The girl thanked her again and left.
Lin Feng patted Yu Huanshui and said to the live broadcast room:
"Those who say that Brother Shui is good at rubbing, and those who say that Brother Shui will go to the supermarket to grab eggs when he gets old.
Let me tell you,
Don't laugh.
When Brother Shui said this just now, my heart skipped a beat.
I thought to myself, is this guy showing me my ID card?
Really brothers,
No nonsense at all.
My philosophy on life is the same as Brother Shui’s.
Although I don't have as much work experience as Brother Shui, I was a monitor when I was in school.
Let me tell you, that stuff is no different from being a leader.
For example, when I was a child, I went up all at once, and many people were not convinced.
Why?
Because I am the teacher’s bitch.
I did a good job at being a jerk, so I told my class teacher, "Teacher, I really want to improve."
The next day the head teacher called my name in the class,
It is said that the squad leader this time is Lin Feng.
There must be many people who are dissatisfied.
But what can you do if you don’t accept it?
You can kill me!
My philosophy at the time coincided with Brother Shui's.
Aren’t you dissatisfied with me?
Then I may not be able to serve you if I use my power, but I can use my power to seek personal gain.
This is the essence of my being a monitor.
For example, when giving out prizes on Children’s Day like this, am I the one to hand out the gifts?
I'm the squad leader.
I clearly remember that at that time, there was one chicken drumstick bread per person. My squad leader, I gave two to myself.
There is also the young eagle medal at the back of the classroom, with a small red flower on it. I put it on myself first every week.
During the day of cleaning, I arrange the most relaxing area for myself.
In the self-study class, we were whispering and passing notes. I can remember your name, but can you remember mine? ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Teacher, I really want to make progress (dog head)."
"Pay attention to the typo, it's 'BU' (sunglasses)."
"Teacher: Look, we are in a hurry!"
Ha ha ha ha.
"Others get chicken drumsticks and bread, but you take two. Squad leader Lin is really crazy (covers his mouth and laughs)."
"What class monitor? He is in charge of the whole school, and his name is clearly Principal Lin (dog head)."
"Summary: The position of monitor, the feeling of principal, the style of director (sunglasses)."
Ha ha ha ha.
"My daughter has become the monitor of the class this semester, and she has been a little anxious recently."
"Hurry up and teach him the art of being a military advisor, don't let the child (dog head) get lost."
“After reading this, it should be the other students (sunglasses) who are anxious”
Hahahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Is there something wrong, brothers?
Nothing wrong!
You are already the leader. You don't care whether others are crickets or not. Just live a comfortable life yourself, right?
Then you have to be an employee to feel comfortable?
You just talk to them about others and talk about others, and you feel comfortable?
It's not comfortable either, so what's the point of being comfortable?
You are a cricket today, and he is a cricket tomorrow. I feel that I am standing at the highest point of morality. In fact, in society, you will find that this kind of people are often the most useless.
It’s rare to be a leader. If you understand clearly, I’ll bleed tomorrow and I’ll order you some original milk tea,
Order that kind of off-brand one, which costs three yuan a cup, and you'll be drunk to death with one cup per person.
If you don’t understand clearly, I may not necessarily please you,
Although my rights are small, I use my greatest authority to embarrass you.
If you have a good relationship with me, it doesn't matter if you answer the phone with your girlfriend or check your phone occasionally.
But if you don’t have a good relationship with me and you target me, then can’t I target you?
As a leader, am I afraid that I can’t target you?
What calls do you answer during work hours?
Hang up on me.
You took too long to go to the toilet. From now on, give me a time limit and solve it within three minutes.
Really, you have become a leader, what are you afraid of? ”
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Three yuan for a cup of off-brand original milk tea (dog head)."
"You're going to have to drink a cup of it per person to death, hahaha, oh my God!"
"You will get rich by laughing, hahahaha."
"Principal Lin and Mr. Shui, these two people perfectly interpret the leader's face (grin)."
"Two scoundrels in one live broadcast room, they shocked the past and the present (sunglasses)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "When I was appointed as the monitor by my class teacher, they all encouraged me together.
But I'm not afraid.
Why?
Because as I said before, they originally encouraged me.
So I don’t care who I love.
Moreover, my moral character is not very high, so why should I be the squad leader?
In my ideological and moral class, I might sleep with someone. Of course, some of my classmates would be dissatisfied when I was the monitor.
But so what if you don’t accept it, right?
As long as I stay close to the core and sign up for the class teacher's favor, who do I care about you?
As long as I work diligently in front of the class teacher, I can do whatever I want in private.
And you don’t naively think that the classmates are really the same, right?
No.
Even if I have really lost my moral character, my classmates will still play with me.
Many people said not to play with him, not to play with him, but there were still students who were willing to approach me and come to play with me.
Why?
Who doesn’t want to be close to the core of power?
And what about rights?
Rights are only responsible for the source of rights!
And let’s be honest, although our conduct is not very good, we have clear grievances.
For example, I keep three red scarves in my drawer all year round.
For those of you who are close to me, if you don’t wear a red scarf, don’t be afraid. I’ll take you to the school gate, and I won’t deduct points for helping you.
Then you don’t have a good relationship with me. You asked one of your classmates to come to my class and call me. If I don’t give you a red scarf today, I won’t give it to you.
I said the red scarf is gone, what can you do?
In the school sports meeting, others run 800 meters, 400 meters, and 700 meters, but I don’t have to run,
I arranged a shot put for myself,
Just throw it away,
This is the monitor. ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"I am a person of low moral character (dog head)."
"That's right, I've been looking at it (sunglasses) since I was a kid."
"Hahahahaha, it's so funny, it's really a laughing rat!"
"You are all laughing, am I really the only one taking notes? (Confused)" "You are not alone, I am also taking notes (smile)."
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. . .
"What touches me most is the sentence: Rights are only responsible for the source of rights..."
"I like that sentence. Although your authority is small, if you embarrass me, I can still embarrass you within my ability."
"Really, sometimes it's easier to do things if you don't have too strong a sense of morality."
"What I remember is that even if I have really lost my moral character, there are still classmates who play with me, because who doesn't want to be close to the core of power."
Damn it!
"I really understand, from an angle I never imagined."
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Brothers, if there are people who have worked hard all their lives to be employees, then they have become leaders, and they are still thinking like horses, and they don't understand.
For example, when I was very young, I found that my classmates were isolated from me. What should I do?
I can only lick the head teacher,
I really licked it at that time.
Because I have been sweet-mouthed since I was a child, I praised the teacher for how beautiful she was and how much she had done for the class.
Just say I feel sorry for the teacher.
Of course my licking back then was not as natural as it is now.
The licking was very exaggerated at that time.
There is a song that I don’t know if you have ever learned in elementary school. I passed by the teacher’s window and saw that the teacher was still correcting homework.
I learned this song in music class when I was a kid,
At that time, I sang this song in front of my class teacher. Although it was exaggerated, it was useful.
The teacher burst into tears at that time.
I also said that I just feel sorry for the teacher. I think the teacher feels the same way at home, correcting our homework every day.
Just a hard lick.
The effect was also immediate.
The next day the teacher called my name in the class and appointed me as the monitor of this session. ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Of course licking back then was not as natural as it is now (dog head)."
"Hahaha, my licking skills have improved over the years (sunglasses)."
"That's not true. I'll even lick the sect master."
Ha ha ha ha.
"Damn it! When he was in elementary school, he learned the worldly ways that I haven't learned in more than 20 years (shocked)."
"I haven't learned (to grin) in over thirty fucking years."
"Really, it sounds like fun at first, but if you think carefully, every sentence is about the workplace and society."
So strong!
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Of course, my squad leader was also dismissed later, so this thing should be taken as a warning.
When you have power, don't abuse it. The foundation of the masses is still very important.
Because I served in that term, the second term of teachers did not appoint another general. He was publicly elected.
When it came time to vote, not many people voted for me.
Of course there are tickets, but not many,
It was one of the few small groups I formed after using my power for personal gain, but this kind of group was always a small group and could not get on the official stage.
So I lost the election,
At that time, this incident still had a great impact on me personally.
The chicken leg noodles my mother cooked for me at that time were very fragrant
I didn't touch that drumstick for three days.
Just reflect on yourself. ”
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Take a warning (dog head)."
"No, brother, I've already memorized it, tell me this (grin)."
"The chicken drumsticks of the mother who lost the vote are no longer tasty hahahaha."
"If you really believe it, you will lose. To promote positive energy in the live broadcast room, there are some things you shouldn't say randomly. Do you understand?"
"That's right, have you ever seen democratic voting in a company (dog head)?"
"These are the essence. As for what Mr. Shui and Principal Lin said, you might not be able to hear it even if you spend 10,000 yuan for a class."
"Is this a quotation? This is all money!"
"If there are children at home, I will listen to the advice with the children. In the future, when the children enter the society, they will find that they can be so simple (dog head)."
"Thank you to Principal Lin, who has low moral character, and Mr. Shui, who was paid to shit for two hours for their powerful performance!"
Poof~
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
"@strategist, you know too much, can you give some advice to young people."
A high praise barrage flashed on the public screen.
Lin Feng smiled and said: "The best advice I give to young people is to listen to crap advice.
When I was in school, I was isolated by my classmates. Some people suggested that I try to please them, but I didn't. I chose to be a teacher and a loser.
After applying for college after the college entrance examination, people around me suggested that I should study medicine to get a guaranteed job, but I didn't. I chose broadcasting and hosting.
When I was doing live broadcasting in my junior year of college, my roommate suggested that the host should not have any scandalous information and should keep himself clean. I didn’t, so I would broadcast for two hundred yuan a day.
When I graduated, so many central and state-owned enterprises came to our school to recruit, and everyone went there. The teacher also suggested that I go, but I didn’t. I insisted on taking the live broadcast route.
When my live broadcasting career was going downhill, people around me suggested that I find a serious job, but I didn’t. I stopped broadcasting to reflect, summarize and enrich myself.
When I came to Douyin to start over, the few remaining old fans suggested that I cherish my feathers and go the direction of being an artist and host. I didn’t, and I chose to focus on making content.
Although there were bumps along the way.
But it is precisely because of my persistence and accumulation along the way that I have made a career as an emotional blogger.
So you’re saying that listening to other people’s advice is useless?
If you really want me to give you advice, don’t listen to other people’s advice. ”
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"You said you won't listen, but you still suggested (dog head)."
"So should I listen to you or not? (Sunglasses)"
Ha ha ha ha.
"You're still giggling. If you don't listen to his advice, don't you just listen to your own advice? You taste (smile)."
?
"When you listen to his advice, you don't listen to other people's advice. In the end, you listen to your own advice. You taste it carefully (raise your eyebrows)."
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"The most important thing is, he didn't suggest you (Goutou)."
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"Wait a minute, let my CPU dry out (confused)."
"In one sentence, the loop is closed (laughing and crying)."
"Oh my god, this guy is so awesome!"
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[Military Advisor’s Comments: Young people, don’t be overly anxious or work too hard under the general situation.
Because society is unfair.
Stay calm and conserve your energy!
Be calm in gaining, be calm in losing, be righteous and let nature take its course. . . 】(End of this chapter)