Chapter 226 The style of painting is curious
Two minutes later, a thin boy followed Yi Dong into the living room. He was wearing BLACK (anti-river crab) framed glasses and had at least one head on his head. Her hair was messed up at eight angles, she was dressed like a performance artist, and she had a friendly smile on her face.
“I thought I was the first one here, hiss, it’s so cold~” Kang Lan breathed into her palms and greeted Mo Tan enthusiastically: “Happy New Year, classmate Mo Tan "
Although the two of them haven't contacted each other since the last party, Mo Tan still smiled familiarly: "Happy New Year, I just came here not long ago, mainly because I play games more frequently recently. Two months ago, I might not have gotten up yet. "
"To be honest, this statement is too contradictory, even though it was the same for me at this time." Kang Lan sat down in Mo. Next to Tan, he raised his head and looked around the living room of Ito's family, and then he was dumbfounded: "What are these and this! Ito, your whole family are all fans of Gugu-chan!?"
Yi Dong smiled and shook his head wildly.
Mo Tan shrugged: "I saw you were so calm when you came in, so I thought I finally met someone who was calm."
"It was so cold that my brain hurt just now. , didn’t pay attention.” Kang Lan shuddered, and then continued to stare at the large number of posters, posters, figures and various posters, posters, figures and other things about someone that were everywhere and perfectly integrated into this home. kind of peripheral products, and murmured: "Eighty percent of them are limited editions, and there is even a calendar with photos of Gugujiang when she first debuted, and the special one is the signed version. You are shaking your head over there to fool me... ”
Let’s popularize it here [Gugujiang] is a very popular COSER, female gender, age unknown, very well-known in the industry, with the ability to control almost any character’s ever-changing temperament She enjoys a high reputation at home and abroad. Coupled with her excellent appearance and the fact that the truth is still a mystery, and the various special effects that come with her when she appears, which can be fake and real, she was regarded as a legend as early as more than ten years ago.
However, Gugu Jiang does not have a brokerage company, a club or an operation team, and no one can find out her real information, regardless of her age, origin, birthday, zodiac sign, real name or home address. Not at all. Even the legendary paparazzi king Han Bingwei failed to track him successfully. He even encountered more than 20 car accidents for three consecutive days as the only injured person during the tracking process, and has since disappeared from the world.
So, back to business...
Yidong lamented: "I'm not a fan of hers."
Kang Lan sneered: "Nonsense...uh...could it be that your dad is?"
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Idong Lament*2: “Neither is my father. Her fans."
Kang Lan rolled her eyes and was about to say something more, but was interrupted by Mo Tan who couldn't stand it anymore: "Yidong didn't lie to you, his father is not Gu. A fan of Gu Gu Jiang... His father is Gu Gu Jiang’s husband.”
Bang! ! !
Kang Lan slipped off the sofa at that time, and knocked his knees heavily on the coffee table: "Oh shit!"
"Pay attention to safety, pay attention to safety." Mo Tan quickly put Kang on Lan pulled her up, dumbfounded Patted him on the shoulder: "It's true, Uncle Yi is the husband of Gu Gujiang."
Kang Lan's eyes almost popped out: "Then Yi Dong is..."
“Well, it’s my son.”
"What a son!?"
"Although he sometimes supports his grandson, he is indeed a son."
"What a son... holy shit!"
"Whose grandson are you talking about!" Yi Dong raised his foot and kicked Mo Tan, and then nodded to Kang Lan in a particularly troubled manner: "The Gu Gu Jiang you are talking about is indeed my mother, please keep it secret~"
Kang Lan grabbed Yi Dong’s wrist: “What’s your mother’s surname?!”
"Gu, Gu Yanyue." Yi Dongpi shook off the opponent's paw with a smile, twisted his eyebrows and said: "Why do I hear you talking so much like swearing..."
Kang Lan pushed. Pushing up his pair of heavy-looking glasses: "I kind of regret why I came here empty-handed..."
"It's enough if someone comes, my parents are not at home." Yi Dong turned around to pick him up. I bought a cup of hot water and put it in Kang Lan’s hand. Li Yisai: "Let's change the topic?"
After all, the latter is not the kind of deadbeat who is completely hopeless, so he no longer gossips about Yi Dong's mother, only seeing him First, he took a sip of hot water, and then took a long breath: "Have you two read today's announcement? It's from the Innocent Realm."
Mo Tan and Yi Dong nodded at the same time: "Look. It’s over.”
"Although I wanted to wait until everyone arrived before talking about this, there is one thing I really can't help..." Kang Lan took out his phone and quickly swiped it twice, then turned the screen towards the two of them, and a series of He highlighted the text in bold boldface: "Don't you think these two sentences are really weird?!"
The two of them took a closer look and saw that it was exactly what was in the previous update announcement. About fixing the bug of 'being tried to slap the mouth after being unconscious offline' and the bug of being teleported to a nearby septic tank when logging in again'...
"Hahaha~" Yidong couldn't help it at that time He was so happy that he pointed at the two lines of text on his phone and said with a smile: "I think this should be regarded as an official spoof, right? I've seen too many weird notes in the game, and I'm used to this kind of thing."
Mo Tan had a different opinion and frowned: "I think the official is not joking with everyone in the official content of the announcement. If you look at the offline unconscious one, it is probably an NPC that saw the players around him fainted. After going over, you want to try to wake people up by slapping your mouth."
"Okay, even this makes some sense." Kang Lan curled his lips and poked the screen of the phone hard: " But what the hell is it like to be teleported to a septic tank after logging off and reconnecting? I have had many experiences of not logging in at the same place, but I have never heard of being teleported to such a strange place! Tough luck!”
Yi Dong agreed in agreement: "It seems that's really what happened..."
Mo Tan just wanted to nod, but suddenly he seemed to remember something, and he opened his mouth but said nothing.
“But to be honest, I don’t hate the official pranks from time to time.” Kang Lan put her phone back in her pocket, drank the warm water in the cup in front of her, and sat comfortably on the sofa. After a while, he said, "There are also those notes in the game."
"Hey, that's right." Yi Dong slapped his thigh and looked at Kang Lan curiously: "At that time, I remember that except for classmate Yuchen You should be the only one with the highest level, right?"
Mo Tan curled his lips secretly. He knew Yi Dong very well. This kid was obviously thinking after his own bad luck. You need to show off properly. You must know that although this guy has played for one day less than everyone else, he has received tons of rewards from a certain encounter before. Now he has half a foot in the ranks of high-end players. Of course, the premise It was Ito who activated the Zombie form, and his necromancy in the living form was a joke.
"Me?" Kang Lan's lenses seemed to flash for a moment, and then he smiled lightly: "It's okay, Jungle Ranger is level 20, Priest is level 12, I can barely live."
[ Level 20...]
Mo Tan was startled, and then looked at Yi Dong with some humor, feeling that his face was a little swollen.
As expected, the latter immediately withered, and could only nod his head and said: "It's amazing, I admire it..."
"It's really amazing." Mo Tan was also quite moved. Di echoed: "I know quite a few people, none of them have reached level 20."
Kang Lan grinned implicitly: "Actually, there are quite a lot of them. Many professional players are already 20 years old. I just practiced it yesterday, and I'm still far from it."
"Seriously." Yi Dong looked solemn, stared at Kang Lan and asked seriously: "Have you been waiting for us to ask this?"
The other party nodded happily: "Yeah, I always feel that I said it first. The bag will fall off a lot." Yidong picked up a soft cushion and threw it over, and then Kang Lan hugged it.
I don’t know if it was an illusion, but Mo Tan felt that the latter reached out earlier than Yi Dong grabbed the mat...
He shook his head, not thinking about the problem for the time being, and then turned to Kang Lan and asked: "You just said that many professional players are 20 years old. Do you mean that there are already professional players here? Also, why is everyone stuck? Is it difficult to level up at level 20 or 21? "
Mo Tan’s question seems to be more technical. You must know that no game club or studio has officially entered the World of Innocence. None of the professional players who are fighting on the front line in their own names have made statements on social platforms saying that they have fallen into the trap.
Then there is the issue of level. Listening to Kang Lan's tone just now, it seems that there is a big gap between him, a player who has just reached level 20, and those big players who have already reached level 20. It sounds like there is a cap of 20.
"Mo Tan, you are very keen~" Kang Lan pushed up his glasses like a god of death, and then said with a smile: "That's right, in fact, many professional players have settled in Guilin some time ago. There are studios, clubs and individuals, but it has not been officially made public. I only found out about it because I was in one of the core hardcore groups of professional players."
Yidong asked curiously. Said: "I can't tell you are still chasing stars. Which professional player are you?"
Kang Lan pushed up his glasses like a scold: "Beep."
Yidong was confused at the time.
Mo Tan touched his chin and nodded: "I have an impression of that professional player. Do you really like the girl who sang in the live broadcast room?"
"Damn it, you have a wide range of interests. It’s quite wide.” Yi Dong was shocked at that time.
"I have a good memory, don't I?" Mo Tan glared at him, then looked back at Kang Lan: "But I remember that she doesn't seem to have any particularly impressive achievements, right?"
Kang Lan nodded: "But she is good-looking."
Idong poked her neck and asked: "Then what?"
Kang Lan: "That's enough."
Motan/Yidong: "..."
"Ahem, that's probably what happened anyway." Kang Lan coughed slightly, and then changed the topic awkwardly: "As for the level 20 matter, I will unify the popular science after everyone arrives. Otherwise it will be very tiring.”
Yi Dongxu raised his eyes and looked at him: "Actually, you just want to show off a few more rounds..."
Kang Lan gave him a thumbs up: "Understand me!"
Then there A pleasant ringtone came from not far away~
"Someone is here again, I'll pick it up." After saying that, Yidong stood up and walked to the foyer.
Mo Tan suddenly patted his head: "Yes, his house has a doorbell. Why did you knock on the door just now?"
"My hands are numb from the cold." Kang Lan pulled another cushion and held it in her arms, saying dullly: "I just hit him with my shoulder... A man passing by outside almost didn't call the police."
Mo Tan was immediately in awe: "You are cruel..."
Then the two of them saw a tall boy wearing angry red gloves, an angry red down jacket, and a head of short angry red hair. He walked in and squatted beside the heater at the entrance of the living room without moving.
Mo Tan/Kang Lan: "..."
"Yo!" Wan Yang, whose game ID is Huo Yanyang, greeted the two of them with his neck curled up, and then shivered. While grinning: "It's so damn cold..."
Kang Lan glanced at the graffiti-covered gown on her body, and then at Wanyang's large-size down jacket that looked unusually thick, feeling a little aggrieved.
"He is not as good as Kang Lan." Yi Dong, who had a painful face, also walked in and glanced at Wanyang: "Do you two believe it? This guy rang the doorbell with his nose."
Kang Lan was relieved at that time, and said in shock: "With your virtue, how can you fight against the cultists in the Snowy Mountains?! I'm afraid you will be frozen as a human stick if you don't leave the house!" ”
"Ahem, ours is called the Holy Mountain, not the Snow Mountain." Wan Yang replied seriously, and then continued to shiver: "I am not afraid of the cold at all in the Innocence Realm, but after leaving the game, I am not afraid of the cold at all. No way, hey... my mother's genetics are too strong, I will follow her 90% of the time."
Yidong rolled his eyes: "Is your mother so afraid of the cold?"
"It's not that she's afraid." Wan Yang shook his head vigorously, and chatted while taking off his gloves: "She just likes warmth and hates cold, and so do I. She is from C country, but she has red hair, and so do I. She is nearly a year old. I am eight meters tall. She has a bad temper and a hot temper, and I was the same... but after being beaten too much, she became as docile as my father."
"..."
The three of them were all shocked, and finally Mo Tan broke the silence with a very subtle expression: "Then what is the 10% that you follow your father?"
"Gender." Wan Yang replied seriously.
Idong nodded thoughtfully and whispered: "Perhaps the reason why our elders are closer to each other is... we are all more curious?"
"Ha, don't say that some of them are gone, I have recovered!" Wan Yang seemed to have resolved the [cold] state with the help of the heater. He stood up with a smile and took out his mobile phone: "Seriously, today Have you read the system announcement?"
The three of them nodded at the same time.
"The arena system seems a bit interesting, but what I care more about is...this"
Wan Yang poked at his mobile phone and pointed to the line above that he had specially bolded The bold words said solemnly: "How could someone be so unlucky as to be thrown into the septic tank by the system when it goes online!"
Kang Lan and Yi Dong immediately nodded in agreement.
Mo Tan doesn't know why he feels that this topic is a little uncomfortable...
Chapter 223: The End
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