Chapter 328: It was agreed that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, one would not be allowed to become a spirit, but what about it?
"Found it?! How did you find it? Where did you find it? How did you find it so quickly?" Director She asked a bunch of questions in a daze, as if he didn't believe his ears.
He glanced at the time subconsciously.
It takes at most ten minutes from the time Boss Chai left on a bamboo stick.
More than a thousand people were involved in the search, but they didn’t even dig three feet into the ground, but they couldn’t find the giant panda. Why did they come back in ten minutes? !
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
"Professor Luo told me that just moving the cage over there, no anesthesia gun is needed." The man whispered, "Leader, I think it is still dangerous. Once Xuexue is frightened and runs away, she will not be able to escape in the future. It's easy. Otherwise..."
Director She hesitated and asked for some details, confirming that Luo Hao took Zhuzi and Boss Chai to "dramatically" find Zhuzi at the foot of the mountain.
"Leader, let's use anesthesia. I think Professor Luo is too trusting." His subordinate suggested.
Director She thought for a while, but then made a decision.
"Find someone, find a car, and send the cage over."
"That's a giant panda that escaped for a week. If it really happened in the blink of an eye..."
"Professor Luo can't use it. The giant panda was found in ten minutes. If it can run, Professor Luo will find it again." Director She said solemnly, "If you really want to anesthetize Xuexue and turn around and it runs away again, you can kill Professor Luo. Please come back?"
To the point.
Getting to the essence of things amidst the complexity.
A group of people walked for a while and saw from a distance outside the real-person CS venue at the foot of Fangshan Forest Park. Boss Chai was riding a bamboo. Luo Hao was "carrying" Xuexue's ears beside Zhuzi. The two were chatting about something.
As for the few strong young men gathered around, they didn’t get close.
Director She looked at the proud Boss Chai and felt so envious that he almost drooled.
I think so too.
The rumors about Chi You riding an iron-eating beast to fight are all rumors on the Internet. You don’t need to think carefully to know that they are false.
But riding a giant panda and shouting and shouting is really cool.
That, that, that is a national treasure!
Director She, who has always been cautious since becoming an official, also began to be envious.
"Director Zhao, are all giant pandas so good-tempered?" Director She asked as he walked towards Mr. Chai.
"Giant panda? I have never seen one that can ride. To say that Professor Luo is the most powerful, I heard that he uses breeding wild giant pandas as a youth development project. I thought it was a tacit understanding among the big guys. I didn’t expect that he really had a hand.”
"Oh?"
"The panda keepers, the nannies we call now, mostly have injuries on their bodies.
Giant pandas are ferocious beasts, even if they have no ill intentions, they can just catch them casually , there is a blood mark on his body." Director Zhao explained, "Except for Huahua, other giant pandas don't dare to get too close even if they have good tempers."
"Director She, you have only seen Tan. In the video of Grandpa and Huahua together, I haven’t seen whether Qizai’s breeder is the nanny or the nanny.”
Director She nodded, indeed he has never seen Qizai’s nanny or nanny exposed. noodle.
As for Beidong Third Prince’s nanny, most of the time he communicates with Menglan through the fence.
"That's probably it. Bamboo is so human-friendly... Sigh, I've never seen it before."
"I heard that bamboo was selected as a wild animal because of its tall bears and big horses. The giant panda almost starved to death within a week of going out. As a result, it seems that several breeders and base staff were looking for various people to keep the bamboo in the base, otherwise they would die. "< br>
“I don’t know who they found later, Professor Luo went there, and then the bamboo became what it is now.”
“Amazing, really amazing.”
As he spoke, Director Zhao swallowed and took out his cell phone.
The bamboo holds a bamboo pole and tilts it toward the sky. The other side of the bamboo pole is pierced into the body of the golden eagle.
Almost everyone knows this photo, and I don’t know how many people use it as a screensaver.
“Well, when I saw this photo, I thought it was a composite. Panda, that’s a giant panda. You said it can pounce, tear, and bite. You said it can use Weapons, how is this possible!"
Director Zhao Luo Liba said a lot, and looked at Boss Chai not far away with envy, "After seeing it today, I think it is all true. ”
"Tsk, tsk." Director She clucked in envy.
"Why don't you tell Professor Luo later and take a look at a plate of bamboo?" Director Zhao encouraged.
Director She also thought about it, but he knew it well and knew Boss Chai’s status in the world.
Although Boss Chai is "just" a doctor, he also holds the position of vice president of the Academy of Engineering, which means he is much higher than himself in terms of rank.
Ask Boss Chai. If he agrees, he will pick it up. If you don't agree, you can only flatter Boss Chai and let the matter end.
From beginning to end, Director She never thought about Luo Hao.
......
"Boss, this guy said he wanted to be wild." Luo Hao explained with a smile after communicating with Xuexue for a while.
"If there is a system, don't do it."
"Not everyone likes the system, it's restrictive." Luo Hao said, "Besides, wild giant pandas may not live long.
Like a tiger, live to be 33 years old
. Being free and comfortable in the wild. Even though he was old, defeated by a young giant panda, and injured all over, Hu Zi refused to return to the base or the zoo. ”
“Okay, it’s up to you. "Boss Chai, with his head wrapped in bamboo, felt that he had reached the peak of his life.
"Xiaoluohao, what weapon did Chi You use when he rode an iron-eating beast to fight against the emperor? "
"Boss, just give it a ride. If you really want to cosplay, I have to ask my eldest daughter. Luo Hao chuckled and rejected the matter, "Besides, what is your identity and status? If the photos of the cosplay were leaked and the Academy of Engineering held another meeting, how would you get on stage?" ”
"What's wrong with being on stage? Let me tell you, they can't be anything other than envious or jealous."
Luo Hao shrugged, noncommittal.
“You still don’t believe me when I tell you, did you take a picture?”
“You took a picture!”
“Send it to me directly, no one else will. Whether it’s a ghost or not, this is the style!” Boss Chai said firmly.
"Okay."
"I sent it to the group to tell you, Luo Hao, if you are elected as an academician of the Academy of Engineering, you have something to offer, so you don't have to worry about voting at all. I will organize people to vote for you. Bamboo, ten minutes per person, the voting is guaranteed to get the highest vote rate in the Academy of Engineering!”
Luo Hao, think about it, it’s feasible!
By the way, bamboo is really auspicious, and it can help me pass the vote of the Academy of Engineering.
Although Boss Chai is an academician of the Academy of Engineering, Luo Hao still cannot guarantee that the vote will pass in one go.
There are many people in the Engineering Academy, and there are many different factions, and there are even a lot of things that seem to be incompatible with each other. How about Tu Youyou and Tu Lao? Still can't get into the Engineering Academy.
But the boss made it very clear - if you have something good, otherwise you will only be regarded as a panda dad by the academicians.
"Boss Chai, can I get closer?" Director She shouted from a distance.
Boss Chai had seen them coming a long time ago. Riding on the bamboo, Boss Chai straightened his waist a little and raised his hand to wave.
Director She and Director Zhao approached with a few people cautiously. They knew the bravery and ferocity of giant pandas.
This guy just looks cute.
"Mr. Chai, your tiger power is still as powerful as before!" Director She praised after approaching.
“That’s it!”
Boss Chai raised his head and looked at the sky, and the bamboo under him roared, which was particularly suitable for the occasion.
Zhuzi’s emotional intelligence is higher than Luo Hao’s. He is such a sweet little guy. Boss Chai can’t even close his mouth with laughter.
When the others saw the fierce look on Zhuzi's grinning face, all their thoughts disappeared immediately.
Dare to bet?
Who dares!
If it turns back and bites me, I will be disabled for the rest of my life.
Boss Chai is so awesome, why is he so familiar with giant pandas?
"Where's the cage?"
"Right away."
Boss Chai chatted with them happily. He didn't look tired at all. He didn't look like an old man with soil buried up to his neck.
Luo Hao also knew that this was an important time for his boss to be in front of others, so he didn't bother him and just chatted quietly with Xue Xue beside him.
After a while, the cage was pulled over, and Luo Hao took Xuexue into the cage.
After he came out, he did not leave directly, but came to the staff and extended his hand.
The staff was stunned.
"I'm sorry, Xuexue wanted to go back to Qinling. It was not intentional." Luo Hao said apologetically, "I have caused you trouble."
Luo Hao's hand It's slender, powerful and dry. It loosens after holding it for 2 seconds, and the words are full of sincerity.
The staff was startled for a moment, and then saw Luo Hao bowing slightly.
He
is actually apologizing for the giant panda!
Luo Hao shook hands one by one and expressed his apology for Xuexue.
"Professor Luo, what are you doing?" Director Zhao was stunned.
"Treat that giant panda well after we go back. Luo Hao will contact the base to see if Xuexue can be used as the next batch of giant pandas to be released to the Qinling Mountains." Boss Chai knows Luo Hao and knows that he is pretending now Sun Tzu was afraid that Xuexue would suffer secretly.
This guy stuck out his butt and pulled out some sheep dung and eggs. The boss knew it all.
"Oh oh oh, we will definitely treat Xuexue well and won't wrong Xuexue because of this matter. Don't worry." The complex emotions in Director Zhao's heart gradually became clear, but then they became more complicated.
If he really wanted to, he couldn't tell what it felt like.
"Mr. Chai, can that student of yours communicate with giant pandas?"
"When he was undergoing surgery with me, he took the time to help Xiao Xia and learned a few words about animals. I didn’t expect to be able to communicate with giant pandas,” Boss Chai said cautiously.
"Cow!"
Countless thumbs up.
Boss Chai, what big scenes have you never seen, what compliments have you never heard?
But listening to these words while riding on the bamboo, it seems that the whole person becomes ethereal.
Easy as hell.
From a distance, I saw Luo Hao and the staff shaking hands, bowing, and apologizing one by one. Some people even cried out of grievance because the pressure suddenly disappeared.
Boss Chai breathed a sigh of relief.
Seeing Luo Hao come back, Boss Chai knew that the next step was to kick him out.
This bitch Luo Hao keeps talking about the boss, your health is the most important thing, but does he know that he is happy when he is riding on the bamboo?
Although he thought so in his heart, Boss Chai had no idea.
Luo Hao looked as gentle as jade, but that was all he looked like, this bitch had a very good idea in his heart.
Otherwise, I wouldn’t have gone back to my hometown insistently.
"Boss." Luo Hao came over and smiled.
The bamboo has fallen down.
Boss Chai felt helpless when he saw Zhuzi lying down obediently.
It's a pity that Zhuzi listened to Luo Hao, not himself. If he had listened to himself, he would have ridden into the Qinling Mountains on bamboo and passed away, which would be considered a perfect life.
Being supported by Luo Hao and getting off Zhuzi, Boss Chai cradled Zhuzi’s ears again.
It's furry and feels great.
“Hey~~~”
“Boss, that’s enough, you’re tired too. It’s time to go back and have a rest.” Luo Hao whispered next to Boss Chai. "Why did Zhuzi come here to find that giant panda?" Boss Chai didn't want to talk about Zhuzi and changed the subject directly.
"Boss, giant pandas are not really vegetarians." Luo Hao said, "Before I was here, bamboos bloomed one year, you know."
"I must know, then When the country was poor, there was a national donation and a song. "
"I heard from Boss Xia that when we wanted to lure giant pandas down from the mountains, bamboo shoots were not enough. Giant pandas didn't like to eat them. Big bone sticks with meat will do."
"Oh?" Boss Chai knew that giant pandas can be meat or vegetarian, but he didn't know that.
"Oh, I remembered. There was a video that happened to be recorded at that time." Boss Chai suddenly slapped his head, "The giant panda couldn't bear the hunger. When he went down the mountain and saw the sheep, he smashed the head of a sheep and sat on the ground. Let’s eat.”
“The conditions of the video are not very good, it’s a bit eerie, just like the AFP style you like. The giant panda is not afraid when he sees people coming, and he grins while eating the mutton. He smiled. "
"It's really like hell."
"I guess some bones were thrown out from the factory, but the ones from Gusu were thrown out. The staff searched the bamboo forest and made a mistake," Luo Hao explained.
Mr. Chai nodded slightly.
When others heard Luo Hao's explanation, they did not suddenly realize it, but were more confused.
Is this the truth?
Or is it that Xuexue has evolved into a spirit and is starting to play tricks on humans?
It's possible.
But the next second, they were shocked to see Zhuzi reaching out to take off the bear saddle.
A few card slots and the like didn't bother the bamboo at all, and it was simpler and easier than similar actions for humans.
It has become a spirit, it must have become a spirit.
But after the founding of the People's Republic of China, we will not allow people to become sperms. Is this a joke?
Zhuzi took off the restraints on his body, twisted his buttocks and walked towards the cage step by step.
It opened the fence casually, and after entering, it knew how to close the door, poked its claws through the fence, and locked the door.
"..."
"..."
Is there any point in locking the door? !
In the bear family, the bite force is second only to the polar bear; an adult giant panda, such as bamboo, weighs at least 300 kilograms; the running speed in the mountains with an altitude of 2,000 meters can surpass the highest speed of Liu Xiang's competition. Not on.
Can climb trees, is full of fat, can eat meat, and can be vegetarian.
If this is not enough, it is still evolving and can open and lock doors, and even please Boss Chai.
This scene left everyone speechless.
"What if it is locked with a big metal lock?" Someone suddenly asked.
"Don't make trouble." Luo Hao smiled, "For other giant pandas, this kind of lock is enough, but bamboo can open the cage."
"..."
"..."
"That's almost it." Luo Hao said.
"Then what does it mean when it goes in?"
As soon as he said this, everyone saw Zhuzi sitting down carelessly, and Xuexue sat next to Zhuzi and started to beat its legs. .
“!!!”
It turned out to be a massage in the sauna.
Should we equip it with a bathhouse?
Someone had such an idea in their mind.
Luo Hao was not surprised. He had already started editing the email and was preparing to contact Chengdong to explain everything that happened here.
If Xuexue is released to the Qinling Mountains, relying on its strong survivability, there should be no problem.
Besides, isn’t there bamboo taking care of it?
"Boss Chai, thank you for your hard work. Let's go have a meal." Director She invited with a smile.
“Well, eat it.” Boss Chai’s fingers were still rubbing together, as if he still had more to say.
But no matter how you want to grow bamboo, you can only stop here.
That bitch Luo Hao is standing on his moral prostate and will never let himself play anymore.
What a pity, what a pity.
That is to say, there is no chance to ride a bamboo around Xiehe, otherwise those old guys will be scared off their jaws when they see it.
"Boss, the giant panda is not just an iron-eating beast. It was called Pixiu in ancient times."
Luo Hao suddenly changed the topic.
Boss Chai was startled, then smiled and followed Luo Hao's topic, "Oh? What's the matter?"
"Pixiu is found in the forest above the wooden skin hall. It looks like a dog, with yellow texture and white markings. It is bulky and slow. It is not startled by people and is often insulted by dogs. Its sound is like chanting "Buddha", which can help trees. , the greedy cedars and pines are strong, and they lie under the high fence at night. The ancient legend says that it is easy for travelers to remember the beast, but it is not fierce. "
"This passage. It sounds familiar to me. I remember that it was just after the opening of the rescue of giant pandas. I saw two fortune tellers who said this thing was auspicious. "
Luo Hao originally just wanted to add a layer of buff to Xue Xue. But my boss casually mentioned it as auspicious.
Looking at the auspicious luck value on the system panel, Luo Hao had a vague suspicion that it was true.
"So you can't use an anesthetic gun. Who wants to anesthetize their wealth." Luo Hao explained to Boss Chai with a smile.
Everyone around was sweating profusely.
To be fair, they may not believe it.
But when it comes to wealth, you have to believe it even if you don’t believe it.
Have you anaesthetized your wealth? Isn't that nonsense?
“Real or fake?”
"Mr. Fu Yunsen, the editor of "Etymology", told me that the Pixiu mentioned in ancient times should be the current giant panda." Boss Chai said calmly.
“He?” Someone was confused.
“Enke ranked 87th in the second list of the Sino-Japanese War of 1991-1994.” Boss Chai said.
Luo Hao snickered.
Mr. Fu Yunsen passed away in 1953. At that time, Boss Chai was still young, at most just sensible.
Not to mention that he and his boss cooperated perfectly. Who among these people could know Mr. Fu Yunsen?
Luo Hao was very satisfied.
"Pixiu, didn't you just say that you just eat and don't poop?"
"Don't believe that, but the wealth thing is true." Boss Chai started to gossip, not knowing whether it was true or not.
Reforming the early ninja practices, ruining China’s wealth, causing bamboo to bloom, and wanting to starve to death
brave troops.
Later, a powerful man took action, and the battle lasted for a long time. After that, the giant panda bear Ding Risheng was Xiangrui after all...
Boss Chai gossiped about various contents, and even Luo Hao couldn't get in the conversation. .
Being old has the advantage of being old, at least it means you are well-informed.
And he has a wide range of friends, and all kinds of secrets are at his fingertips. Don't ask, just ask and that's my patient.
Boss Chai had countless people in his life, and he was indeed worthy of them.
Luo Hao listened quietly on the side, wondering in his mind whether all of this could become a legend if he got old.
But it’s better to be young.
Xu Xu supported Boss Chai. After getting in the car, Boss Chai closed his eyes and began to rest his mind.
"Boss, are you tired?" Luo Hao asked.
"It's not bad, I'm a little tired." Boss Chai said lightly, "Xiaoluohao, during the Winter Ice and Snow Festival, are bamboos going to Central Street?"
"You can't ride, but you can walk." Luo Hao denied directly. , "Boss, think about it, those tourists will go crazy when they see you riding a giant panda? They want to ride one by one, even bamboo can't stand it."
Boss Chai thought about it, this is indeed the truth, as long as Can give up.
"When winter comes, the Ice and Snow Festival opens..." Luo Hao said, suddenly stunned.
"I'm thinking of your boss Zhou, right?" Chai Lao had exquisite Qiqiao. Although he closed his eyes and rested his mind, he didn't even see Luo Hao's expression, but he found out about Luo Hao in Luo Hao's words. Hao’s deepest thoughts.
Luo Hao scratched his head and smiled.
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Magic City.
A single room in the intensive care unit of a top tertiary hospital.
The monitors were ticking, and all the doctors looked sad.
This is already the third consultation in the entire Magic City, but no one has come forward to say anything.
The patient was 94 years old and the diagnosis was clear - acute appendicitis.
It is such a simple disease that worries all the doctors in the city.
The elderly have many geriatric diseases, and the anesthesiology department’s judgment is that it is best not to use general anesthesia.
Continuous epidural anesthesia can only be performed by surgery.
In the current situation of the elderly, even a 2cm incision may not be able to withstand it.
What's more, the old man's inflammation is extremely serious, and no one can guarantee that the 2cm incision can be removed.
Besides, in the past, the so-called small incision was a small skin incision for some patients, and the peritoneal incision had to be expanded after entering.
This question itself is not very difficult. If you encounter similar patients in clinical practice, explain it clearly to your family members. If you agree, you will have surgery. If you don’t agree, forget it.
Anyway, after signing, pressing fingerprints, speaking clearly, and having video and audio-visual materials, most people will be able to reason.
But in front of me, although no one said it clearly, the big bosses in the consultation knew that only success was allowed and failure was not allowed.
Laparoscopic surgery requires general anesthesia and has long been dismissed.
The fourth consultation.
Zheng Siyuan sat in the corner, silent.
He tried to remain invisible and not be noticed.
Now the focus is on general surgery, anesthesiology, and critical care medicine. Once someone thinks of gastrointestinal endoscopy, they really don’t know what to do.
Can gastroenteroscopy treat appendicitis?
It is possible to show off your skills. Zheng Siyuan has performed no fewer than ten cases of enteroscopic appendectomy.
The operation is not difficult, but Zheng Siyuan doesn't like doing it.
General surgery or gastrointestinal surgery is done very well, with few complications and extremely high safety factor.
It can only be done through gastrointestinal endoscopy. The safety is guaranteed but not that high.
Zheng Siyuan knows the patient's condition well.
Nowadays, curing diseases and saving lives has reached a dead end. I don’t want the credit, and I don’t want to take the blame.
Zheng Siyuan tried his best to curl up, trying to avoid everyone's eyes.
But this is just an idea, who can do it.
"Professor Zheng Siyuan, please say a few words on behalf of endoscopy. I heard that you have performed many cases of endoscopic appendectomy, which can be performed under endoscopic local anesthesia."
One person points the general.
(End of this chapter)