Chapter 1397 Lao Wang: Li, you really never pretend to be gentle when it comes to beasts!
Maybe it's because the game he shot down with a gun is particularly attractive. These guys were so stunned in the morning that they scored twice and made a meal.
Li Cang looked up and sighed.
Wild boar stewed with wild vegetables, grilled wild beef, pheasant stewed wild rabbit, these things are obviously too hardcore for breakfast, not to mention that the smell of the meat from last night has not dissipated. Aren't you tired and panicking? You keep shouting about it day by day. Lose weight and then do this to yourself?
"It's comfortable~" Kong Jingqiao rarely slept in. "This place is really nice. I'm not happy to let them sleep down there. That cabin faces the lake. I can listen to the waves in the forest as the moon sets and the sun rises. I'm attracted by the rising sun. Wake up, so happy! ”
Jin Yujing: "What? Zhao Yang? Which Zhao Yang? That Zhao Yang? When did he come? So you, Chef Kong, like this kind of aunt? Secretly?"
Kong Jingqiao picked up a cow leg and chased Jin Yujing two miles away.
Rao Qifang couldn't help but smile: "It's better up there, the air is circulated, and the scenery in the hive is nice. But I always feel a bit stuffy. Damn it, do you usually sleep up there or down there?"
"There should be more in stilted buildings, it's convenient, and there are mosquitoes under the nest!"
Li Cang is probably the kind of person who doesn't sleep when he hears mosquitoes chirping, feeling irritated for no reason.
"Mosquitoes? Mosquitoes have evolved now! In the time it takes to pick vegetables, I can bite such a big bag! Huh, so I'm still young!" Li Laisi held a banana skewer more than two meters high in front of the two of them. "Li Cang, you are a prodigal. Don't you know our family's property well? Why don't you know when the bananas are ripe? They are rotting all over the ground! I feel so sorry for my mother!"
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Li Laixi and Tai Xiaoyi are not free-spirited contestants like Li Cang and Lao Wang. They love fruits. They have dozens of temperate and tropical fruit conservation rooms under the insect nest. Of course, there are no cold zone ones. The cold zone environment is beyond The temperature control turnover limit of bee swarm hives requires external support. It's enough to simulate. These breeding nests are filled with products donated by friends, collected by themselves, and collected by bee colonies. Apart from being interested in the pythons and crocodile teeth inside, Li Cang rarely goes in, so naturally he doesn't know anything. When will bananas, durians, and mangoes ripen?
Li Lai Si took off the thick cigar-shaped millet banana with almost no curvature, and her tone was full of indescribable superiority: "Rao Qifang, you two try it, the base doesn't have this, it's ripe on the tree!"
Li Cang was "shocked": "What? Bananas can ripen on trees?"
As an out-and-out northerner, Li Cang, who has only been as far as Xiehe, obviously did not have the opportunity to taste bananas that were actually ripe on the tree. The just right exaggeration successfully made everyone laugh, but there is one thing to say, the taste of this millet banana itself The aroma was very good, and then everyone was shocked to find that what Miss Bai Huazi had been silently pulling out a lump from the fire and slowly peeling it to eat was actually a banana.
"What. What's wrong? Do you want to eat too?" Bai Huazi was so panicked by being stared at by so many people, "The roasted plantains are delicious!"
"When did she pick it?"
"Can bananas be eaten like this?"
"It's Basho!"
"The difference between North and South!"
"Excuse my short-sightedness, the northerners are making ignorant noises"
"Hey, hey, why are there always people secretly eating food that I don't know about? Hey, now I want to know what the pot of meat that Master Wang is showing off in his hand is!"
Lao Wang raised his head: "Gushi goose cubes, spicy, delicious with rice!"
Tai Xiaoyi's face turned red: "There's more, there's more in the pot!"
Lao Wang didn't feel the slightest bit ashamed of his behavior of eating alone, and even put aside his complaints: "You little girls, all of you look at the wind blowing in the willows and don't touch the spring water, but secretly you are even darker. , Teacher Cang’s hard work Is it easy to raise a few whooper swans? Yesterday, I killed dozens of them in a short time. It’s so good to step on the horse. From now on, I will have to count the number of goose eggs to roast for midnight snacks. Teacher Cang and I used to do that They are all open to eat!”
This time was incredible, the crowd was so excited.
"What?"
"Swan? There is actually a swan in this pot?"
"You are so cruel! Let me have a taste!"
"Don't grab it!"
Lao Wang felt ashamed of the behavior of these local bumpkins who flaunted their beautiful clothes and ladies. They were just swans, not the kind of alienated giant swans that Teacher Cang tricked back. There is nothing strange about it. Alienated golden eagles are all food-reserve pets here. You know, if I give them a look at the truck-sized black-and-white and red-headed alienated countrymen, why don't they have a collective orgasm?
When these girls were going crazy, Li Cang quietly handed Rao Qifang and the others a bowl of dusty meat rice bowl: "Mom, try this, it's really good!"
Rao Qifang took a bite: "Hey, isn't it also swan meat?"
Kong Jingqiao insisted: "The wild goose comes to mushroom!"
Jin Yujing said in disgust: "It's a bit fishy!"
Li Cang praised Chef Kong: "It's you. Just by smelling it, I knew it was the wild goose mushroom. There are only so many in the forest. I picked them all yesterday. Fortunately, I caught a lot of wild geese before." I went in to help them stack buffs, but I didn’t live up to expectations. There were still only a few popping up in a small area, and it seemed like there wouldn’t be more.”
The wild goose mushrooms in thick oily red sauce look inconspicuous, but the braised wild goose meat in sauce is very unambiguous and fragrant.
Rao Qifang nodded in approval of the taste: "The mushrooms are good. It's almost as good as the last time. Son, do you remember that one time we went into the mountains to pick a lot of mushrooms and made a stewed mushroom, that taste."
"Remember, remember!"
Lao Wang: "Zhou Cao, that pot of soy sauce mushrooms tastes so delicious, it's really something that people will remember for a lifetime!"
Li Laisi: "Why didn't I know?"
Rao Qifang chuckled and squinted: "Ah, at that time you were eating hamburgers and fried chicken on the other side of the ocean and watching coyotes and raccoons baring their teeth!"
"Okay Rao Qifang, you mother, are you polite? You actually took my boyfriend and friends out to play secretly while I was away?"
"What nonsense are you talking about as an outsider? This is my own son!"
"@#￥%" It can be seen that the daughter-in-law of Lao Rao's family is really not a good one. Li Laixi turned her grief and anger into a scapegoat and asked Suo Zhihui, "How do you look after the house? How do you look after the house? We agreed to watch and help each other." We are fighting against foreign enemies. You don’t even know that Li Cang is fooling around with other women? Are you deaf and blind?”
"I think you want to die in the dead girl movie!"
As a result, Suo Zhihui suddenly said: "Aunt Ke Rao often takes Li Cang out to play. I saw them in a nightclub once. Li Cang sang so beautifully! The atmosphere was very good! Oh yes, that song Rao Auntie seems to have recorded it and burned it into a CD. I also heard it when I was riding in Auntie’s car.”
"Ah? Is this the case?" "Li Cang? Going to a nightclub? And singing? What song?"
really.
Attention was easily diverted.
"That's right." Suo Zhihui thought hard and couldn't remember what the title of the song was, so she waved her fist and hummed, "'You said you love me. There are many beauties around you. The flowers bloom and fall. In the blink of an eye, I love you. Nian Duo' seems to be singing like this, it's a DJ version, the rhythm is pretty good."
Li Laixi: "Those surnamed Li, those surnamed Rao, your taste is really vulgar, you are so stupid!"
"You know a hammer, old songs are like wine, they will last longer!"
"What you said is right!"
"Oh, it was pretty cool when I think about it. You could see me every day, but now it's great. I haven't seen you for months and you can see me once!"
"Hey, it's a typical scar that heals and forgets the pain. At that time, you can indeed see your grown-up child every day, but you have to worry about when you will suddenly disappear every day, right?"
"Damn girl, I really should tear this piece of shit off your mouth!"
The topic had changed for several minutes before Lao Wang, who was holding his chin thoughtfully, suddenly came back to his senses and burst out: "Zhoucao! That Brabus! That song! It turned out to be sung by your fucking boy!" I just said, "It sounds so familiar, Li Cang, what the hell--"
Li Cang glanced at Lao Wang lightly, and spoke frankly. Lao Wang held back his words.
Because this guy suddenly realized that he didn’t want to say what he said next
hiss!
Wonderful!
I didn’t expect you to be such a teacher Cang!
You, Timi, actually brought your mother-in-law to a nightclub with your mother-in-law dressed as a hot girl, you are so good at riding a horse, you really never pretend to be gentle when it comes to beasts!
(Note: knocking on the blackboard, students who want to make up the class please turn to Chapter 735: There is nothing, whatdowanttodo?)
Li Leisi didn't know why.
Jin Yujing smiled like a goose, fully recognizing Li Cang's singing skills: "Yeah, yeah, I went there that day too. Who would have thought that our Princess Cangcang is so knowledgeable and talented, even the songs of that era of me and Rao Qifang You can sing so beautifully, tsk tsk, the eyes of the old ladies in the nightclub were all shining!”
Li Cang looked at Suo Zhihui: "Were you there that day?"
"Yes, yes! It's a group activity in the dance class!" Suo Zhihui said, "There are so many people that it's hard to get there, but I am the one who whistles the loudest, and my classmates even ordered a bunch for you. A bottle of wine was brought to the table, but you didn’t take it. She’s been missing for a long time!”
“It’s been so many years, I can’t remember anymore”
"You don't remember?"
"Teacher Cang went to a place like that where someone would bring him drinks every day. How could he remember it?" Lao Wang sneered. "When he was poor, he always hung out in nightclubs and streets. He was familiar with the roads. It should be said or not. The young lady and old auntie are so generous with their actions. Teacher Cang couldn’t finish the wine, fruit plate and snacks by herself. I also mixed in a lot at that time. The food tasted particularly delicious!”
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Jin Yujing stopped laughing and raised her thumbs up: "It can be called a model of self-reliance in the new era!"
Li Cang's face was somewhat hot: "A good man doesn't mention his bravery in the past. Ahem, it doesn't matter if you don't say it, it doesn't matter if you don't say it, but I am still the wronged one. With the first salary I earned, I bought a large flat and renovated it before I could get serious. When I lived there, timi was completely torn apart along with the earth. This world is really full of malice towards ordinary people!”
Oh~
Do you still call this an ordinary person?
"That's right, it's not easy for my son to do it. A little baby has just become sensible. He can be said to have been begging all the way to support himself! And he is so handsome!" Rao Qifang narrowed his eyes, his eyes were very kind, "Unlike some yellow-haired girls who don't have a hammer, I spent hundreds of thousands for nothing and turned myself into a pot. In the end, I had to spend a lot of money to send him abroad for medical treatment. Bah, how could she be so embarrassed? ! ”
Li Laixi: "???"
These unreliable parents in the stall are too embarrassed to complain. Rao Qifang, you have so much authority!
Jin Yujing lamented: "If only this accident hadn't happened."
"Good people don't live long, but misfortunes will last for thousands of years!" Lao Wang laughed, "This guy probably thought he was going to die in the past few days. Even I was fooled by him and sent away. Mom, you too, right? Who would have thought that I would be so ill at that time? Guy, Timi suddenly jumped to life in the blink of an eye. You all don’t know how surprised I was when I received this message on the empty island. Damn it, God is really starving to death!”
Li Laisi was rarely silent.
Suo Zhihui looked at Li Cang infatuatedly, obsessed, stubborn, and moved. She had exchanged this question with Li Cang last time, and the answer she got was actually similar, which surprised and delighted her. The little tea bag was obviously She is an emotional girl, and this cruel kindness is enough to bring tears to her eyes.
Li Cang returned his hand and pinched his still jagged spine: "It's better to live than to die. It has somewhat subsided in two years and is not as scary as before. I estimate that at this rate, I will be able to survive in another thirty to fifty years." It’s probably a beautiful thing to see your own spinal grooves in your lifetime. I’m extremely envious of other people’s beautiful grooves. Sure enough, people still want something when they have nothing!”
Rao Qifang also reached in and pinched a handful: "Tsk, you're so big. Then don't you want to ask how many people envy your talent?"
Li Cang was agitated: "Are you talking about before the disaster happened or after it happened?"
"Goose goose!"
Li Laixi extremely despised this kind of behavior of a loving mother and a filial son openly showing off her deep affection: "I said you two are almost done. It's as if I'm the one who picked it up. What's the benefit to you? I don't know what the benefits are to you." If it is full, it will be a loss. If it is full, it will overflow. It is getting ridiculous every day. ”
"No ivory comes out of a dog's mouth!"
"I have half of your merits, and my blood type is up to you. Now you are calling me a bitch?"
"You little bastard, I think you just lack practice - come over here! You still want to run away?!"
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A group of people once again witnessed the repressive power derived from blood. On the orbital line, the boss and the other two disobeyed and two angry dogs passed by her, and they had to fight with each other. The education that Comrade Daleizi received was that it was normal. It is beyond the reach of human beings. I deserve to be so powerful in combat. My mother used to train me like this when I was a child. I thought it was the Milky Way that was falling from the sky early in the morning!
Lao Wang was as excited as Li Cang, but the starting point may be slightly different: "Tsk tsk, I like to watch two women fight the most. Oh, this punch is authentic! Hiss, I said Teacher Cang, Dalei Zi recently She has grown so much, she is really brave now, oh, she is so mean!”
(End of chapter)