Chapter 229 New Year’s Message
A moment later, Yidong’s house
“So you two lost more than 20 games in a row?” Ji Xiaodao, wearing a black windbreaker, leaned against the sofa. , a hint of surprise appeared on his cold face: "Unbelievable..."
Idong lay on the table with a dejected expression, with various cards, chess pieces, instructions and game tokens scattered around him, and there seemed to be flow behind him Zhuo Ruo had real resentment: "Although I haven't really won much when playing this kind of game with someone, who knew the three of them were so inhuman."
"Seriously agree." Also lying on the ground Also on the table was Wan Yang, a tall and cheerful young man with dull eyes and a gloomy face, like a frustrated little daughter-in-law: "I already owe Kang Lan twelve meals and Mo Tan eight... ...The worst thing is that she owes classmate Yuchen three meals and she still says she doesn’t need it...Ah, I’m going to die..."
Yuchen twisted his body uneasily, shrank his neck and whispered: "I don't have to...well, no need to bother."
"It doesn't matter, those three meals can be counted on me." Mo Tan He chuckled lightly and winked at Wan Yang: "As a pawn of Her Royal Highness the Saint, low-level priest Hei Fan is very happy to accept your gambling debt on her behalf."
Wan Yang glared at him fiercely. : "Never!"
"Tsk, tsk, bad contract spirit." Mo Tan glanced at Wan Yang with disdain and shook his index finger: "No wonder you don't have a girlfriend~"
Wan Yang was shocked: "How the hell do you know I don't have a girlfriend!"
"From a subjective point of view, because the whole house is filled with the fragrance of single dogs." Mo Tan shrugged and smiled lazily: "From an objective point of view, I can make one based on your walking speed. An analysis of about 30,000 words, and finally a strict, rigorous and serious conclusion that "you are a virgin", do you want to listen?"
Everyone was shocked!
Wan Yang was relieved immediately and looked at Mo Tan as if he had seen a ghost: "No!"
Kang Lan let out a string of hilarious laughs.
Ji Xiaodao glanced at Mo Tan expressionlessly: "Bitch."
As for her sister Ji Xiaoge... Well, let's not mention Ji Xiaoge for now...
Yu Chen was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Mo Tan beside him with some confusion: "Huh?"< br>
Yidong gave Mo Tan a meaningful look: "Ahem!"
Yidong is a very tolerant person, of course this It may not be innate. After all, if he is not lenient, he will be driven crazy by Mo Tan sooner or later. But he is also a very delicate person, so Yi Dong not only discovered the change in Mo Tan's personality at the first time , also noticed that Yu Chen, who had been getting along with the latter (in the game), seemed to be confused, so he quickly issued a vague reminder.
【Hehe~ It seems that I have been a little slack in the game recently...】
Mo Tan understood what his best friend meant almost instantly, so he immediately adjusted his attitude and smiled kindly at Wan Yang: "It's just a joke, don't mind."
"I don't mind. I mind." Wan Yang looked up and fell on the sofa with a frown, curled up into a big pile, and said in a sullen voice: "After all, I already know that Gu Gujiang is a mother, so I won't be shocked any more. It's nothing, but you are a bit too sharp..."
Yu Chen shook his head slightly: "Mo Tan seemed a little different just now, well, it was a little weird."
< br>"Have you?" Kang Lan blinked curiously, looked at Yi Dong and snickered: "I think it's almost the same. I still have the recording of someone owing food last time."< br>
Yidong: “…”
Yuchen shrank his neck: "Well, I just... said that..."
[This girl is so perceptive! 】
[Hey, there is really no one with this figure~]
Yidong and Mo Tan sighed in their hearts at the same time, but the content seemed to be somewhat off.
"Speaking of which." Mo Tan raised his chin in a certain direction and raised his eyebrows: "How long will she keep laughing?"
On the lazy pier next to Ji Xiao Island, a short-haired girl wearing a beret was hugging her shoulders and laughing softly. Although she was dressed in a neutral style, she still couldn't hide her stunning look. Her face was trembling slightly while she kept making sounds like 'Pfft hahaha...ahhahahaha...the septic tank...has fallen down hahahahaha...', which had been going on for nearly ten minutes.
Of course it is Ji Xiaoge.
As soon as this girl entered the room, she started yelling about the announcement of the Innocence Boundary, and then expressed that the player was teleported to the septic tank after going offline and logging back in.' "Pfft, pfft hahahahaha~", and it has maintained this state until now... without stopping.
"Tsk, tsk, although I also think that is quite funny, but classmate Xiaoge..." Wan Yang smacked his lips and glanced at Ji Xiaoge in confusion: "Is it an illness? "
Standing next to the latter, Ji Xiaodao shook his head and said in a calm tone: "My sister has been like this since she was a child. She is very happy."
Kang Lan also shifted the focus from Ji Xiaoge's appearance to her smile, sighing: "This is more than just happy, hey, she seems to be laughing so hard!!"
"Sister, calm down." Ji Xiaodao's gray eyes flashed with a little embarrassment, and then he gently placed his hands on his sister's waist, exerting slight pressure.
Ji Xiaoge shivered suddenly, and then jumped up on the spot with a cry of pain: "It hurts, it hurts! Uh... I'm sorry, I didn't seem to be able to control it just now~"
After being forcibly released from the hilarious mode, she stuck out her tongue in embarrassment and sat down again: "I just think that announcement is so funny."
"I understand, I understand..."
Everyone nodded.
But Mo Tan suddenly stood up and said with a smile: "You guys talk first, I will leave for a while."
"Where are you going?" Yu Chen asked subconsciously.
Yidong opened his mouth: "Don't..."
But he still didn't have time to stop him. Mo Tan said seriously almost immediately after Yuchen asked: " Go contribute to the septic tank.”
"Oh... I knew it." Yidong covered his face and sighed.
"Pfft, hahaha..."
Ji Xiaoge couldn't stand it anymore, and after finally comforting her, Ji Xiaodao immediately gave Mo Tan a vicious look: "Disgusting!"
Yu Chen lowered his head with a red face, feeling that today Mo Tan is indeed a little strange. He was fine when he opened the door before...
"Okay, see you guys later~" Mo Tan walked towards the bathroom with a smile, halfway there He turned back and blinked: "I'll be back as soon as I go."
Yi Dong threw the mat behind him: "Please rush yourself down after you are done!"
......
One minute later
Mo Tan casually The bathroom door was locked, and then he sat on the toilet seat and took out his mobile phone. While typing in a URL that looked inappropriate, he laughed in a low voice: "It seems like I haven't had any 'routine contact' outside the game for a long time. , let me take a look..."
He logged into a webpage full of female artists with both virtues and talents, small advertisements for psoriasis treatment, and pheasant school enrollment information, and then found a list of fast-moving messages at the bottom. Refreshing characters, and several slowly sliding letters next to them.
"There is a prompt~" He blinked in surprise and laughed softly: "Tell me clearly that the code book is an almanac... Haha, how lonely are you..."
A few minutes later, Mo Tan successfully deciphered the code words.
【Stupid BLACK! I already know who you are! Hurry up and say something nice, my aunt can consider letting you go~]
Mo Tan frowned: "What nonsense."
[Hahahahaha, the last message was a lie Are you afraid? Are you afraid? Seeing as you haven’t replied for so long, are you scared to death~] Mo Tan tugged at the corner of his mouth and sighed: "Is this guy trying to show me how talented he is..."
【Hey! It's been a long time since we've worked together to do anything. I discovered a particularly bad software company some time ago. Do you want to give them a thrill? 】
“It seems like it’s been a long time...”
【You don’t stay in games all day now, do you? ! Those little brats are all wondering if Black Sun has retired from the world. Although it is all thanks to me to have such a great reputation, isn't it inappropriate for you to paddle like this? 】
"You are a little kid yourself, right... It would be more sad if you weren't? Did you stop growing a few years ago?"
【Hey~】
“Hey, hey.”
[Tsk, it’s really boring. It’s been super cold recently. I didn’t know it was snowing until I left the house yesterday! Ice cold! ! 】
“…”
【You haven’t been fooled yet! ? 】
"I'm not stupid..."
[Good~boring~boring~ah~]
"Then go to hell."
Mo Tan just complained like this While reading Futaba's messages during this period, I used a board game manual I had seen before as a codebook to send a codeword - Is there something wrong with you?
Five minutes later, Futaba's reply was refreshed: "Wow! So you are still alive!"
"I won't die even if you die." Mo Tan curled his lips and replied with a sneer: "Are you in puberty? But you can't afford it to A."
[I don't There is puberty, but it is you. Is it because you are lonely and cold when you are in the New Year? Tsk tsk, the ugly and ugly house hiding in the dark basement is so pitiful. 】
Futaba’s messages were refreshed quickly.
Mo Tan rolled his eyes and quickly dismissed the other party's message - 'I'm so pitiful that I didn't come here to leave a message complaining about being bored. Aren't you even worse off? ’
【Can you chat? ! 】*20
Mo Tan looked at the characters scrolling crazily on the screen, smiled playfully, and then replied slowly: 'First of all, this is not a place for chatting in the first place. Secondly, I guess you are alone in some dark basement or something. It’s Chinese New Year here, and I feel extremely lonely because I can’t log in to the game. If you guess correctly, please give me a little red flower. ’
One minute later
[I guessed wrong, I’ll give you shit. 】
Futaba’s message popped up.
“So long...”
Mo Tan touched his chin with a half-smile: "Did I really guess it right?"
Then he replied: 'Okay, okay, I'll accept this piece of shit, you go and have fun. Yes, I'm having a party with a lot of friends, it's very exciting. '
Two seconds later
Futaba's message came out - [Go to hell, go to hell, I'm happy too~]
"Oh, yes Is that so~”
Mo Tan curled up his lips, then opened the official forum of Innocence, and wandered around leisurely, switching back to the previous page from time to time to take a look.
Sure enough, five minutes later, another message came out - [Hey, are you still here? 】
Mo Tan raised his eyebrows and deliberately waited for a while before replying unhurriedly: ‘Here he is. ’
[Tch, didn’t you just say you were going to a party in Kaisen? It is indeed a lie! Sure enough, you are all alone now! In fact, you weren't talking just now and were just reading the forum or something, right? ! 】
Futaba’s message was extremely fast this time.
"You who have been staying in front of this page are not as good as me." Mo Tan chuckled, and then replied neatly: "Yes, you guessed it right, I am very bored at home now, and the game The server has been shut down again. There is nothing to do tonight. It is almost moldy. ’
[Hmph, would you like me to spray you for two or three hours~]
Futaba replied in seconds.
Mo Tan smiled, then slowly swiped the screen and typed: 'No need, this kind of life doesn't matter to us, right? I just watched animations, played games, wrote programs, slept, and so on. ’
[That’s right, too vulgar~]
Futaba seemed to agree very much, and then immediately sent another message - [But let’s be a little perfunctory, Happy New Year, BLACK. 】
"I'm such a good person~" Mo Tan shook his head and sighed, then casually replied: 'Happy New Year, do whatever you need to do, I'll catch up on some sleep first~'
【Go away, go away! I went to watch animation~】
Mo Tan casually exited the webpage, then put away his mobile phone, unfastened his belt, took off his pants, and started to put on the large size.
……
Fifteen minutes later
Mo Tan walked back under the horrified gazes of everyone and smiled sheepishly: "It's been a long wait."
"It's been a long wait." Ah!" Yi Dong pointed at the clock on the wall, jumped up and said loudly: "We were just wondering if you really rushed yourself down!"
Yu Chen immediately responded innocently! He shook his head, lowered his head and whispered timidly: "I didn't guess..."
"Ahem, no one really guessed, Yuchen, don't be nervous." Wan Yang laughed, and then Chong Mo Tan blinked: "You're not reporting the situation to your girlfriend, are you?"
Mo Tan sat on a lazy man's pedestal and shook his head: "No, I'm single."
Idong immediately nodded quickly: "That's right, no one wants him."
“Well, I don’t think anyone wants this. "Uh, forget it." Mo Tan said subconsciously, then shook his head with a wry smile: "Let's just take it as it is."
Ji Xiaoge covered his mouth and chuckled: "No. It might be because the vision is too high or something like that..."
Bang bang bang! ! !
There was a huge banging on the door, and everyone in the room was startled.
Idong stood up immediately and said loudly as he walked out: "Hey, hey, he's here, who is it, tear down the door or knock on the door, don't worry, don't... Damn it, Xiaoyu What's wrong with you, Xiaoyu!"
Chapter 226: End
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