Chapter 263: Beat that damn Lucifer first!
"Yumi!"
Lange randomly took out a wet wipe and wiped it hastily a few times. Regardless of the complaining looks from the three ladies behind him, he quickly put on his clothes, rushed out of the room, and shouted outside.
Before calling Clare, Quagma had called him dozens of times, which showed how urgent the situation was.
According to Quagma, a crazy mother-in-law used magic to open dozens of hell gates across the North American continent on Halloween.
The monsters that escaped from these portals are killing people in the world, shrouding the Halloween night that should be full of joy and laughter in blood.
What makes Quagma even more furious is that almost all of the locations where these gates to hell are opened are various strongholds of the [Log Cabin] organization across the United States.
This is undoubtedly a well-planned revenge action against [Wooden House]!
But only here in the New York area, because it has been managed here by MIB in the past, and it was not until recently that Lange was appointed as the person in charge here.
As a result, the community where Lango lived suffered a disaster, and that bastard actually chose to open the Gate of Hell here!
The employees of the wooden house are accustomed to fighting with dark creatures, and they may be able to barely protect themselves in this catastrophe. But the community he lives in, except for his family, is almost full of innocent ordinary people. Faced with these monsters crawling out of the abyss of hell, they are almost unable to resist and can only sit back and wait for death.
"Sang Ao Fu Bichi"
Lango cursed angrily, and the tragic scene of bloodshed in the community had already appeared in his mind. Even the families of his closest friends Phil and Charlie may have suffered misfortune.
"Yumi——!"
He quickly walked down the stairs and shouted into the house. After finding no one answered, Lango quickly ran to the backyard.
When he rebuilt the Murder House before, he bought an extra piece of land just to expand the backyard. Now their backyard is comparable to a small manor, with swimming pools, lakes, and hillsides, just to give Toothless and the Minions everything they need. Plenty of space to move around.
However, when he went to the backyard, he found it empty.
Neither Toothless, who loves diving here, nor Malphite, who likes lying on the mountain chewing rocks, are there. Even Megan, who has been staying at home and rarely goes out, is nowhere to be seen.
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In front of a villa two streets away from home, after Megan received the picture from the home camera, she moved her eyes, took a picture of everything in front of her, and sent it to Lango's mobile phone.
At this time, in front of this cyber lolita, Toothless was constantly spitting thunder and fire at a guy wearing black clothes, with an extremely pale face, but always holding a spoon.
The lightning fire that was enough to fuse the alloy easily burned the spoon man to ashes.
After seeing this, the resident who had been hiding by the window sill of his home immediately shouted excitedly. If you look closer, you will find that this guy has a dent in his forehead.
In the past time, this damn spoon man has been following him inseparably, and every time he gets close, he will hit him hard on the head!
The metal spoon, which didn't seem to weigh much, was like a baseball bat on a horse in the man's hand. Every blow made him dizzy.
He thought he had encountered a pervert, and ran all the way home in terror, but the Spoon Man followed him closely, inseparable, as if he was staring at him.
Along the way, he had been knocked on the forehead dozens of times, and his skull was somewhat dented. What made him even more depressed was that no matter how much he asked for help from the people around him, other residents just laughed at him and didn't take him seriously when they saw that someone just hit him on the head with a spoon.
Just when he thought he was about to die tragically under this weird spoon, Toothless fell from the sky, waved his wings, and pressed the spoon murderer tightly with his claws!
"Well done Toothless!"
The man recognized the heroic black dragon at a glance. The Lango family was extremely well-known in the community, not only because they lived in the century-old haunted house but no one had ever died, but also because there were always various weird but friendly creatures in the house. .
He quickly took out several prepared tuna sandwiches from the refrigerator and threw them out of the window, accurately into Toothless's open mouth.
Toothless swallowed these rewards with satisfaction, but then, his pupils instantly turned into vertical ones, and his expression became fierce.
The ashes that were burned to ashes by Toothless actually turned around without any wind, and instantly reverted back to Spoon Man in the blink of an eye, even the clothes on their bodies were intact!
Bang bang bang——!
Before the spoon man could fight back, Megan quickly raised her palm.
After the minion's transformation, the machine gun barrel protruded from her palm, the barrel rotated, tongues of fire spit out, and countless bullets instantly tore the newly resurrected Spoon Killer into pieces.
Immediately afterwards, she raised her other hand, and an extremely cold mist spurted out from her fingers, directly freezing all the corpse fragments on the ground into a block of ice several meters long!
Produced by Minions - Freeze Gun!
"Bite it and let's go to the next one."
After Megan said something to Toothless, a map of the community was projected in her eyes.
On the map, many streets and houses have a bright red dot attached to them. This is the location marked by Yumi just after his inspection, which represents the place where dark creatures have invaded.
Among them, many red dots have a cross mark drawn on them, which means that Yuumi and the others have solved the trouble there.
Even without Lango, they can still protect the community!
"Gudong."
At this moment, a swallowing sound suddenly came from behind.
Megan turned to look, and saw that the ice cube that had frozen the body of the Spoon Monster was no longer on the ground, and Toothless was licking his lips with unfinished content.
"Again?"
Even Meghan held her forehead helplessly, "Just wait until you have a stomachache"
"Woo"
At the same time, at the other end of the community, Yumi and his team were busy carrying out the task of cleaning up the monsters.
After Teddy called to report the monster invasion, Yumi quickly assembled her team and prepared to go to support.
But as soon as she stepped out of the house, her innate sense of danger gave her a strong warning.
Yuumi flapped her wings and flew high, overlooking the entire community at the fastest speed.
The scene in front of him was far more grim than what Teddy had described. Not only in the park, but also in almost every street were roaming hideous monsters, and there were already many victims.
Considering that Teddy is protected by minions and is not in danger for the time being, Youmi decides to solve the more pressing crisis at hand first - cleaning up these monsters that are ravaging the community.
Yumi was observing the situation from the sky, while Malphite was using fists and mudslides to deal with the ghosts that appeared one after another below.
Although these monsters have an overwhelming advantage when facing humans, in front of Malphite, they are as fragile as paper, and none of them can withstand a punch.
But the strange thing is that these guys are all undead creatures. Every time they are beaten to death, they can be resurrected very quickly.
But luckily, although Yuumi and the others don’t have Megan’s cryogun, they do have something better to use
"Fake. I am a parasite, not a tool! If you want me to work, at least give me something to parasitize!"
Venom roared with dissatisfaction, and his body turned into a huge black spider web, hanging between the two tallest trees in the community, tightly binding the monsters stuck by the spider webs, making them unable to move.
Yumi looked at the dozen monsters attached to the "spider web" and shook her tail in a funny way, "Teddy is not here, and Malphite's body is made entirely of stone. I don't want your dirty body to be exposed." Parasitism, so I can only suffer.”
".Fake."
Venom's ferocious head emerged from the spider web, glanced at the bound monsters with disgust, and muttered dissatisfied: "Get rid of all these bastards quickly, they smell as bad as Shet!"
"It's going very quickly. There are about twenty more monsters left. We can deal with them all right away."
Yumi took a look at her phone. It showed the floor plan made by Megan. After counting, she took Malphite and continued to set off.
At present, the number of casualties has exceeded double digits. Not every monster that appears is as gentle as the spoon murderer Megan and the others faced. Most of them are like Jason, who wields a machete and goes crazy as soon as they meet. kill.
If Yumi and the others hadn't taken action in time, the entire community would have fallen into a dead silence.
"Boom——!"
While they were racing against time to hunt down the monster, there was a sudden loud noise in the sky, and a figure with blue fluorescence flashed across the streets of the community.
After seeing this, Yumi couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief. Dealing with these ghosts should be Lango's best thing.
And the fact is as she expected, Teddy and a group of drunken residents in the park are continuing to surround Jason and use various funny tricks to deal with the murderer who killed the police and residents.
Although their attacks hardly caused any damage to Jason, these provocative actions had aroused the big man's anger to the extreme.
But sadly, he found that no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't break free from the shackles of these yellow demons. His ears were filled with the proud chatter of the minions and the roar of laughter from the surrounding residents. Jason, who had been silent all this time, finally let out an unwilling growl from his mouth under the mask.
But just then, a turning point occurred.
The minions who were suppressing him suddenly let go, looked up to the sky, and shouted the title "BOSS" one after another.
Jason took the opportunity to suddenly stand up from the ground, ignoring the little yellow devils that were difficult to kill, and rushed towards Teddy with rapid strides, vowing to tear this guy who had repeatedly teased him into pieces!
However, before he had taken a few steps, a figure like an iron tower stood in front of him.
Lango looked at the headless corpse of the policeman in the distance. He was not interested in nagging this guy. He directly raised his arm and hit Jason on the head hard!
Poof——
The masked head was smashed directly into the chest cavity under the heavy blow!
Lango turned his head and nodded to the residents around him, and then clasped his fingers on Jason's head. The blue light flashed, sucking the extraordinary power from the opponent's body, and disappeared in an instant with Jason.
Looking at the residents below who were looking up at him with excitement and fear in their eyes, Lange sighed helplessly.
He has already informed Old K that the MIB will arrive soon with the memory erasing pen.
Later, Lango used his super speed to clear out all the ghosts in the community as quickly as possible.
Perhaps a few months ago, every monster here could cause him a lot of trouble, but now, they are vulnerable to him. Even those idealistic beings cannot escape his blue fist or Sanctions for Colt Revolver.
Soon, these monsters that appeared in the community were either turned into nutrients for the system, or were captured and tied to the venom's spider web.
Lango wiped his hands stained with blood and debris, looked at Toothless who was spitting ice cubes on Venom, and said with a helpless smile: "How much has this kid eaten? Why doesn't he pay attention to food hygiene?" < br>
He shook his head and kicked the dying but not dead faceless monster at his feet away, landing on the venom net.
Although most of these guys are undead creatures, their strength is mediocre and the extraordinary energy they can provide is minimal.
After he devoured a few at will, he lost interest in continuing to devour.
Lango lit a cigarette, and a feeling led him quickly towards the depths of the trees. Sure enough, a hole on the ground was constantly spitting out black mist. These ghosts undoubtedly crawled out from here.
Gates of hell?
Lange raised his eyebrows. The last time the yellow-eyed demon opened the door to hell, all the red-skinned demons appeared. Why, this time, all the undead creatures appeared, and many of them were even characters from horror movies.
"Uncle——"
Sharon and Alessa also hurried to the scene at this time. They first quickly glanced at the monsters struggling and roaring on the black spider web, then ran to Rango and eagerly recounted their previous experience with the clown.
After hearing this, Lango showed a hint of surprise on his face, and he confirmed: "In other words, after you found out that you couldn't kill the clown, you imprisoned it in Silent Hill?"
"Yeah!"
Sharon nodded vigorously, with a look of pride on her face, "Just because of the Mind Flayer, there are no other monsters in Silent Hill. If I lock the clown in this time, I won't have to risk it if I encounter the enemy next time. Just drag the enemies into the surface world and let them and the clown kill each other.”
".Good idea."
Lango shrugged and used Silent Hill as a prison. This idea was indeed unique. At least there was no need to worry about criminals escaping.
Then, a thought flashed through his mind, and his eyes fell on the dozens of undead monsters struggling on the spider web again.
The combined energy in these guys' bodies is not even enough to advance the progress bar by one-tenth. It would be better.
A few minutes later, in the gray world of Silent Hill, as if it had been forgotten by time.
The clown stood alone, holding a colorful balloon in his hand, but his face was indifferent, as if everything around him had nothing to do with him.
In this world, there was neither the passage of time nor signs of life, only endless gray and loneliness accompanying him. This depressing loneliness almost drove him crazy.
Although the clown's face was calm, his heart was boiling, and countless evil plans to torture the little girl Sharon were swirling in his mind.
Suddenly, the originally thick fog began to slowly dissipate, and a group of figures of various shapes gradually appeared in the haze.
When the clown finally saw these sudden guys clearly, the balloon in his hand burst suddenly.
"F*ckm!"
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In the real world, Lange and others looked at the empty battlefield in front of them and couldn't help but look at each other with a trace of surprise in their eyes.
If I had known it was so simple, Sharon should have asked Sharon to directly pull the entire community into Silent Hill. This would definitely solve the trouble caused by these monsters as quickly as possible.
But having said that, Lango looked at Sharon and Alessa, whose faces were full of excitement.
The ability of these two girls to pull targets into Silent Hill at will seems to be quite useful.
Maybe these twin sisters will come in handy when dealing with ancient gods in the future.
He nodded with satisfaction, then looked at Luke and Manny who were staying behind Sharon and the others, and couldn't help but pat their heads and comfort them.
"Are you scared by what happened tonight?"
"Uh, okay." Luke nodded, and then asked curiously: "Are these monsters real? They"
"Shush"
Lango quickly raised his finger and put it on Luke's mouth. He shook his head seriously and said, "They are all bad people. Don't mention them again. Now, you go home first. After a while, there will be a group of people wearing black suits." Government officials will come to see you. You can ask them any questions you have at that time. Do you understand? ”
Luke and Manny looked at each other and smiled. Although they still had many doubts in their hearts, they still nodded and decided to wait until they saw the "black suit" Lango said before asking.
They walked in a hurry towards home. Luke's home was not far away, and they arrived home soon, leaving Manny to continue walking alone on the quiet street.
The hustle and bustle of Halloween night has faded away, replaced by a desolate scene. The faint blood stains on the roadside are like silent testimonies, telling the story of the unrest tonight.
Fortunately, their community is protected by the Lango family, and all crises have been resolved one by one by Uncle Lango.
This thought gave Manny a surge of courage. He quickened his pace, almost running towards home. Soon he saw the warm light coming from his villa.
But just as he was about to open the door, a man with a distorted face and burn marks suddenly emerged from the shadow at his feet!
He is the man who appears in Manny's nightmare - Freddy!
Freddy suddenly stretched out his hands, the sharp claw blades shone coldly in the night, and stabbed straight at Manny.
At this critical moment, a big hand suddenly grabbed Freddy's head. No matter how much he struggled, he could not move forward any further. He could only watch Manny safely enter the house.
"I only give you one chance."
A deep voice sounded from behind Freddy.
Lange's five fingers glowed with blue light, tightly clamping down on the evil spirit trying to escape into the shadows.
He got close to Freddy's ugly face, and his voice was as cold as ice: "Who opened the door to hell?"
"It's Satan! Satan is back!"
This guy has no backbone at all. Feeling the life force being constantly devoured on his forehead, Freddy said tremblingly: "He said he wanted to teach the cabin a lesson. Lucifer also knows about this. If you don't believe it, you can ask him. , I am actually not interested in killing people at all. Hell is much more fun than the world, I”
"Lucifer?"
Lango's attention was attracted by the name, but he had no intention of listening to Freddy's next words.
Quagma's previous warning on the phone coincided with Freddy's confession, and it seemed that Satan's revenge was indeed real.
And the wooden house actually has something to do with Satan?
Rango raised his eyebrows and without hesitation crushed Freddy's head, quickly devouring all his power.
Then, his gaze turned to the west.
Since you don’t know where Satan is, let’s go beat up that bastard Lucifer first!
(End of chapter)