Chapter 2028 Li Cang: This is Ruozhi
"Sister, marshmallow, eat it!"
"Sister, spicy skewers, fuck!"
"Sister, braised sheep's hooves, chew it!"
"Li Cang."
"Hey, eh, it's not you. Wait a minute."
"She doesn't call her sister, and I can't stop her mouth by eating. I'm her father. How can I still understand her? Toys? Not even toys! She thinks these toys are childish! Don't waste your efforts! ”
The two elders looked at each other with disgust, and Li Cang even wanted to beat him again.
But
Speaking of Li Laixi, this girl is also amazing. Jiaojiao even said that she would not take the baby out for sex, but she had an aunt to help look after her, but she refused. As a result, after playing with her for a few minutes, Timi became a nanny!
"Forget it, if you don't want to eat it, I'll eat it myself." Seeing his sister with her hands on her hips and about to speak again, Li Cang quickly stuffed the sheep's hooves into his mouth very spinelessly, "Sister, let's discuss something. I'll call someone later. , you keep watch for me, I’ll treat you to some wontons, we’ll be quiet and can’t be spotted, how about that?”
Little Mu Guiying nodded solemnly and waved the flag: "Okay!"
"It's settled?"
"If you don't believe me, do you want to pull the hook?"
"It's a deal!"
The wonton cart arrived as promised, but little Mu Guiying, who was holding a small bowl of wontons while eating, jumping up and down, chatting with the little wonton cart's grandma, could criticize and question the whole world, which Li Cang really didn't expect.
Li Laisi and the others also came together: "Okay, let you two go shopping with us and do some small jobs along the way. I feel wronged by you, right? Do you plan to carry the entire snack street in your pocket?"
"That's right!"
"Too much!"
Wu Yisong jumped on his feet and tried to explain: "We are watching the children carefully. Our sister has hands, isn't it? My sister has hands, so let them follow!"
Li Cang didn't even raise his head: "Grandma, have another bowl, more coriander, more spicy, give it to her!"
Li Lai Si narrowed her eyes, took her wontons and rolled them away with satisfaction, which made Wu Yisong confused.
Li Cang and Xiao Mu Guiying were squatting there on crutches, each eating a bowl of wontons. The social fear and social fear reached an agreement at this moment, with disgust written on their faces: "He has such a single thread in his mind." How on earth did you survive your mother and your little mother?”
Little Mu Guiying raised her head and thought for a moment: "My Jiaojiao mother said that Old Wu is a fool and his luck in being stupid depends on his thick skin. Oh, no, Qiangqiang's mother said you can't talk like this. I have to say it, I have to say it, Well, it’s so wise as to be foolish!”
Li Cang looked at little Mu Guiying: "Then have you heard your mothers say that you can only listen to half of what a woman says, and you have to listen the other way around?"
Little Mu Guiying thought about it and ate one wonton after another: "Well, I've heard of it!"
"Great wisdom is like foolishness!" Li Cang pinched his head and gestured from right to left: "Now, it is Ruozhi!"
Little Mu Guiying has been deceived and confused: "Oh"
"It's not Li Cang! Can you be a human being? Just be a human being!" Wu Yisong cried out, "Sister, come here, my daughter, let me tell you, remember this face, it has a human face and an animal heart, a gentle animal heart, and a divorced person." Stay away from people who look like this!”
"That's better than growing into a beast~" Qiao Jiaojiao patted him on the shoulder and took away the first bowl of wontons that Wu Yisong had been eagerly waiting for. "Girl, don't listen to me. Wu is messing around here, he It’s just jealousy. Don’t you know that he has given up his status in our family? He is just a long-term worker. Remember, if you want to find that little boyfriend in the future, you will have to find your Uncle Li, oh no, he will find an aunt like your father Li! "
Wu Yisong was very enthusiastic at that time: "What the hell, Dad Li! My sister is only three years old! Can you, a mother, be a little more formal?"
"Isn't the godfather the father?" Qiao Jiaojiao smiled, as fierce as ever, "My daughter, you look like me, and my brother looks like your mother Qiang. Look at the third child, who does he look like?"
"Like a gourd baby without hair!"
"Yes, my daughter, the third child is ugly, right?" "Ugly!"
"This is the importance of genes! This man is glib and useless. Have you seen your father Li? He is reticent in behavior and full of evil in appearance. Turning on the lights at night will be a great pleasure——"
"Qiao Jiaojiao! Do you dare to teach your bad sister a lesson?"
"Hmm, Mom won't lie to you. Did you see that Lao Wu is so angry? What does this prove? It proves that he is guilty. Maybe he is guilty in other places as well. Well, Mom is leaving first!"
"You"
"Is there anyone else who wants to eat?" Li Cang originally wanted to shout, but instead he typed on his mobile phone while facing the busy commercial street, "Grandma has to rush to the next show. If you want something to eat, hurry up. Come and get it!”
"No, who is a good person who is typing back to back on his mobile phone from a distance of more than 20 meters? Is this the last limit of your social fear?"
"Brother-in-law, I want a bowl!"
"Li Qingyi, why do you still call me brother-in-law?"
"Teacher Cang, is Brother Jianzhang really not coming? Is he really not coming? Do you want to call him again?"
"Goodbye, grandma!"
"Li Cang, wallet, bring the wallet, I don't have enough money!"
Li Cang threw his wallet away, picked up a bunch of big and small packages and hung them on San Gouzi, and said to little Mu Guiying: "Sister, look at the street, are there any toys you like? Brother, treat me to you!"
Little Mu Guiying turned her head and pointed at the flag behind her: "No, I want a gun, a real spear, as beautiful as this one, with a small flag, um, and a red tassel!" < br>
"This is simple. Wait until I make a good one for you later. The ones they sell are just for kids, so we don't care!"
"Really? That hook! It's immoral to lie to children!"
"A gentleman's word!"
"It's hard to chase a deer!"
"Four!"
"卌!"
“s~ì~”
"Auntie~"
"If it's not Lao Wu, what's wrong with you? Whose accent does this kid follow?"
"Her sister has an accent! She has missing teeth!" Although Wu Yisong's name is Wu Yisong, he is not an ordinary person. After so many years, his professional skills have been fully developed: "Wait a minute, they have entered the clothing store, Lao Li, follow me Charge, let's walk around and take a break. It seems that we can't stop this attitude today. I know this store is expensive, but there is a men's area there and there is WIFI! "
"I'm not tired. I'll be leaving soon. I have something to do in the evening!"
"No, buddy" Wu Yisong grinned, "You invited us out to play. If you do things like this, then I have to teach you a lesson! Hey! What, sisters, Teacher Cang said that he has something to do I’m leaving soon!”
"Timmy, do you believe that I will send you away now?"
"Ah, yes, yes, but you'd better turn back first. If it's too late, you may not have time to save your own life!"
"I@#￥%..."
There was a burst of birdsong and the fragrance of flowers, and then Li Cang stood there like a wooden stake, and together with little Mu Guiying on his neck, he was responsible for appraising the art skills and achievements of this clothing store.