Chapter 338 Farce
The situation quickly got out of control. Just five seconds after Mo Tan received the message from Ji Xiaoge’s friend, the strange store door was knocked open from the outside. , a girl about the same age as the other two guests appeared at the door. Her eyes were red and she glared at the combination of her boyfriend and best friend in front of her. Her little hands shrunk in her sleeves were trembling slightly, and she was speechless for a long time.
The scene was very embarrassing for a time...
The stiff atmosphere lasted for about ten seconds. Feli, who felt extremely awkward in this low pressure, finally couldn't help but break the silence. He coughed dryly and cautiously extended his hand to the new guest at the door: "Well, welcome... Do you want some poop candy?"
"What are you here for?!"
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Xiao Mu, the employer of Mo Tan and others and the classmate of Issa and Felice, seemed to have just noticed that there was someone else here. The girl's eyes wandered between the poop candy and Feli's face, and then she politely and appropriately Shaked his head: "No, thank you."
Qiao also took a step forward, taking something out of his pocket while smiling at the new guest whose temperament suddenly softened: "Then are you going to try..."
"I don't plan to."
Has a black head The short-haired human girl smiled gently, her black eyes with the same color as her hair curved into two beautiful crescent moons, but gradually began to exude some kind of substantial murderous intent: "I'm sorry, could you please let me know?" My good friend and I...and my boyfriend Want to have a chat?”
In front of that cute and kind smiling face, not only the shop owners, but also Mo Tan, who was standing in the corner, subconsciously took a step back, almost Step on a boot that's hitting the beat of a stretch.
"Issa, I trust you so much..."
The girl looked at the boyfriend in front of her with neither joy nor sorrow. Except for a few arcs of electricity that occasionally burst out around her, her expression and tone were extremely calm: " Why would you do such a thing?”
[This is a good question, please explain it and it will be fine. 】
Mo Tan breathed a sigh of relief, and he was particularly grateful that his employer, who went to the Adventurer's Guild two days ago to issue a task to catch an adulterer, did not kill him without saying a word, but calmly, at least on the surface, I still calmly chose language communication. That’s right. There is no misunderstanding in this world that cannot be solved with words...
“I’m sorry, Mu, I was wrong.”
The next second, the ashen-faced boyfriend sighed deeply and made an expression that said, "Although you didn't question me, I'm speechless."
【Where are you wrong! ? 】
Whether it was Mo Tan, the Rice brothers, or Ji Xiaoge who was squatting at the door of the store and peering in with his little head stretched out, they were all fooled by this guy.
In addition, according to observations, the girl with twin tails next to Issa was also confused.
“You could have told me directly...”
Mo Tan's employer lowered his head, his eyes that slowly lost their luster gradually began to fill with mist, and he murmured in a low voice: "Why did you hide it from me?"
Isa shrank. Neck, hesitantly replied: "I also had a whim."
Pa!
A crisp slap sounded, but it was not the girl named Xiao Mu who slapped Isa, but Feli who slapped him hard on the forehead and sighed in a low voice. : "It's okay to just have a whim."
"I can see that I'm not a fool!"
Xiao Mu didn't notice what was happening around her at all, she just bit her lip and said: "You have been so abnormal during this period. Not only do you often disappear for no reason, but you also hesitated to say something to me several times... ...No matter how stupid I am, I should have discovered it.”
[Speak clearly now! They were obviously just secretly preparing birthday gifts, so why did they let the conversation develop into such a weird place? 】
Mo Tan’s eyes hidden under the hood were staring at Isa, wishing he could use his thoughts to convey to him the correct way to survive.
Then...
The young man turned his face to one side with a red face: "I was wrong, I, I have no experience in this area."
"Pfft, what the hell...pfft..."
Qiao fell to the ground immediately, his whole body shaking incessantly, until Ferry stuffed a piece of poop candy into his mouth. Only then did he regain his composure, and after a few twitches he stopped moving.
Mo Tan, who was praying that this matter would have a successful outcome, almost had his teeth broken. If he hadn't been afraid that Brother Rice would find out who he was, he would have rushed out and explained the ins and outs of this matter. I understand, but now it seems I can only count on Ji Xiaoge...
[Send a message asking her to come out and smooth things over. 】
Mo Tan glanced nervously at his employer's gloomy expression and his increasingly bright smile. He sighed secretly and turned to the door where Ji Xiaoge was squatting just now. I looked around and saw only a badminton rolling around crazily.
[Oh, shit, she must have laughed...]
Remembering this girl's weird and unhuman smile, Mo Tan even wanted to die at this moment.
"No experience? Haha~"
Although Xiao Mu smiled at the boyfriend who was about to become an 'ex-boyfriend' or a 'corpse' in front of her, her voice sounded like it was thousands of years old. Han Bing: "Do you mean you can become proficient after doing it a few times?"
"I think it's okay!"
My boyfriend’s classmate said loudly.
【I know you are showing your loyalty! But in this context, don’t you think there are still many words you can use to keep yourself alive? ! 】
Mo Tan has begun to roar in his heart.
“Too...so bad!”
Tears of disappointment finally slipped from the corners of Xiao Mu’s eyes. She clenched her fists and said to Feili, who had been silent beside her since just now. Si choked up and said: "Feifei, you... did you hear what he said? How could we fall in love with such a person!"
Phyllis looked up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle with dull eyes, and murmured in an imperceptible voice: "It's probably because of the blindness... Let's kill this idiot with a brain problem together, and then fight for our Cheers to friendship..."
"I'm sorry, Phyllis."
Isa, who still hasn't understood the situation, is particularly embarrassed. He turned around and shrugged at the former, apologetically saying: "I should have guessed that Xiao Mu would find something wrong, thank you for being so cooperative with me."
"Don't talk to me! You idiot!"
The girl with twin ponytails, who could no longer regain her energy, took half a step back and shouted sternly: "Idiots are contagious!"
[Then you should explain it to him, sister! 】
Mo Tan desperately hit his head on the back of his hand, feeling that his whole body was not good.
Issa lowered her shoulders, walked up to Xiao Mu with lowered eyebrows and eyes, pointed her fingers like a girl, and asked thoughtfully: "Will you forgive me?"< br>
The girl looked at him coldly: "You did this and hid it from me for so long, and now you want me to forgive you?"
"I just want to give you a What a surprise!”
As soon as he said this, everyone was shocked.
【This guy is really a chat genius! 】
Anyway, Mo Tan immediately put his hand on the hilt of the sword at his waist. Of course, this was not because he wanted to kill anyone, he just didn't want that idiot to be killed by his girlfriend! Things are indeed developing in this direction. Looking at the girl beside her who started to flash arcs of electricity, even the twin bosses who had always been smiling playfully put their hands behind their backs with solemn expressions, and each grabbed a handful of poop candies.
Regardless of why they grabbed the poop candy, in the eyes of everyone, Issa, who loudly said "I just want to give you a surprise", had done some kind of split in the air. He leaped towards the Huo Huo hatchet with a gesture like that.
Little Mu Yinya bit her teeth lightly: "Issa, you..."
"Oh, it's really..."
Phyllis muttered something in a low voice, and then walked to Issa's side He took out the box from his pocket and pouted at his friend: "He just wanted to buy you a birthday gift."
"Eh?"
Just now The girl, whose body was still filled with electric arcs, suddenly widened her eyes.
Issa gave Felice a strange look: "Don't Xiao Mu already know..."
"Shut up, you loser." Felice slapped someone so dull that he looked like an old-fashioned The idiot who looked like the male protagonist of the harem series pushed it aside and thrust the box into Xiao Mu's hand with an impatient expression: "He wanted to give you a surprise, but he didn't know what to give you, so he came to see Duo. I am a well-educated lady who knows you best. If you feel that something is not right with him these past two days, or if you accidentally see us discussing something together, then this is what happened.”
< br>Xiao Mu stared blankly at the beautifully packaged long carton in his hand for a while, and then turned to Issa in confusion: "Is that so?"
"Yes, I know I was wrong. The latter nodded listlessly and said with regret: "I know it is more sincere to choose birthday gifts by myself, but this is the first time I buy a gift for the person I like, so... alas, I also got involved with Felice, which delayed the progress of your project. I'm sorry, I won't do it next time! Please forgive me!"
Xiao Mu blinked blankly, and then said goodbye. He looked back at the door of the store and exchanged a question with a beautiful winged girl who had just stopped rolling, "So that's what happened?" ’, ‘That’s what happened! ’ look in his eyes, and then recalled his previous conversation with Isa, a sweet grievance suddenly appeared in his heart, and he lowered his head while holding the gift box and said nothing.
"Ahem, but in the final analysis, I just provided some reference advice." Phyllis suddenly coughed lightly, then winked at Issa, who looked anxious, and said meaningfully: "This gift is his own. Selected for you.”
[Thank you! Phyllis! 】
The young man reacted very quickly at this moment, and immediately nodded vigorously and said: "Yeah, yes... I chose it."
There is nothing to say next, the general content The employer of Mo Tan and his gang, trainee mage Xiao Mu, burst into tears after opening the gift box and finding the tacky and useless necklace. Not only did she express that she liked it very much, but she also asked Isa to wear it for her. After getting in, he rewarded the former with a kiss, and then the two left sweetly. Mo Tan and Ji Xiaoge, who were inside and outside the store, also cleverly pretended not to know Xiao Mu, while the other continued to pretend to look around. Looking to the west, a man pretended to be interested (or maybe really interested) to look at the new product introduction board outside the door. The story finally ended successfully, probably...
"Hey! Wait! Click! ”
Felice, who had been completely sluggish since Xiao Mu kissed Issa gently, suddenly reacted, and after realizing that the two had been gone for a long time, she squatted on the ground with a cry: "What should I do! Say! Why are you being left alone here?” I started crying, huh, but it’s actually not inexplicable...]
With a headache, Mo Tan looked back at Felice who was squatting on the ground holding her head and crying, and began to seriously consider whether to go. Pass her a handkerchief or something, but after much hesitation, he gave up the idea, firstly because he felt that even if he did so, it would not be of much use, and secondly because Ferry and Joe had already walked over to comfort the little girl.
“Stop crying, let’s have some poop candy.”
“Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
Well, maybe this is also a way of comfort.
"Okay, okay." Ferry obediently put away the enchanted substance in his hand, then lowered his head and smiled at the girl: "But why didn't you choose the [Prank Perfume Set] that you had picked out yesterday? , but let us take out that eliminated self-defense necklace?”
Phyllis smoked it? Sniffling, she choked and said, "Because when I came here, I remembered that Xiaomu was allergic to the honey flower. Even though it was just a disguise, she might still feel uncomfortable after smelling it."
Qiao Tiao He raised his eyebrows: "Is it that simple?"
"Unfortunately, it's that simple."
Ferry smacked his lips: "I thought you hated her."
"No, I like her the most..."
Qiao covered her mouth and chuckled: "I thought you liked her That little fool."
"No, I hate him the most..."
Phyllis curled her lips, wiped away her tears and stood up and stared at the two of them: "You have. Opinion? ”
The twins looked at each other and smiled in unison: "No, you are a good friend."
"I am not."
"Oh, how about some poop candy?"
"No!" Phyllis waved her hands with disgust, turned around and walked out without looking back: "See you later."
The twins bent down and saluted at the same time: "Walk slowly, welcome to visit next time."
Phyllis, who was immersed in trouble, left quickly, and her back quickly disappeared at the other end of the street.
“This guest~”
Feli walked up to Mo Tan and pouted at the place where several young people were arguing before: “It’s quite a fun farce, isn’t it.”
Mo Tan smiled noncommittally: "Maybe."
"Then come..."
"No, no more poop candy, thank you."
Mo Tan shook his head, then picked up two small [Lekachu] dolls: "How much does this cost."
"Chenghui thirty silver coins."
"Here you go." Mo Tan took out thirty silver coins and put them in Fei Li's hand and put the two dolls away. He didn't like this kind of yellow stuff. The fat rat, who was still wearing blush, just felt a little inappropriate after shopping here for so long without buying anything.
After paying the money, Mo Tan turned around and walked outside. However, when he reached the door, he still hesitated for a moment, then pulled down the hood with some tangle, and turned around and asked: "That , do you have other branches? ”
"Of course~"
Qiao nodded quickly and said with a smile: "Although Strange has just opened its doors not long ago, we have our own stores in many places. There are probably more than twenty stores in total. ~"
"I see, then I take my leave..."
"Welcome to visit next time~"
Chapter 335: The End
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