Chapter 327 The giant panda who knows the art of war (Silver League 37 Unparalleled in the World plus 6 updates)
“Let’s go, let’s pet the cat!” Mr. Chai couldn’t wait.
The love for giant pandas is already at the soul level. Luo Hao even feels that when it comes to petting cats, his boss looks more than ten years younger.
"No." Although he thought so, Luo Hao still flatly refused.
Boss Chai’s face darkened.
"Boss, don't you know how old you are?" Luo Hao scolded, "Go back to the hotel, have a good sleep, and tomorrow morning we will take bamboo to find the escaped giant panda."
"You eat fungi. Damn it! I want to masturbate!" Boss Chai stared at Luo Hao unhappily.
Ke Luohao was very determined and unmoved, insisting on sending Boss Chai back to the hotel.
“Just take a look, isn’t it enough?” Boss Chai finally had no choice but to beg for mercy.
"Boss, bamboo is very good, why are you so anxious." Luo Hao was also helpless.
"Harm, I know what you're worried about." Boss Chai felt proud when he finally heard Luo Hao's tone soften.
This bitch turns out to be soft but not hard.
He hid it well in the past and didn’t even notice it himself.
"There are thousands of acres of bamboo forest and other trees in Shangfangshan Forest Park, and you have to climb mountains. You are afraid that my old arms and legs will cause trouble to you. In this way, I will take a look today, and you will go there tomorrow Go up the mountain to search, I will never follow you.”
Boss Chai made his own conditions.
Luo Hao looked at Boss Chai up and down, very seriously, as if to see if he was shaking his head.
Boss Chai worked hard to make his expression believable and natural.
"Really?"
"Really!"
Luo Hao felt funny in his heart, the more his boss lived, the more he looked like a child.
"Tomorrow, after we find the escaped giant panda, I will arrange for you to meet someone."
"Who?"
"The director of the Gusu Industrial Park will bring someone specializing in power supply. ." Boss Chai proudly offered his trump card, "You're still a little behind in the Northeast, and this extra power is enough for you to play with."
"..."
"Electricity money. , I will give it to you.”
"..."
"If you need anything else, just ask."
Boss Chai was already sure that Luo Hao would definitely take him to pet the cat.
"Boss, actually, I'm fully prepared." Luo Hao hesitated.
"No, I'll go now. After I pet the cat, I'll go back and rest. You can go up the mountain by yourself tomorrow. What's there to climb on Fangshan Mountain? There was no forest park here when I climbed Fangshan Mountain."
"It's perfect, you say it's perfect!"
"If you don't look at it today, tomorrow you will find the escaped giant panda, and then let me take a look through the cage, and you'll be fooled. Don't think I'm here for you. What do you think?"
"Okay." Luo Hao relaxed.
“Hahahaha~” Boss Chai looked up to the sky and laughed.
Luo Hao smiled and took Boss Chai into the car.
"Professor Luo, let's search the mountain all night, can your body handle it?" asked a middle-aged man wearing an executive jacket in the car.
“What?!” Boss Chai’s eyes widened, his originally yellow eyes shining brightly.
"Go and pet the cat and go back to bed quickly. This is what you just said, boss. Searching the mountain must be overnight." Luo Hao said.
“You!” Boss Chai was angry, Luo Hao was really messing with him.
"Don't worry, boss, I won't delay you from petting the cat tomorrow." Luo Hao laughed, the joke ended here, "I have prepared something fun for you."
"I want to follow." Boss Chai said seriously.
The man in the executive jacket was a little unhappy.
This side is already in trouble. He lost a giant panda, a national treasure, and asked Cheng Dong to borrow it. He didn’t know what to do if he couldn’t find it.
Professor Luo recommended by Mr. Pan has arrived, and the "Internet celebrity" giant panda Zhuzi has also been brought from Foping Base, but Professor Luo has to wait for someone.
The person wearing the executive jacket has been trampled by countless alpacas and is in a mess.
"Are you from Su Dong?" Boss Chai asked.
The man in the executive jacket suppressed the anger in his heart, tried to calm down, and said politely, "Yes, old man."
"How did that giant panda escape?" Chai the boss asked.
The car has already started driving, and the man in an executive jacket decided to respect Professor Luo. After all, Mr. Pan vowed that if Luo Hao couldn't do this, no one in the country could do it.
The person in front of me should also have a good background, although I have not studied it and have no intention of doing so.
"Old man, we are very careful. We put on three locks every day."
"I didn't ask you why you neglected your duty. I'm not your leader. I asked about the process of the giant panda's escape." Mr. Chai interrupted Executive Jacket.
The man in the executive jacket was startled.
Juqi Qi nourishes the body. Boss Chai exposed many problems in just one sentence.
“Boss, I saw Su Dong’s panda house. It has three iron doors and the cage has a lock. The lock of the cage was opened by the giant panda on its own, and then it climbed the 4-meter-high wall and crossed the three Iron gate.”
"At that time, he was discovered by a person watching the night. The panda took off the tiles, hit the person with a dart, knocked him out, and then ran away."
"The person was fine and had a slight concussion. , there was a small cut on his forehead, and there was some blood.”
Luo Hao began to explain the whole process.
Boss Chai listened with great interest.
“Have you become a spirit? Why do you still hit people with tiles?”
"Hey, boss, you said that some pandas like to be knitted, and Gao Gao was sent away many times in a row, only to find him again; some pandas don't like knitting, and they ran away overnight."
"Bears have their own ambitions, and you can't force them. " Mr. Chai chuckled, as if he already had a picture in his mind.
“This can be regarded as a great effort. The helicopter dropped a lot of apples, for fear that they would be hungry.”
“Tsk, the helicopter dropped apples, it was amazing.”
"The mountain has been searched many times. Let's take a look with Zhuzi later. Boss, I've told you in advance that you have to be obedient."
"Yeah, yeah." Boss Chai will listen to Luo Hao in everything as long as he can play.
The man in an executive jacket looked helplessly at the old man.
Is this for fun? This is the search and rescue of giant pandas!
An old man and a young man actually regard searching and rescuing giant pandas as entertainment!
But Luo Hao's attitude of helping him both inside and outside of his words still helped him. The man in an executive jacket just couldn't understand what an old man could do.
"Boss, Bamboo is sensible now." Luo Hao said with a smile, "Just be more careful in a moment."
"How to do it?"
"Hahaha." Luo Hao I kept it secret and just didn’t say anything.
"Xiaoluohao, you mailed me too few peripheral items, not even enough." Mr. Chai felt itchy and could only complain.
“It’s okay, we seem to be producing blind boxes recently. I will leave a thousand copies and mail them directly to you.”
An old man and a young man ignored the presence of the man in an executive jacket and chatted happily.
More than forty minutes later, we arrived at a quiet place at the foot of the mountain above.
Bamboo sat in a cage and ate bamboo shoots in a naive manner. When Boss Chai saw it from a distance, he opened the window and his eyes went straight.
The only thing that can cure his boss's fishing problem is bamboo, Luo Hao knows it.
If it had been thirty years earlier, the boss would have opened the car door and jumped out now, which means he is too old and not very agile to do so.
The car stopped and Luo Hao opened the door. Boss Chai stared at Zhuzi and stepped out of the car.
Playing with cats is more important than anything else!
"Boss Chai, long time no see." A hand stretched out.
The man in the administrative jacket seemed to be under a restraining spell. He looked blankly at the director of the Provincial Forestry Department and several other people who had been waiting to greet the dry and thin old man early in the morning.
But the old man didn't seem to be interested in them at all. He didn't hide his perfunctory attitude at all. He shook his hand casually and walked straight towards the giant panda Zhuzi without moving his eyes.
The director of the Forestry Department, who was usually calm and self-effacing, had no mood swings at all. He followed the skinny old man all the way, nodding and bowing to introduce him.
“…”
It turns out to be the Great God!
The man in the executive jacket was thankful that he did not say anything inappropriate.
The bamboo stood upright in the cage, with sharp claws protruding from its furry paws, like daggers inserted through the gaps in the cage, and flicked gently.
The cage door opened, and Bamboo lay down on all fours and walked out with a swagger.
The few people who greeted Boss Chai were dumbfounded.
They thought they were very safe, but they didn’t expect that the giant panda, which had become a spirit, was playing with them as if they were fools.
It’s not that the bamboo can’t come out, it’s that it doesn’t want to come out.
Many people are sweating when they think of the mighty bear disguised in front of them.
"Bamboo!" Boss Chai waved.
"嘤嘤嘤~" Bamboo ran over quickly, as fast as a galloping horse.
Others were frightened, some were hiding, and some were trying to pull Boss Chai away.
But three steps away, Zhuzi paused, lay down directly, rolled, and rolled to the feet of Boss Chai.
At the same time, the bamboo's claws became furry again, and it started to scream.
"Good Bamboo~~~" Boss Chai's eyes turned into slits with laughter, and he squatted next to Bamboo and began to masturbate.
"It..." The man in an executive jacket was stunned.
"Oh, bamboo understands human nature, it's okay." Luo Hao explained to him, and then squatted down next to Boss Chai.
“The hair seems to have grown a little longer.” Boss Chai asked.
“Yeah, I didn’t pay attention either.”
Boss Chai was a little dissatisfied, "Why don't you give the bamboo a bath when it looks dirty? You wash it twice a day. How long has it been since the bamboo was washed?"
Luo Hao sighed.
He finally understood the mood of directors Qian.
The boss turns his back on people very quickly, and he doesn’t care about anything. He used to be the most favored one, but now he is the one favored by bamboo.
"Boss, bamboo grows wild in the Qinling Mountains. This is not a mission. Dad Liu flew over after finding the bamboo. He didn't have time." Luo Hao explained.
But Boss Chai didn't listen to any explanation at all, and scolded Luo Hao while pulling the bamboo, as if Luo Hao had been wronged by the bamboo.
Especially the intermittent squeaking sound of the bamboo, Boss Chai couldn’t put it down.
The people wearing administrative jackets and the people from the Forestry Department and Su Dong were dumbfounded.
I didn’t dare to persuade him, so I could only keep giving Luo Hao glances, indicating that he should hurry up and do serious things.
"Boss, let me show you something fun." Luo Hao said with a smile.
"What?"
Luo Hao opened his bag and took out a set of saddles.
Boss Chai’s eyes straightened.
Back then, when he wanted to ride a pony in the imperial court, Luo Hao, Boss Qian and other disciples refused, which even alarmed the dean of Xiehe.
The dean called and persuaded Boss Chai to give up his obsession and stop riding.
Also, as an old man in his 70s or 80s, what should he do if there is any trouble?
And now, the Luo Hao family actually produced a set of saddles!
The dimness in Boss Chai’s eyes disappeared and became sharp and sharp.
Luo Hao patted Zhuzi's butt, and Zhuzi changed his position and lay on the ground. "It is said that Chi You rode an iron-eating beast to fight the war. Boss, you can try it today and ride a bamboo to find the escaped giant panda."
"!!!"
"!!!"
"!!!"
Everyone around was dumbfounded. Is Professor Luo joking?
How come such a big thing seems like a joke! He also asked the elderly Boss Chai to ride a giant panda...
At Boss Chai's age, let alone riding a panda, even if he was walking on flat ground, he was afraid that he would get stuck and suffer a fracture of his femoral neck, and eventually pass away.
That’s what Mr. Yuan was like back then.
The last fracture in life is not just a talk, but countless painful experiences finally condensed into these eight words.
"Professor Luo, why don't we get down to business first?" the leader of the Forestry Department tried to persuade him in embarrassment.
“Xiao She, please stand aside.” Boss Chai was particularly dissatisfied, “You think I’m in the way?”
"Boss Chai, you are always strong, how dare I." The leader of the Forestry Department smiled coquettishly, "Isn't this a giant panda that has escaped from prison? It has not been found for a week. In life, you have to see people, in death, you have to see corpses. If you are missing, you will always be there. It's hard to say."
"Thousands of us are worried."
"You..."
Luo Hao is as skillful as a herdsman. While talking, he put a custom-made bear saddle on the bamboo.
"Boss, come on, lie down on the back of the bamboo." Luo Hao helped Boss Chai go up, fixed his feet in the saddle, and added safety protection.
"Professor Luo, isn't this good?" The leader of the Forestry Department could only persuade him.
"Don't worry, Zhuzi is sensible." Luo Hao said with a smile.
Bamboo is sensible, but I don’t think you are sensible at all! Everyone from the Forestry Department and Su Dong cast disdainful glances at Luo Hao.
But Boss Chai was happy, he laughed loudly and tightened his reins.
Bamboo grinned, showing his fierce look, "Roar~~~"
A strong wind blew and the bamboo forest rustled.
“Hahahaha~” Boss Chai seemed to be decades younger, and his laughter was full of wildness.
"Zhuzi, this is the thing belonging to the giant panda." Luo Hao put the escaped giant panda's thing in front of Zhuzi.
Bamboo smelled it and walked straight out.
It takes care of Boss Chai’s feeling on the back, neither fast nor slow, and moves smoothly.
Boss Chai sat on the back of the bamboo and couldn't feel the bumps at all.
“Is this okay?”
“Why does it look so unfair?”
“Let pandas go find pandas, who came up with such a genius idea!”
The Provincial Forestry Department and the people from Su Dong were whispering to each other.
But just after saying a few words, the bamboo was about to disappear from sight.
They quickly followed.
But the bamboo doesn't look very fast, but in fact it is extremely fast. Only a few young and strong men follow behind at a distance.
Director She of the Forestry Department put his hands on his knees, breathing heavily, and watched from a distance as Boss Chai disappeared from sight while riding a bamboo tree.
This feeling is amazing!
For a moment, Director She even envied Boss Chai.
Riding a giant panda and galloping around, I also want to do it. Unfortunately, no matter what angle I analyze it from, I can't do it, even if I am the director of the Forestry Department.
"Where is this?" A young man asked doubtfully.
“Isn’t this a real-life CS venue?” Another person gasped.
Zhuzi carried Boss Chai to the outside of the live CS venue, where a few gunshots could occasionally be heard.
We haven't really gone up the mountain yet. Next to it is a factory that makes wood carvings.
This area is definitely not quiet. Even people who drink tea and watch the scenery in the mountains above will not come here.
Besides, if the giant panda successfully escapes from prison, it can only go into the deep mountains and forests, and will never come to such a place.
People come and go in this location, so it’s hard to hide.
The few strong young men who followed were extremely discouraged, seeing that the legendary Professor Luo was not reliable at all.
He knew how to play after he came, and even took the old man to ride a panda.
Giant pandas are not reliable either, alas.
A few people sighed.
"Luo Hao, is this here? It doesn't look like it." Boss Chai asked.
Luo Hao was running next to Boss Chai. From Boss Chai's perspective, Luo Hao was the super human shield Zhou Cang. It would be more like him if he was holding the Qinglong Yanyue Sword.
"Boss, I don't know, I just listen to Zhuzi." Luo Hao has enough confidence in Zhuzi.
Last time in the vast mountains of the Qinling Mountains, I faced Ami’s agents, and they could accurately find bamboos, let alone a giant panda.
It can also be jailbroken. It is impossible to escape Bamboo's search!
That’s what Boss Chai asked. He never dreamed that one day he would be able to ride an iron-eating beast and run wildly in the mountains above.
Arrived outside the live CS venue, the bamboo began to slow down, and it carried Boss Chai straight to the southwest.
The scenery is picturesque. Boss Chai sits on the back of a bamboo tree and looks out into the distance.
The forest is layer upon layer, the bamboo sea is rippling, and the white mist is rippling. It is so beautiful.
If you are so proud of your life, this journey is not in vain.
Boss Chai thought the bamboo was in the wrong place, but he didn't care.
Wrong is wrong, no big deal.
This is my own bamboo, who dares to say otherwise? !
Before Boss Chai could appreciate the beautiful scenery, the bamboo fell to the ground and roared, "Roar~~~"
It wasn't a roar, but a roar of a beast.
Chai Lao was startled, and soon, the head of a panda appeared on a small mound less than thirty meters away.
It was dirty and grinning.
What?
The lost panda. Thousands of people searched for the giant panda for a week, but it has been squatting at the foot of the mountain?
It is not an inaccessible place, just next to the real-life CS training ground and a factory.
Chai Lao was stunned, but immediately became happy.
"Bamboo, awesome!" Mr. Chai patted Bamboo's head gently and rubbed Bamboo's ears.
"嘤嘤嘤~" the bamboo macho man said, cute and well-behaved.
"Boss, why don't you come down first? Bamboo is worried about you and doesn't dare to catch you, for fear of hurting you." Luo Hao suggested from the side.
“What are you doing down here?” Mr. Chai looked at the dirty giant panda opposite, “It has descended. Go tell the people behind you not to use the tranquilizer gun.”
“ "Yeah." Luo Hao nodded and responded, but did not step back. Instead, he walked forward and communicated with the giant panda.
Boss Chai is riding a bamboo, consciously looking forward to his appearance, and is extremely powerful.
Although he had no beard, Mr. Chai still twirled his beard and laughed, feeling proud and happy.
Unfortunately, Luo Hao was busy and no one came to support him. He came up to ask why the boss was smiling.
“Holy shit!”
“That’s Xuexue? Why is it here?”
“Is this the art of war? The most dangerous place is the safest?”
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Only then did several staff members who followed behind see Xuexue, and also saw Luo Hao step forward to communicate with Xuexue.
They were not surprised at all that Luo Haoneng could communicate with giant pandas, because thousands of people pulled the net to investigate and ignored this place every time.
Everyone knows that after a giant panda escapes from prison, it will definitely go to the mountains and fields, and will never stay in the factory.
But the most dangerous place is the safest. After a week of investigation, we found that the giant panda Xuexue was really right under our noses.
This is the legendary darkness under the lamp.
That's right...
Several staff members were speechless.
They stared blankly at the old man riding on the bamboo, watching Luo Hao walking over to communicate with Xuexue carelessly, and watching Xuexue obediently follow Luo Hao down the hillside.
"Tell the people behind you not to use the anesthesia gun, just move the cage over and load it away." Luo Hao told the staff, "There is a road here, so it is easy to load it."
A few staff members couldn't make the decision. They could only ask for instructions and report to their superiors.
...
"Director She, who is that old man? Why do you look so unreliable to me?"
"It's Mr. Chai from Xiehe and an academician of the Academy of Engineering. They all say Professor Luo It is somewhat possible that he is his closed disciple, but how did I hear that Luo Hao went to 912?” It’s serious. Xiehe, Xiehe is amazing.”
Someone complained softly.
In the past few days, everyone couldn't eat or sleep well, and they were worried about the escaped giant panda all day long.
But Mr. Chai was lucky. After he arrived, he rode away on the bamboo and had a great time.
In the past, everyone would have smiled and wouldn’t have said anything.
But now this is all the rage!
Public opinion has begun to ferment, and everyone is worried about public opinion.
"What are you talking about? Mr. Chai is a big boss who writes textbooks."
"Big bosses can't ignore time, place, and occasion... Alas. Lao She, public opinion is about to ferment now."
"Yes, Director She, I'm worried that we won't find it again, or that tourists or travel friends will find giant pandas that starved to death or died of violence before us. Once the photos are released, I'm afraid that we will all have to hunt them down."
"Public opinion, damn, the Internet is so developed now, God knows when public opinion will explode."
Director She put her hands on her knees and gasped for air.
Indeed, it would be fine if tourists and villagers saw a living giant panda, but if they really saw a starved panda, once the photo was posted online, everyone would be in trouble.
Really, how could a giant panda escape from prison! Director She was troubled.
The cell phone of someone next to me rang.
“Hey, hey, hey, what did you say?”
“I didn’t hear you clearly, say it again.”
Director She was startled, he knew something was wrong. It's impossible to find the giant panda Xuexue so quickly. It should be Chai Lao who fell off the giant panda...
Damn it, you know how to cause trouble.
I really don’t know what Boss Chai is thinking. How old is he and he still dares to ride a giant panda all over the mountain?
At this age, I am afraid of falling even when walking.
Boss Chai is great!
"No need for anesthesia gun? How can that be done? Follow closely. If you really see Xuexue and runs away again, you are the only one I will ask!"
"Director She, Xuexue has been found!"
(End of this chapter)