Chapter 273: Why did I pretend to be a soft rice for you?
"@军师, I broke up. I’m so sad. Can you comfort me?"
Flashed on the public screen A high praise barrage.
Lin Feng drank some water and said: "Brother, if comfort is useful, I can comfort you all night.
But you and I both know that it is useless.
If you want to cry, cry loudly.
Who says men can't cry?
When I was fucking broken up, I would cry and cry, and I wouldn’t be able to sleep all night long.
Brother Shui, can you do it? "
Yu Huanshui nodded: "I can do it too. ”
Lin Feng slapped the table: "Look, brother,
so it's normal for you to feel uncomfortable.
The fact that you feel uncomfortable means that you are serious about her.
In a relationship, you only need to be serious about her. She, brother, you are aboveboard, you are decent and generous
It shows that you are a sincere and enthusiastic person, you are a kind and beautiful person.
What happened to the breakup?
Who has never been broken up with?
As long as I love with all my strength and without any reservation, then I shouldn’t be the one regretting it.
When it’s time to leave, be generous and don’t look back.
Although I may still miss you and miss you in my heart later, I will never bother you again in this life, and I won’t waste my time on you anymore. ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"As long as you love with all your strength and without any reservation, then I shouldn't be the one who regrets... These words of the military counselor saved my life (crying to death)."
< br>“When you love, you have no reservations, and when it’s time to leave, you don’t look back, absolutely (thumbs up)!”
“It’s been half a year since we broke up and we haven’t come out of it, what the military counselor said, brother, you are aboveboard. , you are decent and generous, and I am completely relieved (thank you).”
"I am a sincere and enthusiastic person, I am a kind and beautiful person..."
"Why did I cry when I heard this sentence?"
"Me too (Cry to death)."
. . . . . . .
“@军师, if you had broadcast it earlier, I would have saved myself many years of detours.”
Lin Feng smiled and said: "Brother, remember, there must be an experience in life that you have to go through by yourself.
When you are full of pain and loneliness,
you will realize To find something is called growth.
The process of something that allows you to grow must be painful.
Because no one wants to change spontaneously, unless influenced by the outside world. Forced.
So brothers, whether in love, life or work, if you feel painful, unhappy and lonely for a long time.
Congratulations, it means you have been growing.
You remember,
If. . . .
Fuck,
I really can't make it up anymore.
I’m not saying that, this brother,
It’s not too late for me to live broadcast!
I have been live streaming for five fucking years,
I just walked in front of you today.
You ask me why I didn’t broadcast it earlier?
I also want to ask you why you didn’t discover me earlier.
Do you know how I have spent these five years?
Huh? ! ”
...
On the barrage.
Pfft~
“This unexpected turn of events made me laugh so damn hard, hahahaha.”
“No, I’m being moved. Just let me do this (face covering) Laughing).”
“Hahaha, I can’t stop laughing, this anchor is so funny.”
"I'm in tears. I don't know if I'm moved or smiling (grin)."
"What a treasure boy, with super high emotional intelligence, rich connotations, real three views, and good looks." Value and humor, I’m a fan of it”
. . . . . .
Lin Feng straightened his expression and said: "No kidding, brothers, I would like to say the same thing to myself.
Without the setbacks and troughs of the past few years, I may not be qualified to sit like this. In front of you, Baba will give you a lesson.
Life requires accumulation, and I can’t say these words without experiencing painful growth.
Every encounter is the best arrangement.
Nothing to regret.
Thank you everyone. ”
Okay,
Next one.
Ding~
"Hello, military advisor."
It's a boy.
Lin Feng: "Come on, buddy, tell me about your situation."
Boy: "I'm asking about relationship issues. I have known my girlfriend for two years. The most important issue between us is the age gap. She is much older than me."
Lin Feng: "A lot How much is it?”
Boy: “I’m 21, she’s 34.”
Good guy,
13 years older!
Lin Feng smiled: "Brother, you have read a lot of Douyin's stuff."
? ?
The boy was confused.
Lin Feng knocked on the small blackboard and wrote: "Entrepreneurship guidance for college students - Rich Woman Chapter."
Brother,
You don’t want to go to work all day!
Uh. .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Entrepreneurship Guidance for College Students - Rich Woman Chapter"
"I'm really searching for college student entrepreneurship (grin)."
"I asked you to search for something useful, so you can just have fun (dog head)."
Hahahaha.
“Should I say it or not, this is genuine college student entrepreneurship (sunglasses).”
“Small investment, big return, isn’t this pure dry goods.”
"The 18-year-old me scoffed, the 28-year-old me analyzed (sunglasses) word for word."
"The 38-year-old was trying to make up for it (dog head)."
"The 58-year-old me was powerless (crying) Death)."
"I'll be a good boy, that's enough for you!"
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Boy: "I'm not a military advisor, I haven't graduated yet."
Lin Feng: "I got a job early before I graduated. You really got something useful!"
The boy said with a smile: "Her note The situation is indeed quite good. She works in the government and is also a leader."
Lin Feng smacked his lips and said, "Seeing that there are no brothers, she is smiling. She is 13 years older and is still a leader. You kid has nothing to do with it. That's great.
Compared with your classmates, your starting point is much higher.
Back then Qi Tongwei knelt down and the director of the Public Security Department emerged from his knees.
Brother, if you kneel there, what do you want to be? ”
Uh...
...
On the barrage.
“Kneel down in a shocking way, enter the game with your own body, and win half the battle (dog head).”
“Is this the entrepreneurial guidance for college students in the new era (sunglasses).”
Ha ha ha ha.
“Kneel down this time and jump 4 levels in a row. If you leave me alone, I will kneel down (cover my face).”
"Co-authored this is a blockbuster film about entrepreneurial guidance for college students? (grin)"
"Marrying Chen Yang: Qi Ju
Marrying Liang Lu: Qi Ting
Marrying Zhong Xiaoai: In the name of Tongwei (raising eyebrows) "Summary: Kneeling down is not as good as hitting the bell (dog head)"
No,
You. . Is it a serious 'clock'?
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Boy: "Our family is actually a relatively ordinary family, and their family is really in good condition. In their third-tier city, it is at the top level."
Lin Feng: " Damn it! This is the earth emperor.
Dude,
you are about to turn over.
From now on, you must abide by the morals of men.
Delete all those women on your phone.
What a female classmate and teacher, delete them all. ”
Boy: "Brother, it's not like that."
Lin Feng said, "You have no experience. I'm telling you, you've already married into a wealthy family. Next, you should keep your husband safe." Just be virtuous,
I won’t have to worry about eating and drinking in this life.
As for children, give birth to more children and pass on the family lineage. br>
As for you, from now on you will settle accounts in the mansion, do housework, and put on a facial mask.
After mopping the floor, I went to do some cosmetic surgery if I had nothing else to do.
Dodo face, do Pilates.
The most important thing is, brother, remember, don’t do anything outside, a man’s chastity is his best dowry. ”
Uh..
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Perfect marks for male virtue (dog head)."
"Male virtue and crooked Ruigude (sunglasses)."
Hahahaha.
"A man's chastity is his best dowry... Oh my God, I'm laughing so hard, hahaha."
"The way the military advisor talks nonsense in a serious manner is so funny, hahaha."
"Today's theme is "Satire"."
Hahahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Boy: "There is no problem at first, but her situation is a bit complicated, that is, she has been divorced."
Lin Feng rolled his eyes and said: "Is it easier for you to not divorce? What are you thinking? Rich lady sister She’s already top-notch, why did you choose her?”
Boy: “But I understand that her ex-husband’s family may have better conditions.”
Fuck you. .
Lin Feng slapped the table angrily and said: "Brother, we have to be kind. If you want her, you can't want her ex-husband. People can't know this."
Well. .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"If you like her, you can't like her ex-husband"
"You can't predict every word of the military advisor (dog head)."
Ha ha ha ha.
“As soon as the military advisor heard this kind of story, he started talking endlessly, without giving the person a chance to finish his sentence (laughing to death).”
“My heart was burning with gossip (haha). ”
“My eyes are rolling, this is the joy he should enjoy staying up late to broadcast live (sunglasses)”
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Boy: "Not such a strategist, just this thing. I'm under pressure. You said his ex-husband is so good, so it's hard for me to just lie down and rely on her."
Lin Feng Knocked on the small blackboard: "So I said you have no experience. How can you compare with her ex-husband?
I tell you, the most taboo thing about marrying into a wealthy family is competing for each other's favor and being jealous.< br>
You have to be gentle, sensible and considerate, and give emotional value. You can’t fight over it.
No matter how good her ex-husband is, she won't leave him.
From now on, as long as you keep your moral integrity and marry into a wealthy family with your chastity, you will be the first wife's husband.
Got it. "
...
On the barrage.
"The husband of the first wife must be very tolerant (dog head)."
"Cixi is competing for favors, but she is not fighting for it (laughing to death)."
"Young man, you have to believe that you are better than her My ex-husband is much more capable (sunglasses).”
“I can’t sleep with my laughter, brother (crying to death)”
Hahahaha.
. . . . . .
Boy: "Actually, since last year, I have thought that I might start a business and make some money. In this way, being with her might make my material conditions more mature."
Me Warp!
Lin Feng curled his lips and said: "I'm not a buddy, why are you loaded with soft food?
What do you mean the material conditions are mature?
To put it bluntly, it only takes a matter of minutes to find a rich and well-matched person based on their conditions.
Why are we looking for you?
Do you think you have potential?
Fart!
They are all top-notch, and they only want you to be young and energetic.
Let me tell you,
Don’t be poisoned by those novels about diaosi’s counterattack.
We are just pretty boys. What can't we admit?
Isn’t it delicious to eat soft rice? Why do you have to eat it hard?
Let me say something even harsher,
To put it bluntly, what you two are doing is a value exchange.
How can there be love?
It’s just that you like her money and she likes your youth.
Everyone takes what he needs.
What’s there to pretend to be?
If you really succeed in starting a business, your annual salary will be several million or tens of millions. Let's be honest, can you like this person?
She is 13 years older than you, a divorced single parent with a child, but she doesn’t have the financial strength to drive a nice car. How can you fall in love with her?
Let's be honest, if she says hello to you on the street, you will find her annoying.
What's wrong with aunt?
Auntie, I have class in the afternoon.
Auntie, let’s stop talking.
You are still pretending to be here with me. "
The boy was silent for a while and said: "Actually, it's the first time I saw her. To be honest, she does take better care of herself. "
Lin Feng: "Why take good care of it? Isn’t it still made of money?
Let’s just say that no matter how well-maintained she is, she is still 34 years old. Can she compare with those eighteen or nineteen-year-old female college students in your school?
In the final analysis, you are just trying to eat soft food and pretend to be pure love, which means nothing. "
...
Danmaku Mountain.
"The pretty guy will beat him to death and refuse to admit it (dog head). ”
“I want to eat standing up (sunglasses). ”
"Sister Rich: Go against Tiangang."
Hahahahaha.
"The military counselor hates that iron cannot become steel!"
"If you are being maintained, don't talk about independence of personality."
Pointed.
(End of this chapter)