Chapter 230 Cordoba Story Meeting
After a while, Yidong supported the staggering Cordo... Cui Xiaoyu walked in, and the latter reluctantly raised his hand to greet everyone, and then He threw himself down on the carpet and lay motionless.
At first glance, he looked dead...
"Hey!" Kang Lan was startled, looking at the nearly two-meter man on the ground in horror, and whispered He asked Yi Dong: "Is this strong man okay?"
The latter shook his head: "It's okay, it's just that I hit the door just now. I guess it will be fine if you slow down for a while."
Yuchen pursed his lips, then suddenly stood up and ran to Cui Xiaoyu's side. He looked around for a while before turning back and nodding to everyone, and whispered: "It seems that he is indeed confused. Let him lie down for a while." That’ll be fine.”
“So this is the classmate Cui I didn’t catch up with before.” Hello, Ji Xiaoge. He glanced at Cui Xiaoyu in surprise, turned to Yidong and asked: "How did he hit the door?"
Yidong opened his mouth, but was struggled to sit down before he could speak. Cui Xiaoyu stood up and interrupted. The tall but inexplicably bookish brother let out a long sigh of relief, covered his forehead and said: “I ate too much in the morning, so I took a nap, but ended up oversleeping, and I still couldn’t get a taxi during the Chinese New Year...”
“Well, I remember that the hotel you stayed in was indeed a bit far away from here. ." Mo Tan, who had met Cui Xiaoyu in real life, nodded, and then asked curiously: "So why did you bump into each other? "On the door?"
Classmate Xiaoyu patted his cheek hard, then turned to Mo Tan and grinned: "Long time no see, I didn't take a taxi, so I ran all the way here. , Well, I ran for about two hours, but in the end I got too excited and hit the car without stopping.”
"What a strong recovery ability!" Yuchen looked at the strong man in front of him who had returned to normal in the blink of an eye, and muttered blankly, then reflected on what he just said, and blinked in confusion: "But just now I heard several noises..."
Yidong laughed dryly: "That's right, because he hit his head first, then hit his knee when he fell, and finally smashed his face on the door. I almost died of fright just now."
Cui Xiaoyu waved his hand nonchalantly and stood He stood up and grinned at everyone: "Happy New Year everyone! My name is Cui Xiaoyu. I didn't make it to the last party due to some accidents. Yi Dong, Mo Tan and Huo Yanyang all know me."
"Ahem, you'd better call me by my name." Wan Yang coughed lightly He made a sound, shook his head uncomfortably and said: "It feels so good to talk about Huo Yanyang outside the game."
Then everyone introduced themselves one after another, until Ji Xiaoge said with a smile After saying hello to Cui Xiaoyu...
"Hey!" Cui Xiaoyu suddenly frowned and stretched his neck to look at Ji Xiaoge carefully. His expression was so focused that he even ignored the faint murderous look in Ji Xiaodao's eyes.
[Ah, that’s what happened...]
Looking at the thoughtful Cui Xiaoyu, the confused Ji Xiaoge, and the increasingly cold-looking Ji Xiaodao, Mo Mo Tan reacted immediately, but now he couldn't explain the problem and could only pretend to be puzzled and act as a bystander with others.
Half a minute later...
"Hello." Ji Xiaodao, whose expression had completely cooled down, finally stopped being silent. She turned slightly sideways and stood in front of her sister, with an unkind look in her eyes. He stared at Cui Xiaoyu who looked like a lunatic (everyone thought so): "What are you looking at?"
This girl, who was used to chasing away harassers for her sister, had dagger-like eyes, and her whole body exuded a low pressure that could repel people from thousands of miles away. Wan Yang, who was already a little afraid of the cold, subconsciously tightened his down jacket.
"Uh, Xiaodao, don't be like this." Ji Xiaoge tugged on his sister's sleeves, and then asked Cui Xiaoyu with some confusion: "What's wrong with me? Classmate Xiaoyu?"
[Just because you are good-looking...]
Everyone except Mo Tan suddenly thought that Wan Yang, who was most familiar with Cui Xiaoyu, had even said goodbye in embarrassment. He turned around, feeling a little embarrassed.
Although Ji Xiaoge, dressed like a tomboy, is still very beautiful, and can even be said to be a little too good-looking, but no matter what, he will not show such a moral character.
But Cui Xiaoyu still didn't react at all, just looked at Ji Xiaoge and thought deeply...
Wan Yang covered his forehead...
Yidong coughed continuously, making no achievements. ...
A hint of contempt flashed in Kang Lan's eyes...
Yu Chen tightened his tight clothes and moved two steps to the side...
Seeing that the atmosphere was getting more and more awkward, Mo Tan, who had accidentally changed his personality in the toilet, finally couldn't bear it anymore. He stood up, walked to Cui Xiaoyu, patted his shoulder, and said meaningfully: "You and Xiaoge Have you met the classmate before? "
He emphasized the word 'pigeon' intentionally or unintentionally, but it was still vague.
【Bullshit~】
Others thought the same thing.
But Cui Xiaoyu clapped her hands fiercely: "Yes!"
[That’s right...]
Others continued to do the same thing.
Ji Xiaoge's eyes widened: "Huh?! I've never seen you."
Ji Xiaodao snorted contemptuously.
"No, no, no, it should be you, I finally remembered it!" But Cui Xiaoyu pointed at Ji Xiaoge and shouted loudly: "Ye Ge! You are Ye Ge, right!"
Everyone was confused, and the Ji family sisters were also confused. Mo Tan quietly let out a long sigh of relief.
"I am Ye Ge, yes." Ji Xiaoge was stunned for a while before nodding, looking at the strong man in front of him with some confusion, whom he had no memory of: "I don't know you... ..."
Cui Xiaoyu shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, no! You know me! There's no way you don't know me! I'm the one from Tianzhu Mountain! "Cordoba!"
"Cordoba!"
Ji Xiaoge was startled and subconsciously sketched the figure on the back of his neck that was covered with mechanical structures. The one with two rows of heat dissipation holes, the one who will OTZ if it lacks energy, the one who carries a big staff behind his back, the one who can stand up to a giant dragon for just a moment, is called a 'waste' and a 'defective product' by Mr. Lu Wei. The 'unfortunate' player, who had a kobold body as his second form, opened his mouth in extreme disbelief: "You are really Cordoba! You look nothing like the one in the game. ! ”
"It certainly doesn't look like it. The body in the game was made by Rubina, and I'm not a robot." Cordoba laughed loudly, and then made a funny expression: "You haven't seen me yet. What he looked like when he was a sand gnome, otherwise you wouldn’t even remember it.”
Ji Xiaoge burst into laughter, and then suddenly said out of nowhere: “That little bearded dwarf sister has been looking forward to her wholeheartedly. You should go back earlier!"
Mo Tan, who was sucking the warm water, suddenly choked and started coughing crazily while holding on to the sofa.
Several other people also reacted at this moment: "Do you know each other!?"
"We know each other!" Ji Xiaoge nodded vigorously, patted Cui Xiaoyu on the shoulder and said : "My mentor in the game is his creator. We played together for a while some time ago, but he has gone to do tasks elsewhere now."
Yi Dong whistled and said: "I want to know more about that little bearded dwarf sister~" Cui Xiaoyu's face turned green at that time: "You know nothing!"
"Oh, why am I not so lucky?" Kang Lan smacked his lips, shook his head and sighed: "As an elf, I have never even met a beautiful girl of the same race. I am so ashamed. "My own household registration"
Yuchen handed Mo Tan a glass of water and chuckled: "So he is Cordoba. That's great. I feel like he is a good person."
Mo. Tan almost squirted again.
Wan Yang grabbed Cui Xiaoyu's shoulders and said with a smile: "Brother Yu is mighty, I really didn't mean to despise you for being an idiot just now!"
"What?" Cui Xiaoyu didn't expect this at first. I was stunned for a moment, and then looked at everyone with a very painful look: "I bet you just thought of me as a nymphomaniac, right?"
Dry coughs came and went.
Ji Xiaodao nodded slightly to Cui Xiaoyu: "I was sorry just now."
"Ha~ there is nothing to be embarrassed about." Cui Xiaoyu smiled broadly and sat down. He went back to the carpet and took out his mobile phone: "A lot of good things have happened recently. Wow, everyone, come and take a look at this! It's really awesome!"
Everyone came over to take a look, and it turned out that it was still today's update announcement from the Innocence Realm.
Cui Xiaoyu poked the screen: "Here, take a look at this~"
"Huh?" Yi Dong stretched his neck and took a look, then crossed his arms and shook his head: " You are a step late. Everyone has already discussed this topic for a long time. "It's been a long time."
Ji Xiaoge covered her mouth with force and said with a shaky smile: "Sure enough, I find it very interesting every time I watch it!"
Yu Chen also smiled slightly. Wan'er: "The official is very naughty~"
Wan Yang and Kang Lan looked at each other and smiled: "It was a joke several hours ago."
Mo Tan: "..."
"Yes, it is particularly useful, right!" Cui Xiaoyu slapped her thigh hard and said with a smile: "I mean, it must be a bug that Te Miao was sent to the septic tank after it went online! I wrote more than 20 reporting letters the next morning and sent them to The official email address of that rubbish game has been repaired by me. Damn it, it’s really no place for people to live. It smells like that! Now I don’t have to worry about it anymore... Uh... What’s your expression?”
All members: "..."
[I knew it! 】
Only Mo Tan turned away in pain.
Ten minutes later
Cui Xiaoyu took a sip of hot water with a livid face, and his voice was unusually low: "So... you all think it is impossible for someone to be so unlucky, right?"
Everyone staggered with laughter and twitched feebly. Ji Xiaoge had already begun to roll around on the floor holding the mat.
Cui Xiaoyu: "...MMP."
Ji Xiaodao, who had always had a sullen face, laughed out loud.
"Huh?" Cui Xiaoyu glanced at her subconsciously, then his body was shocked again (it was shocked by this group of people just now), and he stared at her face suspiciously: "Have I seen it too? Over you...?"
Ji Xiaodao shook his head.
Cui Xiaoyu pursed his lips in confusion: "No, I must have seen you before, let me think about it..."
"Oh, Brother Yu, are you stupid?" At this time, Wan Yang suddenly hugged his shoulders from behind and said with a smile: "Classmate Xiaodao is the biological sister of classmate Xiaoge. They look exactly alike. You have seen my sister in the game. I feel like my sister It’s normal to look familiar, right?”
Cui Xiaoyu blinked twice: "Is that so?"
At this time, Ji Xiaoge, who finally stopped rolling, wiped his tears and raised his head and said with a smile: "It should be like this, in reality I am She has short hair, but in the game she has long hair. Xiaodao has always had long hair, so you probably think of her as Are you confused with me in the game?”
“Well, it seems to make some sense.” Cui Xiaoyu scratched his hair, then shrugged to Ji Xiaodao: “Sorry, please. Don’t think of me as a nymphomaniac.”
After saying that, he gave Wan Yang a slap in the face.
Ji Xiaodao shook his head: "No, don't worry."
"Okay, okay, Brother Yu, continue to tell me about the times you died before!" Wan Yang especially eagerly dragged Cui Xiaoyu to sit on the carpet and asked with great interest: "Being beaten to death by orcs with sticks and Having said that he was stabbed to death by a pervert, what’s next?”
Cui Xiaoyu rolled his eyes: “Can we say something happy?”
“It’s all. Don’t worry about it if you’re one of your own. See you outside!" Wan Yang rubbed his hands with a playful smile, his eyes full of curiosity: "Tell me about it!"
Yidong and Kang Lan also came over at this time: "What's the matter? What's going on?"
Wan Yang turned around with a smile and gave the two of them some information on the several death experiences that Cordoba had 'boasted' before. Finally, he said that it was not finished and he was here to press for an update.
"Damn, it's so exciting!" Kang Lan was shocked at that time. She quickly sat cross-legged on the ground and took out a handful of melon seeds from her trouser pocket: "Tell me about it, tell me about it!"
Yi Dongze also dragged Mo Tan, who was guarding the coffee pot, over, saying that he wanted to share the good things with his brothers.
Ji Xiaoge also pulled Yuchen over, who was huddled in the corner of the sofa. Everyone sat on the floor around Cui Xiaoyu, each holding handfuls of small melon seeds that Kang Lan had scattered, as if they were planning to hold a story meeting. .
“I’m really a sinner.” Cui Xiaoyu saw this situation and knew that it was the general trend to expose his dark history, so he stopped struggling, slapped his thigh suddenly, and simply started from the beginning. Starts: "Think about those days..."
In the next ten minutes, the sound of crackling melon seeds and various sounds including but not limited to 'ugh~', 'wow', 'let me go', 'That's okay too? ! ’, ‘It’s so exciting, isn’t it?’, ‘Is Garfield the same Garfield?’, ‘Is it so fucking explosive? ’, ‘It’s so scary’, and ‘F*ck 666’ were exclamated one after another. The atmosphere at the scene was extremely heated. Cui Xiaoyu, the student involved, became more and more excited as he talked, as if he had forgotten how devastated he was at that time.
Then...
"The most exciting thing is the Southeast Continent!" Cui Xiaoyu smacked his lips, snatched the melon seeds from Wan Yang's palm, cracked them while shaking his head and said: "I That will I already have a rune body, you know! Guess what! A pervert killed me!"
Everyone was in an uproar, and Ji Xiaodao's eyes suddenly widened. .
【It's him! ! ! 】
Chapter 227: The End
(End of this chapter)