Chapter 392 Extra: If you break up with them on April Fool's Day
April Fool's Day special extra~
Pillow is here to wish everyone a happy April Fool's Day, and hope that everyone can enjoy this spring. A good start to April~
Warm reminder: The extra content in this chapter has nothing to do with the main text! Nothing to do! ! Nothing to do! ! !
Involved roles: the two heroines and the female supporting characters.
Highlights: There are female supporting characters, there are female supporting characters, there are female supporting characters in the plot! ! !
(Please do not click if you mind.)
IF line, set in a parallel universe.
There is only 1v1 single female protagonist, and everyone is not in the same world view.
Content: If you break up with them on April Fool's Day.
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Chu Qingmian Chapter.
On the first day of April, Su Chengyi was woken up by a big mountain.
In the dream, he was being angrily hit in the chest by King Kong's fist. The extremely real feeling of suffocation made people struggle to wake up even though they knew it was a dream.
After opening his eyes, Fu Rui was lying beside the bed looking at him with a pair of harmless dog eyes.
After growing into a full-grown Bernese Mountain Dog, its actions similar to pleasing and coquettishness can be said to be fatal to sleeping humans.
Su Chengyi coughed a few times and pinched its furry head like punishment.
"Where's your mother?"
Fu Rui let out a "woof", got up and walked towards the living room.
Su Chengyi rubbed his chest, turned over and got up, and saw the numbers on the electronic calendar beside the bed.
April 1st.
After Miss Chu was promoted to Mr. Chu, although she had many things to do every day, she still very willfully set the 1st, 11th, and 21st of every month as her rest days.
No matter the weather, it is unstoppable.
So she is also resting at home today.
Su Chengyi's eyes moved down and saw the three words displayed below April 1st, April Fool's Day.
The thought of committing suicide came very naturally.
When he came to the living room, Chu Qingmian was huddled on the chair at the dining table with a piece of bread in his mouth.
“No, no, this is chocolate bread!
Look, it’s written on it. Mom will read it to you. Dog~dog~can’t~eat~”
Su Chengyi was secretly amused, that was obviously just whole wheat bread.
"Cough."
He coughed, Chu Qingmian's eyes lit up, she ran over barefoot on the carpet and threw herself into his arms.
“You finally woke up!”
“Didn’t you mobilize your troops to wake me up?”
Su Chengyi carried her to the sofa, looking serious question.
It was impossible for him to sleep without closing the door to his room, otherwise Fury wouldn't be able to get in.
Chu Qingmian definitely did this deliberately when she saw that he was not awake when she got home.
"Who said that! I woke you up just to let you accompany me, huh!"
Chu Qingmian's eyes were erratic and unnatural.
From the age of sixteen to twenty-two, this guy still hasn't learned to lie.
Su Chengyi decided to teach on the spot.
He cleared his throat and said seriously:
"I have something to tell you."
"What is it."
Chu Qing Seeing his serious expression, Mian stopped joking.
Su Chengyi looked at her sparkling eyes and said:
"I don't think we are suitable for each other."
Chu Qingmian's breathing was stagnant and she felt a little dizzy.
“.What does it mean?”
“It means, let’s break up.”
Su Chengyi slowed down his speaking speed and tried to speak the words seriously.
Chu Qingmian seemed to be stunned by the word "breakup", she waved her hands tremblingly.
"Wait, wait a moment, let me slow down."
She stood up from the sofa and started walking around the house, trying to hide her anxiety.
"Breaking up? You told me to break up? Su Chengyi, are you serious?"
"Yeah."
Su Chengyi leaned on the sofa and nodded.
"Okay! Just split it up! Whatever you want!!!"
Chu Qingmian threw herself to the other side of the sofa, in the corner farthest from him.
“I have talked with you for six years, seven months, four days, eight hours, fifteen minutes and seven seconds. I really think it is too long!
Hahaha, you don’t know yet, right? ! In fact, I have wanted to break up for a long time. It is very boring to stay with a piece of wood every day! "
She grabbed a rabbit pillow and held it in her arms angrily like a chokehold.
"As a boyfriend, you are quite handsome!
But you can’t cook well. Except for the sweet and sour pork ribs, braised meat, spicy fish, cola, chicken wings, teriyaki chicken steak, everything tastes bad!
Haha, fortunately you mentioned breaking up now, otherwise I would have mentioned it sooner or later! ”
Su Chengyi felt that the rabbit's neck was about to be broken by her, and she really wanted to laugh.
"Are you going to break up now, or do you want to think about it again? I'll give you another chance!"
Chu Qingmian said this in a way that she thought was very covert. His eyes were observing Su Chengyi's expression.
"I don't feel sorry for you at all, absolutely not! I'm just afraid that you will regret it after we break up, you know!"
Su Chengyi said "hmm" and nodded again .
"I've thought about it."
"Su Chengyi, you'd better not regret it!!!"
Chu Qingmian immediately threw the rabbit over and returned to the room angrily. go.
The sound of "ping ping ping pong" came from inside, and she was packing her luggage in a grand way.
Su Chengyi finally couldn't hold back his laughter. He picked up the rabbit and leaned against the bedroom door.
"What are you looking at? Have you never seen a beautiful woman packing her luggage?!"
Chu Qingmian glared at him angrily.
Su Chengyi originally wanted to confess, but seeing how angry she was, he couldn't help teasing her anymore.
"Well, I mainly want to see if you missed anything."
"I don't want the ones you missed! I don't need you to tell me!"
Chu Qingmian stuffed the dolls on the bed into the suitcase one by one.
Fu Rui, who had secretly finished the piece of whole wheat bread, also strolled into the room at this time.
"Fu Rui, do you want to stay with dad or mom."
Chu Qingmian looked at it seriously.
Unexpectedly, Furui shook his tail, turned around and left.
Su Chengyi looked at its honest back, thinking that even the dog could see things that the young lady still couldn't.
“Look what that is.”
He raised his chin and motioned Chu Qingmian to look at the bedside table.
"What, this calendar is not mine."
Chu Qingmian quietly wiped away her tears and looked at the messy room, suddenly feeling sad.
"Su Chengyi, do you really want to break up with me?"
She pursed her lips in grievance and looked at him with tears in her eyes.
Su Chengyi let out a "tsk" sound, walked over and was about to speak, when she started talking to herself again.
"No, you can't break up with me. You said you wanted to marry me, I don't want to break up."
Seeing that her tears were about to fall, Su Chengyi quickly raised his hands to apologize. ：
"Chu Qingmian, please be smart and look at the calendar."
Chu Qingmian turned her head and took another look without knowing why.
Foolishness, person, integrity.
“.”
She felt for a moment that all her tears were in vain.
"Su Chengyi, believe it or not, I will bite you to death."
"I will cook today."
"Who do you think I am? Am I so easy to bribe?!
Unless tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are added”
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Chen Jinzhi's chapter.
Entertainment news was playing on the TV. Su Chengyi occasionally looked up while typing the code.
“On April 1st, the movie "Rainy Season" starring the new actress Chen Jinzhi will be officially screened.
Let's take a look at the wonderful trailer."
Of course Su Chengyi has watched the trailer a thousand and eight hundred times.
Chen Jinzhi has been busy with movie promotions for a long time recently. He is almost busy day and night.
Su Chengyi waited for the trailer to end, stood up and wanted to turn off the TV, when he suddenly saw the title of the next news item.
“A certain variety show recorded an April Fool’s Day special today”
April Fool’s Day?
Yes, today is April 1st.
Su Chengyi looked at the buzzing variety show on the screen, and suddenly he felt evil.
He opened the chat box with Chen Jinzhi and sent:
"There is something I want to tell you."
After sending the message, he went to pour water. I thought Jin Tianhou responded to messages very quickly.
“You said.”
While Su Chengyi was typing, he thought, it's a good thing they weren't face to face, otherwise they would be betrayed soon.
"Let's break up."
Chen Jinzhi's status changed to "The other party is typing", and the next second, the reply message was sent.
"Okay."
Su Chengyi choked on her saliva and coughed repeatedly.
good? OK? !
Isn’t this a bit too straightforward?
He pulled out a paper towel to wipe away the water droplets splashed on the table, and replied:
"Why are you so calm?"
"Otherwise, could it be that Teacher Su is Do you want to see me cry and beg you not to break up?”
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Su Chengyi paused and realized that making such a joke with Chen Jinzhi was no less than self-humiliating.
She must have seen through it long ago!
Su Chengyi sighed, threw the paper towels he had just wiped the table into the bucket, and picked up the garbage bag to go out and take out the trash.
The moment I opened the door, I saw a new diva standing at the door with a smile.
Seeing his surprised expression, the other party's eyes revealed a somewhat victorious smile.
"Teacher Su, Happy April Fool's Day."
She took out a bouquet of flowers from behind.
Lisianthus and pink roses are as beautiful as today’s weather.
Su Chengyi took the flower, with a bit of embarrassment about having her lie exposed on her face.
"Why did you come back today?"
"I don't know, maybe I guessed that someone was going to break up with me~"
Chen Jinzhi came closer, and Su Chengyi smelled the roses in her hair. aroma.
"By the way, our current relationship cannot be said to be broken up."
She blinked and bit his lip as if in punishment.
"It's better to say divorce, stupid husband."
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Liang Nina Chapter.
Su Chengyi realized that today was April Fool's Day while having breakfast.
Many people in the WeChat group chat are forwarding jokes, similar to "Everyone who says he has to go to work today on April Fool's Day is lying to you."
Of course, there are many clowns who express their feelings on April Fool's Day.
In that case
Su Chengyi glanced sideways at Liang Nina who was changing clothes on the sofa.
This guy brought out two sets of clothes and asked him to help choose one. After he chose, she started changing on the spot without any scruples.
I have to say that the girl’s waist is really good.
No, that's not the point.
Su Chengyi flipped the phone upside down on the table and cleared his throat.
"Nana."
"Huh? Senior."
Liang Nina turned around like a kitten and crawled next to him.
Although they have been together for a while, she is still used to calling him senior.
Su Chengyi looked at her messy buttoned collar and said:
"That."
Before he finished speaking, Liang Nina understood everything. expression.
"Senior, I have classes later, can I do it in the evening? Or during lunch break."
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What a mess!
As soon as she said these words, Su Chengyi almost choked to death on the piece of waffle just now.
“Forget it, I’ll go ask for leave now.”
Liang Nina frowned and had already made up her mind.
"No, wait."
Su Chengyi coughed and said seriously:
"What I mean is, let's break up."
Liang Nina's expression did not change at all. , a pair of exquisite cat eyes without any ripples.
If it weren't for the long silence, Su Chengyi almost thought she hadn't heard.
After a long while, Su Chengyi finally got a little hairy after being stared at by her. Just when she wanted to surrender, Liang Nina suddenly said slowly and slowly:
"Why, are seniors tired of me?"
"It can't be like this. "Say."
Su Chengyi paused, a little curious about what would happen next, and decided to follow her words.
"Senior."
Liang Nina’s expression suddenly became sad. "Did you know? Our house has a basement."
"Huh?"
Su Chengyi didn't know about this and didn't hear about it when he bought the house.
"There are cages and chains in the basement. It is very quiet and can accommodate the two of us. I am the only one in the world who has the key."
Liang Nina smiled sweetly again. Compared with the deep sadness just now, she seemed a little nervous.
"If I lock up my senior, will he be obedient? Only then will he not leave me."
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This guy started again Got sick.
Su Chengyi looked at her empty eyes and sighed inwardly.
"Senior, don't think about running away."
Liang Nina stood up while keeping her smile.
"Senior, are you dizzy? It's okay, you'll be fine in a while.
By the way, the glass of milk that senior just drank was heated by me."
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What do you mean, was it drugged?
When she said this, Su Chengyi realized that the joke was too big.
Beibei, why do you want to die and play this with a yandere when you have nothing to do! ! !
"Nana, listen to me, today is the day"
Halfway through his words, Liang Nina suddenly smiled and put her arms around his neck.
"Senior, you thought I would be like that just now, right?"
"Huh?"
Su Chengyi was stunned for a moment.
Liang Nina nuzzled the crook of his neck like a kitten.
“Huh, senior lied to me, senior is a bad person.”
Ah, it turns out that I've been wearing it for a long time.
Su Chengyi breathed a sigh of relief, what she just said seemed true.
"Senior is kidding me, right?"
"Yes, this is an April Fool's joke."
Su Chengyi touched her head, chestnut curly hair It feels good in hand.
Liang Nina finally relaxed and stood up again.
"Then senior, ask for leave for me. I don't want to go to school today."
"Okay."
It's the same with studying at home anyway.
Su Chengyi nodded, and the female high school student ran back to her room to change into pajamas with satisfaction.
Really, after he has been acting normal for so long, I thought this guy was already cured.
Su Chengyi sighed, stood up, and put away the clothes she had changed on the sofa.
“Ding Dong.”
A crisp sound.
Something rolled onto the wooden floor.
Su Chengyi lowered his head and his eyes froze.
That is a copper key.
He has never seen it.
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Lin Zhiwan’s chapter.
Su Chengyi met a vendor selling old-fashioned candy figures on his way to get off work.
It is really hard to see it in the busy modern city.
Su Chengyi stood aside and admired the vendor's superb craftsmanship for a while, then chose a Monkey King candy man from the finished product.
When I carried it home, it attracted the attention of the naughty kids in the neighborhood.
The naughty child led the bear’s parents around and asked him where he bought it.
Su Chengyi usually didn't bother to answer questions like this, so he might just give the candy man away casually.
Unfortunately not today.
Facing the naughty child’s laughter, Su Chengyi smiled faintly.
“Brought to my lover.”
The bear parents were moved after hearing about it, and they only felt that it had a retro romance.
The whole community knew that he had a beautiful and virtuous wife.
Su Chengyi said goodbye politely without comment.
It’s not for romance, it’s just that Lin Zhiwan has tasted too little sweetness since he was a child, so when he sees various types of sweets, he wants to bring her a piece.
"Beep."
The elevator door opened, and Su Chengyi took out the keys as he walked. Because it was difficult to move with the candy man, he moved a little slower.
The door to the house opened in response.
Lin Zhiwan seemed to have some kind of magic, she could always accurately predict the time when he would come home, and then open the door for him in advance.
Su Chengyi paused and handed the candy man to her like a treasure.
Lin Zhiwan was a little surprised and raised a gentle smile.
“For me?”
She gestured a little nervously.
"Otherwise."
Su Chengyi found it a bit funny. She had been married for several years, but she still looked frightened.
For a while, I felt a little inexplicable.
Su Chengyi thought about the April Fool's Day prank that he heard others discussing in the company today, and with a thought in his mind, he said:
"Sister Lin."
Lin Zhiwan was helping him get his slippers. When he heard him calling her, she thought he was urging her to get the candy man, so she hurriedly turned around and wiped her hands.
Unexpectedly, Su Chengyi leaned against the door and had no intention of coming in.
Lin Zhiwan was inexplicably nervous and mustered up the courage to reach out her hand and wanted to lead him into the house.
“Let’s break up.”
Su Chengyi regretted it almost immediately after saying this.
Because Lin Zhiwan's eyes turned red for a moment, she touched the hearing aid in her ear with trembling hands, as if hoping that something was wrong with it.
Su Chengyi raised his hands and surrendered.
“You’re kidding, today is April Fool’s Day.”
“April Fool’s Day?”
Lin Zhiwan confirmed with him over and over again with red eyes.
"Yes, it is a festival where everyone tells lies."
Su Chengyi explained for a long time, but Lin Zhiwan was still hesitant to believe it.
Finally, I got angry silently for the first time in a long time.
Although she was angry, she didn’t show any signs of it. She just quietly put the Monkey King Sugar Man in the corner of the refrigerator.
midnight.
Su Chengyi got up to drink water and saw Lin Zhiwan sitting alone at the dining table in a daze.
She was holding the Monkey King candy figure that had been refrigerated in her hands, not knowing what she was thinking.
Su Chengyi walked over, she raised her head and looked at him eagerly.
“No April Fools’ Day.”
After being together for many years, she almost never asked for anything.
Su Chengyi smiled softly and gave her a comforting hug.
“Well, April Fool’s Day has passed.”
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Ye Ju Chapter .
“Let’s break up.”
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.no.com ."
"I knew you would never leave me."
"Love you."
"I love you too."
Su Chengyi was walking in the school and accidentally witnessed such a famous scene.
So today is April Fools' Day.
Su Chengyi glanced at his watch and confirmed this fact.
In this case——
When he returned home, Su Chengyi had rehearsed it many times in his mind.
Consciously there will be no flaws.
The difficulty is very high.
Because my girlfriend is a psychological counselor and is very difficult to deceive.
Ye Ju was sitting on the coffee table with his back to him, wondering what he was doing.
Su Chengyi coughed several times, but failed to attract her attention.
This is different from usual.
Su Chengyi walked around to her strangely.
There was nothing on the coffee table, Ye Ju was staring at the air in a daze.
“Huh?”
Su Chengyi stretched out his hand and waved it in front of her eyes.
Ye Ju seemed to realize that he was back and smiled.
"You're back."
"Well, I have something to tell you."
Su Chengyi got straight to the point and sat upright.
"I also have something to tell you."
Ye Ju looked solemn.
Su Chengyi suddenly felt something was wrong.
He has never seen his girlfriend behave like this.
“.Then you say it first.”
Su Chengyi carefully chose the last move and poured himself a cup of tea.
“Su Chengyi.”
Ye Ju looked at him with burning eyes.
"Huh?"
Su Chengyi drank tea calmly, deciding to stay calm no matter what he heard.
"You're going to be a father."
"Pfft!!!"
Su Chengyi spat out a sip of tea.
Ye Ju still didn’t laugh, her face was serious.
"Isn't it? Miss Ye, Miss Ju, this is not a joke."
Su Chengyi struggled to calm down.
"It's true, I went to the hospital to take a picture today."
Ye Ju lowered his eyes, as if he was a little nervous about telling the news.
"You just said you had something to tell me, what was it?"
She wrung her fingers and asked.
"Well, it's not important."
Of course we can't talk about breaking up at this time, but Su Chengyi is still a little suspicious.
"Can you show me the film?"
"Yes."
Ye Ju nodded, her eyes looking at Su Chengyi a little panicked.
"Su Chengyi, will you let me abort this child?"
"No."
Su Chengyi answered simply.
Although he is not ready to be a father yet.
No, let’s watch the movie first.
Unexpectedly, Ye Ju actually took out the hospital's examination report form from behind his back.
Su Chengyi's heart beat faster.
It's not that he hasn't thought about it, but it's still a bit sudden.
He opened the report with trembling hands.
The shape of the fetus in the X-ray of a pregnant woman’s belly looks a bit familiar.
It's Ultraman.
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“Pfft hahahahahaha!”
Ye Ju laughed so hard that he rolled on the floor.
"Hahahahaha Su Chengyi, are you an idiot?! Hahahaha you have to believe in modern security measures!!"
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Su Chengyi stood up and left.
"Hey, wait, wait, wait for me. Su Chengyi~"
Ye Ju followed up laughing, jumped up, and lay on his back.
"Oh, what's the big deal, you stingy! If it's the worst, I'll pay for your child!"
"Do you like boys or girls?"
"Happy April Fools' Day~"< br>
(End of this chapter)