Chapter 227 Out-of-control Plan
The four discussed the issue of septic tanks for several minutes (Mo Tan remained silent most of the time), and finally Yi Dong, Kang Lan and Wan Yang happily reached a conclusion Consensus – that announcement was an absolute spoof of Innocence Corporation.
Due to some unreasonable concerns, Mo Tan had reservations about this...
They chatted about the game for a while, until Wan Yang made a short sound. Screaming: "F*ck!"
"Brother, what are you going to do!" Kang Lan was frightened by his loud voice. She plucked her ears and bared her teeth and complained: "We all know you war priests. There are war songs, but can we not say them in reality..."
Wan Yang ignored him and just looked around blankly. After being silent for a while, he looked at Yi Dong with a complex expression: "Liar!"
I Dong: "?!"
Kang Lan's expression suddenly became very exciting, and then she quietly elbowed Mo Tan and whispered: "There is a story~"
"Ha." The latter laughed dryly, shook his head and said: "I probably know why..."
As expected, Wan Yang stared at him, waved his big hand, and said steadily Pointing to a large poster hanging behind the TV, he said in a deep voice: "Don't tell me you're not a fan of Gu Gu Jiang!"
Yi Dong's face turned pale: "I'm really not her fan! I am..."
"Son."
The two people next to him said in unison.
Wan Yang: "Huh?"
Idong sighed and collapsed weakly on the sofa: "Actually..."
Five minutes later
Wan Yang covered his head in pain and lamented with a pale face: "It turns out that the idol I have liked for so many years is actually an Obasan! Her son is even three months older than me! Ah! !”
“Hey, who are you talking about, Obasan?” Idong glared at him and said. : "My mother will always call herself seventeen years old. If you say this in front of her, you will probably be beaten to death..."
Mo Tan nodded his head next to him, and by the way, he secretly told Yi Dong what he had just said. Keep the sentence 'bracket self-proclaimed' in mind, and plan to have a good chat with Aunt Gu about this matter when you come back to visit again, in order to achieve the sinister purpose of retaliation.
"Okay, okay, let's not talk about the idol's disillusionment for now." Kang Lan stretched out, took out his phone and glanced at it: "There is still more than an hour before the appointment time. , do you, the first few of us, want to play something?”
Wan Yang collapsed on the sofa: "I will die without the innocent world to play..."
Idong nodded: "Second."
"That's not the case for you two." The corner of Kang Lan's mouth twitched, and he said to the two of them with a smile: "You can only play in the World of Innocence for 12 hours a day. Are you guys sitting in the game cabin during the day?"
Mo Tan shrugged: "Let's play board games. I remember Yidong has a lot of them."
"Yes. Yes." Yi Dong nodded, and then added: "But it's not mine, it's my mother's."
Wan Yang immediately jumped up like a chicken blood: "I want to play, I want to play!!!"
Kang Lan pushed up his glasses like a professional tennis player: "It's time to let You have seen my Kang Lan domain, hey..."
Then the doorbell rang.
"It seems that everyone is used to coming earlier." Yidong, who had already stood up and walked to the second floor, shrugged, then turned back and said: "I will get the board game, and one of you will open the door."< br>
Wan Yang shrank his neck: "I'm afraid of the cold."
Kang Lan buried herself with a pile of cushions: "I haven't recovered yet."
"Then let me go." Mo Tan smiled, then stood up and walked towards the foyer.
Wan Yang's encouraging voice came from behind: "There is a one-quarter probability that it is a boy, and a three-quarters probability that it is a girl. You will not lose money if you go!"
"Yeah, I'm so happy." Mo Tan turned around and complained, then tightened his clothes and walked forward to open the door.
A tall girl wearing a pure white down jacket stood outside. She wore a yellow woolen hat and had a timid smile on her seemingly nervous little face. The moment he opened the door, he subconsciously hunched his neck and took a small step back, like a frightened rabbit.
Looking at the pretty face in front of him that he had seen every day recently, Mo Tan subconsciously touched his collar, and after being stunned for half a second, he gave the other party a nondescript priestly salute: "Happy New Year, Your Highness the Saint~ "
"Mo Tan!" Yu Chen, who had also been stunned for half a second, exclaimed with joy. Most of his previous panic immediately dissipated, and he jumped up and down happily: "I thought it was coming out. It will be classmate Yi Dong! Great~ Happy New Year!"
Mo Tan blinked: "Is he that scary?"
"Ah! That’s interesting!” Yuchen shook his head vigorously, wrinkled his nose and said, “It’s just that I’m not very familiar with it, I’m sure I’ll be in a hurry and don’t know what to say...”
“So who are you? You must be so scared of strangers, don't you have a lot of common topics~" Mo Tan scratched his hair, turned sideways and said, "Come in first, it's cold outside."
"Well, thank you~"
Yuchen nodded slightly awkwardly and walked into the foyer.
Mo Tan got a pair of slippers for Yu Chen, and then walked to the living room first.
“It’s too slow~” Wan Yang shouted when he saw Mo Tan coming back, and then he saw Yu Chen who was following him in small steps. He immediately raised his arm and said hello: “Yo, Happy New Year, classmate Yuchen~"
Yuchen nodded with a red face, revealed half of his head from behind Mo Tan and whispered: "New...Happy New Year, classmate Wanyang, and Kang Lan Classmates.”
"Still so introverted~" Kang Lan smiled familiarly and joked: "There are not many good girls these days who can go to appointments an hour early."
Yuchen shook his head gently. Shaking her head: "I've been getting up earlier lately, and there's nothing else to do... Wow!"
She suddenly raised her head and looked around, her little face turning red with excitement: "There's Gugujiang everywhere. !”
“But she is married”
“And she has a son.”
"Alas..."
"Alas..."
Kang Lan and Wan Yang sighed quietly at the same time. "Huh?" Yu Chen blinked in excitement, and then whispered: "It turns out she didn't lie to me!"
Mo Tan, who was closest to her, was stunned for a moment. : "Do you know each other?"
"Ang, I said a few words at a comic exhibition in City S." Yuchen smiled shyly, stretched out his little hand and tapped his chin gently: "Gugujiang quietly told me that she is married, and My son is about the same age as me, ah! She told me to keep it a secret at that time..."
Mo Tan smiled dryly: "It's okay, I already knew, well, my son is here."
Yuchen tilted his head: "Son?"
"Mo Tan, that's enough!" Yidong, who was walking downstairs with a lot of board games, stretched his neck. He shouted: "Are you so petty? Hey, Yuchen, Happy New Year."
"New...Happy New Year, sorry to bother you." Yuchen nodded gently to Yidong across Mo Tan's shoulder, Then he changed the topic understandingly: "Well, did everyone read the announcement?"
All four of them nodded: "I saw it."
"Well, actually I think the first one is a bit unrealistic..."
I tried my best to find the same topic as everyone else. Yuchen smiled timidly: "It should be an official little joke, right?"
"It must be, how could such a thing happen." Yidong put a piece of paper in his arms A large pile of board games were placed on the coffee table, and he smiled at Yuchen and said, "Sit anywhere you want... Well, the relationship between you two seems to be unexpectedly good."
Yuchen then realized that he had never Since entering the room, he has been huddled behind Mo Tan talking to a few people. He quickly took two steps to the side and whispered awkwardly: "Mo Tan takes good care of me in the game..."
Kang Lan narrowed her eyes slightly and pushed up her glasses like a high school detective: "You didn't add the word 'classmate' just now."
Yu Chen shivered, his expression a little embarrassed.
On the other hand, Wan Yang shook his head indifferently and said: "Aren't you talking nonsense? They have been acting together in the game for many days, how can they not be familiar with each other."
"Yes, It feels too inconsistent for classmates to come and go in the game." Mo Tan smiled very naturally, spread his hands and said: "Hold your thighs and don't be too blatant~"
[But I was still misunderstood... …】
Yuchen quietly added something in his heart, and then sat down obediently on the edge of the sofa.
......
At the same time
City B, 6F of a courier company
The elevator door suddenly opened without warning, and a man in fancy clothes A man walked out of it very suddenly. He was wearing an extremely unseasonal floral shirt, large pants, and flip-flops. Although he had white hair, his lazy face did not look like a man. A senior citizen who is nearly 250 years old.
By the way, even in 2049, the average life span of human beings has not changed much. It is just that the accidental mortality rate has decreased a lot. To sum up, this two hundred and five years is quite curious...
" So why can't the entrance be opened directly on the seventh floor? It's so troublesome." He muttered in a low voice, then walked listlessly up the stairs to the seventh floor, and suddenly disappeared among the surrounding people when he was halfway there. Within the observation range of the viewing camera.
However, he did not leave the building, he just appeared in the same place at the same time, which in a sense is half a different space.
In short, he just strolled up to the top floor, and then his expression suddenly became extremely exciting, and he exclaimed: "Convert this place into a cafeteria? Oh my god, what kind of genius idea is this? ! ?"
In front of you is an extremely wide space. Except for a large round table in the middle and a dozen chairs scattered around the table, everything is different. It is no different from an ordinary buffet restaurant. Rows of long tables are piled with various dishes and drinks from Chinese to Western styles. The overall color is mainly festive red and gold. There is even a table in the corner. A piano was playing automatically, and a countdown to zero was displayed on a large screen hanging in the middle of the ceiling. Although there were not many people inside, it still looked full of New Year's cheer.
Well, the flavor of the New Year is quite full, and there are two strings of firecrackers that are crackling and exploding in the air...
"It was the idea of the girl Bingtong. She seemed to think that the New Year's breakfast, New Year's lunch and New Year's Eve dinner should be combined Being together is the whole meaning of the New Year. "
A silver-haired boy who looked to be at most fourteen or fifteen years old came over with two small bottles of liquor. His rather cold tone was filled with helplessness and displeasure: "Long time no see, Lord God, I want to have a drink. Bottle? ”
“ I've long since given up being a god." The young man, who was nearly 250 years old, rolled his eyes, took a bottle of wine, and showed a wry smile as if he had been hammered: "But I think it is better to drink red wine in the current environment. …”
“ I think so too, Boss Du." The silver-haired boy corrected the title, then shook the liquor in his hand: "But your disciple said that according to historical records from unknown sources, New Year's Eve and liquor go well together, so that's why. ”
Boss Du unscrewed the cap of the bottle and took a deep sip, and then said seriously to the young man in front of him: "To be honest, Water Shaper, I think you should have directly punished that person who had incorrect three views, deceived his master and destroyed his ancestors. Kill the obsessed bastard!"
"Stop being polite, just call me by my name," the young man known as the Water Shaper said coolly, and then glanced at Boss Du: " If we had really killed him, would you still be able to hold your grandson now?"
Boss Du thought about it and grinned proudly: "Wan Teng, you don't know~ Xiaoyu can hold him now? Touch me..."
"Tch." The other party snorted coldly and said surprisingly: "My son can also hug me."
It seems that this person looks the same. His age makes no difference.
There is no science, no magic, no theory of evolution at all...
"Show some pride, my son will be able to hug you when he is in elementary school." A man in a rose-colored dress with dazzling red hair The tall woman appeared behind Wan Teng with a tray and pressed the latter's hair hard: "I asked you why you stayed at the door for so long. It turns out that Master Shen Shu is here. Let's go in and chat. Everyone is basically there. "
"You told me not to call me that again." Boss Du curled his lips and asked as he followed the strange couple next to him. "That's basically it. Which one should be there but isn't?"
The elegant red-haired woman of Yujie replied with a blank look: "Our bitch savior, by the way, Senior Du Tian, you can't do it yourself? Don't you know how to open your eyes?"
"You think there isn't enough 'karma' left, right?" Du Tian glared at the former angrily, and then suddenly felt an extremely dangerous aura. , without saying a word, he jumped several meters with a somersault, and then turned back to look at a long table filled with things: "What the hell is this!"
Wan Teng introduced expressionlessly: "High-explosive eggs, broadsword tea bombs, fusion fried rice, beheading crispy rice, popcorn, bombing chicken, the rest can't be named, my sister tried to stop it, but Failed..."
Boss Du was sweating profusely: "..."
The red-haired woman slapped Wan Teng with an elbow Staggering, he said angrily: "When will you stop calling your wife 'sister' out of habit! I have been married to you for twenty years!"
Boss Du sighed and glanced at the people around him. A person came over from nowhere: "Let's talk about business..."
"What business?"
"I did some fortune-telling some time ago. Although it was very vague... our plan should have been successful."
The surroundings suddenly became quiet, and the two flying firecrackers were extinguished in an instant.
“Then I lost control the moment I succeeded~”
Chapter 224: The End
(End of this chapter)