Chapter 2142 [Extraordinary] Review

"Soul wavelength..."

Mo Tan nodded with a relieved expression, and then asked Xueyin very seriously: "You didn't Are you sick?”

The latter tilted his head and gave a pure wink, and said with a slightly raised corner of his mouth: “Is being hopelessly in love with your own lyricist considered a disease?” 
“Oh.”

Mo Tan looked down at the girl sitting on his lap and asked casually: "What is love?"

"The end of desire."

Xue Yin quoted without hesitation She picked up a lyric that the other party had written for her and sang softly: "The peak of joy."

"That's it."

Mo Tan leaned lazily on the back of the sofa and said lightly Said: "If you want to calculate it this way, then you don't even deserve to sit on my lap."

Xueyin: "...Woo!"

"You two are going a bit too far off topic."

Yidong coughed lightly and gave a simple reminder that it was just the first time they met, but But the two of them are extremely compatible.

Xue Yin immediately admitted her mistake obediently and said with lowered eyebrows: "Teacher Zombie, I was wrong."

Yidong: "...?"

"Okay, let's just listen to Zombie and get back to the business."

Mo Tan poked Xueyin's waist expressionlessly, and after the latter suddenly trembled, he asked: "So your You mean, this encounter is just a coincidence?"

Xue Yin smiled and said happily. Said: "Or maybe it's a miracle formed by countless wishes of days and nights connected together!"

"Speak in human words."

Mo Tan was not incited by the girl at all. He just looked at her. Confirming again slightly: "Are you sure it was a pure chance encounter without any means?"

Xue Yin did not continue to say anything. She just smiled and turned her head to meet Mo Tan's eyes, opening the window of her heart for the latter to review without any hesitation. The reason was very simple. She believed that if it were the man in front of her, she would In this case, it only takes a split second to tell whether you are lying.

Even if this kind of ridiculous thing cannot be established in theory, Xue Yin knows that if the person in front of her is the 'Teacher M' she knows, the person in [The Realm of Innocence] If there is a person named Tan Mo in the movie, then he will definitely be able to do it——

“So that’s it, it seems that sometimes, we have to make a choice between logic and truth.”

The next second, Mo Tan nodded slightly and said in a slightly disgusting tone: "Although your so-called soul wave theory makes me feel sick, but... well, at least today, I reluctantly admit that there may be a possibility between me and you. There is indeed such an unpleasant fate."

Xue Yin stuck out her tongue and said happily: "In short, I ran away after noticing that I was being targeted. , and finally rushed to the place where you were eating in a panic. Just when I was about to find a place to hide, I saw my dear and Teacher Zombie!”

"Tsk, tsk."

Idong couldn't help but smacked his lips and sighed: "Suddenly, the world feels so small."

Xue Yin immediately turned to Yidong and showed a big, Sweet smile: "We are destined to meet you thousands of miles away!"

" Ahaha..."

Having already realized that this girl is very compatible with the current personality of Mo Tan, in other words, she is very difficult to deal with and has a bad personality. Yidong laughed a few times reluctantly, and then Turning to Mo Tan, he said, "What then?"

"Then comes the simplest part."

Mo Tan put his arms around Xueyin as if hugging a pillow, and said lazily: "As the first legendary technology to restore her silly face, Zhai [Second Married Wild Dad], I recognized the identity of this silly woman at a glance, and I only had to make a simple guess to know what to do next."

Xue Yin was immediately stunned. , suddenly turned his head to look at Mo Tan, and whispered: "Are you the [Second Married Wild Dad]!?"

"Yes, I am the [Second Married Wild Dad]."
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Xueyin's eyes suddenly widened.

Idong, who couldn't bear it, coughed lightly and said seriously: "Who is that? What you did is a little too much..."

"That's awesome!" 
Xue Yin looked at Mo Tan with eyes that were as bright as twinkling stars, her brows and eyes filled with ready-to-express admiration and joy.

The latter raised his hand and put it on the girl's head while turning to look at Yidong, raising his eyebrows and saying, "Huh? What do you think I did?"

Yi Dong: "...you go on."

"Then it's time to trick the fool."

Mo Tan shrugged and said with a very happy expression: "First of all, it's the cross-dressing. A mask with a transcendent status in the field ', considering that my regular style is a pure black sunscreen mask, which is absolutely good at covering up facial details, plus a headband that can change my hairstyle the fastest, the probability of being recognized when we meet again is simply low. Negligible."
Yidong frowned and raised his hand to point to his head: "What about me? I don't have a hairband! What should I do if I am recognized?"

It is worth mentioning that , although the content of his question was quite sharp, his tone was He is not anxious at all. The reason is very simple. He is really just "curious". As for "worry", he is not worried at all. After all, Yi Dong knows very well that no matter what kind of mental state Mo Tan is in, he will harm himself. The probability is zero.

"Shave your head."

Mo Tan answered without hesitation.

"..."

Idong's expression suddenly became very exciting, and he realized that the other party just wouldn't 'hurt' him. As for 'trick' or not, it was completely That's another story.

“Of course, that is only the safest method.”

Mo Tan, who appreciated Yi Dong's wonderful expression as he wished, smiled slyly and said unhurriedly: "Actually, you can also choose to change your hairstyle a little or do nothing. Believe me, no one will trouble you, even if ..."

Idong frowned and asked: "Even what?"

"Even if they recognize you."

Mo Tan showed a narrow smile and said happily: "After all, you are a noble and clever young master. ."

"Roll."

Yi Dong shook his middle finger at Mo Tan without hesitation, and secretly determined to change his hairstyle as soon as possible.

"Anyway, after initially ensuring that there was no problem with the image of the two of us, the two followers just caught up and immediately judged us as enthusiastic people who did not know the truth and tried to rape us. Our brains."

Mo Tan raised his right hand and grabbed it in mid-air. He actually held a big ghost card between his fingers under Xue Yin's shining gaze and said leisurely: " As far as I know, those self-proclaimed fringe freaks have many interesting general skills, including the ability to modify the memory of ordinary people by diverting their attention to playing cards. It is worth noting that many Even if a stronger individual doesn't use poker, he can still do violence to the brains of ordinary people." Xue Yin and Yi Dong immediately opened their eyes when they heard this, and the former even whispered: "Dear, do you have this in your hand? Is Zhang the legendary rape card?”

“Ahem, cough, cough—”

Although he had been mentally prepared, Yidong still couldn't hold back when he heard the words of this super idol who could make countless carbon-based creatures intoxicated as soon as he opened his mouth. into the bronchus, and a series of violent coughing sounds were made.

"Unfortunately, these are just ordinary playing cards."

Mo Tan shrugged, clenched his right hand and pinched the playing cards into his palm, and when he opened his fingers again , the big ghost card mysteriously disappeared.

"Ah! I know this!"

Xue Yin clapped her little hands happily, grabbed Mo Tan's right wrist, took out the ghost card from the cuff on the back of his hand, and smiled. He said: "I have seen other people change, so I can tell it at a glance!"

"Do you want to take a closer look?"

Mo Tan raised his eyebrows, and then when Xue Yin looked down blankly at the black and white kid card in her hand, she raised her left hand and inserted it. The latter took out the colored clown's collar that disappeared: "Based on your stupidity and arrogance, I have decided to deprive you of the right to call me 'dear' today. Do you have any objections?"

"Yes. !”

“Just hold it in”

“Oh...”

"Where did you come from? Yes, those two fringe people tried to invade our brains, but before they could succeed, I just stopped on the spot and restrained those two idiots on the spot."

Mo Tan ignored Yi Dong who looked like "I want to call the police", and continued what he just said: "After that, things became much simpler. With my personal understanding of the marginalized group, With just a little guidance, I figured out the whole story, and then...as long as someone who likes acting cooperates, everything will be fine."

Xue Yin immediately revealed her words. With a reserved smile, he corrected his sitting posture on Mo Tan's lap.

“So, you didn’t stun her with just one finger.”

Idong nodded slightly, and the faint depression in his eyes quietly dissipated: "Instead of having a show with her just to show off?"

Mo Tan grinned, raised his eyebrows and said, "What, are you sure that I didn't leave you to evolve alone?" It's okay, but your statement will make me look bad."

"Bad? "

Mo Tan glanced at Yi Dong with disdain and sneered: "Stop it, you have the highest moral index in this room. This guy and I are not good guys who save fuel."

Xueyin nodded like a chicken pecking rice and echoed: "That's right!"

"Okay."

Idong surrendered and nodded: "You guys are cruel, let's go on."

"There is nothing more to say, from the moment those two people were frightened From now on, the result is already determined.”
 Mo Tan shrugged and said in a brisk tone: "They will go back to their dens with their tails between their legs and vaguely explain the matter through the Spring and Autumn Period. Even if someone deliberately asks, after learning the 'truth', they usually won't." will continue to dig into the details, and even if someone She is neither polite nor qualified, and it is almost impossible to find us even if the tracing is fruitless. After all, she herself is elusive, and she is mainly active on the screen as an electronic pet, while the two of us are just ordinary people. ordinary people, the same as in their impressions The 'master' has nothing to do with it at all."

Yi Dong breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this, and then slumped down on the sofa and complained: "Let's just say, the amount of information today is not bad. A bit too big?”

"I'm okay, after all, it's basically all known information."

Mo Tan glanced at Yi Dong and chuckled: "It's you, aren't you accepting it a little too fast?"
 Yidong rolled his eyes and continued to complain: "Maybe I met you too early."

"Well, being receptive is a good thing."

Mo Tan nodded slightly, and after thinking for a moment, he said again: "In short, as far as I know, there is indeed a certain degree of 'supernatural' things in this world, but no matter what, [non-daily] can never replace [daily], maybe At first glance, it seems that those people have enviable and magnificent lives, but if you think about it carefully, those freaks are actually no different from idols, football stars, scientists and the like. At most, their talents are relatively obscure. .”

Yi Dong raised his eyes and looked at Mo Tan, and asked with a smile: "Are you trying to comfort me?"

"I'm just stating the facts."

Mo Tan He casually took out two blades from the inner pocket of his jacket, put them against Xue Yin's fair neck smoothly, and said in a cheerful tone: "Just like this new 'Superman', as long as I want, I can do it" easy Wipe it off her neck before she grows up. As for the more troublesome, mature supermen...heh, I can deceive them today, but I may kill them tomorrow."

Idong sighed. In a tone of voice, he waved his hand and said: "Brother, I know what you mean. Put that thing down, don't really hurt others."

"What you said doesn't count."

Mo Tan raised his eyebrows, and then lowered his eyes to look at Xue Yin, who still had a happy smile on her face: "Come on, whether you let me run naked or dance, try to use your ability to get out of danger." 
The latter immediately nodded happily, then ignored the close iron blade at his neck, turned to Mo Tan and briefly sang softly: "Kissme~."

[Hmm! ? 】

At this moment, Yidong’s eyes narrowed slightly, and he seemed to feel something indescribable blowing like the wind, and then——

“Dream.”

Mo Tan rolled his eyes, the blade pressed against the side of the girl's neck was very steady.

“Freezing sight~”

Xue Yin was stunned for a moment, and then immediately sang again: “Indulge in my world-famous appearance——”

“Don’t lie to yourself, you Is it also worthy of 'Qingshi'?"

"You wrote the lyrics for me, Tan!"

"Just because I want you to sing doesn't mean you are the one."

"So why..."

"Huh?"

"Why, I can't arouse your emotions. , why didn’t you kiss me and become very fond of me?”

“I don’t know, try it with that guy”

"But Tan, didn't you say before..."

"With my permission, yes."

"Dear piggy, kiss the soles of my boots~"
 Chapter 2133: The End