Chapter 442 Maybe it’s because people can’t eat shit?
Many things in the world are quite outrageous. For example, a rice bag can actually eat Tai Xiaoyi, who is good at cooking, until her eyes light up, as if it has opened the door to a new world.
The table was full of the crisp sound of teeth clattering and cutting vegetable leaves. Tai Xiaoyi said vaguely: "This thing is much more delicious than it looks. It's amazing. I never thought that such a simple thing could have such a good taste. I Many friends have been to Northeast China before, but they are not used to the local food. Maybe it’s because I have a strong taste.”
"Is this too spicy?" Lao Wang felt that as a Northeasterner, he had to stand up and uphold justice: "Stinky tofu, stinky mandarin fish, stinky amaranth, shriveled cow and sheep raw pig skin, fish, tea, crab sauce, raw mixed blood tofu, which one? It doesn’t taste any stronger than this~ Anyway, I can’t stand that kind of thing. I can’t understand why some people like to eat smelly things.”
Li Cang wiped his hands and looked at Lao Wang with a smile.
This posture was very familiar to Lao Wang and Dalei Zi, and they both roared: "Shut up!"
Li Cang: "Maybe because people can't eat shit directly?"
Tai Xiaoyi suffocated, and the chewing movements of Dalei Zi and Lao Wang froze at the same time.
"Ah ah ah ah, Li Cang, I'm going to kill you, you beast."
"It's like this every time, Big Leizi gets him!"
"Goose, goose, I'm full, please take your time~"
Li Cang screamed and ran out of the stilted building. A bunch of furniture and Dalei Zi's favorite toys flew out behind him. He looked at the progress of [Kun] and felt that it was almost a series in his lifetime, at least a dozen. hours.
Li Cang carried a bucket of wild beast meat that had been frozen for more than two months to feed Dalei Zi's pet Huahua. The meat was from Adou, who Li Cang and Lao Wang proved to be unable to support him. It tasted extremely anti-human and was frozen. It took too long and the surface of the meat became dehydrated and turned white, making it look like a mess.
"Bang~"
A bucket of frozen meat was thrown in front of Huahua. The big cat stretched its neck and started tearing and biting violently. The frozen meat made a crackling sound, and crushed ice and blood flew away.
What kind of bad intentions can a cat have? Cats are just starving. When they see Miss Qiu, they want to go up and take a few sips to see if there is milk.
"Kitty cat, you obviously don't understand what kind of treatment is waiting for you. You definitely don't know that the master you think has the title of 'You will die if you raise him' 17th level. Regarding raising pets, Dalei Zi has always said She is responsible for killing and not burying her. Do you think she has fed you other than playing with you in the past few days? ”
"Hey, you're still yelling at me, why don't you try yelling again?"
"Roar——"
The big cat roared and fell to the ground, lying on its back with its belly exposed.
Feed the cat, feed the horse, feed the corpse brother, feed the tomb beast
Alas, life at the end of the world is really boring.
Then Li Cang decided to go to the disaster relief base. Lao Wang and Dalei Zi followed Gao Er no matter what.
"I have business to go," Li Cang said speechlessly, "I don't have time to bring you a big sword!"
"Young people don't tell secrets. I, Wang, haven't degenerated to the point of looking for girls in the field related to the Great Sword. I just enjoy the process and the feeling. Do you understand?"
"Is there any essential difference?" At Base 3, Li Cang and the others received a warm welcome and inhumane onlookers.
Population has always been a flaw in the two bases. So far, the number of people who can be wholesaled to the base in an organized manner is like wholesale of livestock. There are only three live treasures in total. It can be said that the limelight is unparalleled. Everyone wants to see this one and take away two second-class coins. How many eyes and legs does a guy with a medal of merit have?
Meng Liang, whom Li Cang hates the most, rushed up: "Comrade Li Cang, you have to understand the difficulties of the base. There are too many people here. Please see if the price can be negotiated. The last commendation meeting almost emptied the base. , the people at the Academy of Sciences only ask us for subsidies and funds all day long, and the base’s finances have been almost drained.”
"Dear, I suggest you find a walking corpse to bite all those 70,000 people," Lao Wang sneered: "After all, if you sacrifice a living body, you can get back more than 100,000 coins! Are you still discussing it? How dare you? ? Is your conscience licked by a dog? Let me discuss it with you! "
The people of Mengliang were all stunned——
There were hundreds of people around with their faces bruised and bruised, but they didn't laugh out loud, looking very professional.
He still lacks the most basic understanding of Lao Wang, otherwise he would not ask such a weird question on the spot. Master Wang's courtesy is limited to giving to people with bigger fists than him, which will definitely not include this kind of grinding and taking advantage. Not enough players
Let's talk about Meng Liang. Li Cang's impression of him is really very bad, even worse than that of the bald old head of the literature department.
The reason is probably that this person is always accustomed to putting himself on the moral high ground and doing some secret villainy behavior under the guise of serving the people. In a word, he is not great enough to be great.
It's hard to imagine that this kind of guy could be from the military. He and Bei Zhikang, Zhao Yangfeng and Yuanqing have completely different painting styles.
Zhao Yang calmly pushed the ignorant Meng Liang back, and gave Li Cang a bear hug when he came up.
"Haha, little thief, how did you do it? There is really no shortage of people in the mine now. By the way, are these 70,000 people behind you really - huh?"
"Lao Wang has a video recording of the whole process. Let him show it to you later," Li Cang said: "Every one counts as one. If you don't use it, you will use it to death. There is absolutely no injustice. If you don't believe it, you throw these people ahead of the more than 100,000 people." See if you will be peeled off in the crowd.”
Zhao Yang looked very puzzled: "That's not true. We just think that in a fucking environment like that, even if you put a Dou in there, you wouldn't end up like that. I really can't imagine it."
"I'm no less shocked than you," Li Cang asked, "What did Boss Bei want to do with me last time?"
Bei Zhikang threw it over and rolled his eyes: "I am also thinking of using my position to find a backdoor to let your kid taste the benefits of meta-human growth promoter first. Ha, aren't some people too rare to pay attention to us?"
"Oh? XCMG really tinkered with that thing. What's the result?"
"Ahem." Bei Zhikang's eyes flashed with embarrassment: "What, there was a little accident"
"How many died?"
"What do you mean a few are dead? There should be a few left." Feng Yuanqing sighed, "Some time ago, the group of prisoners you sent over to rob the islands caused trouble and killed more than a dozen mine guards in an attempt to escape. Li Wai Wai selected 265 for the Academy of Sciences for human experiments, and now only three are still alive.”
"What's going on?"
Bei Zhikang shook his head: "The people at the Academy are also confused. It has performed very well on orangutans and monkeys. The individuals who have been tested are still alive, but it turns out that it does not work when released to humans. After two injections of the medicine, even the prayers were saved." Not coming back!”
(End of chapter)