually has follow-up gossip.
“But as soon as my nationality was reviewed, I was excluded.”
“What project?” Luo Hao asked.
“I don’t know, but after all, I have a lot of friends.”
A lot of friends? Luo Hao smiled, fearing that he was not a friend.
"They have been on the notebook side. I asked several times, and it seems to be related to hookworms. They are parasitic biological weapons."
"Hookworms." Luo Hao pondered.
"Chen Yong, don't talk nonsense." Shen Zizai scolded.
Chen Yong raised his eyebrows, but did not refute Shen Zizai.
"It's possible. There is research foundation in this book. There was an outbreak of some man-eating fungus some time ago. And hookworms are a bit interesting. They are probably real. I just don't know where they have studied them. ”
"Really or not?" Feng Zixuan said, "I knew that mice infected with hookworm would provoke cats crazily and would not give up until they were eaten by cats. Their temperament would change drastically, and parasites could also affect their moods."< br>
"To be precise, it should be - hookworm will first parasitize in the mouse, but the final host is the cat. It will control the mouse and make it obsessed with cat urine. If the cat preys on it, it will enter the cat's body. "
"That person likes cats very much. Is he infected with hookworm?" Zhuang Yan suddenly asked.
“???”
“???”
This train of thought spread to the horizon.
“It has nothing to do with this.” Luo Hao wiped his sweat and explained, “But how exactly hookworm controls the movement of mice is still being studied, and there is no specific conclusion yet.”
< br>Feng Zixuan said he didn’t understand.
“Tumors are just scabies to blue whales and are not important at all. Even if they get tumors, considering the weight of the blue whale, they are at most a piece of rotten meat and cannot threaten their lives at all.”< br>
“Hookworm has a greater effect on mice, but its effect on humans is mainly reflected in anemia and skin diseases. Degenerative diseases of the nervous system are very rare.”
"Furthermore, the characteristics of hookworms can be changed. To be honest, sometimes I even doubt that the lizard man hypothesis is true."
"Ronald, you are going a bit too far." Feng Zixuan laughed. .
“It’s okay, not too much, because I can’t explain some of their behaviors. For example, Yaya was abused at the Memphis Zoo. I don’t think what the domestic animal rights activists said is right. "
"The Yaya family were all short-lived giant pandas in China, and few of them lived for more than 10 years. But in Memphis, they all died in their 20s. To be honest, I am disappointed. The Memphis Zoo before 2020 was still recognized."
"But after that, Yaya was starved to the skin and bones, like a specimen. I still think they are not bad, but probably the breeders were stupid. If you are an Indian, you might just take a few bites of the leaves before going to work and then feel dizzy.”
"!!!"
"!!!"
"As for Yaya being starved like that, I don't want to think about whether they did it on purpose. If it was intentional, it would be too low. "
After Luo Hao proved his innocence, Shen Zizai remembered some of the factors that Luo Hao had mentioned and thought about what they were.
"Resident Evil, I think it is possible to create something related to it. Similar to..."
"Miaojiang Gu Technique, they can control creatures similar to hookworms." Chen Yong added.
"Do dogs also provoke humans?" Zhuang Yan asked.
“A mad dog? Is there rabies?”
Controlling hookworms? Neither Feng Zixuan nor Shen Zizai believed that what Chen Yong said was true, only Luo Hao did.
Chen Yong saw that the two seniors at the table had opinions, so he kept silent and kept eating from beginning to end.
Luo Hao is not interested in this either. Although he said before that he has no objection to A Mei, everyone knows that Luo Hao definitely thinks that side is anti-human.
There are different opinions about the epidemic a few years ago, including legends similar to those made by DePauw.
There is just no official explanation, and no one knows whether it is true or false.
Talking about hospital gossip, the atmosphere gradually became harmonious.
While chatting, there was suddenly a messy sound outside. The sound was like thunder on the ground, a sharp roar and several exclamations. Zhuang Yan immediately jumped up and went to the window to take a look.
"Arrest!" Zhuang Yan's eyes were shining with excitement.
A few people stood up and came over to watch the fun.
Two men were pulled out of the car and pushed to the ground. The naked eye could see that their captors were quick in their movements. This was not an ordinary civil fight.
Although they were all wearing plain clothes, Luo Hao could tell that it was probably the anti-narcotics police.
Just when Luo Hao thought that the anti-narcotics police had the situation under control, the car door opposite was kicked open.
The force of this kick was so great that the car door was almost kicked off and hit a plainclothes policeman who was rushing over.
The plainclothesman was knocked away, and he staggered back several steps, barely holding his hands on the ground, so as not to cause more damage.
A strong man got out of the car and ran wildly, with a knife in his hand, a cold light shining in the sunset.
“Woof~~~”
A police dog was let go and he chased after him. Behind the police dog, there were four or five people running wildly.
"Wow!" Zhuang Yan exclaimed, her face full of excitement.
Similar scenes in China are very rare. What I thought of when I saw this scene was not danger, but fun.
(End of this chapter)