Chef Kong held the small pickles in the porridge bowl with chopsticks and hung them in mid-air, staring at the couple: "Isn't this better than my cooking skills?"
"It's really good to eat." Li Cang smacked his lips, "But it's not as interesting as before. In the past, Da Leizi's body was always bruised and purple. I could enjoy it for several days and it was so relaxing. Now this bitch is dead Every time I was alive and kicking, I finished the game, so I really have expectations and freshness for the life girl!”
Everyone: "."
Your teacher Cang's emotional height is indeed unusual for ordinary people.
Li Laisi didn't let Li Cang be arrogant for long. The harm came belatedly. In the blink of an eye, he was sent down below to feed mosquitoes and pick durians. Li Cang's nose was not a nose or an eye. "Didn't you just go there? Why didn't you tell me?" Pick it back?”
"Can't find it!" Li Laisi said confidently, "There are only 16 durian trees from Monroe. If you don't look at how big Lao Wang's island is now, it suddenly becomes like looking for a needle in a haystack. Besides, I... I seem to have forgotten Which cultivation nest is it planted in? ”
Li Cang was speechless for a moment.
If you don't pray for this kind of thing, forgetting it is basically the same as losing it. After all, the dog leg and the queen bee can't answer what durian is.
Different from the alienated wild ginseng that is fed all the time and has only a slight effect on the sequelae of blood explosions and alcoholism, these things that come back in categories have actually experienced at least one round of energy matrix baptism. It's a pity that the performance is poor Humanity is gradually given up. Even so, the tallest durian tree has reached 57 meters, and the main trunk is as thick as ten people can hold it. It is said that if you keep stacking a huge amount of energy matrix for free, this thing will have some energy. Mix up an alien trait.
But these things have nothing to do with Teacher Cang. Currently, Li Cang is staring at the trunk and the strings hanging under the canopy of the tree, deep in thought.
Ball Sack
I was asked to pick this thing, but no one told me what exactly makes a durian ripe?
I don’t know!
The climate like a tropical rain forest breeds extremely strong mosquitoes. Li Cang would not believe it if he said that these mosquitoes have no alien characteristics at all. He has always been the only one to suck other people's blood, but now he is being eaten by swarms of mosquitoes that look like fighter jets. Self-help was the same as a group charge. The mosquito coils Li Cang had high hopes for were of no use at all, so he simply ignored them. He picked ten of the largest and plump durians and ran away in a panic.
Returning to the normal insect nest, Li Leisi pointed at him and laughed: "Is it big? Does it feel good? Hahahaha~"
Li Cang's face turned dark with swollen hair.
Curious baby Qin Zhenzhen used her rich cooking experience to prepare to tear the durian with her hands. As a result, she opened it with her paw, but it was torn in half. The whole piece was white and there was no trace of meat at all. , Qin Zhenzhen was stunned: "Teacher Cang, these durians are not ripe yet!"
Li Cang's eyes widened: "I'm not from the south, how do I know if the durian is ripe?"
"You two wait a minute, people in the south don't know whether the durian is ripe or not, okay?"
"Well, you seem to be right?"
Tai Xiaoyi, who had already eaten once, smiled and handed her a knife: "Just cut it, just cut it and you will know!"
"A knife can make you poor, and a knife can make you rich. I, Qin Zhenzhen, am as lucky as anyone in my life. I don't believe I will pick an unripe durian. Open it for me!"
A room full of hard, golden and red durians was split into two halves. Qin Zhenzhen exclaimed: "Repaying the favor? Wow, it smells so good. It turns out that tree-ripened durians are really dried? But I used to Are the ones I’ve eaten frozen in liquid nitrogen also wet?”
"What are the family conditions? There are mines and construction like this. Sure enough, Zhen Zhen was not simple before!"
"It's so expensive. I remember when I graduated from college and got my first month's internship salary, I was ready to reward myself. I was so naive that I ran to the supermarket and bought one for NT$2,000. I felt so distressed. I looked at the durian shell. Cry and eat at the same time!”
"So whether this thing is ripe or not, it smells good"
Some people say that some people watch and some people show off.
Li Cang sprayed toilet water to make himself wet, picked up a piece and chewed it viciously. It's not that he doesn't eat this stuff. He can understand durian and roasted durian, but he doesn't eat much. It's just that he has a narrow taste. Really unacceptable Things like durian stewed chicken, durian and ginseng chicken soup that once appeared in front of him, this girl Dalei Zi is simply a heretic. Who knows how she, a native of Yanchuan, cultivated her taste to such a heretical way? of.
Lao Wang bared his teeth at a group of women who were participating in the grand event with great interest: "After eating, you all should stay away from me. People who have different paths don't live together. Damn it, heretics, they are all heretics!"
"Master Wang, do you eat coriander?"
"Where is Zhe Ergen?"
"Do you want tofu to be sweet or salty?"
“Is almond tofu spicy or sweet?”
“Meat rice dumplings or sweet rice dumplings?”
“Where are the glutinous rice balls?”
Lao Wang was asked a barrage of questions by a group of people, and Timi was all over the place. OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, they are all players who draw inferences from one instance, so just shut up!
When Rao Qifang saw Li Cang sorting out the alienated wild ginseng that he had dug back, he couldn't help pinching his face and said worriedly: "You can't let my face turn yellow for three more days. Although it's not too yellow, it will fade away a little." It’s okay, but it still feels weird when you look at it”
"It's not a facial mask, this time it's stewed pheasant." Li Cang carefully cleaned each ginseng whisker, "You can even skip the pheasant next time. Those flying dragons have begun to breed, and they will definitely have a family full of descendants in a short time. Who would eat such a shabby pheasant when there is a flying dragon? Well, you are aggrieved. I will stew it in this big casserole for a whole day. I just have a few bowls for each person before going to bed at night. "
"Mom, what a great boy——"
"Hey, don't glare at me. Don't you just want to say that I am useless compared to your son? I can be both a receiving bag and a punching bag. In fact, it has a complete set of functions!"
The yin and yang are strange, and the hall is full of filial piety.
At this moment, Lao Wang was suddenly stunned and smiled playfully: "Oh, this is really giving our mother face. Whoever said before that they wanted to experience life on the rail line, now they are here. Teacher Cang? Your radar is off!”
Why is it so early this time?
Li Cang suspiciously opened his prayer interface, and saw a series of radar prompts——
[The sky island 1 belonging to the alienated bloodline is approaching, the distance is 15 kilometers, and it is expected to impact in 43 minutes] [The sky island 2 belonging to the alienated bloodline is approaching, the distance is 9 kilometers, and it is expected to impact in 7 minutes]
[The slave island is approaching, 12 kilometers away]
After being stunned for a moment, a group of people rushed towards the insect nest like a group of people who had never seen an empty island when the empty island era first came. They were all ready to take a look. Their movements were much more vigorous than Li Cangdu's.
I don't know when a drizzle began to fall outside, and the whole world seemed a little depressing. As far as the eye could see, the three empty islands were almost approaching in a straight horizontal line.
The one at the front is the largest, with a width of more than 20 kilometers. It is flat and flying saucer-shaped. The upper surface is lush and green, and the lower surface is hung with countless dark giant vines. Alien beasts and birds can be seen flying over the island. The one in the middle is not worth mentioning. It is only a few kilometers in size. The one with buildings at the end is obviously the slave island, and its scale is comparable to the first island.
The second sky island was small, but it was extremely fast. It surpassed the other two islands in almost the blink of an eye and zoomed in sharply in the field of vision.
Such a giant island launches a deadly charge at a speed of more than 20 meters per second. Anyone who is being persecuted will panic. Duan Li whispered: "Just, just watch it hit? No. Stop it?”
"What's wrong with this? You've never seen someone do two hundred meters in one second. The feeling of hitting him is awesome!"
He happily clicked on the prayer interface and swiped away one indicator after another. The chain ballistas all over the island all adjusted their directions, and giant black cannon muzzles rumbled up from under the ground. On the base platform, there are already a combination of doglegs performing their duties, and everything is in order. Lao Wang continued to introduce: "Get ready to work, anti-teleportation array cannon, armor-piercing cannon, self-propelled cannon, cancerous cannon, um , and this one, the modified 1500-caliber ship-borne energy matrix main gun. I am most proud of it, but if you want to fire the gun, you will have to look at our teacher Cang’s face. After all, one shot can take out Teacher Cang’s pocket. It’s time to shake it off~”
Rao Qifang glanced casually: "Do you usually use these things?"
This hit the nail on the head and shattered Lao Wang’s show-off attribute. Master Wang’s face fell with great sadness: “Use a hammer, the appearance rate of these little babies is lower than my underpants, and I just bombed them in the mirage area last time. It’s cool, you must know that cannons are a man’s romance.”
Don't ask, asking means hurting the enemy ten thousand and damaging yourself eight thousand. Some people are stingy in this area and are always willing to teach you.
Li Cang: "You know bombing, bombing, bombing every day. No matter what level of knowledge you have, you are not worthy of complaining. The earth has been brought to such a disaster by you, why don't you hurry up and understand the definition of green, clean, pollution-free and sustainable development?"
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"Isn't co-authoring your damn cancerous deformation considered pollution?"
Li Cang sneered: "Okay, if you want to use it, you'll pay for it yourself. You can pick up the rags to feed your artillery matrices!"
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Medical miracle, cure on the spot.
Lao Wang lowered all the artillery platforms underground as if nothing had happened, with a serious expression: "Well, what, we have to add some chain crossbows. A few hundred are simply not enough. The annexation share cannot be delayed, and the chain of this crossbow is too short now. , A crossbow chain as big as Kongdao, which is only a few hundred meters long, is enough for what. If you want to pray, the length of the thing is measured in centimeters."
"Public funds."
"Hold on, I'll do it for you. Don't even think about taking out a big coin from your wallet!"
Everyone was speechless and choked
Is this how fast a man who grows flowers can change his face?
Master Wang, do you know that there is a reason why you are being coerced by Teacher Cang all day long? You need to reflect on yourself, do you know?
In short, no matter how you say it, this side has given a certain degree of respect to Xiangkong Island. There is nothing wrong with using the word "ready to prepare" to describe it. As for the three Xiangkong Islands themselves——
"Pu Yuandao! Look at the good things you have done!"
"Ah, if you have a problem, why don't you tell me earlier? The plan should be completed. What the hell did you object to when I told you to catch up and have a full meal with a red face?"
"Don't make any noise, no matter what."
"We've already entered the radar range! What to do now?"
"Run."
"Fart! How dare you fucking run? How dare you run during this battle? Have you seen the artillery platform that was just taken back? Do you think more than ten kilometers is a problem for others?"
"Afraid. What are you afraid of? We don't have any idea about them. We just need to make our words clear. How can there be so many gangsters and gangsters!"
"Yes, yes, yes, power on the light matrix and send a signal!"
Previously, Pu Yuandao and the others were chasing the 20-kilometer-sized resource island in front of them. As they chased them, they discovered a huge, boundless shadow creeping in front of them. These guys thought it was their luck that finally came to them. They also met one A legendary floating land, the whole person was so ecstatic and excited that he lost control of his emotions. As a result, when he got close to the 20-kilometer range, a radar prompt came, and the bright red mark on it [Orbital Slave Sky Island] flashed directly. Blind dog eyes.
numb
My heart is cold and my blood is cold, but my urine is hot!
Pu Yuandao could see more clearly in the telescope than others, so he sneered at some of his own unrealistic remarks. The opponent's artillery platform clearly had a super-giant energy matrix cannon array, with a caliber of at least 1000mm!
run?
People are running in front, but their souls are chasing after them?
Selling all the belongings on the island for coins and cashing in the force field shield may not be enough for someone to blast it!
As for why I am sure that the other party must be better than me at a glance.
Isn’t this nonsense!
An empty island!
On the track, those who are small will not necessarily be weak, but those who are big will definitely be stronger. No matter how big a cow is, he wears big pants. No matter how superior the innate conditions are and how high the luck is, there is no way he can hold on like this without any strength. If you can't defeat the huge sky island, it will be cut to pieces after a few stops!
Fortunately, the opponent did not use a high-speed sky island like those orbital marauders, did not have a spooky sky island painting, and did not display a scalp-numbing flag. Thinking about it this way, it seemed that he could still save it. one time?
The good news is that the light signal went very smoothly. The bad news is that neither the other party nor I have the time to adjust the track. This will be an earth-shattering four-collision.
Close
Closer.
Pu Yuandao closed his eyes and lowered his eyes, and recited all the imaginable terms in heaven and earth over and over again, focusing on a big data to pray to God and Buddha. However, when he could barely see clearly the figure standing on the other side's island and got the preliminary When he got the appraisal result, his head was buzzing. There were a few eye-catching red names in the vast sea of green, which directly burned his CPU!
Let’s talk about it, even if the other party is the red-named Boss Pu Yuandao, he won’t be so confused——
Why are there so many non-orbital slaves on an orbiting island?
Why are there only so many slaves in orbit on an orbiting island?
He said, I only knew that I would encounter ghosts when walking on the road at night, but no one ever told me that there were also horses riding on the tracks!
Boom~
What was supposed to come came.
The smallest high-speed island, which was like a stray dog, was the first to output. Judging from the impact, Pu Yuandao knew that he was in trouble. The structural strength of their island was probably several times or even ten times better than his own. , the price of just this collision is enough for them to drink a pot.
Within dozens of minutes, there were successive impacts. After a brief period of turbulence, the four islands came together in a manner that violated common sense in physics. They briefly maintained a minimum balance. No one was ejected, and even the orbital progress was stagnant. After a moment, Pu Yuandao's empty island and the two wild islands were pushed away in opposite directions, like three eggs placed in front of a bulldozer.
After Pu Yuandao and others confirmed that the collision was over, they stood obediently at the edge of the empty island, smiling humblely and preparing to communicate with the other party to show their goodwill.
The word "licking" is usually not common on the track, but in the face of absolute martial ethics, Pu Yuandao felt that his learning ability would undoubtedly be greatly improved. Then Pu Yuandao heard a well-spoken complaint from the opposite side: " Damn it, you little bastards are so lucky, the chance is less than 1 in 5, how can you still meet a fellow countryman?”
"Zhong, speak politely and don't use bad words!"