On the barrage.
"Summary: Ending the show is a required course in life (dog head)."
“But I don’t want to take this required class (woo woo).”
"Military Advisor: Then die!"
Ha ha ha ha.
"Exiting politely is my last act of decency."
"Really, I broke up tonight and I'm not sad at all (sunglasses)."
"Baozan took off his sunglasses and talked (dog head)."
"Are you annoyed?"
Poof~
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Do you still have emotional problems, sister?"
Girl: "Thank you, military advisor, no more!"
"You can pick it up and put it down. It's great, sister. Brother Shui will answer your work questions."
Lin Feng pulled Yu Huanshui and his seat in front of the camera.
Yu Huanshui: "Say it, sister, I'm listening."
Girl: "Hello Brother Shui, here's the thing. I've been in this company for less than two years. I'm in business and sales.
In my department, there are about fifty people.
At the beginning of the month, my boss came to me and said, Xiao Yang, I am very optimistic about you and I want to promote you to the position of marketing director.
However, he said he would not give me a salary increase, so I declined. ”
Yu Huanshui: "Just because he said he wouldn't give you a salary increase?"
Girl: "Well, that's part of it. Also, I've actually been in the company for less than two years, and there are many people in the department who are older than me..."
Yu Huanshui: "Are you afraid they won't obey you?"
Girl: "Yes!"
Yu Huanshui smiled and shook his head: "Xiao Yang, Xiao Yang, you can't even grasp the space for improvement?
You don’t care whether he gets a salary increase or not, you just go ahead and let’s talk about it first.
Once you have achieved results, raising your salary is just a matter of words.
Moreover, I found that you can’t carry this thing clearly.
You have to know that being a leader is better than being an employee. He said that there is no salary increase now, so can I use the power in my hand to seek some personal gain for myself?
For example,
You are now employee Xiao Yang. If you squat for a few more minutes to go to the toilet, people will ask where Xiao Yang went.
Why isn't Xiao Yang at his workstation?
Then if you become a leader now, you are no longer Xiao Yang, you are Mr. Yang.
Where have I been? Why the hell should I report to you?
Even if my salary does not increase, I still work eight hours a day. I am Mr. Yang, so I can get paid to shit for two hours.
Do you know what it means?
This means that I only work six hours a day.
Let me ask you, is this making money? ”
Well. . .
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Paid Shit for Two Hours"
"Professional shithead (dog head)."
"The toilet suddenly opened (sunglasses)"
"Transparent!"
Poof~
Ha ha ha ha.
"I'm the leader. Where can I go to report to you...Brother Shui's face hahahaha."
"Xiao Yang works eight hours a day, Mr. Yang works six hours a day, Brother Shui really has something (thumb)."
. . . . . .
Yu Huanshui: "Let me give you another analogy. When I was Xiao Yang, the company's toilet paper was pretty good. If I took two laps and left, they would report you.
Well, I am Mr. Yang now. If I take two rolls of toilet paper and put them in my car, can I report to you?
What can you do if I take it home from get off work?
So do you think these two rolls of toilet paper are money?
Did I make a profit?
Then if you are not a leader, can you take this toilet paper? ”
Well. .
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
“Two hours of paid shit is not enough, I have to take two rolls of toilet paper home hahaha (face covering)
"I got promoted for two rolls of toilet paper, hahaha. This idea is so clear."
"Oh my god, I laughed so hard in the middle of the night that I screamed like a pig (haha)."
"It's me, Brother Shui, who has learned (laughing to death)."
"Although it's not much, let me ask you if it's money (dog head)."
"The key is that normal people can't do this (grin)."
Poof~
Ha ha ha ha.
"Why can't you do it? I always get a pack of (dog heads)."
"The pattern is open! (Sunglasses)"
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Yu Huanshui: "Sister, you declined such a good opportunity. I can only say that you can't handle it.
You said it’s almost August now, and there are only a few more months until the end of the year,
When a company holds its annual meeting, to whom are the awards generally given?
Who are the draws usually given to?
I'm the head of the department, so what's wrong with me being the winner every time?
I am a leader, so my bonus will definitely be bigger than theirs.
To be honest, I love singing, but my singing is terrible,
Well, I'm Xiao Yang, and I haven't even opened my mouth to sing. People say Xiao Yang shouldn't go up and be embarrassed.
Then I am Mr. Yang. If I want to go up and sing, I will sing.
I also sing about my old mother.
People also say that I sing really well.
I stared at the employee below, and he even applauded me.
Why!
This is what Mr. Yang knows.
That department orders takeout and has afternoon tea. You are Xiao Yang, so you have no right to speak.
When I was Mr. Yang, if I said drink a little today, I would drink a little.
If I drink Bawang Chaji tomorrow, then everyone has to drink Bawang Chaji.
The day after tomorrow I suddenly want to eat popsicles, so I will eat popsicles.
You don't have to choose. I am the leader, I can drink whatever I want.
Isn't that right? Small powers are also rights.
What's wrong with not giving me a salary increase?
How much money do you give me, how many things will I do?
You said I'm done with my work, I'll go to the office, then go to the toilet and beat the king.
What's wrong with Xiao Yang? I'm Mr. Yang, who dares to control me, right? ”
. . . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"If I want to eat popsicles, I will eat them. Hahaha, it makes me laugh. I became a leader just to have a bite of popsicles. Haha."
"Small power makes a big difference, right (dog head)."
"Hahahaha, Brother Shui is so funny!"
"Putting aside professional skills, this emotional intelligence in the workplace is really...speechless (dog head)."
Brother,
"Shouldn't it be invincible (sunglasses)?"
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
Yu Huanshui: "Sister, you see how many benefits I have said about being a leader, you have to be an employee, right?"
Girl: "Brother Shui, in fact, I just accepted my fate this Monday. My boss didn't discuss it with me and just announced it to everyone during the meeting."
Yu Huanshui: "So if you look at it, it means your boss has seen you doing something."
Girl: “But I’m worried about not doing well.”
Yu Huanshui: "Sister, you just think too much.
What can I do if I really can’t do it well?
It's your choice, boss.
You asked me to come up, right?
If I really didn’t do a good job, I’ll admit it if I get criticized.
Remember, in front of the boss, we are submissive, yes, yes, the boss is right, I am not doing well enough, I work hard.
I also said that I am not capable, but I am willing to learn, and I will definitely work hard.
This is in front of the boss. When we make mistakes, we stand upright.
There is nothing to say about this.
But when we leave the boss's office and walk in front of the employees, we still have to raise our heads: The boss is angry today, you guys have to think of a solution,
This month’s business volume must be mentioned to me,
I decided to set up a KPI this month,
500 yuan or 1,000 yuan, you decide how much.
Anyway, this money will be paid when the work is completed, but not when the work is completed, and it is deducted from the basic salary.
In short, you make it difficult for anyone who makes it difficult for you.
As a leader, don't you only have this little right? ”
Well. . .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"I am submissive in front of the boss, but I punch hard (dog head) in front of the crowd."
"Hahahahaha face."
"That's your choice, boss (sunglasses)."
Enlightenment!
“I’m going to be a leader soon and I’m learning frame by frame.”
"It's really worth waking up in the middle of the night to take a look!"
"Learned again!"
. . . . . . .
Lin Feng patted Yu Huanshui: "I see many brothers on the public screen are asking, Brother Shui, please tell me more about how the office takes advantage of employees."
Yu Huanshui: "It doesn't matter if you take advantage of it or not. We are here to make money. If we can make money, we will not miss any cents."
Lin Feng was amused.
Yu Huanshui: "For example, at lunch, employees like to eat together. If you were Xiao Yang, you would be too embarrassed to pick up the meat in that bowl.
If you were Mr. Yang, and you walked by on purpose, and you said, "Look, this meat is delicious," and you brought a chopstick with you to pick it up in your mouth, what could he say to you?
Isn't that right?
You said someone bought some fruit and put it at your workstation. You are Xiao Yang, why are you so embarrassed to eat it?
You are Mr. Yang, why don't you go over to make a joke? Go over and pat him on the shoulder, pretending to ask him about his work, and take the jujubes on the table with your hand. Then you can eat it, right?
Do your job well, it's okay, if anything happens, I'll tell the boss for you.
With just this sentence, I can eat half a box of dates. Believe it or not?
Before leaving, he had to stuff two more big ones into my hand.
Is this money?
For another example, you are thirsty and want to drink tea. If you see who has wolfberry at their workstation, you deliberately ask that person if you bought wolfberry that day. You can get some and I will brew it.
Who the hell listens to you, Xiao Yang?
It's different with Mr. Yang, you are the head of the department.
You grab a handful and put it in your tea cup to brew it. What can he say?
Is this true, brothers?
Applause for understanding! ”
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Understood Applause"
"Oh my God, my stomach hurts from laughing so much. Hahahaha."
"They are sharing the rice with you, you are picking the meat, and you bring your own chopsticks. I am really impressed hahaha."
"Mr. Yang, let me try the fruit (dog head) for you."
"If you eat half a box of dates from me, I will really beat you away (grin)."
Ha ha ha ha.
"After eating Mr. Zaoyang, I'm going to poop (smile)."
"Brother, don't just eat dates, eat them with some bananas from the next table (raise eyebrows)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
Girl: “The key is that I haven’t been given a salary increase yet.”
Yu Huanshui: "Sister, are you confused in your mind? You haven't understood what I just said?
Although our actual salary has not increased, we have some small rights in our hands, so you can make yourself more comfortable.
It doesn’t have to be like what I just said, I just provide you with ideas and open your mind.
Let’s say something ugly again,
Even if you resign in the future and no longer work for this company, you still have leadership experience on your resume, and the starting point for your next job will not be low. ”
The girl suddenly realized: "Thank you, Brother Shui, I understand." (End of Chapter)