Chapter 1836 Li Laixi: Children are afraid
After the rest of the crowd dispersed, the entire villa trembled under Rao Qifang's aura: "Orbital Island! That's the Orbital Island! Just say nothing can happen there! What if it happens? What if it breaks down? ? You don’t even know how to open your mouth when you’re feeding me, right? You’re really not afraid of being struck by lightning! If that tree is going to survive a disaster, I’m a professional at handling lightning!”
"Xiao Fu, please take this, I gave it to her!"
"Just keep it!"
Although a group of people didn't understand what was going on, when they heard that Rao Qifang was going to live on an orbital island forever, they were confused for a while, and it took a lot of effort to persuade them to stop.
That night, many people were worried.
Li Laisi no longer had the unruly and unscrupulous domineering attitude of the past. She pulled the quilt all the way down to her lower eyelids, covering her tightly. What she said was not that so-and-so really knew how to feel sorry for her brother. She was indeed a vixen who had practiced for many years and knew how to seduce. She also understands the weird things like inviting people to buy people's hearts - yes, she suddenly felt a little scared right now, and her mind went blank.
"Really, really, I'm going to give birth to a baby now?"
"People."
"But she is still a yellow flower girl!"
Li Cang was confused: "No, brother, you haven't even hatched a kid yet. What kind of kid are you kidding?"
"Is this the point?"
"Then what you said is not the point!"
"Oh"
After a while, Li Leisi suddenly got up and ran out the door wearing pajamas.
"What's wrong if it's not you? If you don't sleep well, what are you doing?"
"I won't let you sleep!"
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"I'm so scared. Now I feel like I'm on the verge of pregnancy. Your vagina is crawling all over my body. It's like it's crawling with ants. I, I, I can't sleep. Let me go for a walk!"
Timi closed the door with a bang. Li Cang looked at the sky speechlessly. After a while, he got up and followed out: "It's so boring to be naked. How about I roast a deer?"
"Then take two more bottles of wine and put them in the snow!"
"Okay!"
She didn’t know why she was so angry that Li Laixi squatted in the snow, staring at the charcoal fire and the snow flakes passing through the flames with her big eyes. Blood on the ground!”
I’m so fucking meow
Are you nervous?
Next to it is a misty hot spring pool. The two of them are fascinated by the fire and the deer on the fire. The heat of the charcoal fire spreads the snowflakes and makes the rime on the landscape trees and pavilion seem warm.
"It's ready!"
"Huh?"
Li Cang touched the pieces of venison under the blade, which were crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.
"Dazzle!"
"Leave alone? I'll do it for you!"
Li Cang cursed that it was lucky he got beer, and reluctantly clinked glasses with this girl.
"Hiccup~" Li Laixi hiccupped in an indecent manner, "I'm afraid of you, I treat you as a brother, but you want me to give you a child. How presumptuous you are, how impolite you are!"
"Isn't there a lot of dirty talk?"
"In this way, we each come up with a name, and if we agree on it, we will give birth to ten or eight children!"
"What?"
"You have ten seconds to think now, 1098"
"Huh?"
"321, Li Mochou!"
"Rao"
"?" "Kill me!"
Li Laisi narrowed her eyes dangerously.
Li Cang coughed and said, "I am a patient with naming difficulties! How dare you? And who the hell is Li Mochou?!"
Li Laisi snorted and did not continue the topic. Maybe the tigress was eavesdropping somewhere. It was not worth getting beaten for no reason: "You know, I haven't thought about giving birth to you since I was 12 years old." ”
"Damn it, you persisted until you reached adulthood!"
"You were so small at that time, tsk, I was afraid that I would do something bad to you~"
"─━_─━" Li Cang twitched the corner of his mouth and nodded solemnly: "Ah, yes, yes, Daji is wearing a meaty disguise, and the screen is full of damage!"
"Do you want to die?"
"Oh, you fired the map cannon first. You don't hit people in the face or scold them, but you don't expose their shortcomings!"
"Ha, although there is still nothing to chew on, it is still a little better than when the wind blew and you fell down. Li Xiaocang, are you very proud now?"
"Nothing to chew on? If you have the guts, please don't be so loud!"
"Don't you have to have the seed first? You are the seed! What can you do if you just have enough water every day?"
"???"
An abstract exchange of insults and praises eventually turned into a fight, highlighting a chaotic room, piercing the sky, stormy waves crashing on the shore, and rolling up thousands of piles of snow. In the end, Li Laisi rolled her eyes and said in a soft voice: "Dog Thing, don’t rub it, be good, lie here, lie here, I’ll feed you~”
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"Hey, is this just a drill?"
"What an exercise, it's clearly a feast, a gluttonous feast!"
It's not that you have no spine when you are hungry. As the saying goes, before a person is full, he only has one worry, but after he is full, he has countless worries. Mr. Lu Xun's words are true.
When the wind has finished pecking the trees, the fire has finished licking the deer, and the people have finished eating the snow
The fighting is still going on.
Li Laixi suddenly raised her head and said with a smile: "Handsome guy, drinking is not guaranteed!"
This girl's flower work is as vigorous and vigorous as ever. Li Cang, who felt like he was run over by something, took a breath: "Li Lace, you——"
"What am I?" Li Leisi stood up, "Give you a chance to reorganize your language! What am I?"
"emmm"
If you want to say that, you can't say that. It's just a matter of fact. Li is not talented, so he must be carefully selected to show respect!
This respect
Only Dalei, whom Timi respects, didn't even get out of bed in the morning.
When having breakfast, Rao Qifang came up with a face full of glory and said: "I heard that after going to bed last night, I drank three glasses of beer? Damn it, keep up the good work!"
After saying that, he poured Li Cang a one-cent glass of Chambord wine.
Li Cang: "."
Let me just say that the partition walls in this shabby villa have ears!
Hiss, by the second drink last night, he and Dalei Zi seemed to be so tired of each other, right?
Rao Qifang, who didn't realize anything was wrong at all, was in a good mood. For the first time, she took the initiative to serve everyone soup: "Go, you guys, carry out the unsatisfactory pig. The tonic soup specially prepared by the old woman cannot be wasted. Come out soon, I can go in and intubate her!”
The three little ones swarmed into the master bedroom.
After a long while, Li LaiSi came out with a head full of five-horse spear hair. To be precise, she was dragged out.
Li Cang looked at the three little ones in surprise: "Have they reached this level, Mom?"
“It doesn’t matter who trained it personally!”
As we all know, if the danger level of a big thunder child who performs regular horizontal kicks and vertical rolls on the track is +10, then the danger coefficient of her liver game attack on the boss will probably increase to +100, and when this bitch is half asleep and half awake, her breath gradually swells When , the coefficient is directly raised to +10000
The three little ones could actually wake her up. They were no longer just ordinary famous teachers and apprentices. They looked like emperors!
"Why are you standing there, drink!"
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There were four one-cent wine cups on the table. Don't laugh at the same time. The four of them silently pretended to be nothing to each other and sipped the wine. Then, they heard Li Cang's thump. He put his head straight on the table, making a huge fucking noise.