Chapter 335 One is better than a dog (Silver Alliance 37 Unparalleled in the World Plus Update × 10)
"Alas." Shen Zizai, wearing heavy armor, sat on a chair and sighed.
He looked at Chen Yong in the operating room through the leaded glass and frowned slightly.
"Director, what's wrong with you?"
Zhuang Yan was helping Chen Yong, and Shen Zizai looked at their busy figures, wondering what he was thinking.
"Director?" Technician No. 66 couldn't tell the difference between his eyebrows and shouted again.
Shen Zizai glanced sideways at Technician No. 66.
This guy was taken to India by Luo Hao. In the end, he still didn't get a position on the medical team when he came back. It can only be said that his emotional intelligence is a little bit worse and his ability is "slightly" worse.
All abilities are slightly inferior.
Professor Xiao Luo does not rub sand in his eyes, not just everyone in his medical team.
"Why are you sighing?" Technician No. 66 asked, not knowing what was going on.
"Xiao Chen is indeed good, but it would be better if he could concentrate on medical treatment."
"Hahaha." Technician No. 66 laughed, "Yes, yes, he does it every time Before the operation, he had to do a fortune-telling, and he said that one time the fortune-telling was very bad, and he said that he would not go through the operation even if he died."
The nurses looked on through the leaded glass with smiles. Chen Yong inside, what an interesting person he is, he is always much more interesting than these cold-faced, ugly guys.
Not to mention anything else, just seeing Chen Yong at that station is pleasing to the eye.
"A doctor, if he doesn't treat patients and perform operations well, must be able to do calculations. It's really..."
Shen Zizai sighed.
"Director, actually, Chen Yong did some things that can only be said to be too cautious, not wrong."
Luo Hao's voice came.
In an instant, the hairs on Shen Zizai's back stood up.
The embarrassment of being caught speaking ill of people behind their backs arose spontaneously, and he was caught by the very protective Luo Hao.
But Shen Zizai adjusted his mood instantly, tapped his feet on the ground, and turned his chair half a circle.
"Ronaldo, are you done with that surgery?" Shen Zizai pretended that nothing happened.
"Chen Yong asked me to take a look. For ten minutes, Lao Meng was busy there." Luo Hao bowed slightly. He had always expressed respect for Shen Zizai.
All the time.
"Director, in fact, many things cannot be described by feudal superstition. Those are just areas that human beings cannot enter with current technology."
"Oh?" Shen Zizai expressed dissatisfaction, but didn't say much.
"Professor Luo, are you like Indians?" Technician No. 66 asked with a smile.
"It has nothing to do with Indians. Newton, you know."
"Oh, Professor Luo, you want to say that Newton was obsessed with theology in his later years, that's just an old fool. ." Technician No. 66 said.
"Hehe." Luo Hao still looked kindly to Technician No. 66 and explained, "Newton was a great magician, a theologian, a heretic, a great alchemist, and the founder of modern physics. Newton's side job was Newton."
"!!!"
"Real or fake?"
"Absolutely, Mr. Qian, I went to Caltech after graduating from UMass..."
"I You know, six people in the dormitory poked the rocket and it flew," technician No. 66 added.
"Yeah." Luo Hao was still kind, "One of Mr. Qian's classmates has a black magician."
"What?"
Shen Zi was stunned and looked at Luo Hao. Hao.
"Black magician, I heard from Boss Chai, he is a real black magician. Otherwise, why would Mr. Qian let him study human body science? I have really seen him." The eyes on Luo Hao's mask He squinted and seemed to be smiling.
"What is the difference between a black magician and a great magician?" Shen Zizai asked curiously.
"I don't understand either. I have to ask Chen Yong about this. In fact, what I mean is that there are reasons for many things. I usually don't care about it. I am just the leader of the medical team. If I care too much, I will feel too daddy."
Technician No. 66 laughed, "Professor Luo, your age is too different from your father's taste."
Shen Zizai also laughed.
"Haha, Mr. Qian later wrote a few letters to the higher authorities. Now you can see the ones in the direction of the tram and the ones about qigong.
Everyone said that Mr. Qian was an old fool back then. He will only promote qigong when he is young, but Mr. Qian is a strategic scientist and one of the experts who received all the scientific research materials of San Dezi. ”
"I highly doubt that San Dezi was tinkering with something back then, so Mr. Qian would use his party spirit to guarantee it before his death. But the existing technology does not support it, so it has been misunderstood."
Luo Hao Explaining.
Moving out Mr. Qian, Shen Zizai glanced at Chen Yong in the operating room.
Zhuang Yan is already leaving, and Chen Yong is giving local anesthesia to the patient.
I don’t know since when, Chen Yong’s local anesthesia has slowed down a lot. I told him several times, but Chen Yong didn’t correct it.
He was as stubborn as a donkey, refusing to listen to anything he said, and acted so slowly under anesthesia.
Really!
This is a hospital, not...
Shen Zi cursed in his heart, but deep down in his heart, he believed it.
He still had some faith, for fear of offending Chen Yong.
"Brother, you're here!" Zhuang Yan walked out of the operating room and greeted cheerfully.
“Yes.”
“Brother, when can I have the surgery?!” Zhuang Yan asked impatiently.
"I will teach you basic skills after the surgery today."
"Basic skills? My basic skills are very good!" Zhuang Yan puffed up her chest, full of pride, and her eyes were shining.
After all, I am a master's degree graduate from the top 2. Without some confidence, it is impossible.
Luo Hao smiled and said nothing.
"Xiao Luo, what do you want to teach Xiaozhuang?" Shen Zizai was very interested.
"Director, the basic skill of neurosurgery is to grind eggs, you know."
Shen Zizai nodded.
"Don't worry, this is an advanced tutorial. I'll teach Zhuang Yan how to fold a thousand paper cranes when I get back."
"What are you doing folding a thousand paper cranes? The book has been shaken again?!" Technician No. 66 laughed, " Those idiots in Benzi gave 100,000 paper cranes to people during the earthquake in Turkey. Later, when Turkey had the earthquake in Benzi, Turkey sent the paper cranes back, but they clearly said they didn’t want them.”
“They were like that, with a bag on their head. ." Shen Zizai smiled.
“Use endoscopic equipment to stack paper cranes, and if you stack 10,000 paper cranes, you can perform general surgery.”
“!!!”
"!!!"
Everyone was surprised.
Using laparoscopic long forceps to fold paper cranes? !
Shen Zizai watched young doctors in general surgery make a cardboard box to simulate the human abdominal cavity and use laparoscopic forceps to practice tying knots.
These are already considered very attentive surgeons, and Shen Zizai can even see their bright future.
But what the hell is folding paper cranes? Is it the training method from the book?
"Ronald, what is the training for our interventional department?"
"Director." Luo Hao bent his waist a little more and said respectfully, "Our interventional department seems to be minimally invasive. But the more minimally invasive it is, the higher the technical level is. If you fold 10,000 paper cranes and grind 1,000 eggs with endometrium, you can try it on the stage."
"Hahaha. ." Shen smiled proudly.
It is!
Ronaldinho still listens to what he says!
The skill of interventional surgery is the highest. Others say this, which is not very credible. But Ronaldinho is proficient in surgery. Who doesn’t believe what he says?
Shen Zizai crossed his legs and shook them twice. Luo Hao's flattery made him feel really comfortable.
"Ronald, don't stand, you're so tired." Shen Zizai was in a good mood, "Are you going to go on stage?"
"No, Chen Yong said this surgery might It’s a bit turbulent, and I don’t want you to be too busy or in a hurry, so tell me in advance and let me take a look.”
"???" Shen Zi was stunned.
"Xiao Chen calculated it?" Technician No. 66 became excited.
"It doesn't count. The patient has a history of allergies and is allergic to all kinds of things, so be careful."
Shen Zizai's face looked a little better.
Luo Hao didn't mention Chen Yong's habit of fortune-telling every day before surgery, and just smiled.
Zhuang Yan was thinking about using laparoscopic equipment to fold paper cranes, but she didn't listen to any gossip.
"Ronald, although you don't want to control too much, I know, but you still have to control it to a certain extent. After all, you are the leader of the medical team." Shen Zizai warned seriously.
Luo Hao just bowed and smiled without saying a word.
"There are too many medical disputes now. We are facing the whole society, and we can really see the diversity of human beings." Shen Zizai continued, "Be careful and you will not make a big mistake, but once you want to let people know about the preoperative I'm afraid that the self-media will repost it in large numbers and cause public opinion about Xiao Chen's fortune-telling."
"Yes, yes, yes, director, you are right. I will tell him when I get down, don't do these idealistic things. ." Luo Hao said yes repeatedly.
Shen Zizai was a little dissatisfied. Ronaldinho was just a piece of cotton to him, and he really had no edge at all.
But this is quite boring.
Luo Hao seemed to see Shen Zizai's dissatisfaction. He looked at Chen Yong through the leaded glass and continued with a smile, "Boss Chai is always criticized when he goes online, and he gets very angry."
< br>"He is old and always angry, which is not good for his health. Director Qian and other professors often tried to persuade Boss Chai."
"What happened next? What did you say?"
"I said this is normal. Idiots who don't understand anything and just open their mouths to curse people can access the Internet and still have time to curse. This means that the country is developing rapidly and people's living standards are improving rapidly."
"Uh~ ”
Shen Zizai was shocked.
Ronaldo is really good at talking, can he do this to Boss Chai’s liking?
"What does it matter? Professor Luo?" Technician No. 66 asked.
"It's not that most people who use the Internet are idiots, but that the Internet has spread to the group of idiots. This prosperous age is as you wish."
"..."
"..."
The last sentence Luo Hao added suddenly sounded a bit ridiculous, but after thinking about it carefully, it was really the case.
"Haha, did Boss Chai listen to it later?" Shen Zizai asked.
"Well, I stopped surfing the Internet much later and started fishing instead." Luo Hao said, "Boss Chai first started surfing the Internet in the last century. His email address should be among the top 100 in the country. It's okay if you don't adapt."
Luo Hao calmly defended Boss Qian.
"Hey, hey, Luo Hao, come and take a look for me."
Chen Yong's voice suddenly came from the intercom.
Luo Hao bowed, signaling that he was leaving, then turned around, kicked open the airtight lead door, and walked in.
Zhuang Yan followed Luo Hao closely like a follower and walked in. Shen Zizai wondered, was Chen Yong really right? Something really went wrong?
Impossible, absolutely impossible, it’s all feudal superstition!
If you have that ability, why don’t you let the patient’s condition improve and be discharged directly?
Shen Zizai was thinking this in his mind, but he couldn't help but stand up and follow him into the operating room.
There is an erythema at the local anesthesia site.
"Is it troublesome to breathe?" Luo Hao asked the patient.
"Roar~~" The patient's respiratory tract has a slight spasm, and the sound of the wind box can be heard between exhaling and inhaling.
But it’s not very heavy.
“A bit, but not... roaring... heavy.”
The patient said intermittently.
Shen Zizai seemed to have a static reaction, his hair stood on end, and he was almost furious.
This is an allergy!
"Dimi, here..." Shen Zizai was about to ask the nurse to give the patient intravenous dexamethasone, but was immediately interrupted by Luo Hao.
"Director, please take a break and I'll come." Luo Hao said with a smile.
Shen Zizai was stunned.
Is it wrong to give dexamethasone? Dexamethasone is almost a panacea for allergic reactions. Why is Ronaldinho so tough?
He now knows Luo Hao very well. Luo Hao just said it simply, but there was a toughness in his words.
Shen Zizai suppressed his doubts.
This is also the "sequelae" caused by Luo Hao proving that he was right time and time again. Shen Zizai has no interest in being slapped in the face in public.
"Xiao Gao, give me an epinephrine. Have you brought the medium- and long-chain fat emulsion? Put it on."
"Medium- and long-chain fat emulsion? We don't usually bring this." The nurse said while drawing the medicine.
The head nurse glanced at the medicine basket and saw a 250ml bottle filled with milky white liquid.
Shen Zizai also saw this.
The hair that was about to soften suddenly became stiff again, and the sterile cap on top was a few millimeters higher.
Medium- and long-chain fat emulsions are never needed for interventional surgery. They are only used by patients who are fasting from water to increase energy.
Little Luo...Why does Xiao Chen bring this thing?
Besides, I am allergic, why should I use fat emulsion?
"Xiao Luo, is this it? Do you want to use it?" The head nurse picked up the medium-long chain fat emulsion and almost hit Luo Hao's eyes.
"Well, here it is, just 30 drops per minute." Luo Hao said.
The head nurse was not that stupid. The patient looked at the situation as controllable, but she still had no habit of asking for trouble. Instead, she connected the tee and hung up the medium- and long-chain fat emulsion.
Adjust the dripping speed to 30 drops per minute.
"Observe for 30 minutes without leaving the stage." Luo Hao said, "Then use procaine for local anesthesia."
Shen Zizai was completely confused.
Procaine has been withdrawn from clinical practice for who knows how many years. Shen Zizai still encountered it occasionally when he was young, but in the 21st century, hospitals basically use lidocaine and ropivacaine. Local anesthetic.
If medium- and long-chain fat emulsions are just an accident, procaine is definitely not an accident!
"Okay, observe closely and wait until the vital signs are stable before performing the operation. Don't be anxious. Take your time, it will be faster." Luo Hao's father warned him tastefully.
"Okay, go ahead and get busy." Chen Yong finally felt relieved.
It can be seen that Chen Yong is a little eager to try.
Perhaps the solution just now was too simple, so Chen Yong thought he could do it too. Shen Zizai even felt that Chen Yong was already looking forward to the next time.
What the hell!
How could anyone look forward to the next time?
Luo Hao turned around and left, and Shen Zizai followed secretly.
Leaving the surgery room, Luo Hao turned his head to look at Shen Zizai with a smile on his face.
"Ronaldino, have a cigarette? Will it delay your side?"
"Oh, don't waste any time. I'll report the situation to the director in a few minutes." Luo Hao said respectfully and politely.
Arriving at the duty room, Yuan Xiaoli's room, Shen Zizai closed the door.
"According to the recommendations in "Emergency Treatment of Anaphylaxis-UpToDate", the drug of choice for the initial treatment of anaphylaxis is: epinephrine. Epinephrine should be injected intramuscularly as soon as possible, and then intramuscularly or intravenously Inject it and give epinephrine."
Luo Hao didn't hesitate and spoke directly.
Let’s start with never giving Shen Zizai dexamethasone.
"Emergency Treatment of Anaphylaxis-UpToDate"? Shen Zizai hadn't read it, but he tried to write it down and prepared to go back and look for information.
Luo Hao then began to talk about the allergic reaction to lidocaine and the latest situation when he encountered it in Xiehe.
In 5 minutes, Luo Hao finished speaking.
"That's about it, Director. The patient is probably allergic to lidocaine because of his allergic constitution. Generally speaking, more than 1ml will be fatal, but Chen Yong tried it with a trace amount first and avoided a rescue operation.
< br>It will be fine if you replace it with procaine, don’t worry.”
Shen Zizi remained silent.
"Then I go for surgery?" Luo Hao asked.
"Ronaldiner, you prepared medium and long chain fat emulsion, and even procaine..."
There are so many flaws in this matter that Shen Zizai didn't even know it How to complain.
"Oh, that's right." Luo Hao said, "After that, Chen Yong kept asking me, and he always said that I have obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he only has it!"
"???"
Luo Hao guessed that once Chen Yong had a medical accident, it would cause huge damage to his merit points, so he was so cautious.
When he saw a patient allergic to lidocaine in the Xiehe Emergency Department that day, Luo Hao could sense the fear deep in Chen Yong's heart.
Ordinary doctors will not have similar emotions.
After all, this is an unexpected situation that has not been seen for more than ten or twenty years. It should be more confused and helpless.
"Ronald, please continue talking." Shen Zizai urged.
“Pay attention to the patient’s allergic history. From Lao Meng’s side, he will ask constant and detailed questions, and pay attention to daily intravenous drip. Some patients are allergic, so similar patients should pay more attention.”
"I have used medium and long-chain fat emulsion 5 times in the past few months, and this is the first time I have used it. Be careful and don’t make any big mistakes. Just use it once a hundred times.
It’s the nurse. There are quite a lot of opinions about taking medicine, withdrawing medicine, etc. But Chen Yong himself told the nurse that buying a few more cups of milk tea is nothing."
Shen Zizai was stunned.
All of this happened under his nose, but he didn't notice it.
"What about procaine?" Shen Zizai asked.
"I prepared it myself, but the hospital doesn't have it." Luo Hao was helpless, "I'm about to call Director Feng, and then communicate and sign with the patient's family."
"Then you Why not tell Director Feng in advance?”
“Nowadays, all walks of life are problem-oriented. If there is a problem, solve the problem. If there is no problem, Director Feng will put forward the order for the drug. Someone will definitely ask for it in the future. Let go. If someone really gets caught because of a few cents a piece of procaine, it's not worth it." Luo Hao was also helpless.
But this was all normal procedures, and Luo Hao didn't think anything of it.
"Is it problem-oriented? Now that there is a problem, I can make requests based on this problem, and Director Feng can implement it easily. Actually, it is not very useful. Many doctors have never seen Lido in their lives. Caine allergy."
"What should I do if something happens to your medicine?"
"So it needs to be registered with the medical office, signed by the patient's family, and there are a lot of procedures to prevent it. Encounter... tui! "
Luo Hao didn't curse, just tui.
"There is no way, it is all a contradiction among the people. Start with yourself and try to be more rigorous."
Shen Zizi was silent.
"Director, if nothing happens, then I'll be busy?"
"Last question, is there something wrong with Chen Yong's fortune-telling? Why do I feel that his fortune-telling is really accurate?"
"I don't know. What he keeps talking about is all feudal superstition. But since he believes it, I don't have much to say. I just want to see that nothing happens." Luo Hao smiled.
Oh shit!
Luo Hao is such a special dog!
I asked him so frankly, but he still fooled me!
Shen Zi started to get angry and cursed in his heart, but the smile on his face was warm and gentle, "Okay, Ronaldinho, go and do your work."
Luo Hao is a real dog!
When asked about medical science, he talked endlessly; when asked about metaphysics, Luo Hao began to blame Chen Yong.
We are all our own people, what can’t we say clearly? !
Real dog!
What a dog! !
What a fucking dog! ! !
Shen Zizai felt that the lead clothes on his body were even heavier. He frowned and walked out of Yuan Xiaoli's duty room and returned to the operating room.
"Not at night. Some time ago, Luo Hao performed an operation on a dog, and he also invited experts from the Imperial Capital."
In the distance, Chen Yong's voice came.
“It has been more than two months, and it finally recovered.”
“I heard that half of its face was chopped off. Brother Yong, is it cool for a dog to only have half its face? Scary? ”
"Scary? Don't think so. Luo Hao and I took a look a few days ago, and the little guy's tail almost broke off." Chen Yong said, "Isn't he about to retire? He has to find someone to adopt him. Originally, that People have started to fight for it, but Luo Hao said that he adopted it and others were embarrassed to fight.”
"Professor Luo wants to raise a dog with half a face?" Technician No. 66 was surprised, "Why bother if you can't see ghosts every day."
"Sixth, what are you talking about? You usually Keep an eye on your bad talk, you’ll offend so many people,” Chen Yong scolded.
Shen Zizai sighed.
Chen Yong still has a straightforward personality, but Luo Hao never said anything, but gradually distanced himself.
"Is that a dog with half a face? Then it's a fucking police dog with meritorious service! Meritorious service!!" Chen Yong shouted.
Shen Zizai walked in wearing a lead suit.
"Director, you are here." Chen Yong immediately changed his face.
Even Zhuang Yan’s smile changed when she saw her.
Shen Zizai knew that this was all due to Luo Hao's "good" education.
He came closer and took a look at the location where the patient's subcutaneous local anesthetic was injected. He saw that the maculopapular rash was fading, and the "roaring" sound in the patient's breathing had slowly disappeared.
On ECG monitoring, the patient’s vital signs were stable.
This is the last patient today. I guess Chen Yong arranged it deliberately, otherwise he was afraid that something would happen to the patients behind him and he would be impatient to wait.
Shen Zizai's heart moved, and he leaned into Chen Yong's ear and whispered, "Xiao Chen, did you predict that something happened to him early in the morning?"
"Director, why are you so superstitious? I That’s what you do to coax girls. You know, girls like these things. Didn’t you do it when you were young?”
"Touch the hands of high school classmates and read their palms?"
Fuck!
Shen Zizai was furious, and every member of Luo Hao's medical team was like a dog!
(End of this chapter)