Chapter 264 A “pleasant” meeting with Lucifer
Late at night and in the early hours of the morning, the city of Los Angeles is still brightly lit, and the residual warmth of the Halloween carnival lingers in this City of Angels, known as the entertainment capital.
Although the holiday bells have quietly faded away for more than an hour, the atmosphere on the streets is still very lively, like a never-ending parade.
All kinds of horror costumers, with undiminished excitement on their faces, shuttled through the neon-lit streets and alleys.
Bars deep in the city are ushering in their busiest night of the year. Animation heroes and classic characters from horror movies gather here to toast and drink together, indulging in this carnival intertwining fantasy and reality.
This is the scene in a bar called Light Bar. Dozens of dancers are surrounding the steel pipe, with graceful postures and dancing in the wind, while the surrounding guests are holding wine glasses, banknotes are flying, and there is noisy sound. Almost blowing the roof off.
In front of the bar, a man in a suit with white wings on his back, dressed as an angel, was drinking whiskey alone, with a sad face, and was out of tune with the warm atmosphere around him.
"Fake."
Lucifer finally couldn't help it, drank the wine in the glass, and cursed in a low voice.
When the black-haired woman who was bartending drinks for the guests heard this, she couldn't help rolling her eyes and said helplessly: "Satan opened the door to hell in order to take revenge on the wooden house organization, and it has nothing to do with you. Just don't You look so remorseful, it makes me sick.”
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Lucifer was silent for a moment, gently shook the wine glass in his hand, and sighed: "Mai Zi, you don't understand. This time Satan went too far. Almost all of the twenty-six gates of hell fell around the stronghold of the wooden house. Even the urban areas of New York are not immune. With Old Joe and Quagman's vengeful nature, a war will definitely break out between the cabin and hell after tonight."
"Then let them fight." Maizi shrugged with an indifferent expression, "Anyway, hell is not under your control now, and the wooden house also has a grudge against you. If they fight and both sides suffer, isn't it what you want?"
"Shet? What does it mean to have a grudge?" Lucifer immediately retorted, "Quigma and I have a good relationship. We are friends. I can't just watch him die."
Hearing this, Maizi chuckled disdainfully: "First of all, I have to correct you. You and Quagma just had a few drinks together and played with hundreds of succubi. They are far from friends. Secondly. ”
She raised her eyebrows and continued, "Have you warned the wooden house in advance? They must be fully prepared tonight. Maybe not only will there be no loss, but Satan will be caught off guard."
Maizi lowered her head and wiped the wine glass while speaking. However, when she finished speaking, she found that the man in front of her did not respond for a long time.
Sensing something was wrong, she immediately stopped what she was doing, looked up at the silent man, and asked in disbelief: "Don't tell me... you didn't warn the cabin in advance about Satan's actions tonight."
"Well... I did drink a little too much in the past two days. I originally wanted to tell Quagma in advance, but I accidentally forgot about it." Lucifer smiled awkwardly, with a trace of regret in his eyes.
"Farke! Don't use such ridiculous words to prevaricate me!"
Maizi's originally calm face turned serious in an instant, and she looked directly at Lucifer, "Do you need me to remind you, Lord Lucifer? We can't go back to hell now. If you offend all the forces in the world again, then We can only escape from the earth in despair like that old thing from God!”
"Hey, I have no obligation to inform the cabin!" Lucifer tried to argue, "Those guys come here to trouble us no matter what, I wish they all died."
"Aren't you and Quagma friends?"
"Bullshit friends are just friends we drank together and played with thousands of succubi. I'll catch a lot of these friends!"
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Maizi was speechless. A few days ago, Lucifer's men in hell had secretly told him that Satan's primary goal after returning to hell was to take revenge on the wooden house. He had summoned many undead creatures and planned to open the door to hell on Halloween night and attack the wooden house. various strongholds.
In view of Lucifer's always friendly attitude towards humans, Maizi mistakenly thought that he had revealed the news to Quagma in advance, but to his surprise, he didn't even mention it!
"I really have nothing to say to you."
Seeing Lucifer filling up the wine glass again, Maizi couldn't bear it anymore. He grabbed the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp. Then he wiped the corners of his mouth and asked solemnly: "You'd better think about how to face Quagma." Let's talk to Old Qiao. We once signed a "peace agreement" with the wooden house. If anything in hell harms the world, we must inform them in advance. Now, only you and Satan in the world can open or close the door to hell. They may have already On the way!”
"Don't worry, honey."
Lucifer still seemed nonchalant, "The wooden house is very busy right now. It has to join forces with MIB to fight against the invasion of alien species, and it also has to deal with Satan's revenge. How can it have the energy to trouble me. And, although I can't kill Old Joe and Quagma, But if I really want to take action, they may not be my opponents.”
boom--!
Before he finished speaking, there was a loud noise and a figure penetrated the ceiling!
Lango fell from the sky, and in the flying dust, he stared at Lucifer coldly: "What about me?"
Lucifer frowned and stared at Lango, silent for a long time, and finally tilted his head and asked: "Who are you?"
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After hearing this, Lange, who was looking stern, was speechless and said: "You don't know me? Farke, you don't know me?"
"Hey, don't be so angry, brother." Lucifer saw this and quickly smiled to appease him, "I see too many people every day, and it might scare you to say it. I believe we must have met, let me think about it."
As he said this, he really started to think seriously, touching his chin and recalling: "Hawaii? No, that male prostitute is much thinner than you, and his chest muscles are not as developed. Chicago? It doesn't seem to be the case, that waiter is not as tall as you. But you do look a bit like the rancher I met in Montana, and I remember we spent three days and two nights together in a tent, and he was a couple."
Bang——!
The memory was interrupted by a punch, and Lango couldn't listen anymore.
He originally wanted to be polite first and then be cautious, asking the other party to close all the gates of hell, but he didn't expect this guy to think that he was a male prostitute!
Damn Fuck!
After punching out, Lango was still angry and wanted to follow up with a few more punches.
However, at this moment, the customers in the bar who were originally intoxicated with life and wealth suddenly gathered around him. Even the strippers wearing sparse fabrics paused their dance and cast unkind glances.
The smell of sulfur in the air made Lango frown.
There is no normal person in this bar, they are all creatures from hell.
"Roar——!"
These demons in human skin let out sharp roars and rushed toward Lango like hungry wolves.
Rumble——
At this moment, the entire Light Bar, no, including the streets around the bar, suddenly shook violently as if an earthquake had occurred.
An earth-yellow air flow suddenly emerged, instantly knocking everyone except Lango to the ground.
"Bump"
"Don't, don't, don't! You don't need this trick yet."
"Smash it!"
".That's okay." With a series of mutterings, Malphite, Teddy and the others walked into the bar proudly.
Because of Lucifer's reputation, when Rango came over this time, he simply brought all his summoned companions with him!
Looking at the struggling human-skin demons all over the ground, Malphite, who had swelled to a height of four to five meters, casually picked up one of the demon's legs, lifted it up and smashed it to the ground, ravaging it repeatedly.
Toothless tried to bite the demon's body, then spat it out in disgust, shaking his head dozens of times, his eyes full of disgust.
"Roar!"
Immediately afterwards, a violent burst of thunder and fire erupted from Toothless's mouth, instantly turning a dozen demons in front of him to ashes.
The venom excitedly jumped out of Teddy's body and continued to parasitize in the bodies of these demons. Every time it entered the body of a demon, it would be accompanied by the other's screams, and it was unknown which organ of the other was being devoured.
"This"
The bartender Maizi got up from the ground. The scene in front of her made her speechless. Her mouth opened slightly and she was speechless for a moment.
"Ice brandy, please have a glass."
Lango's voice sounded leisurely, and at the same time, a ten-dollar bill gently landed in front of the bar.
He didn't care about what happened behind him, he just pulled up a chair and sat down, and said to the woman in front of him.
"Oh, right."
Lange suddenly turned around, glanced at his friends around him, and added, "Make a few more cups of Long Island iced tea. We have traveled a long distance, coming directly from New York."
Hearing this, Maizi's eyes involuntarily fell on Lucifer lying in the ruins, with an expression on his face: "Uh, Mr. Winchester, this"
"What? Don't you serve us righteous people in your bar?"
As he spoke, two red lights slowly appeared in Lange's eyes.
Looking at Lango, who was more like a devil than a devil, Maizi smiled awkwardly, waved his hand and explained: "How could it be? Our relationship between the Light Bar and the wooden house has always been very harmonious, and Quagma often comes over to drink. ”
"Then what did your eyes mean just now?" Lange asked reluctantly.
Maizi had no choice but to tell the truth: "The money you gave me can't order that many drinks."
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Rango coughed awkwardly, then turned around and waved to Yuumi, Teddy and others around him.
In the rush he came out this time, not to mention his wallet, even the ten dollars had been accidentally dropped into his pocket before. Fortunately, although he is short of money, the summons around him should be able to help.
After a while, the bar was piled with credit cards and thick hundred-dollar bills.
"Waterfa?!" Lange looked at the scene in front of him and looked at Teddy and the others in confusion, "Where did you get so much money? And this credit card... is still black?!"
"The wages I deducted from the minions."
"Pepper applied for mine. By the way, Tony also applied for a black card with unlimited overdraft for McQueen, meow~"
"Where's Toothless?"
Lango looked at the black card that Toothless had just spit out and was still stained with saliva, and he was full of confusion. Why does this guy have it?
"Director McPhee gave it to Toothless before he went on a trip abroad. You know, he loves Toothless the most." Teddy replied with a shrug.
".Fake."
Lange cursed silently, all of these guys were richer than himself!
He shook his head, decisively stuffed all these black cards and cash into his arms, and announced with a serious face: "Confiscate them all! The family has long been unable to make ends meet to support you, and these money are counted as food expenses."
"Walter? Don't be kidding me, Rango. I got all this money from the Minion's teeth!"
"That's the money Pepper gave me to buy fish."
"Roar"
Looking at the scene in front of him, Maizi blinked in confusion. It was clear that this group of people had just looked like they were about to go on a killing spree, but why did their style suddenly change to that of a family member?
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I don't know how long it took, but the originally messy bar was still in a mess, but the human skin demons and succubus pole girls were no longer around.
Teddy and the others sat around in the booth, sipping cocktails and chatting and laughing.
In front of the bar, next to Lango was a man in a suit with a slightly arrogant expression - Lucifer.
"That punch of yours is quite powerful, and it seems to have the power of demon-eating attached to it, which is a bit interesting."
Lucifer touched his slapped face. Instead of being angry, he began to boast, "But compared to me back then, I'm still far behind. Please, you don't think I'm as strong as I am now, do you? To tell you the truth. , I gave up 99.99% of my mana in order to come to the human world. Otherwise, if I just take a breath, you will be finished.”
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Lango was speechless.
"What? You don't believe it? If you don't believe it, go to hell and ask around! After Satan was sealed, who single-handedly suppressed the demons in the entire hell and beat the hell lords so hard that they didn't even dare to raise their heads to the human world."
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Lucifer was holding a cigarette in his mouth, his eyes full of pride, "If it weren't for me, the world would have been invaded by hell countless times in the past few thousand years."
"The world in the past was not as strong as it is now. Of course, it is just like that now. Quagma and the others are just a little despicable. In terms of strength, ten thousand people combined are not as good as me."
"By the way, have you ever met your dad, Pete? He is a truly ruthless character! I once tried to throw him into the sea of fire that can burn everything, but as soon as I lit a cigarette, he was nothing. The same guy appeared in front of me and hit me hard on the chin.”
"Fake, your father is the real monster. He can't be killed no matter how hard he kills him!"
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Listening to Lucifer chattering on the side, Lango's head got big, and he turned to ask Maizi who was mixing drinks: "Is this guy usually so verbose?"
Maizi couldn't help laughing, glanced at Lucifer secretly, and whispered: "It's not like this usually. He only talks so much in front of the people he likes."
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(End of chapter)