Chapter 2141 Similarity Attracts
“Huh!?”
Idong suddenly covered his mouth and looked at less than two meters away from him in confusion. Still maintaining the posture of being thrown over the shoulder, the girl lying on the ground with her arms and legs spread out, a look of shock on her face.
The reason is very simple, that is, Yidong had just expressed his opinion which literally means 'What a fart', but he suddenly and inexplicably agreed with the girl. In the first half of the process, he His mind was almost blank until he was about to finish speaking before he suddenly came back to his senses and regained control of his thoughts.
That’s right, it’s not that he has regained control of his mouth and vocal cords, but he has regained control of his ‘thoughts’.
[This guy——]
Because he had long known that Mo Tan had something to do with the world’s number one idol, and because his mother was also a queen-level figure in the related field back then, Yi Dong was not shocked. Xue Yin's identity, but based on the information he had passively collected in the hotel, he made some guesses but still opened his eyes wide and cast an unbelievable look at the girl.
Then...
"Come here."
Mo Tan lazily turned his head to look at Xueyin, who was still lying on the ground, and waved to the latter.
"Okay!"
The girl who had just been paralyzed on the ground as if stranded just now jumped up happily, rushed to Mo Tan with a refreshing fragrance, and asked with a smile: " Should I continue to call you Teacher M? Or should I call you more affectionately, "Tan"? "
"It's up to you."
Mo Tan raised his right hand and stretched out his middle finger to gently lift the girl's chin. He looked carefully at the pretty face that was no longer ordinary in appearance due to the heavy foundation and then grinned: "By the way, When I come back, I want to remind you one thing first..."
Xue Yin nodded vigorously and said meekly: "Yeah! My dear, tell me!"
"Without my permission, if you use any tricks on him even once, or behave in a way that makes me think it's a trick."
Mo Tan pointed to the sofa opposite with his left hand. Idong, eyes full With pure malice without a trace of impurity, he whispered: "I promise, I will deprive you of all fun and value, so that you can't even ask for a vigorous death, leaving only the numbness you hate most, I admire you struggling in despair Decay and wither, shielding your tragic funeral song that no one can hear."
"——"
Forcing yourself to look at those pairs of eyes that can make you thirst for oxygen. Crazy eyes, Xueyin is alive For the first time in her life, she truly tasted the so-called "fear". Then, two blushes stubbornly broke through the almost blind seal of the foundation and quietly climbed onto the girl's cheeks, causing her to let out an unconscious cry. murmured.
“So…”
Mo Tan pinched the girl's chin, pulled her close enough to hear her breath, and asked softly: "What's the answer?"
"Got it."
The girl blinked. With his blurred and cloudy eyes, he immediately hugged Mo Tan's neck, pecked his cheek gently, and murmured: "I apologize with my first kiss~"
"Get out. ”
Faced with this situation, which made everyone confused for a while, and even Yi Dong, a bystander, was a little dazed, Mo Tan actually used a very, very, very powerful blow to almost collapse his head. The girl hanging on her body staggered, returned to her usual style of painting under the current personality, and said casually: "Sit somewhere, let's talk about business."
"Oh..."
Xue Yin nodded, and then sat obediently on Mo Tan's lap.
Idong: "..."
"Let me explain it to you first."
Mo Tan looked at Idong and hugged the girl's slender waist. "First of all, there are some weirdos in this world. As for how weird they are, you can refer to those works with urban superpowers or superhero movies whose destructive power has not reached the planetary level. Basically, they can I can’t make up my mind about it.”
Although he was mentally prepared, Yidong still digested this sentence for almost ten seconds before asking with a complicated expression: "So, you mean, there is really someone who can play in movies, novels, and games." Beyond the realms of sexual intercourse, obscenity, etc., achieve the goal of moving from heaven to earth and moving "Removing mountains to fill the sea?"
"Removing mountains to fill the sea may be a problem. After all, since this world can persist to this day, there is probably no monster that can comb the middle of the earth with one punch, but what will happen next? , enter a place, discharge electricity, brainwash, etc., to deal with those monsters It doesn't seem to be difficult for a fetus."
Mo Tan replied in a brisk tone, and then added: "And I, as you know, am just an ordinary person with a good foundation. .”
Yidong raised his eyes and looked at it. Zhuo Motan, although he did not say anything clearly due to Xueyin's presence, still let out a narrow smile: "Ah, you, an ordinary person?"
"At least in the field of carbon-based organisms, I am convinced that I He’s an ordinary person.”
Mo Tan vaguely expressed that he was normal except for the insignificant detail of mental illness. Then he raised his hands and pinched Xueyin's cheeks and started to pull them. While pulling, he said: "And this guy is probably out of the category of ordinary people. , to become a genuine ' You're a freak... By the way, what brand is your foundation? Are you so resistant to stress?"
"Hey~"
It didn't come off even after Mo Tan pinched it hard several times. The young girl chuckled and said happily: "Ang Mu Ni [Century Empress] series The ones listed are yellow and white. I am not a spokesperson for them. They send me a batch for free every quarter. I don’t usually use this color. I mainly use it with casual clothes when I go out. It’s awesome!”
Mo Tan shook his head noncommittally and said casually Said: "You are not a particularly good-looking person. You are still a 2.5-dimensional person with special effects. It doesn't matter even without makeup."
"That's what I said, but those Tech geeks are really terrible.”
Xue Yin shrank her neck and said as if with lingering fear: "I don't know about others. When we are doing live broadcasts and concerts, we mainly use special effects for makeup and hair. The bottom line is my own face. Before I was famous It's okay when it's a little worse, fire After my death, people tried to restore my original appearance almost every day. Although most people couldn't do it, since the year before last, many people have tried to restore my true appearance through massive analysis of my live broadcasts, MVs and concert videos. It’s almost ten years old. It’s so scary!”
Idong smacked his lips and sighed: “Isn’t this enough to call the police?”
“Not even close.”
Mo Tan shook his head and said lightly: "As long as people don't It is not illegal to cause direct harm to her within the scope of the [Civil Code] through this method, and if direct harm is caused...ah, it is naturally a violation of the law."
Yidong: "...That's true."
"Well, it doesn't matter. Anyway, I don't mind those people recreating my image as a pillow or a plane or something, as long as they don't cause trouble for me."
Xue Yin said very generously. He waved his hand, raised his head and leaned on Mo Tan's shoulder and said with a smile: "Anyway, whenever I go out now, I usually put on a little makeup. My hair style is easy to say. After all, in order to match the special effects, I always have short or super short hair. And these two hairstyles None of them have appeared in Live." Mo Tan gave her a look that said, "It's none of my business." Then he asked directly: "So what did you do?"
"I actually don't know very well myself."
Xue Yin narrowed her eyes happily, leaned on Mo Tan's shoulder and said meekly: "I just hummed a few lines of songs while shopping, and then …”
Mo Tan casually held down the girl's small mouth, which was getting closer and closer to his neck, and while simply and roughly pulling her head forward, he asked, "Just what?"
Xue Yin Tu Sticking out his tongue, he whispered: "There are many people who strip off their clothes and dance [Pian Ping Bloom]..."
"Take off their clothes and dance [Pian Ping Bloom]..." Bloom]!”
Yidong was stunned at that time. Although he was not a fan of Xue Yin, given that any of the latter’s works would explode on various social platforms in a short period of time, Therefore, even people who don't care about this aspect can basically hum a few lines of Xueyin's songs, and are no strangers to several well-known choreographers.
And [Fluttering Bloom] is one of Xueyin’s most famous choreographers. Not only can it be combined with the single [Butterfly Festival] to produce a 1+1>10086 effect, even if it is used alone, it is absolutely amazing. It’s a phenomenal work, so not surprisingly, from Q Until now, [Butterfly Festival] has become a monument in the field of covers and lyrics, and [Piancing Bloom] has become the darling of the dance area on all major platforms. No matter how many dimensions you play, any dance-related career Otherwise, [Floating Bloom] requires a bit of a challenge.
But the song "Butterfly Festival" is okay, but the accompanying dance "Floating Bloom" poses a problem to people in all related fields, that is - how to dance without being slutty.
Yes, although Xueyin’s performances in live broadcasts, MVs and concerts are pleasing to the eye, and even directly sublimate this song and dance to the level of art, almost all imitators perform [Floating Bloom], Even if Xueyin is reproduced one to one, with the time and posture stuck to 99.9%, it still makes people feel very - coquettish.
It's saucy, it's really saucy, it's really saucy, literally - saucy!
No one knows why. Obviously when Xueyin dances, it feels like an art film, but when it comes to other people, no matter men, women, old or young, beautiful, ugly, fat, thin, tall or short, the soundtrack makes it look like a tertiary film. Get closer.
In the end, there were even people who did not believe in evil and used the Diamond Sutra as BGM while dancing. Guess what happened?
Hey, there was an additional item in the hot search list the next day [Tantrism and Zen Suspicion Returns].
So over time, fewer and fewer people are seriously dancing [Fluttering Bloom], and more and more people are using this dance to make a living. In terms of popularity, its characteristics have not declined but increased.
However, there is another reason why Yidong has such a deep impression on this dance in addition to the above. That is that since the advent of "Floating Bloom", only two people dance it and they will not let it go. People find it coquettish. The first one is naturally Xueyin, who has now become the world's number one idol, while the other one is already in a semi-retired state, but still has a high reputation and countless fans in the two-dimensional field. The legendary COS, legendary dancer, legendary cover singer and legendary fan artist - 'Gugu Jiang'.
And Ito himself is Gugujiang’s biological son.
Getting back to the subject, in short, after learning that many people took off their clothes and danced to "Floating Bloom", Yidong, who thought about the scene for a while and wanted to have thirty layers of mosaics on his brain, was stunned at that time. , and looked at Xue Yin with even more horror.
But in sharp contrast, Mo Tan, whose expression remained unchanged throughout the whole process and didn't even raise his eyebrows for half a millimeter, patted Xueyin lightly: "So what is the truth?"
" When I was humming, I noticed something was wrong with a few people next to me, so I tried a few more times..."
Xue Yin, who was obviously being slapped on the head but was holding her buttocks, stuck out her tongue and turned her head playfully. He blinked at Mo Tan and said: "Then things seemed to get out of control!"
Mo Tan didn't show any surprise at all, just smiled and asked: "So, there is no such thing as 'out of control'. , those riots that would be controlled immediately by some people through supernatural means and dealt with properly were all caused by you, right?"
"Absolutely~"
Xue Yin's beautiful eyes turned into two crescent moons when she smiled, and she said happily: "Anyway, the scene at that time was amazing, super exciting!"
Mo Tan nodded slightly and asked with interest: "Do you have any souvenirs?"
"I originally took a video."
Snow Yin took out her cell phone from her inner pocket, shook it, rubbed her forehead against Mo Tan's chin, pouted and said, "But I deleted it when I noticed that I was being chased by a weirdo. I was afraid that they would guess after seeing it." I made those people strip naked and dance on purpose.”
“Oh, just delete it.”
Mo Tan said something indifferently and chuckled: "There will be plenty of opportunities in the future."
Xue Yin nodded obediently, then tilted her head and asked coquettishly: "So those Who is the nasty person who caught me?”
“Borderline person.”
Mo Tan answered immediately, without any hesitation.
“What is a marginalized person?”
Xue Yin and Yi Dong asked again in unison.
“A group of freaks that are only found in China and are quite influential in the country. Their main characteristics are organization, discipline, morality and bottom line, and they are committed to the great cause of protecting ordinary people from various supernatural phenomena. , is a very positive public welfare organization, probably.”
“It sounds pretty good.”
“Listen. It's so boring to go up there..."
"In short, based on what I know about them, if this idiot woman is caught by those two guys, she will most likely either have her memory seal ability erased, or she will be dragged into a pirate ship after passing the assessment. , so although it was troublesome, considering her soaring use value, I still saved her without bothering.”
"Thank you, dear!"
"Favors must be repaid, so you're welcome, but how did you find me?"
"A chance encounter!"
" Oh?”
“Didn’t I say before that our soul wavelengths are very similar! So it’s normal for us to be attracted to each other unintentionally!”
Chapter 2132: The End