Chapter 337 Bizarre
Game time PM13:43
Anka Market, Central Business District
A pair of young men and women who don’t look like anything special are shopping. They were both human beings, and they still wore the badge of the trainee mage on their chests. Apart from the fact that they were not too close to each other, the two people who were laughing and laughing all the way looked no different from the lovers everywhere.
But they are not a couple!
In the alley next to it, a smoking construction garbage bag leaning against the wall (a garbage bag marked "Construction Waste") suddenly squirmed strangely. After a few seconds, a withered palm emerged from the He poked it out, then rubbed his index finger and middle finger slightly, and flicked a group of extremely unstable sparks into the air.
At the same time, on the roof of a house at the end of the long street, a pair of furry, unhidden animal ears trembled slightly behind their backs. The owner of the ears was the man hanging on the eaves. The girl on top was wide-eyed and carefully discerning the signal, and after a few seconds, she took a deep breath and let out a pleasant, distant, and long sound: "Ooo~~Ooo~~Ooooo~Woof~"
< br>A moment later, at the intersection two streets away
“One short and two long, it should still be in the same position.”
The half-dragon knight with a solemn face said to the casually dressed man next to him The winged girl in casual clothes nodded: "We split up, you go call your employer, I'll wait in the store first, remember, don't let her rush in on impulse, you must wait for my news!"
The half-orc girl smiled and said: "Don't worry, I know what I know. If I really can't stop it, we have some special means."
The half-dragon knight next to him...well, it was actually Mo Tan who got a beating Shivering, he shook his head with a livid face and said: "I take back what I said before. Even if your employer rushes in on impulse, you must not use any 'special means'!"
"I know, I know, hurry up. If you go slower, it will be too late."
Ji Xiaoge pushed Mo Tan hard, then stretched out his boots and kicked him to the street: "Hurry up, you said you wanted to collect more. Some information?"
"Okay, I'll leave it to you, and take Jadeka and Yaya with you on the way."
"Peace of mind and peace of mind~"
......
Seven minutes later
Central Business District, Second Exchange Street
I don’t know when a bright Mo Tan, who was wearing a red hooded cloak, appeared in front of a particularly flashy-looking store and took a look at the changing colors of the sign on the door——
[Strange and Weird Magic Shop-Anka Branch]
There are a few rows of small words on the next page: ‘Latest arrival! The unprecedented [Hungry Deaf Candy], the lifelike giant dragon gummy that can even breathe fire is available for you to buy. Let those friends around you who want to become dragon-slaying heroes try one, they will be seriously deaf in a second. , will also have an appetite for any, yes, 'any' object no larger than a palm, a terrifying appetite! Even if it’s just a piece of [you all know], he will be willing to eat it. However, for the sake of the noble friendship between friends, our store recommends using [Poop Candy], which is on sale at 30% off this season, instead of the real thing! '
There is a line of smaller words below...
'Bringing you and your friends extremely exciting and extremely happy [Poop Candy]! This shop can swear to you with its soul (even willing to sign a devil's contract) that this is just a piece of candy that looks like poop! You can also use your soul to swear an oath to your friends (the authentic Devil's Contract is on sale, priced at 10 gold coins/piece). This is definitely just a bunch of ordinary candy! And then deliberately ignored the small details that not only does it have that shape, that color, and that smell, but also the texture and even taste are exactly the same as the real one~'
Mo Tan : "..."
Although he had an extremely bad sense of déjà vu, Mo Tan still did not hesitate to open the door that was as fancy as the store in front of him. After all, the world is very big. Just one world is very big, let alone two. A world, so he will definitely not encounter...
"Welcome! Welcome!"
The door was halfway open when an arm suddenly pulled Mo Tan in. The owner of the arm's enthusiastic and hearty laughter was very expressive, and his speech speed was as fast as a cannon: "I am one of the bosses here, Ferry Feriles! You are the twelfth customer of our store today. , although it’s not a memorable number, but do you want a piece of poop candy?”
The boss who called himself Feli magically ‘conjured’ a lump of @# from his palm and waved it in front of Mo Tan. Liaohuang: "It's free."
"No... no, thank you."
The latter pressed down his hood, quickly shook his head in refusal and dropped the @#, gently broke away from Fei Li's hand and whispered: "I can just take a look, just take a look."< br>
“Oh, of course, no problem.”
The other party smiled and patted him on the shoulder, and said happily: “But I have to say, you came at the right time. We were here yesterday. We have just developed some interesting new products. Really, [Hungry Dragon Candy] has become a thing of the past. [Edible Ooze Monster] is suitable for both young and old. The more you insert it into the keyhole, the smaller it gets. The [Prank Key], the [Big Ivan Staff] that can self-destruct, or the [Little Crocodile Money Bag] with the ability to bite people independently, all have unlimited potential like this world. If you are willing, I can share it with my brother I’ll demonstrate it to you on the spot~”
“Yes, dear customer”
Another voice sounded from the corner of the store, it was one who looked exactly like Ferriles. The young men, they both have tall and thin figures, fiery red hair and a little freckles, are twin brothers.
By the way, the other twin is named Joles.
By the way, Mo Tan has not raised his head to look at them since entering the store. He had guessed all the features just now, including the name of Joe Lais. !
As for why he could guess it...
The reason is simple, because Mo Tan knows these two in reality! Maybe not too familiar, but definitely not a stranger!
"Hey, guest." The other twin walked up to Mo Tan and introduced himself with a smile: "Sorry, sorry, I just fainted from the new product. To be honest, Ferri, I think [Wonderful Flavor Bean] contains too many unstable ingredients, why not..."
"Why don't we make it a little more unstable and change the name to [Surprise Multi-flavored Bean]?"
"Good idea, brother!"
"That's it!"< br>
I don’t know why, but the two people who were chattering around Mo Tan suddenly fell into some strange and fanatical discussion, which really made him feel relieved.
[So, why are these two guys also in this game, and they actually opened a store in less than two months, and it was Anka Market Business Storefronts in the district, where did they get the money! ? 】
Mo Tan walked to the corner, secretly looked at this shop full of fantasy atmosphere, and secretly clicked his tongue.
The Tarot cards are doing rattlesnake maneuvers rapidly in mid-air, the golden mudkachu doll exudes an ominous aura and is painted with blush, and the skull roars 'MMP' loudly every few seconds. , written above are '1', '2', ' 3', '4', '5' and 'thirty-one million' floating dice, two rows of boots that are moving quickly according to the pace of the 'Seventh Set of Radio Gymnastics'...
【 It is indeed quite 'weird', so the name of this store is quite appropriate. 】
Mo Tan, who was not very willing to deal with these two brothers, gave a bitter smile, then pulled his hood down a little, and his eyes widened in the next second, and he murmured in a low voice: "Wait a minute. ! It’s so weird that I seem to have seen this store name somewhere before..."
Zhiga~
At this moment, the door was pushed open again, and a young man and woman walked in cautiously.
"Um, Felice, are you sure you can buy the gifts that Xiao Mu likes here?"
The well-behaved boy swallowed nervously and whispered to the person next to him. The companion asked: "The sign I saw outside really bothers me..."
"Haha, Isa, you think too much." The girl with twin ponytails shook her head and smiled, and then He poked the former's forehead hard: "It's rare that I help you so wholeheartedly, so don't complain!"
The boy immediately lowered his eyebrows and said with a compensating smile: "Yes, yes..."
"It's all for Xiao Mu's sake!" "I know, you didn't even talk to me before I got together with her, but you did set my hair on fire once during practice."
“Eh... uh, you, you still Remember."
"Remember, didn't Xiaomu come over and apologize to me later? That's when I started to like her."
"Ah, it turns out. ...So that’s what happened.”
"Hmm, but I never had the courage to tell her. Later, my mentor advised me, 'If you have someone you like, you should take good care of it.' So I went to confess my love to Xiao Mu. I didn't expect that she actually agreed!"
"Yeah, I didn't expect it..."
"Should I say he is a great magician? The mentor's courage is indeed not comparable to that of someone like me."
< br>"Well, please accompany me to the 'Black Refinery' before returning to the union later."
"Uh-huh! What are you doing there?"
"The instructor is going to do an experiment and has given me the task of buying the materials. Anyway, we just bought them together on the way."
"Black...will places like the Black Refinery have the materials the instructor wants?" ?”
The trainee mage called Issa’s eyes widened.
Phyllis glared at him fiercely: "I've been picking out gifts with you for several days, but you don't even want to buy anything with me?"
Issa shrank at that time. I said: "I don't dare."
[I see, this is really difficult to handle...]
Mo Tan, who had been secretly listening to the conversation between the two, touched his nose awkwardly, then shook his head helplessly: "Forget it, anyway. This kind of thing has nothing to do with this commission, and it's impossible for outsiders to help. I'm busy, although... I feel very miserable..."
He glanced at the girl with twin tails not far behind him, sighed, opened the friend bar, edited the message and prepared to send it to Ji Xiaoge , and the Rice brothers, who had finished some discussion, also enthusiastically greeted the new guests.
"Hi, dear Miss Phyllis."
Qiao greeted the girl familiarly and eagerly, and then extended his right hand to Issa next to him: "You Okay, Miss Phyllis’ friend, would you like some poop candy?”
The latter just raised his hand to shake Qiao's hand, but he was immediately confused after hearing this sentence: "Come on... No, no, no, no, no, no, thank you for your kindness, I'm not hungry yet."
Feli looked at him in shock: "Uh, okay, then you can come to us when you are hungry, although I have never seen anyone buying poop candy for themselves before."
Isa: "..."
"Don't bully him!" Phyllis glared at the twin bosses angrily and curled her lips: "This is the friend I mentioned to you before. , We are not here to buy those messy and inappropriate things."
Qiao blinked and said to her, "But you bought a bunch of [Love Elements] from us yesterday! ’
"I threw it away!" Phyllis stamped her feet angrily and said angrily: "I dare not use it!"
Issa tilted her head: "What did you throw away?"
"Nothing." The girl snorted, then held Isa's arm and dragged him to the twins: "He wants to give his girlfriend a birthday gift, so take out the necklace you introduced to me before. "
Feli was stunned for a moment, then nodded, reached into the pocket of his black robe and took out a small box and handed it to Isa: "This is it, please take a look."
"Oh, oh, thank you."
Issa took it subconsciously, and then opened the box nervously: "Wow!"
On the purple velvet was a glittering heart-shaped necklace.
Phyllis laughed happily: "How about it? This lady specially picked this for you, Xiao Mu. Remember to thank me!"
"Yeah, yeah , Thank you, Phyllis! I will treat you to dinner later!”
Isa nodded quickly to the girl, completely unaware of the sudden blush on the latter’s face, but she was a little worried. He asked the twin bosses: "Is there anything weird about this thing?"
Qiao shook his head vigorously: "Absolutely not. This necklace is very ordinary in terms of shape, temperament, price, and meaning. However, there is a small mechanism inside that can emit a powerful weapon that is no more powerful than a single-unit weapon to people within two meters." The electric shock of level magic will not hurt you."
Isa blinked and looked at Phyllis in confusion: "Electric shock?"
"Yes, that's right. The latter picked up the necklace and compared it around his neck with a smile, and explained seriously: "It's for self-defense. Why is a girl so pretty like Xiao Mu so short of self-defense props? Compared with magic scrolls and the like." , this kind of necklace that won’t attract anyone’s attention is more hidden, and it can fully reflect your love for her!”
Isa nodded hard: “Oh, so it turns out! That’s it!”
[But if Xiao Mu is a trainee mage like you, wouldn’t it be more convenient for her to cast a spell herself if its maximum power does not exceed that of low-level magic? ! 】
Mo Tan complained in his heart, and then received a message from Ji Xiaoge's friend...
'The employer is awake! I can't hold it any longer, what should I do? ! ! ’
Mo Tan was stunned...
[Why can’t I hold it down? Wait, what does it mean that the employer is awake? Has the employer been in a coma or sleeping state before? ? 】
He feels like he has a headache...
Chapter 334: End
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