Everything makes me laugh.
Maybe it was because he had released all his pretentiousness last night, but now Chen Chen felt that netizens were much more pretentious than him.
What about the analysis of Chen Chen's micro-expressions and movements, the analysis of Chen Chen's status in the group and the role he plays? There are endless things like this, and each one is analyzed in a meaningful way.
But if Chen Chen stops here, I won’t say that the netizens are being hypocritical. What makes them hypocritical is that after various analyses, they all came to the same end by different paths. “What kind of emotion is in Chen Chen’s heart?” Agitated? ", the average psychological guru on the Internet.
Under the analysis of these psychological masters, there are also a group of "poor people who think about their past experiences", "the bottom of society who feel that they are the same type of people as Chen Chen, so they can especially understand", "from "The Holy Mother who began to empathize with others", in short, these people are much more fun than the psychological masters.
"What are you looking at? You are smiling so happily?"
Pei Zhuhyun, who came out of the bathroom, saw Chen Chen sitting there silly and happy, and couldn't help but come over curiously.
"Look at the wonderful performance of the netizens." Chen Chen hurriedly called her to his side, "Hurry up and sit down and read together. I just marked several interesting articles."
"What article? Let me read it." Pei Zhuxuan took the phone and only read the title He frowned at the question, "Will this really be interesting?"
"Just don't bring your impression of me into it." Chen Chen said, "Just treat me like a Looking at it from strangers who have only met on the Internet, things suddenly become interesting.”
"Okay, let me give it a try."
Pei Zhuxuan nodded meekly. It was always difficult for her to refuse Chen Chen's request.
""The things you can't get when you are young will eventually trap you for the rest of your life. Behind Chen Chen's ostentation is a deep inferiority complex in his youth." What is this? Do they know what happened when you were young?! And you’re still young now!”
“Really trying to fulfill your own wishes is still a carefully planned show. Thirty-three details will let you see through the innermost thoughts of Boss Chen. Real thoughts." Are netizens so powerful now that they can see through people's hearts?"
"Pay attention to the exchanges in these rounds. The two are no longer close after leaving 'I Knot'!" When Pei Zhuxuan saw this, she didn't want to read any more. "I can't help it anymore. Watching this makes me feel awkward! I can't completely eliminate my impression of you and watch this!"
"Then I won't read it." Chen Chen didn't force her and took the phone back with a smile, "If you surf the Internet too little, you'll appreciate the fun if you surf too much."
"What fun? "Pei Zhuxuan couldn't understand this man, "What fun can this have?"
"Understand other people's eyes. The meaning of various actions of yours, by the way, let’s appreciate the big and interesting imagination of netizens.” Chen Chen said nonsensically: “People have reconstructed a complete image of you in their minds through your general social behavior. Then expand it based on the image you made up in your own mind, and finally form an article that is completely self-consistent about cause and effect. This is something that only a writer who writes for love can do. It’s very precious.”
“Okay, okay.” Pei Zhuxuan curled her lips, “Then why don’t you respond briefly to this matter. There are a lot of bad things like saying that you are extravagant, saying that you want people to hand over your name, etc. Let everyone treat you Random operation of ideas may cause unnecessary confusion."
"No explanation." Chen Chen shook his head decisively, "In the top-level logic of modern netizens, you explained it and admitted it. There is not much difference, cold treatment is the best solution.”
"And I said that I just thought that after the Chinese New Year, everyone would believe it? There must be some wise man who said that I had ulterior motives and was just using the Chinese New Year as a cover, and then all kinds of conspiracy theories exploded."
"So It would be better to keep the question at the level of asking everyone to guess why I want to celebrate the New Year instead of explaining it." Chen Chen joked casually, "Just make random guesses, at least it's not to the point where I'm breaking the law. Isn't it a level? "
"Okay, whatever you want." Pei Zhuxuan asked curiously: "What did you do after we left?" "What can you do after drinking? No matter where you go, this is the same." Chen Chen shook his head speechlessly, "It's a pity that your man was kissed several times by Haha who drank too much. It turns out that this guy has a family problem when he drinks too much. It’s real.”
“Pfft~ Hahahaha, is this okay?” Pei Zhuxuan couldn’t help but open his eyes after laughing, “I remember there were two more people left there. Where are the ladies? "
"Then it must be gone, what are you thinking?!" Chen Chen waved his hand casually, "Drunkness doesn't mean that you will completely lose control of your brain and ruin your life. This kind of veteran who has been in the industry for so many years You can definitely stop it.”
“Would you hide if a beautiful actress kissed you?”
Bae Zhuhyun had a sudden thought.
"It depends on the situation." Chen Chen replied like a stupid idiot: "If there are some actresses who have just debuted and want to hug me, I will definitely hide. If there are actresses like Song Hye Kyo and Kong Hyo Jin, I will avoid them." There is no way to hide.”
“Tsk, you are so calm that you are worthy of it.”
Pei Zhuxuan just sighed and said nothing more.
"No, this answer can't make you excited?" On the contrary, Chen Chen was a little surprised and asked: "Is this unreasonable?"
"What is unreasonable? This is obviously very strange. normal "It's reasonable." Pei Zhuxuan didn't seem to care at all, "The actress who wants to kiss you can be ranked from the silly company to the crooked chicken company."
"And this kind of desensitization. I have already trained in advance I’ve been doing this for a long time.” Pei Zhuxuan added: “I don’t want to take things to heart that can only be decided by your own consciousness. I will only give you the final result I want to give, so as not to worry about it when it has nothing to do with me. I feel uncomfortable."
"Your mental state is a bit too advanced." Chen Chen didn't know what to say for a moment, "No wonder you have to surf the Internet. You have surpassed the netizens so much. .”
"Don't talk about it." Chen Chen scratched his head and changed the topic, "Please help me analyze why I mentioned Kong Xiaozhen just now. This name should not appear in my mouth. I have never been exposed to it, and I don't know it." It’s just my aesthetic range.”
“You must have talked about her last night,” Bae Zhuhyun said casually: “Senior Kong Hyo Jin has always had good works, and it’s not unusual to talk about her. new movies It seems to have just been released."
"Yes, we were talking about the movie, and after we finished talking, other thoughts came to my mind." Chen Chen hurriedly grabbed his phone to search. Get up, "It seems to be quite important, I have to recall it quickly."
When the clues to the final result are lost, you can most likely find what you want by following the original route from the beginning. .
Not long after, Chen Chen found the movie he talked about last night and found the beginning of his thoughts.
"Escape" stars Kong Hyo-jin, Ryu Jun-yeol, Cho Jung-seok, etc. No wonder we talked about it last night. Except for the first one, they are all actors who are familiar with Chen Chen.
So Kong Hyo Jin’s most outstanding work in recent years is...
"When the Camellia Blooms"! ! !
"OK, I remember what I was thinking at that time." Chen Chen took a deep breath and exhaled deeply to calm down all the agitated emotions. "It's a good thing I didn't miss it, otherwise I would have lost a lot of money."< br>
……(End of this chapter)