Chapter 547 The Last Words of the Golden Retriever
Xu Yang covered his lower back and rolled around on the edge of the sofa like a caterpillar.
In order to save costs, the sofa was very narrow. Most of his body sat on the ground, and his fingers dug out a few wrinkles on the sofa.
Su Chengyi half-crouched next to him, looking at Da Congming's miserable appearance, and she really couldn't bear it.
"Hang on, how do your usual training injuries compare to this?"
Test the pain level and try to distract him by talking to him.
“It’s not even comparable, Mr. Yi.”
Xu Yang had already put on a real mask of pain, and his sweat was dripping down.
"Which specific location does it hurt?"
Su Chengyi opened her phone and wanted to check Baidu.
Han Bing leaned down and tentatively poked Xu Yang's lower back with his fingers.
“Here?”
“Ouch ah ah ah ah ah!!!”
Xu Yang immediately screamed like a pig.
He had been gritting his teeth just now with the mentality of "never be too embarrassed in front of his girlfriend", but now he couldn't hold on any longer, and his whole body collapsed on the ground.
It's really tragic.
Su Chengyi silently covered her ears.
Han Bing sneered and straightened up.
“Mostly kidney stones.”
“Kidney stones?”
Su Chengyi frowned. Although he had never seen it, he had heard about it.
It is the legendary pain level second only to female childbirth, super invincible explosion pain.
As for the cause.
“Fried chicken, beer and crayfish, eat them every day. If you don’t get stones, who will?”
Han Bingbing snorted and lowered his head. Then he saw the glass of iced Coke on the table, and for a moment he wanted to hit him on the head with the glass.
But seeing how his face was pale in pain and sweating profusely, he still felt a little unbearable.
"Su Chengyi, I called the hospital, but it's not easy for the ambulance to drive in, and the location of the store is not easy to find."
Chu Qingmian frowned after returning from the negotiation. Lock.
"Everything else is easy to say. I'm just afraid of wasting time. Otherwise, why don't we go downstairs and take a taxi ourselves?"
She said this.
The person involved, Xu Yang, no longer had any energy to speak. He buried his face on the sofa and just waved his hands helplessly.
No one can understand what he means and cannot refer to his opinion.
Su Chengyi thought for a while and said:
"If we take a taxi by ourselves, we have to find a way to carry him off first. Chu Qingmian, don't look at me. Look first. Is there a difference in size between me and him? Can I carry a 200-pound man by myself?”
“Xu Yang, are you okay?”
Chu Qingmian had no choice but to lower her head and ask.
“I can’t walk a little, ahhhhhh!”
Xu Yang’s last bit of strength was probably spent wailing, and he began to twist around on the sofa again, trying various methods. This pose attempts to relieve pain.
"Come on, let's call an ambulance first. They have a stretcher."
Han Bing sighed, but pulled out a tissue to help him dry the sweat on his face.
"Okay, then I'll try again."
Before Chu Qingmian finished speaking, other people in the store were also attracted by the howling.
The proprietress Ye Ju was holding a fruit plate. Seeing the chaotic scene here, she couldn't help but let out a "Yeah".
She pondered for a long time and came to a conclusion cheerfully.
“Are you practicing yoga?!”
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Brothers fell into deep silence.
“The posture is wrong, it should be like mine! Sister Orange, you worked part-time in a yoga class during the summer vacation. Let me show you!”
Ye Ju put down the fruit plate, rolled up his sleeves and ran to the side excitedly to prepare to teach in person.
“Can’t you see that he seems to be in pain right now?”
Su Chengyi asked sincerely.
"Yeah! It seems like it."
Ye Ju finally realized what he was doing. Xu Yang pressed his waist and weakly raised his hand to say hello to her.
"Is it possible that you twisted your waist while doing yoga?"
"Please don't mention yoga!"
Su Chengyi sighed, thinking of Han Bing's inference just now.
Her family comes from a family of traditional Chinese medicine. Her grandfather is a very famous old traditional Chinese medicine doctor, so he must know some relevant knowledge.
“It may be a kidney stone attack.”
Su Chengyi said this.
"Huh? Then go to the hospital quickly. This thing keeps hurting. My second uncle is a man who works on a construction site. Every time he has an attack, the pain is like killing a pig."
Ye Ju was thinking about how to describe such a cry, but Xu Yang felt a more serious sting because of a wrong posture, and suddenly shouted at the top of his lungs.
“Ahhhhhhh!”
“Uh, just like this.”
Ye Ju raised his hand with sympathy.
“Do you know where is the most convenient place to take a taxi here?”
At this time, Su Chengyi finally remembered that there was a ready-made local snake.
"I know, go downstairs from here, and then take the alley behind the typhoon shelter to get to the bus stop."
Ye Ju stretched out his hand and gestured.
"Can your waiter here lend me one, two, three or four? Help carry him down and we can take a taxi directly to the hospital."
Su Chengyi said.
If I don’t hurry up, I feel like Xu Yang is going to faint from the pain.
“Of course, I’ll call them for help now!”
Ye Ju nodded, opened the door and ran out.
"Classmate Ye Ju is very enthusiastic!"
Monitor Chu admired sincerely.
The next second, Ye Ju’s cry for help came from outside the door.
“Help~kill~”
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There was another silence in the room, with only the sound of Xu Yang gasping in pain.
Chu Qingmian couldn't help but look at Xu Yang with sympathy.
"If you hold on just a little longer, someone will be here to lift you up soon."
"Thank you, everyone."
Xu Yang gritted his teeth and struggled with great difficulty. I squeezed out a few words through my teeth.
"Okay, you don't mind me meddling now."
Han Bing sat on the armrest of the sofa next to him, his mouth still ruthless, but the movement of wiping sweat on his hands was very gentle.
“I don’t mind it anymore, I won’t mind it anymore.”
Xu Yang said with a sad face.
Han Bing paused for a moment before finally sighing and gently stroking the top of his hedgehog-like head with his palm.
The reinforcements that Ye Ju moved in quickly filed in, four or five young men.
Su Chengyi lifted one of Xu Yang's arms and put it on his shoulder, roughly weighing the weight.
"The stairs going down are very narrow. The three of us can't go down side by side. When we get there, let me try to carry a section of the way alone."
After he arranged the process, he He and the other two waiters worked together to lift Xu Yang up. "Put a little more force on your feet, and don't put all your weight on me."
Standing at the top of the stairs, Su Chengyi moved his shoulders and gave final instructions.
"Nothing else, it's just that if we fall down together, you'll be dead, and the pain will be even worse."
"I know."
Xu Yang sucked He sniffed and nodded.
"Su Chengyi, can you really do this? Otherwise, you should wait for Uncle Gao to come and carry him? He is already on the way."
Chu Qingmian looked at the dark and narrow corridor and said worriedly.
“Let’s give it a try.”
Su Chengyi squatted down a little and tilted his head.
“Come.”
The two waiters holding Xu Yang used some strength to put Xu Yang on Su Chengyi’s back.
No kidding, it was like Mount Tai was pressing down on me.
Su Chengyi took a breath and felt the joints of her knees "click" several times in succession.
"How is it? Can you walk?"
"If it doesn't work, let's take two steps and try another person."
"Let's try lifting it? But, It’s really narrow here.”
The waiters who came to help discussed variously.
Su Chengyi didn't answer. These waiters looked very thin, not much better than him.
He took a few deep breaths, exerted all his strength, and finally regained some control of his body from the weight of Mount Tai.
It must be done as quickly as possible. Every second that passes, your physical strength is passing away quickly.
Thinking of this, Su Chengyi's whole body tensed up. He looked down at the steps of the corridor and took steps forward.
"One, two, three, four, five."
He thought silently in his heart.
At this time, you can't think about anything else, you have to rely on your willpower to get through it.
In the end, with such a breath, the second before his physical strength completely collapsed, he ran to the exit downstairs and saw the dazzling sunshine outside.
At the moment when they were about to lose strength, the waiter who caught up from behind helped them in time.
"Damn brother, you are a real man!"
"It's a total leapfrog battle."
"I really can't handle it, man, you are awesome."
Listening to the sighs of others, Su Chengyi just nodded and slowly adjusted his breathing on the spot to relieve the soreness in his legs.
Two girls ran out behind.
"Su Chengyi, you are so amazing!"
Chu Qingmian stood next to him and carefully held his hand.
"Are you tired? Let's sit for a while? The driver will arrive in about a minute."
"No need."
Su Chengyi shook his head, he was almost relieved. Come on.
Thanks to frequent exercise at the archery studio during the summer vacation, and pulling a fifty-pound compound bow every day, his physical fitness was better than before.
Otherwise it would be strange to be able to carry Xu Yang.
These guys are not long-legged beauties like Chu Qingmian and Chen Jinzhi, who are over ninety pounds. They are slender and well-proportioned types, and it is not a problem to hold them with one hand.
But Xu Yang is a big guy who does regular exercise and fitness. His whole body is covered with muscles from lifting irons. This kind of muscles obviously feels particularly heavy.
"It was so hot. I was scared to watch from behind, for fear that you two would fall down together. Facts have proved that you two are indeed good brothers who are more connected than Calabash Baby."
Han Bing reached out and patted his shoulder, sighing.
"Mr. Yi, I will never thank you for your kindness. I will remember you forever."
Xu Yang said with tears in his eyes.
When the pain was so bad, he just howled and didn't really cry, but now there were really tears in his eyes.
"Collect."
Su Chengyi had goosebumps all over his body and slapped him on the forehead.
Due to the pain in his lower back, Xu Yang couldn't feel the beating at all at the moment, only a numb feeling in his forehead.
"Mr. Yi, if you can't help it, just knock me out with a stick. This thing is so painful, I can't stand it anymore."
Xu Yang begged.
Su Chengyi was about to reply when he saw two boys who also looked like college students walking out of the corridor. Their eyes of scrutiny and suspicion had been falling on their group.
The two men's whispers and loud conspiracies were also carried by the wind.
"Did you see that? They came out of that store where internal conflict is worse than fighting."
"Well, it was said to be some kind of psychological catharsis room, and something didn't feel right at first sight!"< br>
“That’s right, this must be a place for criminal transactions.”
“Well, this hedgehog looks like he’s been ripped off!!”
"If it doesn't work, let's call the police?"
"Well, the police station is over there"
"It's over, they've looked over, we won't be silenced, right?!"
"Run away!"
Two college students who were clear and stupid ran away in a panic.
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The few people standing in the wind were a little silent at this time.
When Xu Yang heard what they called "Ka waist", he immediately thought of kidney transplant surgery and the diseases that require kidney transplant surgery.
Diabetes, uremia, renal failure, nephritis
Thinking about it, he felt even sadder, and couldn’t help but burst into tears and said:
"Mr. Yi, am I suffering from some incurable disease? I'm not going to die soon, am I?"
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Su Chengyi said "tsk" for a moment. Don't know how to answer the call.
This guy has been pampered since he was a child. Apart from the occasional fall while playing ball, he probably has never had any illness. Now that he felt real internal pain, he subconsciously felt that it must be a terminal illness.
"I am definitely going to die. How can a minor illness or pain be so serious? Even if I don't die, I will definitely spend the rest of my life in a hospital bed. It's all over. My life is going to be over."
The more he thought about it, the more he felt that this must be the case, and Xu Yang sadly began to explain his last words.
“I still have money on my bank card. Let’s divide this month’s living expenses equally among you. No, you rich brothers and sisters also don’t need my three melons and two dates, so leave them all to me. The wood is ready.”
“You must eat on time, drink more hot water, and take good care of yourself. I will keep you healthy and safe under the Nine Springs.”
"I'm sorry for everyone, I'm sorry for everyone in our universe-saving team. I have to take the first step. After I die, everyone remembers to come and offer incense to me every year. I hope you can burn more paper Lamborghinis for me. . ”
“And the figures in my collection, Mr. Yi, are all given to you. You must cherish them, many of them are out of print.”
Hearing this, Su Chengyi took a step back and looked around.
I didn’t see any sticks or shovels, which was a pity, otherwise it would have been better to knock him out with a stick.
"Sister Mian, please remember to bring Fredo to see me in the future. I heard that dogs can talk to ghosts, so I can only talk to it in the future."< br>
“What are you talking nonsense about?”
Chu Qingmian is a sentimental little girl with shallow eye sockets. When he heard what he said, even though she knew the possibility was very low, she actually felt a little sad. He got up and had to frown to stop him from giving his "last words".
"Han Bing, what I just said are all angry words. I have no brain. I'm so sorry."
Speaking of this, Xu Yang sniffed and two lines of wet noodle tears fell down his face.
“It’s really amazing that you can become a blogger with millions of fans. In fact, I don’t think you are bad at all, but I think you are great. I feel like I don’t know anything and just do it every day. Why do you always like me when you know how to eat and wait to die?"
He was obviously a little delirious from the pain, and his speech was incoherent. His tears and sweat were mixed together, and he looked very embarrassed.
It was as if the pit where twenty bones had been buried was dug up and the golden retriever was eaten in a pot.
Su Chengyi gave such a description.
Listening to his nonsense, Han Bing felt angry and funny for a moment, and touched his head gently.
Thousands of words, finally turned into one sentence:
"Shut up."
"Okay."
Xu Yang shut his mouth obediently and continued to grit his teeth to fight against the pain that was not relieved at all and the sadness that he had no time left.
(End of this chapter)