Chapter 870 Spider (I)
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[Welcome back, chaotic neutral Tan Mo , will soon be loaded into the realm of innocence, wish you a good night]
No. 13 Brier Avenue, Dark Alley District, City of Freedom
"Good night or good night, put it aside for now~"
Mo Tan, who was lying on the easy chair, yawned and lazily turned his head to look at the person next to him who was desperately casting light and heat. He had obviously just added Passing the wooden fireplace, the corner of his mouth curled up with a pleasant arc: "Now is a critical moment when life and death are at stake. It would be a little too unreasonable to disconnect me at this time, right? ”
Because he was the only one in the room, this question obviously would not get any answer, and Mo Tan did not expect anyone to answer the question at all, so he just chuckled, as if An old man with weak legs and feet left the easy chair, walked to the low table on the other side of the fireplace, and picked up a half-open book from it.
Picking up the red wine that was carefully placed under the table, biting open the stopper with his teeth, Mo Tan left the innermost room on the first floor of No. 13 Briar Avenue with the book in one hand and the wine bottle in the other. , since he didn't have any free hands, he opened the door by kicking it.
This behavior caused a lot of noise, but because there are no people living in No. 12 and No. 14 on both sides, even if the sound insulation measures of this two-story attic are not very good, it will not cause any noise. Disturbing phenomena.
Walking through the spotless hall, Mo Tan walked unsteadily under the extremely high-wattage but extremely soft magic crystal lamp, while looking at the story collection in his hand at a speed that was infinitely close to quantum reading. While blowing on the bottle several times in the process, the three of them stepped onto the stairs leading to the second floor.
Although reading and going up the stairs at the same time are quite dangerous and must not be imitated by good children, for Mo Tan, who is already thoroughly familiar with the structure of this temporary residence, as long as he knows that he Somewhere he could even walk around unimpeded with his eyes closed.
Extremely poor sense of space, infinitely close to zero sense of direction, superb memory, and insane body control. With the above qualities, Motan can walk anywhere he is familiar with with his eyes closed, even if it is In unfamiliar places, he can also use his limited instant memory to ensure the route of travel. This is why he was able to break through Ito's [Double Ghost Slap on the Door] when his five senses were continuously deprived.
In short, Mo Tan was concentrating on reading the mediocre story collection in his hand, priced at 7 silver coins each, and sold in all major bookstores, without raising his head. After getting off the stairs, we climbed up to the second floor and arrived at the terrace with a much wider view.
There are two chairs on the terrace. There is a table between the chairs. There is a stack of snacks on the table. There is a pot of coffee next to the snacks. The coffee is hot.
"Oh, you are so thoughtful."
Mo Tan raised his eyebrows, sat down on the chair on the left, threw most of the bottle of red wine in his hand over the railing, and picked up the bottle in front of him. He took a sip of coffee and said leisurely: "It seems that you are very free."
He tilted his head slightly and smiled as he saw that the bottle did not hit the downstairs, but in a strange way. The posture of the red wine stopped in mid-air.
"You are overly complimentary."
The next moment, a somewhat distorted voice sounded, and a figure wearing a gray cloak and a hood appeared in the air, holding the bottle in his arms After drinking less than half of the red wine, he laughed in a high-pitched voice that was extremely unrecognizable: "It's my honor to serve you."
Mo Tan raised his eyebrows and said nonchalantly: "If you want to interpret that sentence as a compliment, I don't care."
"Praise for your tolerance."
The hooded figure bowed slightly, stepped forward and placed the bottle of red wine in his arms in front of Mo Tan, then respectfully walked around to the latter's side and said softly: "The work you gave me before I have already completed it. Those people who meet more than three conditions at the same time in the Free City are basically here. Although they are all unique people, if it is you, you can definitely control them easily. "
After saying that, the man placed two thin pieces of parchment with a small amount of text in front of Mo Tan.
“Yeah.”
The latter glanced at the content casually, said "Oh" absently, and then continued to flip through the story collection in front of him with his cheek in his hand.
Five minutes later
“Wasting life will always give people a luxurious pleasure.”
Mo Tan casually closed the book in front of him, revealing Smiling with satisfaction, the reason is just as he said, in the time just now, which totaled less than a quarter of an hour, he luxuriously wasted his life in proportion to the reading time with the help of this boring reading.
At the same time, the man standing loosely behind him also laughed.
"Ah? So you're still here."
Mo Tan glanced back at the man in surprise, and asked curiously: "Is there anything else?"
"Uh, strictly speaking Said there should be no more, my dear sir.”
The other party. He was stunned at first, then shrugged not very respectfully, and said with a smile: "But."
Mo Tan had no intention of letting this man continue talking, but just waved his hand impatiently: " If it’s okay, just get out of here, I’m very busy.”
Although I didn't think that the person in front of me who just lamented, "It's a waste of life to be happy" was busy, the other person still smiled apologetically and suggested in a low voice: "Yes, I also know that your time is very precious. So.”
“Want me to add you as a friend?”
Mo Tan lazily tapped the rim of the cup with a spoon and listened to the latter’s sudden gesture with interest. He continued to gasp, and then slowly drank the rest of the coffee in the cup, and then said calmly: "If I remember correctly, you haven't confessed your name until now, I'll take the egg Add you as a friend?"
The man paused, his tone full of disappointment: "I thought you knew."
"Yes, I know."< br>
As a result, Mo Tan actually nodded and said absently: "A preliminary member of the third-ranked killer organization [Executioner], the operator of the [Fragrance] flower shop in Baidu District, Free City, was in the Realm of Innocence a week ago The 167th overall strength ranking, but it was already entered yesterday The 'Juggler' who is in the top 100, his camp is Chaotic Neutral like me. Spider."
As soon as he finished speaking, the player named Spider let out an excited scream. The man suddenly rushed forward and fell directly on the back of Mo Tan's chair, using suppressing force The voice filled with huge emotions trembled: "It's an honor! It's such an honor. This is really my God! You have actually investigated me to this extent. I'm so happy! Excited! It's beyond words!"
"It's just that you have investigated me to this extent!" Because I have a lot of free time during this time, and you kindly gave me This house was given to me, and it is necessary to investigate it politely."
Mo Tan elbowed the latter's head back towards his ear, and smiled: "To be honest. , I’m very grateful to you.”
“Well”
The spider with a bleeding nose shook his head, his eyes hidden under his hood staring unblinkingly at Mo Tan's side face: "In that case, do I have the honor to be a member of your friend list?"< br>
“No.”
Mo Tan answered without thinking.
"Haha, hahahahaha, that's right! If this is what you want!"
The spider did not show any displeasure, but just let out a burst of bold and shocking words. He laughed horribly: "I will obey my orders! I will be happy to help! As long as you are willing to give me a suitable reason, a reason that is suitable enough to make me feel that I have to do it with you!"
Mo Tan still maintained a modest and decent smile, and did not feel unhappy at all because of the other party's illogical arrogance. He just said lightly: "First of all, I am a very double-standard person, so although I basically don't show my true colors to others, I am very I don’t like others being secretive in front of me.”
“Ah, this is easy to handle!”
The spider pulled it off. Her hood revealed her face with exaggerated makeup. It was a pretty face with no features. It was not uncommon in a game like Innocence that could fine-tune one's appearance. After all, As long as they are not races such as dwarves and lizardmen that are difficult to save, most female players have the ability to turn themselves into beauties in the general sense within a 10% fine-tuning range.
So although the face Spider is currently wearing is quite eye-catching, it is not really stunning in Mo Tan’s eyes.
Her race is most likely human. Her appearance has been briefly reviewed just now, so I won’t go into details here. She has messy blond hair with blue highlights, and her figure is shrouded in a wide cloak. So it can't be seen, but judging from the faint arc, it should be a relatively thin type. "That's it? Tsk, I thought the content under the hood would be a little more interesting."
Mo Tan shook his head in disappointment, crossed his legs and said: "Secondly, I don't think I am the kind of son of heaven who holds the aura of the protagonist, so although you are always instilling some illusion in me , but I still don’t think I can turn you into a bitch just by virtue of my personality charm and this handsome face.”
Spider grinned a smile that was enough to cause a devastating blow to his appearance. He walked to the table in front of Mo Tan and sat down: "I"
"Get off the table."
Mo Tan raised his eyebrows and said with an unhappy face: "God knows Have you ever washed your butt properly?”
"I tried it, really, but the system won't let me wash it."
Spider made a face at Mo Tan, slid down the table and shook his butt at Mo Tan, and then reluctantly He sat on the chair opposite.
The next moment, her whole temperament suddenly changed.
As for the specific change, here is a simple example -
If the spider just now was like a mentally ill man wearing a straitjacket, tied to a chair, hysterical and crazy, then now She is the doctor wearing a straitjacket and sitting in front of the crazy psychotic patient on the chair.
"Oh, what a dazzling intellectual beauty."
Looking at the spider in front of him who instantly changed his painting style to another style, Mo Tan clapped his hands perfunctorily and laughed mockingly: "If you want to tell me that you are a mental patient seeking treatment, then the only prescription I can give you is to stop pleasuring yourself."
The spider shook his head slightly and replaced it with the same A soft, painterly voice said: "I'm not sick."
"Oh."
Mo Tan raised his eyes and responded in a flat tone like a double-leaf figure.
"My mental state is fine."
Spider smiled, took out a cup from his bag, then took most of the bottle of red wine in front of Mo Tan and poured it into it while saying: "My Thinking patterns, inner activities, thoughts, memories The memory and personality are the same as before, the only difference is that now I am trying my best to suppress my true emotions."
"Oh"
Mo Tan continued to use his words. He replied with a tone that cherished each word like gold.
“Have you ever been drunk?”
Spider stared into Mo Tan's eyes and asked word by word: "Have you ever experienced the feeling of being completely drunk, but pretending to be fine just to look decent?"
"You can do it?" Continue to follow me in circles."
Mo Tan knocked on the cover of the story collection in his hand and said in a calm tone, "Guess whether I will listen carefully."
"I'm not kidding."
"I don't think you're kidding."
Mo Tan interrupted the other party rudely and said calmly: "But you are not joking. These nonsense words will make me feel impatient and there is no conflict, so you can either say the important point or shut up and get out."
Obviously, as a senior mentally ill, Mo Tan feels that he is fully qualified to be arrogant at this moment.
Given that he was so arrogant, the lady in front of her whose game ID was Spider said the key points calmly
“I think everyone is crazy, but most of them People can easily suppress the madness deep in their hearts, but I seem to be a little different from most people."
Spider took a deep breath and said quickly: "Walking on the stairs. The sudden urge to jump from the top, the sudden desire to hurt Many people often experience the urge to expose their unsuspecting family members, the urge to touch something like a switch, the urge to harm innocent animals, the urge to take off clothes in public, and the urge to humiliate others. Such thoughts arise, but in most cases, people suppress these crazy emotions. Under the influence of rationality, sensibility, morality and other reasons, this process can even be so fast that the parties themselves cannot feel it. .”
Mo Tan raised his eyes and looked at the spider with suddenly a little more interest: "Can't you suppress those emotions?"
"If I can't suppress it, I won't be able to follow in this game. You spoke."
Spider shook his head, raised the corner of his mouth and smiled: "It's just right. For me, it is countless times more difficult to suppress those impulses than for normal people."
"So?"
Mo Tan shrugged and looked at the kind-hearted person. My own 'landlord': "Do you want me to soothe your tired and unloved soul?"
"No, I just want to say that if my will is any weaker, I will probably become a lunatic in the objective sense."
"Oh, what then?"
"And in In this game, my will is very weak."
"So you think you are crazy?"
"Yes, this feels very good. .”
"That's none of my business?"
"You attracted me, Mr. Tanmo, a very deadly kind."
"The reason is?"
"You He is a crazier maniac than me!"
"Should I be honored?"
"You should be proud of yourself."
"Fortunately, I can always be narcissistic."
"This is why I am so obsessed with you."
< br>“Want to secretly learn my special narcissism skills?”
“.”
Chapter 863: The End
(End of this chapter)