The girl was silent for a while and said: "Actually, there is another problem. I am pregnant."
Lin Feng: "So?"
Girl: "It's been two months. People around me have told me not to take it, but I still have a little selfishness, so I'm very hesitant now."
Lin Feng smiled: "We're not sisters. If you hesitate, why don't you come up and ask me?
What?
I am the judge of the underworld,
Opening your mouth means a life.
If I really open my mouth, from the time I started Emotional Connection to now, there would be dozens of kids in my live broadcast room.
Do you know how big the cause and effect is here?
No matter how ugly it sounds,
It's fun for you two, and I didn't participate.
Why should I memorize cause and effect? ”
girl:. . .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"It's fun for you two, and I didn't participate (dog head)."
"Hahaha, the military advisor really laughed me to death."
"It's okay for you to participate (pick your nose)."
Poof~
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "You see me doing good things in the live broadcast room, right?
Let’s not say that I have high moral standards. I am at least a good citizen, Mr. Lin.
I usually act like a mean-spirited person,
Then I will analyze and make suggestions for everyone,
Let’s not talk about the great merit,
It's good to earn some reputation, right?
Then you come up and ask me if I want children. Let’s be honest, some are a little older, like two or three months old,
Then he already has a fetal heartbeat, okay?
That is also a life,
You came up to ask me if I wanted it, but because of Uncle Laodeng's words, my life ended abruptly.
You said who should blame this cause and effect? It must fall on me.
In the end, you are all relieved when you are happy.
I felt so good, but all the merit I had accumulated was gone all of a sudden. Where the hell was I going to reason with him? ”
Well. . .
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"The military advisor says that he is materialistic, but at the same time he secretly accumulates merit (laughing to death)."
"Sure enough, men's mouths are all the same. They say one thing and do another (dog head)."
"Be careful to sue you for libel. I am a good citizen, Mr. Lin (sunglasses)."
I am a good citizen!
Ha ha ha ha.
"The military advisor is right, respecting life is better than building a seven-level pagoda (refill)."
"Is this the point? The point is that I don't even feel good, and my merits are gone (dog head)."
"Summary: I just want to have fun!"
Damn you,
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Is it my sister? That doesn't make sense!"
Girl: "But I have no idea now."
Lin Feng: "Ask the child about his father. You have to tell him what you think.
You said that our economy is so poor that it is difficult to get married and we don’t even have a bride price. How much pressure is there to have this child?
Then if your boyfriend says, "Don't worry, wife, you just need to take care of your child with peace of mind. When the child grows up, I will guarantee to support him."
You are OK, you have sex with your husband.
If your husband says, you don’t want to have a baby, no need, forget it.
Then you don't want it.
But you can’t ask me,
I didn't recruit you or provoke you, right? You can't come up and hand me a killing karma.
You see, I started broadcasting at 8:30 today. It's almost one o'clock now. I may stop broadcasting after a few more mics.
Let’s not talk about the merits of one night. At least I didn’t even go to the toilet once while I sat here for one night.
We can be considered conscientious, worthy of the brothers in the room, and worthy of this job.
You may have accumulated a little merit in one night. Come up and hand me a piece of killing karma,
Thanks to my cleverness, I react quickly.
Otherwise, if I just open my mouth, I will be broadcasting all night in vain.
Not only is it broadcast in vain,
I probably owe decades of fucking merit.
Why?
Because killing is the chief evil, sister.
The Buddha once said that there will be no end to retribution for injustice.
You thought you were joking?
You people don’t understand,
Let me tell you,
Killing is the heaviest evil karma. If you kill someone, he will hold a grudge in his heart. If he cannot retaliate in this life, he will beg for his life from you in the next life.
If you don't get your life, I will cause trouble for you from generation to generation.
This is what the Buddhist scriptures say, all people are based on life, so among all sins, killing is the most serious.
Among all good deeds, protecting life ranks first.
So if you have to ask me, that’s life.
Protecting students adds merit,
Hehe,
I said raw! ”
Well. .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Killing is the First Evil"
Girl: Brother, give you a piece of killing karma.
Military Advisor: I won’t answer.
"Hahaha, brother is really humorous and down to earth."
"No, buddy, you are still happy, but the more I listen to it, the more scared I am (horror)."
"Really, if anyone asks me about this again in the future, I won't dare to talk nonsense (trembling)."
"Opening your mouth is a life, and there is cause and effect."
Frog fun!
Gained more knowledge!
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "No kidding, sister, you said that I, a good citizen, Mr. Lin, would help others solve their problems in the live broadcast room.
Theoretically, should we go to heaven?
As a result, the day I died, I opened my eyes and went to the underworld.
What's going on?
How the hell did I end up in the underworld?
I didn't do anything bad when I was born, right?
As a result, the king of hell said: Please watch the VCR.
In the underworld camera, a bunch of women were crying, wuwuwu, military advisor, my boyfriend cheated on me and doesn’t want me anymore, but what should I do if I’m pregnant now?
When I saw me slamming the table, men don’t want you anymore, so why do you want children?
Take it away!
Well, for this one thing, all the good things I did before were in vain.
There is a big cause and effect on my sister,
My merits are not there, I can't bear it.
I don’t mean that I am sitting in the City God’s Temple now. I am the electronic City God.
If I really were that thing, and I carry so much merit on my back, right? And if I offer incense like that every day, then that thing should suffer this human suffering.
That's how it should be.
He can bear the consequences.
But I can’t,
I'm fucking mortal.
I told you that I don’t want the child anymore, I’m crazy. ”
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"King of Hell: Please watch vcr... I know I shouldn't laugh in such a serious situation, but I just can't help it, hahahaha."
"The King of Hell keeps pace with the times, please watch vcr hahahaha."
"Key point: the military advisor wants to go to heaven (dog head)."
"The key is that a bunch of children are waiting for him in the underworld. He is scared (sunglasses)."
Oh my God, hahahaha.
"I am the only one struck by this joke (hahaha), God of Electronics City."
"Me too, hahaha, I can't help it. I really love the military advisor."
"No, what does the City God do? (Confused)"
"Hot knowledge: Chenghuang is the administrative service hall at the county level of the government, so it can handle any business (dog head)."
"Ah, that's right, the military advisor is my Electronic City God."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Sister, I have already given you the answer. Just ask me.
Don't be but, I can't possibly cater to the answer in your heart and tell you what you want. I will take the blame when the time comes.
When I arrived at the underworld, the judge asked me, "Oh, it was the anchor who asked me to fight."
That's it!
So my opinion is to have a baby. One baby is not enough. If you want to have a baby, just have two big fat boys. ”
Well. . .
. . . . . . .
On the barrage
"I just want to give birth, and I wish you two big fat boys, hahahaha."
"He asked the military advisor if he wanted it. The military advisor said yes, and she didn't even dare to let go of it (she was drunk)."
"Obviously I already have the answer in my heart, and I just want to use the strategist's mouth to tell it to relieve my guilt, but the strategist will not be fooled hahaha."
"Don't hurt the military advisor! (grin)"
"The military advisor's behavior really made me laugh to death."
. . . . . .
Girl: "Actually, I didn't know I was pregnant at the beginning, so I drank before I got pregnant. I drank wine every now and then, and the alcohol content was about three degrees. I was afraid that this wine would cause some harm to the baby."
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Lin Feng: "Then go to the hospital to register and ask the doctor."
Girl: "I asked, but they have three schools of thought. The first school is that it doesn't matter. They say that the older generation is also drinking. Isn't it okay after birth?
There is also a group of people who say that we should consider it carefully and say that it is not recommended from the perspective of eugenics and eugenics.
Because wine is a small molecule compound, it will have an impact.
There is also a group of people who do not take responsibility and say that I cannot guarantee that you will have problems when you are born, nor can I guarantee that there will be no problems. It is an ambiguous state. ”
Lin Feng: "Uphold the original verdict, go ask your boyfriend. It's fun for both of you, but you both have to bear the blame."
Girl: "I asked my boyfriend, he said I can do it or not, it's up to me."
Lin Feng smiled and said: "I am just like the elder brother, and I will follow you."
Girl: “But considering the reality, I don’t have money right now. If I want a child, I’m afraid I won’t be able to give him a good life.”
Lin Feng: "No, sister, you talked about it for a long time and then came back.
I don't have time to ink with you.
My opinion is to uphold the original judgment.
You can't listen to metaphysics about cause and effect because you like to talk about reality.
That's OK,
The military advisor will tell you the reality.
The reality is that I pay social security. ”
? ? ?
The girl looked confused, what do you mean?
Lin Feng: "Because I am 24 years old this year, I will have to wait at least 30 years to receive this social security.
After 30 years, your children will grow up to become the backbone of this society.
That is the main group of people who pay social security.
Only if he pays it, uncle, I can live a good life, get my social security back, and dance with my aunts.
So from a practical point of view, it’s the same thing, we have to give birth.
And give birth to many children.
Otherwise, how can I afford this pension?
So sister, if you want to give birth, you must give birth! ”
Girl: "Oh my God."
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Oh my god, she said oh my god, hahahaha, I laughed so hard."
"I guess the girls are thinking that this big brother is outrageous. I asked him whether he should have a baby, but he said he should have a baby in order to get his social security back. Hahahaha."
"Only if he pays his respects, uncle, I can live a good life... Big brother's imagination is invincible, haha."
"Really, every word of the military advisor is beyond my expectation (face covering)."
Jue Juezi!
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Sister, if you are still confused, how about we leave this decision to others?"
Girl: "Who is it?"
Lin Feng turned his head and looked at Yu Huanshui. Yu Huanshui's eyes twitched, and his head immediately nodded like a chicken pecking at rice: "I have to give birth, because I also pay social security."
girl:. . .
Lin Feng smiled and patted Yu Huanshui on the shoulder, "I didn't tell you anything, so what are you afraid of."
Then he said to the live broadcast room.
"Let the decision-making power be left to the brothers in the live broadcast room. Those who agree will have the word "new" on the public screen, and those who disagree will have no birth.
I'll come first,
I support life. ”
Yu Huanshui: "I also support giving birth!"
On the barrage.
born!
born!
born!
Must give birth!
. . . .
Lin Feng: "Look, sister, these are all talking about having children. Some are talking about having two children, some are talking about having three children, and some are talking about having children now. This is too much.
Yo,
There are really some people who are not afraid of death and say that they will not live.
Sister, what will happen to your children in the future?
Tell the child in his dream that these are the only people.
Come on, sister, take a note and find out the IDs of these people.
The river flows,
Stranger,
Xu Xiansen,
There is also a dog.
Sister, have you written down your ID?
In the future, let the children remember these IDs, and it will be said that they did not let the children be born, and it is up to them. ”
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
The river flows: "Fuck! I said life, life, life!!!"
Stranger: "No, this kid has bad intentions. I made it clear."
Xu Xiansen: "I'm even more unjust, I didn't say anything."
Gouzi: "Brother, I was wrong, please wipe my ID."
Xiao Wan: "I call you Pi, you like to dismantle the military advisor when you have nothing to do (cover your mouth and laugh)."
Yaoyao: "Yes!"
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Sister, remember everything.
If you really can't get over it later, and if you have any doubts in your heart, you can go to the City God's Temple to burn incense and say, "They didn't let you have the baby."
Go to the temple and ask the old monk to perform a ceremony for you. Write down their ID names and addresses and IP addresses.
It’s up to them
Just let the children go to them. ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
Damn it!
Don't do it, brother.
Wrong.
What a mistake!
Brother,
You are my big brother!
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
The girl was also amused: "No need, strategist, I think you are right. This is the cause and effect between him and me. I shouldn't make things difficult for you."
Several people on the public screen breathed a sigh of relief.
Big girls can do it.
What a good man!
good!
Lin Feng: "Don't think too much about sister, I will take care of them for you."
On the barrage:
ah?
Damn it!
Brother, here you are. .
Ahhhh, what a mistake.
Spare me.
I'm afraid of ghosts. .
Lin Feng looked at the people begging for mercy on the public screen with a proud look on his face and said: "Hee hee? No hee hee?
Every time I express my feelings or want to say something from my heart to my brothers, you guys are the only ones,
I laugh and laugh down there every time.
Or all kinds of trouble.
Are you afraid now?
Are you still hehehe?
On the barrage.
No hehe!
No more hehe!
Brother, if I report it, the three of them are laughing the most, but I am not.
Damn you. . I also report it.
Brother, you believe me.
Trust me, you golden shovel!
Several characters quarreled with each other on the screen, causing a lot of laughter.
. . . . . . .
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard and said seriously: "No kidding.
Sister,
Finally, let me sort it out for you.
First of all, you must think clearly, if your lover is like this for the rest of his life, and no matter how hard you work, he only earns 5,000 yuan a month, are you willing to be with him?
This is the first thing you must understand.
Second child.
You decide for yourself whether to live or not.
But I want to say one thing, if you finally decide to have a baby.
And it is true that my future life will not be very wealthy.
I hope you will remember one more thing.
Never blame your dissatisfaction and resentment on your children.
Don't ever say, if it weren't for giving birth to you, I wouldn't be with your father and wouldn't have to live such a hard life.
Never say this.
Let’s put it mildly.
Even if you give birth to a child, you are still unkind to the child.
Because we are all adults, we know exactly why we have children.
Or it's just personal desires, to put it harshly, it's just for fun.
Or maybe I am old enough and have this anxiety, saying that I want to have offspring.
In the final analysis, this is still caused by people's own desires.
Therefore, there is no kindness at all for you to give birth to him.
Nurturing after birth is virtue.
As a father, as a mother, I gave birth to him, and I am responsible for him. This is my virtue as a person.
This is virtue, and this is not grace.
So whether you live a happy or miserable life in the future, it is all caused by your own decisions.
It has nothing to do with the kids.
You must understand this.
Third,
That's the last point.
Don’t be anxious and say that our economic conditions are very poor and we cannot feed a child.
Let me tell you, no matter how poor a person is, he can feed his children as long as he doesn't starve to death.
You said the economy is poor and you cannot provide a good life for your children.
I agree with you on this.
It shows that you have this sense of responsibility in your heart.
I realized that giving birth to a child must be attentive and responsible.
This is good.
But what do you do now that you have a child?
Let’s say, don’t poor people deserve to have children?
This is often because many people have gone astray.
In reality, you feel a lot of anxiety, but in fact, for children, it does not exist at all.
Because children's happiness is very simple.
Not as much as adults want.
Give an example.
Many left-behind children have lived with their grandparents since childhood.
The grandparents are obviously very poor and even illiterate, so why do many children recall beautiful and warm images of their grandparents?
Some of the grandparents who were old and passed away cried more than their own parents had passed away.
Why?
Because although grandparents can’t afford material things, they can give them love.
Therefore, he kept thinking about this kindness.
So what is kindness?
Love is kindness!
Let’s talk about grandparents’ generation, they all live in the countryside, how much money can they have?
Buy some fruit, or rotten fruit, and peel it for you to eat.
But you know that your grandparents have tried their best to treat you well, so do you think your grandparents are poor?
No way!
We say that poor people should not have children.
Many people get it wrong.
This poverty does not refer to poverty on a material basis.
It is the poverty of love.
If you don't know how to love others and don't let your children feel loved, this is the pain of the original family.
Take me as an example. Although my parents don’t have that much money, they don’t have that much knowledge, and they don’t even understand me very well.
But they have tried their best to give me the best. How could I be willing to hate such parents?
Let’s tell the truth,
Everyone has been here since childhood.
You will understand what your children want when you think about it when you were a child.
The happiness of children is that the family is together, talking and laughing, it's that simple.
I think when I was a child, I felt that my happiest moment was when I went for a walk by the river every day,
My mother was still young at that time. Every time her hair smelled old after washing it, I would chase after her and smell her hair.
My dad and mom were walking in front. I also had a puppy called Chuan Chuan, which my dad picked up on the construction site. It has black fur.
I walked the dog behind with a leash, and my parents walked in front.
Sometimes we pass by an ice cream seller in our village, the kind packed in foam boxes
Mom and Dad bought me a popsicle to eat,
Talking and laughing along the way,
This is so damn happy to me.
What can a child ask for?
A puppy, a popsicle, and mom and dad around, this is the greatest happiness.
Children don't care whether their parents have money or whether they are well-dressed.
The scent of my mother's hair, to this day, feels better to me than any perfume in the world.
In the summer, my father caught crayfish from the river and brought them home, and my mother cooked them in the kitchen.
Then the family sat in front of the TV and ate crayfish while watching TV.
The garlic crayfish I had when I was a kid is now so delicious.
Xiang was confused.
If you trade your current abalone and seafood with me, I won’t even trade it, okay?
You just grow up too fast,
Forgot the joy of childhood.
It is true that children have a strong sense of happiness and are not as difficult to satisfy as adults.
For another example, when I was sleeping, I heard that my father would have a holiday tomorrow, and my father and mother were going to take me somewhere to play,
I haven't fallen asleep yet. I heard in bed where my mom and dad are going to take me to play tomorrow,
You know that feeling of happiness?
I know I can go out with my parents the next day, and when I sleep with this thing, my dreams are sweet.
So sister,
It’s okay to be a little poor in material things.
Children don't care.
What children care about is their parents’ love! ”
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"The scent of mom's hair is better than the most expensive perfume in the world...I am in tears."
"In my memory, my mother smells of warmth. Every time I come home from school, I wish I could hold her in my arms. My mother always smells of happiness (refill)."
"I also like to smell my mother's body. When I was a child, I even humped her like a pig. It's a pity that my mother is gone."
"My mother is gone too, and I can no longer smell her fragrance (woo woo woo)."
"When I was in bed, I heard my parents say that they would take me out to play tomorrow. It was so sweet to dream... Oh my God, my childhood memories came back all of a sudden (I cried to death)."
"Really, children have a strong sense of happiness."
"Let me ask you, where can a one and a half year old child hide the remote control? I have been looking for it for three days. (Crying to death)"
"Good guy, you're so tired from work, you want to watch a live broadcast during your evening break, and you asked me to find you a remote control (grin)."
You two,
Arch out! !
Hahahahaha. (End of chapter)