Chapter 1835 Rao Qifang: I, the watchman, whoever comes will die!
This kind of speed, this kind of temperature, this kind of humidity, the damage to the hair is undoubtedly extremely terrifying. Then when Li Cang opened the door with a stubborn Saiyan hairstyle on his head, he was almost so scared that he couldn't even breathe. He saw Rao Qifang, Jin Yujing, and Kong Jing. Qiao Li, Qing Yi, the three children, Gu Mengxi, Zhao Xiaoshuang, Lao Suo, Yang Yinan, Xiao Wei, Mi Ruiyadai, Duan Li, Huo Wensuo, Zhi Hui, Qin Zhen The red-haired girl, Abraham Cormier, Isabella, mother and daughter, Xu Hongfeng, Zhao Yangfeng from the Yuanqing Dynasty, Wu Yisong, Song Qiang Jiaojiao holding the baby, almost everyone he knew lined up in two straight lines at the door, with a red carpet on the ground and lights indoors. The music was playing, and the scene was so solemn that he was really afraid that Lao Wang would take the opportunity to shout out that the three distinguished guests should take their cards and invite them upstairs.
Rao Qifang solemnly placed a bouquet of flowers into Li Cang's arms: "Congratulations on my son's increased drinking capacity. I'm very relieved!"
Jin Yujing twirled a one-cent transparent wine glass and filled it with Bingkuole: "I'm so happy to drink this glass full!"
Kong Jingqiao looked like she had been forcibly pulled over. She was still wearing a chef's uniform and holding a spoon in her left hand: "Congratulations, oops, there's still vegetables stewed in my pot!"
Li Cang: "."
Mom, mom, thank you!
Everyone in the room was laughing so hard, Li Lai Si took off her helmet with a cat head and fox ears, stretched out two fingers and kept gesturing: "The sun has come out from under the quilt, it's really two hours." , in just two hours, this guy stopped making trouble. When I saw that he was trying to sober up, I hurriedly rode back. This has never happened to me in more than 20 years. At least, I need to stay overnight! "
"Amazing!"
"It took 20 years for drug resistance to emerge? Isn't it a little late?"
"Cangzi, will you be more thorough later?"
"Let me just say that Mr. Bei's anti-Li Cang plan is unreliable, such as concentrated ethanol-guided missiles and two-phase ethanol purification layout"
"Comrade Zhao, please restrain yourself!"
"Hahaha~"
Li Cang faced tremendous mental torture: "Can you let me wash my hair first?"
Lao Wang: "Two distinguished guests, take your cards and invite them inside~"
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In the end, he still didn’t escape.
Li Cang was halfway through taking a shower when Da Leizi got in, slammed the door, locked it, rubbed his hands and arched his back, like the old Tom who was plotting against Jerry: "What does it smell like? What does it smell like? It smells so good. Yoxi, is this what a man smells like? ”
"I advise you to be kind, can you be like a human being?"
"Do you have any sense of humor? If you don't believe me, smell it. It smells really good. Rao Qifang has been sipping for a long time outside. Otherwise, do you think I can sneak in under her nose?"
"Real or false?"
"Really!" Li Leisi sat on the edge of the pool and handed the shower gel to him, "It's more fragrant than this shower gel. It smells so strong. Can't you smell it yourself? It's just a faint smell at first, but it gets stronger after you come in. It’s getting worse, and now the whole house is filled with that smell!”
"Not at all!"
"Tsk, that's pretty cool!"
"I'll go, don't touch it, or you can just take the piece of meat from my body and stew it!" Li Cang thought for a long time and thought it was the problem with the glass of wine. He felt very social, "You are really good at it. You, I just drink a glass of wine, do you need to publicize it to the whole world?”
"Rao Qifang did it! It's none of my business, Li Laisi! By the way, didn't you say that Cen Leyu is a stripper? Let's take him to the base with your little aunt. Everyone is very curious to form the first team with you, Teacher Cang." Then he opened a portal and pulled you through. What kind of lucky guy is he?"
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Then, Li Cang received a message from Qiao Shasha.
Of course it was impossible for the little aunt to show up, but Cen Leyu came, together with Fu Jinxin, and brought a whole box of alienated champagne fruit wine. Cen Leyu was a lively person. During the dinner, he gave a vivid description of the whole process while drinking and chatting. When he talked about the exciting parts, he also added a few modal particles that only matched the mouth movements but did not listen to the sounds. Especially when talking about skeletal creatures, I can't wait to start a crime.
A layman watching the excitement, an expert watching the door, Rao Qifang was thoughtful, and everyone else was enjoying themselves.
After all, it is Li Cang's gossip. It is different from what others say. If he had told it himself, it would have been reduced to "oh", "just like that" and "slaughter", which are tasteless and discarded. Sadly unpretentious.
Then I don't know which kind-hearted person insisted on trying the Chambord fruit wine that can make Li Cang's room full of fragrance.
"No!"
"Huh?"
"This is 83 degrees. Do you really want to drink it? Well, it has a little effect. It can strengthen the body and improve body odor. Then in about a week, it will emit different fragrances depending on the person, but it can't Drink more and avoid contraception"
Rao Qifang's eyebrows stood up immediately: "?"
When Fu Jinxin saw that the aura of the person sitting in the main seat was not right, she no longer felt ashamed, and quickly explained: "The person who discovered the fruit named it to recharge one's energy. This is temporary. Well, drink a little bit in a regular cycle and then Just stop. The one is of better quality and easier. Hmm. Oh, it increases the chance of pregnancy"
"!"
The whole table was silent.
Hiss.
If this timi can cooperate with [Zhaoju Chengyang].
Everyone's eyes fell on Li Cang Li Laisi, and even Lao Wang and the young lady could not escape the baptism of Kong Jingqiao's blazing gaze.
"Baby, don't be afraid~" Rao Qifang was careful, fearing to scare the trembling Fu Jinxin out of her wits, "Auntie asked you, where did this thing come from, does it have any side effects, what is the cycle, what is the probability, and are there any successful cases? ?”
"The probability given by the prayer interface is 13~27%!"
A group of people immediately exploded——
"Hiss!"
"Added the attributes of the prayer interface!"
"Steady, steady! This is simply a joy to the heavens!"
"Okay! Okay!"
"Squeak!" Zhao Yang hurriedly held up the chair: "I'm sorry, sorry, cough, you eat that first, I, I, I will call the old man!"
"Auntie?"
Upon seeing this, Rao Qifang waved her hand, not only cutting off all sounds, but even the images of the two of them gradually blurred as if through a layer of frosted glass: "My dear, keep talking!"
"There are no side effects. Each course of treatment is one month, but the production of this wine depends on the purification of the fruits of a four-stage alienated fruit tree. Now the tree is advancing, so it has not produced fruit recently." Fu Jinxin whispered. Said: "But don't worry, Auntie, Sister Shasha said that if there is still wine produced in the future, it will be delivered to you immediately, and this box can be used for a whole year!"
"Four-stage fruit trees still need to be advanced?"
"Yes."
"Wouldn't the effect be better after advancing to the next level?"
"Theoretically"
Rao Qifang suddenly stood up: "I'll pack up my luggage and move over now! It's time for an update!"