Chapter 336: Basics of Laparoscopic Surgery - Stacking Paper Cranes
“I don’t know how, I really don’t know how.” Chen Yong also added.
"Xiao Chen, if I were you I wouldn't say that."
Shen Zizai said coldly.
I don’t dare to confront Luo Hao. I don’t dare to confront you, you piece of shit? !
"Huh? What's wrong?" Chen Yong looked at Shen Zizai, confused.
"You have a girlfriend. Liu Yiyi has a pretty good temper, but it hurts to hit someone." Shen Zizai said with a smile, "While having a girlfriend, you are also honing your skills in picking up girls. Just keep it to yourself, but don't say it out loud."
As he said that, Shen Zizai glanced at the head nurse and nurse Xiao Gao.
"They will definitely tell you that they won't talk nonsense, but even if they don't do it for three days, the whole hospital will know that your relationship with Xiaoliu is not harmonious. Do you believe it?" Shen Zizai threatened.
“……”
Chen Yong looked at Shen Zizai, an old yinbi, and smiled, "Director, Zhuzi may be coming back soon."
"The atmosphere in the operating room is getting worse and worse. Head nurse, please take care of it. Let's chat casually Chatting, if I hear someone talk about it, I’ll ask you.”
The head nurse lowered her head to work and didn’t say a word.
"Director, Zhuzi now has three wives." Chen Yong said with a smile, "Do you know why Luo Hao fell in love with Da Nizi as soon as he came out of the medical office to work in the clinic?"
Shen Zizai expressed regret for the word "mixed", but felt that Chen Yong's seemingly illogical words were normal.
"If you are not married, you are not stable enough. Promotion within the system will still be affected. Although Professor Ronaldinho is not married yet, if he has a girlfriend, he should be able to deal with the bosses." Shen Zizai said.
“Holy shit, is there such a thing?” Technician No. 66 was surprised.
“Yes, my master has been bored recently and is writing articles about Mr. Ba. Mr. Ba failed to rate outstanding entrepreneurs, so he pursued the heroine because he wanted to get married, become an outstanding entrepreneur, and join the Political Consultative Conference. ”
“…”
“…”
What the hell kind of logic is this?
Why does it sound so cold!
Except for Shen Zizai and the head nurse, everyone else was stunned.
“Brother Yong, is it true or false?” Zhuang Yan asked.
“Go home and ask your dad.”
"Don't go home and ask my dad about everything. When I go home every day, my dad is already asleep. When I wake up in the morning, my dad hasn't gotten up yet. Brother Yong, you don't know how many medical records our medical team has to write. "Zhuang Yan complained.
Shen Zizi felt happy in his heart.
Whether it is through Zhuang Yan to let Dean Zhuang Yongqiang and Zhuang understand the hard work of a clinician, it is just like a cow and a horse, getting up earlier than the chicken, and going to bed later than the chicken.
You even have to prepare your own fodder.
“You will have less time to sleep in the future.”
"Gah~"
"Luo Hao said he would teach you how to fold a paper crane. Based on my understanding of him, every patient should be given a paper crane after discharge to express humanistic care."
< br>Chen Yong was "talking nonsense", but Shen Zizai suddenly felt that it should be true.
Using laparoscopic equipment to fold paper cranes and then give them to patients will have subtle changes in the senses of Luo Hao's medical team as long as they are normal people.
Suppressing any dissatisfaction can further reduce the incidence of medical disputes.
Tsk tsk.
To understand Luo Hao, you have to be Chen Yong.
"Xiao Chen, tell me the truth, what are the results of your prediction before the operation." Shen Zizai came to Chen Yong's side and begged like an old friend.
You can't really spread rumors.
But Chen Yong and Luo Hao learned to interrupt, and the topic disappeared in an instant.
Shen Zizai was curious and could only lower his face and ask.
"Something happened, but it's a blessing in distress. I asked Luo Hao to take a look. In fact, I can also handle it myself. You see, I brought those medicines myself." Chen Yong explained, "But who asked He is the leader of the medical team, don’t you think so?”
“You must respect the leader. If you have something to do, let the leader take the blame first.”
“… ”
Shen Zizai glared at Chen Yong’s slippers fiercely.
This is true, although there is nothing wrong with it, the problem is serious.
What the hell do you mean, if something happens, let the leader go first!
The patient's condition was stable and there were no signs of allergies, but Chen Yong still carefully injected a little procaine subcutaneously and continued chatting.
"Please help me calculate my son's college entrance examination."
"Director, we must believe in science, but we do not want to establish feudal superstition."
"Science, you brought so many medicines! Tell me, is this science?" Shen Zizai felt a little itchy.
"The patient has a history of allergies. If he eats a five-nut mooncake, he will faint after taking one bite, right?" Chen Yong said and looked at the patient.
“Yes, I can’t eat it. Not only peanuts, but also walnuts and even melon seeds are allergic to me.” The patient was a little sad.
But he no longer coughs, is in good spirits, and has no signs of allergies at all.
"Here, director, look. This kind of patient will get into trouble even if he eats five-nut mooncakes. Do I have to have snacks? Or we have to be scientific."
It's not wrong to say that, Shen Zizai pondered.
"By the way, Director, Luo Hao said that from now on, at least you can see controllable nuclear fusion."
"Huh?" Shen Zi was startled, not understanding how Chen Yong could make such nonsense On to controllable nuclear fusion.
“In 2023, the State-owned Assets Supervision and Administration Commission of the State Council will launch the Future Industry Launching Action, clarifying that the field of controllable nuclear fusion is the only direction of future energy. This is news. Luo Hao said that the conduct of the Turkish Communist Party is definitely worthy of its reputation. Did you say that later?"
"Huh, what are you looking at me with?" Chen Yong said with a smile, "You can know the subtleties. You can judge the future from a piece of news. From the patient's allergic history, you can judge that the patient may be allergic to lidocaine. This is normal."< br>
“…”
“That’s not how you treat a doctor?”
Shen Zizai was at a loss.
It seems that I haven’t seen a patient so carefully in many years, and Chen Yong has learned a lot from Luo Hao. They are very good at it.
"What are you talking about?" Luo Hao had finished the operation and had already come over. The person behind him who picked up the lead clothes was not Meng Liangren but Zhuang Yan.
“The director controls the general direction of treatment and provides treatment plans. We implement them on the ground and perform our duties. Let the director do it all, and the director is too busy.”
Wear this high hat. Shen Zizai is a little comfortable.
"Ronald, have you finished the operation?"
"Well, it's a big tumor, just place a tube in the hepatic artery and inject medicine." Luo Hao explained.
"When will the bamboo come back?"
"Come on, the big fat girl is about to give birth, and the second fat girl and the third fat girl are also having babies."
What are the names of these! Shen Zizai expressed dissatisfaction with Luo Hao's naming skills.
“This is Zhuzi’s first child, and their family must be reunited, right?”
“Is Zhuzi okay in Qinling?”
"..." Luo Hao was silent.
? ? ?
Shen Zizai was a little surprised.
"Bamboo always feels that the food on the mountain is tasteless. He often goes down the mountain to the villagers' houses to ask for food, and has eaten several rice bowls. It's a disaster!" Luo Hao was dissatisfied.
"What are you talking about? The villagers are all happy, why are you unhappy?" Chen Yong stood on Zhuzi's side and attacked Luo Hao.
"Just squat on the mountain. There are no natural enemies among the green mountains and green waters. It's great to eat and swim every day. I have to go down the mountain to harm the villagers."
"You can't stand it if you are squatting on the mountain every day. "What's wrong with going down the mountain to hold a tooth ceremony?" Chen Yong stood firmly on Zhuzi's side like a daddy.
Luo Hao sighed.
"Go down the mountain to make tooth sacrifices?"
"I just ate the chickens, ducks and geese raised by the villagers, and also gnawed two pigs. I lost all the money I should have paid, and it was still overcompensated," Luo Hao said. ." Chen Yong stood firmly on Bamboo's side.
"Let's do the surgery. It'll be fine." Luo Hao glanced at the location of the local anesthesia and said to Chen Yong.
Turn around and leave, the airtight lead door is closed, leaving only Chen Yong in the operating room.
"Ronaldo, are you going to take the police dog home for surgery in the hospital?"
"Yes, I'll go in a minute."
Speaking of Dahei , the smile on Luo Hao's face became brighter.
"Do you have time to raise her?"
"There is also Da Nizi. If it doesn't work, she will be tied up in the zoo." Luo Hao said, "I had an operation and I have some feelings. I know Da Hei must retire, so I will She told the base that she wanted to adopt Dahei. "
Shen Zizai thought of the chaos in Luo Hao's family and smiled without saying a word.
"Ronaldo, how are the projects you have on hand?"
"Not bad, progressing steadily and accelerating."
"Are you busy enough?" Shen Zizai asked, then glanced at Luo Hao.
Luo Hao is looking at the screen.
"Ronald, are the peach blossoms flourishing recently?" Shen Zizai started to gossip.
Technician 66’s eyes lit up.
"Director, look at you." Luo Hao smiled shyly.
"In the photo book, career and peach blossoms are in the same position and face. An old director told me about it back then. I haven't studied it, but it still makes sense when I think about it." Shen Zizai leaned back on the chair and raised his hands. , put it in the back of your mind.
"Some time ago, a securities company broke the scandal. I don't know how many female employees attacked their manager. Some people even said that a certain president's body belongs to the company and cannot be monopolized by one person."
"Fuck, really! I just said why my peach blossoms are not flourishing!" 66 technicians were shocked.
Luo Hao thought about it, turned around and looked at Shen Zizai without looking at the operation.
"Director, don't worry, I won't mess around. You have to be careful every step and walk on thin ice. This is what the boss said, and I will implement it firmly."
Shen Zizi smiled and nodded.
Ronaldinho can understand words, unlike Lao Liu, who always focuses on women.
"Director, are you telling the truth? Isn't the CEO of that securities company..."
"Really, this is indeed the case." Luo Hao interrupted He listened to the words of technician 66 and said seriously, "Director, Bamboo has come back recently, let's go play with the cat."
"Okay!"
When talking about bamboo, Shen Zizai's interest greatly increased.
After learning that Wang Jiani was raising giant pandas, Shen Zizai gave up the idea of becoming a breeder and just wanted to pet the cats if he had nothing to do.
It’s just that the big fat girl and the second fat girl are not as gentle as bamboos. They can only watch from a distance. Even Wang Jiani does not dare to enter the cage casually. Only Luo Hao can enter.
"Is it really so exciting to be a leader? Are there so many people who are fighting for their lives? And your body belongs to everyone? Why are you so open-minded? Why haven't I encountered this before?" Technician 66 was still chattering.
“Yes, Lao Liu.” Luo Hao smiled, “Let me tell you something.”
"About two years ago, a director posted a hot picture in the department group. It wasn't a selfie, don't think too much about it, but the department group included both men and women. I felt so embarrassed when I saw it."
< br>“Ha, sent it by mistake?”
“Yes, it’s about food and sex. If you go home and ask your wife to see the chat history between her and her best friend, your wife will definitely not give it to you.”
"Then, what next, will the director commit suicide out of shame?" Technician 66 was very interested.
Shen Zizai looked at Technician 66 and shook his head helplessly.
How did Ronaldinho know that he was impatient?
But Ronaldinho always speaks for technician 66. This guy's heart is still too soft and he should be tougher. Technician No. 66 should have a straight face, otherwise he wouldn't be able to tell what his facial features are.
"No, a young doctor under him replied almost instantly - Director, this is not exciting enough, look at me."
"!!!"< br>
"In less than 2 years, that young doctor was already preparing to lead a team. I have observed this."
"Fuck, this is okay! This emotional intelligence is too high." "Technician 66 was inexplicably horrified.
Shen Zizai also felt something in his heart.
"Zhuang Yan, come and do the compressions!"
Chen Yong's voice came from the speaker.
Zhuang Yan kicked open the airtight lead door and ran and jumped to apply pressure to stop the bleeding.
However, Chen Yong did not take off his lead clothes while walking. Although the head nurse would not scold him and the nurse would help clean up, Chen Yong felt bored.
After packing up his lead clothes, Chen Yong came out and kicked the 66 technician's chair.
The 66 technician stood up quickly. After Chen Yong sat down, he found the image and asked Luo Hao two questions.
Luo Hao answered them one by one.
Shen Zizai felt a little headache looking at all this.
Needless to say, Luo Hao's surgical skills were unfathomable. Now Shen Zizai knew that Luo Hao had only teased him in the past. His level was too high, and even Shen Zizai didn't understand many things.
And high level is not limited to surgery. For example, today's anesthetic allergy, Luo Hao didn't even take action, just stood behind and held the line.
The main person doing the work is Chen Yong.
This little guy's surgery was taught step by step by Shen Zizai. Luo Hao also taught him, but not as much as himself.
Chen Yong’s progress is so fast that it’s hard to describe in words.
After more than half a year, Shen Zizai felt that Chen Yong had reached the level of his own surgery.
This is hard to believe.
Shen Zizai didn't even notice the two questions just now.
"Director, shall we go down?" Luo Hao turned around and said after answering.
"Let's go and see how you use laparoscopic equipment to fold paper cranes."
Change clothes and go downstairs. Meng Liangren has already gone to the Gastrointestinal Surgery Department to find Director Chen Yan and Chen to train their junior doctors on surgery. "Rudimentary" equipment.
A piece of white paper is placed in a cardboard box to simulate the human abdomen.
Luo Hao held the endoscopic forceps and said, "Xiao Zhuang, use your mobile phone to record it. If there is anything you don't understand, go back and watch the video yourself."
"Yeah!" Zhuang Yan has already raised her phone.
A piece of A4 paper was picked up by Luo Hao at the opposite corners with laparoscopic forceps and began to fold.
After only watching for 2 seconds, Shen Zizai was stunned.
Laparoscopic forceps are very long. After all, they are operated outside the body. If they are shorter, they will not be enough.
The longer it is, the more difficult it is to be sensitive. This is inevitable.
Under Luo Hao's hands, the two pliers were like extensions of his hands. It seemed that he was doing it effortlessly, but in the blink of an eye, Luo Hao had already folded the paper into flowers.
Looking further, every action is meticulous and orderly.
More than ten seconds later, the prototype of a paper crane appeared in the field of vision.
A few seconds later, after Luo Hao folded it for the last time, the pliers in his right hand suddenly made a mistake and clicked on the empty space next to it.
It is really difficult, even Luo Hao made a mistake, Shen Zi thought in his heart.
If you are recording a teaching video, you still have to be energetic. I just had surgery today, so it is not suitable.
"Luo Hao, your last click looks weird. Should there be a timer at that position?" Chen Yong asked.
“???”
Shen Zizai was stunned.
Luo Hao's last "mistake" action was not really a mistake, but there should be a timer there!
“Yes, when I train endoscopic techniques at Xiehe University, I have to have a timer. Actually, it’s not very useful, but to surpass yourself, comparison is always better than nothing.”
< br>
"!!!"
"How fast can you go?" Chen Yong asked.
"Hey." Luo Hao didn't say anything, just smiled.
“You are so strong, aren’t you tired?” Chen Yong said scornfully.
Zhuang Yan looked solemn and began to open the video of Luo Hao folding paper cranes from the beginning.
She looked at it, but she didn't understand it.
It’s not that I can’t understand it at all, it just requires constant practice and many details.
Only then did Zhuang Yan realize how far away she was from going on stage for surgery.
"Senior brother, do all of you at Union Medical College train like this? Why haven't I heard of it?"
"I train like this. Although we are all students of Union Medical College, I still have to be stricter with myself. A little bit." Luo Hao replied calmly.
Chen Yong cursed in his heart that his words were unnecessary, and Zhuang Yan also gave Luo Hao a chance to show off.
“Let’s go, pick up Dahei.” Chen Yong interrupted Luo Hao’s pretense.
"Director, I will check the room and leave first."
"Okay."
After Luo Hao and Chen Yong left, Zhuang Yan tried Two or three times, I finally sat in the corner sulking with a depressed look on my face.
"Xiao Zhuang, don't be angry. Surgery can't be done in a day. You can see that Professor Luo sounds relaxed, but in fact, who knows how much effort he puts into it. Usually, he even reads papers on his mobile phone while eating. Anyway, I You can't do this." Meng Liangren persuaded him with a straight face.
“But this is too difficult.” Zhuang Yan pouted and was angry with herself, despising herself for being too stupid.
Meng Liangren thought for a while and stood up.
He came to the Gastrointestinal Surgery Department and went directly to Chen Yan’s office.
“Dong dong dong~”
"Come in~"
Meng Liangren pushed the door open and went in.
The moment the door opened, Meng Liangren's waist was lifted, and the smile on his face became kind and friendly, even like a dog licking.
Just not greasy enough to be annoying.
"Lao Meng, why are you here? The equipment doesn't work well? Ronaldinho can't even debug it." Chen Yan also habitually calls Meng Liang Lao Meng.
"Director Chen, don't mention it." Meng Liangren sighed.
"Huh?"
"Xiaozhuang said she wanted to have surgery. Professor Luo recorded a teaching video for her and then left. She went to the base to pick up Dahei, who was injured two months ago. A police dog."
"Instructional video?"
"Using laparoscopic equipment to fold paper cranes"
"!!!" Chen Yan was startled, and his expression immediately became serious.
Chen Yan knew exactly what Meng Liangren said in the belly of this old dog. Luo Hao left a teaching video and left, but they couldn't understand it.
You can use laparoscopic equipment to fold paper cranes, what the hell is that?
So it can still be like this!
It’s not that Chen Yan couldn’t figure it out, he immediately understood it, folding hands! Handmade, handmade.
If laparoscopic long forceps could be as dexterous as hands, how much better would the surgery be!
Just thinking about it, Chen Yan felt that his scalp was numb and his beard and heart hair were growing.
"Let's go and have a look. The same goes for Xiao Luo. Xiao Yan has never had surgery and she doesn't teach her well."
Meng Liangren noticed that Chen Yan had thumbs and The index and middle fingers keep moving.
"Lao Meng, you did the right thing, come to me directly, don't wait and see." Chen Yan said as he walked.
"Yes, I'm here to bring reinforcements." Meng Liangren said honestly and kindly, "I am the role of Sha Monk. I usually write medical records, but they are embarrassed. I'm here to invite Tathagata Buddha."
Gan!
This is a bit too much, and Chen Yan doesn’t dare to accept it.
While walking and chatting about how Luo Hao used laparoscopic equipment to fold paper cranes, Chen Yan quickly arrived at the interventionalist's office.
Zhuang Yan has tried again. Chen Yan said nothing and stood behind Zhuang Yan and watched.
The phone was placed on the stand, and Zhuang Yan had adjusted it to 0.75x speed, but it still failed one after another.
She obviously wanted to press pause, but it was really inconvenient to hold the long forceps of the laparoscope with both hands.
Failure is inevitable, and Zhuang Yan is a little frustrated.
“Meow meow meow~~~” Zhuang Yan meowed twice inexplicably.
Chen Yan was startled for a moment, then smiled and said, "Xiaoyan, let me take a look."
"Director Chen!"
"You're welcome, can I see your phone?"
Zhuang Yan immediately handed the phone to Chen Yan.
Chen Yan thought and adjusted the speed to normal.
This surgery was done by hand... Chen Yan was amazed at how it was done by hand.
Originally, Chen Yan thought that Luo Haoda's surgical skills were top-notch in the country and that his skills were inherited from Boss Chai.
I didn’t expect that Luo Hao’s laparoscopy skills were just as good as those of major surgery, and even more delicate than his own.
You can get a glimpse of the leopard from the handwork.
Chen Yan noticed the details that Shen Zizai didn't notice. The dexterity of Luo Hao's hands was almost exactly the same.
In other words, Luo Hao has no weaknesses or weaknesses!
With equal dexterity in both hands, this is a natural born surgeon!
What the hell, Chen Yan frowned and looked at the video.
After finishing it, Chen Yan read it again.
After finishing it, Chen Yan read it again.
After watching it ten times, Chen Yan felt bitter in his heart. I am afraid that I will make a fool of myself today and embarrass myself.
The long forceps of the laparoscope were like his own hands in Luo Hao's hands. The movements were not very fast, but they were extremely coherent, silky and smooth.
No movement is superfluous.
This is due to the fact that the dexterity of Luo Hao's hands is almost exactly the same! And it benefited from Luo Hao's skills that he had been honing for an unknown amount of time.
Chen Yan estimates that he can fold a paper crane, but the speed is much slower than Luo Hao.
"Director Chen, can you please do it slower?" Meng Liang asked in a seductive voice.
"???"
"The lowest speed of the video is 0.75. Neither Xiaozhuang nor I can understand it." Meng Liangren said sadly, "You can definitely do it, but don't do it too fast. Please be considerate. Look at me and Xiaozhuang. You are definitely better at folding paper cranes than my Professor Luo, at least not worse than him, but it is too fast for us to see clearly."
Chen Yan gave Meng Liangren a deep look.
A few years later, will Zhuang Yan become like this?
It seems a little hard to say.
(End of this chapter)