Chapter 548 I just called you RMB 60,000
The driver Chu Qingmian called through DiDi, at first he thought someone was going to give birth when he saw the situation, and sparks were flying out of the steering wheel when he was reversing. , and when I took a closer look, I saw that he was a big young man, and my mood of helping others was extinguished a lot.
"Kidney stones, I can't survive kidney stones. You need to drink more water and jump more when you're done."
The driver turned around and shared his experience. talk.
"Uncle, I beg you, uncle, can you drive first? If you don't leave, I will die in your car. You must think it's unlucky!"
Xu Yang said with a sad face.
This does not sound false. The driver realized the seriousness of the problem and the car started slowly.
"Hello? Uncle Gao, have you arrived at the hospital? We have just set off. Well, okay, then you make arrangements first."
Chu Qingmian received a call from Uncle Gao, Although he got the news late, due to his style and efficiency, he arrived at the hospital early.
In this case, it would be better to ask Uncle Gao to pick him up early in the morning, Su Chengyi thought while rubbing his shoulders.
With Uncle Gao's body, it should be no problem to carry Xu Yang.
"Why don't you think there is any relief from this pain? It just hurts endlessly. Is this reasonable?"
Xu Yang shouted "Ouch", On the other hand, I couldn't help but keep complaining.
"Can you save your energy for talking and save your energy? We will have to check up when we get to the hospital soon."
Su Chengyi wanted to tape up his mouth.
"No, Mr. Yi, I can distract my attention by talking now. It will be uncomfortable if you ask me to carry you."
Xu Yang covered his lower back, even though the pain made his teeth chatter. Liaoye still insisted on talking.
"The talk has become a reality, just listen to it."
Han Bing leaned against the car window and sneered, his eyes falling on the traffic lights in front.
“By the way, Xu Yang, let me give you a warning, there is another one-and-a-half-minute red light ahead.”
"Ah, ah, help!"
The house leaked and it rained all night. Xu Yang was heartbroken when he heard this. He understood what it means to be unlucky and even drink cold water between his teeth.
Fortunately, the driver was an experienced driver. He led a few people to turn left and right and avoided many red lights.
"Very good, the original journey took us twenty minutes, but now it only takes -"
Chu Qingmian closed the car door and said in a long tone:
"Twenty-three minutes!"
"So what's the point of going around!!"
Xu Yang shouted hoarsely with his last strength.
Then Uncle Gao, who had been waiting at the door, picked him up and helped him into the hospital.
Su Chengyi walked behind and bumped fists with Uncle Gao.
"I haven't seen you for a long time, Uncle Gao. Where have you made a fortune recently?"
Hearing this, Uncle Gao glanced sideways at him. His eyes were smiling under his sunglasses, and he seemed to be in a good mood.
Su Chengyi couldn't help but sigh as he looked at Uncle Gao's extremely muscular arm that was holding Xu Yang firmly.
Looking back, you are not sorry, but you still have to practice, young man.
“Have you ever had symptoms like this before?”
The doctor in a white coat was a middle-aged man wearing glasses. He motioned for Xu Yang to lie down first.
“Never, doctor, I am a good boy.”
Xu Yang collapsed on the bed like a salted fish, shaking his head feebly.
The doctor glanced at this 180-pound "good boy" speechlessly, then raised his knuckles and tapped a spot on his lower back.
“Does it hurt here?”
"Yes!!!"
Xu Yang replied in a voice so sharp that it broke his voice.
The people watching could not help but lower their heads and laugh. Everyone looked at the sky and the ground out of the window politely.
“Let’s go over there and take a X-ray to see.”
The doctor pushed up his glasses, and in fact, he had almost determined that it was a symptom of stones.
"Doctor, I don't have any terminal illness, do I? If I do, just tell me directly and don't hide it from me."
Xu Yang was so painful that he almost fainted, but the nonsense words on his mouth were gone for a moment. Never stopped.
"Get up quickly."
Su Chengyi reluctantly pulled him up from the bed.
“The doctor can only give you painkillers after it is confirmed that you have stones. How long do you want to keep feeling like this?”
As soon as he finished speaking, Uncle Gao stepped forward, lifted Xu Yang up, and sent him to the next door.
After the door closed, several people stood side by side at the door waiting.
"I see that the doctor's examination technique just now is similar to yours."
Su Chengyi imitated the action of poking the waist, and Chu Qingmian let out an "ouch" and fell down with her eyebrows covered. vertical.
“Yes.”
Han Bing nodded.
“Anyone with a little bit of medical knowledge will probably know where it is. I can tell at a glance that it is probably a kidney stone.”
“Is there any relevant treatment method in traditional Chinese medicine?”
Su Chengyi thought for a while and asked curiously.
“Yes, there is, but there are different opinions about traditional Chinese medicine.”
Han Bing shook his head and continued:
"And with Xu Yang's bad temper, you want him to follow the traditional Chinese medicine method and boil medicine and drink medicine every day? He can't do it even if he is in pain."
< br>"Yes."
Su Chengyi agreed.
“Chinese medicine is too bitter! I can’t drink it even if I want to.”
Thinking of the bitter medicinal smell that filled the whole room, Chu Qingmian's face wrinkled up, and every cell in her body was filled with resistance.
“So you have to be careful, you know?”
Su Chengyi rubbed her face and felt that Miss Chu today felt especially like a white dough, which looked very unpleasant. happiness.
"Why should I be careful? I drink a lot of water every day."
Chu Qingmian snorted unconvinced.
"But you also love to eat junk food. Big fish and meat, coffee and milk tea, small chocolate cakes, hot pot vegetables, ice cream tarts"
"Stop, stop, stop, it makes me drool!! Could it be that I can’t eat whatever I like! Oh my God, is there any way to do this?”
Chu Qingmian lamented with a look of sadness.
Although she really loves to eat these things, after seeing Xu Yang's scene today, she also felt that she must pay attention to it, otherwise she would be so afraid of pain that she would definitely not be able to bear it.
“I don’t know, I was just talking nonsense.”
Su Chengyi laughed out loud.
"Su Chengyi!!!"
Chu Qingmian stamped her feet angrily. Just as she was about to say something, she saw a familiar figure turning around from the corridor.
"Mumu, this way!"
The sharp-eyed Miss Chu waved to him.
Lin Tong looked like he had run all the way here. His hair was soaked with sweat. He held his knees and panted heavily. It took him a while to recover enough to say hello.
His glasses were also covered with a layer of white mist. He wiped them carefully with his sleeves before he could clearly see the people in front of him.
If Chu Qingmian hadn’t said hello, he might have run to the wrong floor.
"Don't worry, nothing's going to happen."
Su Chengyi comforted him.
Upon seeing this, Han Bing handed over a pack of tissues and patted him on the shoulder.
"Mumu, you must have run all the way from school, right? Good guy, you can be considered true love."
"No, I changed the bus, and there were only two stops left. He just ran away."
Lin Tong shook his head and explained. He looked up at the sign at the door.
“Is it kidney stones? Are there any other problems?”
"Most likely, we have to wait for the test results for details."
Su Chengyi smoothly pulled him to a chair aside and sat down.
"It would be great if you were with us today. No matter how much we try to persuade Xu Yang, he feels that he must be terminally ill. I'm afraid he won't believe it until you say a few words."
Chu Qingmian sat on the other side of the bench and said with a smile.
Lin Tong scratched his head in embarrassment.
"No, I don't know anything yet. It would be great if I could graduate sooner. I want to be able to help everyone as soon as possible."
"There are some people who want to commit suicide and you can't stop them. Live.”
Han Bingbing snorted.
After taking the film, Xu Yang was pushed to the ward to wait for the results. Several people sat in a circle around him. He was a little embarrassed to howl any more. Although it was still painful, it was slightly better than when the attack first occurred, from a stinging pain to a dull pain.
"Mumu, let me tell you, it's just like someone is cutting your waist with a knife."
Xu Yang hugged Lin Tong's arm and cried.
Lin Tong patted his back sympathetically to express comfort.
“Kidney stones are like this. The surface will be very sharp, just like a hedgehog. Once it occurs, it will be very painful. Mr. Yang, if it is serious, the doctor may recommend that you undergo surgery to remove it. .
You must pay attention to eating healthily in the future, and don’t do what you did before, otherwise you may make the same mistakes again in the future even if you have surgery.”
"I got it."
Xu Yang lowered his eyes with a guilty conscience, not daring to look at Han Bing standing on the other side.
In fact, many times he knew that Han Bing's advice to him was for his own good, but it would be difficult to understand her warning without actually experiencing the pain.
On the other hand, there is also a slight rebellious influence, that is, I am unwilling to obey my girlfriend in everything, even though I know she is right.
“Have you not passed your rebellious stage yet?”
Su Chengyi, who was sitting on another hospital bed, said slowly.
“Mr. Yi!”
Xu Yang waved his hand in a panic, indicating that he should not make his feelings public.
"Is there anything that cannot be said? Everyone understands. The main reason is that I don’t want the brothers to say that you are a picky, henpecked, etc. After all, you are a man of eight feet, a real tough guy."
Su Chengyi continued.
"Hmph, you seem to understand Su Chengyi very well."
Hearing this, Chu Qingmian sat next to him and reached out to gently pinch the base of his ears.
"Mr. Yi, you understand me!"
Xu Yang didn't hear the teasing tone in his words, but instead nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
Lin Tong covered his face with his other hand, not knowing how to remind him at all.
"That's right. I'm so proud of myself. If it hurts a few more times, I'll be honest."
Han Bing laughed "ha".
Su Chengyi thought for a while and said:
"Have you ever heard the story of 'people who are afraid of their mothers'?"
Except for Xu Yang, everyone else They all shook their heads.
"In the past, there were some people who were afraid of their wives and were often bullied by their wives. So one day, ten of them gathered in a place and swore a blood oath and said they would revolt collectively."
"The ancestors were wise!"< br>
Xu Yang held his waist and gave a thumbs up.
Su Chengyi curled up his lips and continued:
"Everyone is drinking wine in honor of the gods. I don't want the women to hear about it and fight them all to the alliance."
"I don't know why, but this sentence feels so oppressive."
Lin Tong touched his arm and felt the hairs standing on end.
"Mu Mu, what do you have to be afraid of as a bachelor? It's us who should be afraid!"
Xu Yang shrank his neck, feeling that a slap was about to fall on him in the next second.
But Han Bing did not take action and just signaled Su Chengyi to continue.
"Nine people ran away in panic, but only one person sat still. So the remaining nine people admired him very much and agreed to recognize him as their eldest brother."
"A role model for our generation!!"
< br>Xu Yang raised his arms and shouted. If he had been in ancient times, he must have been one of those nine people.
"After the wives left here, everyone came out from everywhere to check. It turned out that the man had been frightened to death."
Su Chengyi said slowly.
Xu Yang: ".Huh?!"
"Hahahahahahahahahaha."
Han Bing had already fallen on the hospital bed laughing.
"I remembered, this is a story from "The Story of Xiaolin Guangji"!"
Squad leader Chu clapped his hands and thought of the source.
"Yes, that's really smart."
Su Chengyi held back a smile and touched her head.
"In order to prevent your boy from ending up like this, you should listen to Han Bing honestly in the future."
Su Chengyi spread his hands and said.
"I can't control him. This guy has healed his scars and forgotten the pain. He will definitely continue to live and drink after he is discharged from the hospital."
Han Bing waved her hands, indicating that she was too lazy to take on this troublesome matter.
“No, no, no, this scar doesn’t heal so quickly. It really hurts. I will remember it forever.”
Xu Yang’s mask of pain has not yet been taken off. He took out his cell phone from his trouser pocket.
"No, I really need to explain my funeral arrangements to you. Let me see how much money I still have in my bank card. I have spent a little too much this month. I guess I only have one left. It’s worth a thousand dollars.”
As he said this, he endured severe pain and unlocked the screen.
Su Chengyi knew that this was the legendary method of "lowering psychological expectations".
That is, before checking the balance, give yourself a lower estimate than the actual balance, so that when you see the real balance, you will feel psychologically satisfied.
“.”
After a long moment of silence, Xu Yang shouted in disbelief:
“What the hell, four dollars and eighty-two cents?!”
"No, buddy, where's my money!"
"I don't believe it, it must have been stolen. It's impossible for me to have so little money left."
Xu, who can't accept the reality at all Yang held his cell phone and began to check the flow of information.
"Sir, please don't hand over this inheritance. It costs 100 yuan to withdraw money from the ATM machine."
Han Bing and Chu Qingmian were already laughing.
After Xu Yang patiently checked the large amount of transactions one by one, he finally accepted the reality.
Because I found out that I actually spent it myself.
He has been taking people out to spend time this month. He has reserved booths every day and invited more than a dozen people to the buffet without hesitation.
No matter what, you still have to pay for the medical expenses yourself. Although Miss Chu and President Su are here, you can't be vague when it comes to paying the bill.
Thinking of this, Xu Yang scratched his head and began to send a message to the wronged mother.
"Mom, I don't have any living expenses, please come over with me. [Poor] [Hug]"
"I swear, this is the last time I have to ask for living expenses this month."
"I I won’t collect your New Year’s money this year.”
Half a minute later, my mother’s voice message came over.
Under normal circumstances, such a voice bar must be a very scary and angry voice, and the phone will pop up a volume reminder.
Due to the presence of everyone, Xu Yang nervously clicked the voice-to-text button.
"I just called you 60,000 yuan."
"!!!"
Mom is so generous this time!
Xu Yang suddenly felt that his waist was no longer so painful, and he opened a bank card balance inquiry with joy.
"Your bank card has received 200 yuan, and the balance is 204.82 yuan."
"What the hell?!"
Xu Yang returned to the WeChat interface in disbelief, and carefully typed a reply :
“Mom, I just checked and it’s only two hundred yuan. Did you transfer the wrong transfer?”
Phew.
A new voice note was sent.
"Two hundred is enough, seven tubes."
Seven. Seven tubes?
Xu Yang opened the voice bar with a confused look.
Sure enough, the background sound on the other side was the sound of passionate fighting on the mahjong field, with the sounds of shuffling cards coming and going.
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Xu Yang threw away his phone and covered his face helplessly.
“Hahahahahahahaha!!”
Several other people in the ward were already laughing so hard that they couldn’t hold back at all, even Uncle Gao’s ice face There were several cracks on the top.
The inside and outside of the ward were filled with happy air.
(End of this chapter)