Chapter 2029: A slap in the head, whimsical
"The blue clouds are on the road, and the blue clouds are smooth. The boss holds the cards in hand, and the lotus grows every step of the way. Please go upstairs~"
In the cafeteria, sweet, delicate and neat little movements can be heard faintly downstairs. Every time he shouts, Tao Hongben, who is wearing a navy blue robe and holding a folding fan, is excited: "Li Cang, you said there is something important. I am wearing formal clothes here." Here you go, this kind of place is inappropriate and has a bad influence!”
"Oh, you are an old thief who pretends to be a thief all the time. His hypocrisy is disgusting!"
In contrast, Xiahou Haiwei was extremely comfortable, as if Timi was at home. The clicking of high-heeled shoes of every girl in high-slit cheongsam walking around became the drumbeat for him to hum a little tune.
It can be seen that this old guy was definitely a talented person when he was young. The older he gets, the more interesting he becomes. Even now, his free and uninhibited fairy style can still make a group of young girls look back. He is Shen Na nodded and smiled at him, and soon there were three girls in cheongsam and two girls in bathrobes who took the initiative to give him their hands for fortune telling.
"Xia, you'd better not say anything. I see that your energy is stagnant and your face is blue. You will have bad luck today!"
"Imperial! Back off! Do you think I'm so scared? Ha! With your skills, you're not even qualified to carry my shoes. As for the ghost beast that haunted the base last time, I had to solve it. If you have the ability, , why did a group of people come to invite me with low eyebrows? ”
"You!"
The side show reluctantly returned the bunch of shrunken human skulls to Martinis, took a chicken head from the plate and gnawed on it: "Brother, Brother Cang, this place is good, it's really good, little sister, can you help me?" Shall I peel the crab?”
As the saying goes, age is not the key to ambition, but Comrade Bian Xiu is still thinking about having a literal naked party in Baiyu Beijing before he is an adult. He is several versions ahead of an old gangster like Xiahou Haiwei. , the heart is like still water even when eating and taking it.
Li Cang said absently: "The one opened by Lao Wang is absolutely legal. I will ask them to get you a card later."
"Formal?" Bian Xiu smacked her lips, "That's a good relationship!"
As we all know, there are five of the four heavenly kings. Five of them, Confucian robes, administrative jackets, Nuo opera costumes, tribesmen, sitting there wildly, track line succubus, track line succubus, fairy wind bone, fairy wind bone, You need to be talented and good-looking. You need to be good-looking and talented. The main thing is that an acquaintance will stay away and idle people will salivate.
Jiaojiao, Song Qiang, Wu Yisong, the three children, Zhao Xiaoshuang, and Gu Mengxi hid as far away as possible, with their faces written on their faces saying "I'm sorry to meet you in this way." It can be seen that there is actually only a thin line between social fear and social fear.
"Let's talk about business, let's talk about business!" Tao Hongben felt like there was a nail under his butt, and he was cursing in his heart that he had known that I was wearing a monk's robe. It was really unlucky to be compared to a son of a bitch like Xiahou Haiwei, "Li Cang, you This is what I’m talking about, it’s actually quite difficult!”
Xiahou Haiwei sneered: "If it's difficult, don't do it. The stairs are over there. It's easy to leave~"
Tao Hongben was angry for a while, but as the saying goes, I can punch hard and have good physical strength. After a fight with a real knife and a gun, he couldn't beat something as slippery as Xiahou Haiwei. He got started a hundred years earlier: "How about, um, give us some more information, can you elaborate on it?"
"No." Li Cang said, "Send spirits, visit graves, whatever you want to understand. In short, I want to see someone."
"No! Wait a minute! Go to the grave? What grave are you going to? Who are you going to the grave for? Who dares to let someone like you go to the grave? My own parents can't bear it! You say that someone is sleeping well, but the grave is asking you to go to the grave. Come on, how angry are you when you get up?”
"Old thief, have you ever listened to what people are saying, reviewing the question, reviewing the question, they want to see someone, so they go to the grave, tell me which word in this you don't understand?"
"I can understand every word! Can you understand the questions when they are put together?"
"Ha, if you don't understand, that's because you are old and don't have the ability to understand!" , not actually human, right?”
Tao Hongben: "Nonsense. Normally you knock on the door when looking for someone. Have you ever seen someone burning paper?"
"If you ask me, you don't know what to say. Then why the hell would a normal person come to you to find someone? Why don't they find someone themselves? What's so strange about burning paper? Not all of them are working together to do your business. Don’t you have the habit of giving watches to your ancestors?”
"Then you don't mean what I mean!"
"We all know the same thing, and our opinions are unified. Why are you interrupting? Do you know that there are specialties in the art? Let professional people do the professional things. You are a stinky fortune teller, you are so obvious!"< br>
"I"
Literary people look down on each other. Today, Xiahou Haiwei plans to fight Tao Hongben. He will not give anyone a chance to reason with him: "Well, Cang, since the person you want to see is not a human being, it's easy to handle. I have two talismans here. Come back." Here, I will tell you another origami technique. One piece can be burned into talisman water and you can drink it. The other piece can be burned together with the folded yellow paper with the name written on it, and you will be blessed once again!"< br>
Li Cang: "?"
Tao Hongben jumped up: "Ha! Ha! You've revealed your secret! You've never strayed from your profession. What the hell are you? I'm ashamed to stand with you!"
"Hehe, this is the real thing. Our man is not like some people who look like dogs. He has his feet bathed, rubbed, massaged, eaten, and drank, and just stares and does nothing!"
"Not me"
"Brother, brother Cang, the person you want to see but can't see, then you definitely can't do it with ordinary hands, and you have to have some relationship with someone, and it's rounding off, isn't it?" Bian Xiu slapped his hand on the table. , shocked the Chicken Bone Bodhisattva that he had worked hard to make by eating thirteen chicken heads, "For this matter, you come to me, professional counterpart, absolutely professional counterpart, I will go up and sing and dance, what? Ghosts and gods, let them come out and rap for you!”
"R.I.P.?" Martinis didn't dote on the side show like Xiahou Haiwei and Tao Hongben did. He didn't know whether he really didn't understand or laughed at the side show's accent and deliberately interrupted it. In short, he had different professional opinions, "Great Well, Teacher Cang, it’s like this, everything has animism, and our tribe is undoubtedly the best at communicating with spirits on this land. Please give me and the children of the tribe a chance to prove ourselves. ! ”
Li Cang rubbed his eyebrows in pain, feeling that his whimsical idea was a bit ill-considered
Well, that's up for debate.
It's just that it's not just unreliable. No matter how you think about it, the tricks used by these guys can easily trap themselves in the corpse weaving machine and dig up their ancestral graves by the roots. They enter the game with their own bodies, desperadoes, Bei Zhikang. The old guy's death is probably not as great as the negative impact caused by the death of any one of these four guys.
Ball Sack
Corpse Weaving is just a shy social terror, but our High Priest has been suffering from social anxiety syndrome for many years. He is of the right size and length. If I can't serve Corpse Weaving, why can't I serve you? Wouldn't asking him if he received my little gift be able to corroborate Zhizhi's progress?
"That's right!"
Li Cang suddenly slapped his thigh, startling all four of them. Bian Xiu looked at him eagerly: "What do you say?"
After finally seeing off the side show and Martinis, Li Cang suddenly felt like a light on his back and his scalp was numb, and at least four eyes were pinching his spine like pliers: "That."
"Ha!"
"Hmph!"
"Hmph!"
Li Lei turned around and left. Suo Zhihui glanced at him with a smile and left too. On the contrary, Qin Zhenzhen, who had just tried to use practical actions to express her determination to be in the same trench with Sister Leilei, said quietly: "You pissed off Lei again." Sister Lei is angry! It’s a steam room!”
Li Cang bowed his hands and offered him the money to buy the passage in the middle of the palm: "I will be there in an hour at most!"
Qin Zhenzhen smiled so blindly: "I secretly left the door open for you!"
"Master Zhen, thank you for your hard work!" "Loyalty! Sincerity!"
Li Cang, who was rolling and crawling, found a relatively wide small square under the leadership of a cheongsam girl. After two buzzes, the turtle suddenly disappeared, leaving only Miss Qiu and the cheongsam girl. Staring little eyes.
"Huh? I looked at it.?"
An Ke was still confused at this moment. He didn't even realize what kind of job he had taken. Why did he take such a job? I, I'm just a whiteboard receptionist who has just been working for two weeks. I, I This month’s salary hasn’t been paid yet. Even if it’s called valet parking, it’s not within the scope of my business!
"Shua~"
An Kexin only felt that her body was wet and hot. Her high-slit cheongsam was lifted up from bottom to top, and there was a sound of strings snapping. After a long while, she was as stiff as a puppet on strings. Turn around.
"Woo~"
After finishing licking, Miss Qiu put her head on the ground, arched her body, and stuck her butt high. Three sharp and ferocious tails coated with disturbance alloy happily shook out the sonic boom cloud. Facing An Kexin's slender and straight white body With its long legs, it invites a toddler to play like a 200-pound Alaska.
"Woo~"
An Kexin covered her mouth and broke slightly.
She has been a shit shovel, so of course she understands what this action usually means. The good news is that it is a friendly and happy signal, but the bad news is that in the next three seconds, she will be 50% The chances are that you need to accept a wave of Miss Qiu's Tiger Style Iai head-on.
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Mu Shenlu.
Unfortunately, when Li Cang crawled out of the turtle louse with a grin on his face, before he had time to straighten the broken bones and explode the muscle fibers and lines of the skin like fireworks, he was firmly beaten by Mia. Sister Mu immediately hugged her into her arms.
"Hey, you bastards." Li Cang and his bones groaned passionately: "You stayed up late at night and did some feudal superstitious rituals. I'm not dead yet. Who are you sacrificing?" ”
"Sister Mia, you don't seem to be in a good mood today?" Sister Mia happily sent out a sincere greeting, "Would you like us to help you relax... Okay, you don't need to know, I know, don't be angry. I haven’t seen you for a long time”
"Go get some oranges!"
"Eh?"
The Miam tribe has always followed Li Cang's words and implemented them thoroughly. Not only oranges, but also anyone who looks like oranges is taken care of by the Tuo family.
There was an altar anyway, and everything was ready-made. Li Cang set out the orange platter and started straight away. However, being stared at by so many people made him a little nervous.
"Well, this is my first time doing this." Li Cang frowned, "We are all old friends, there is no need to engage in such nonsense, I did it, you can do whatever you want!"
I drank the talisman water in one gulp, and smoke curled up from the talisman paper.
The people of the Miyam tribe stared at the brazier until their eyes were blurry, looking around, and finally looked at each other in confusion. They had no idea what their Lord of the Divine Continent was doing. In short, it was very irregular.
Miyam tried to dissuade: "Miyam! This is not how sacrifices are done"
"Shh!" Li Cang peeled the orange slowly, then stopped and handed one orange segment to another, "The delay is too high!"
"Sorry, I was delayed by some trivial matter!" A little orange man crawled out of the pile of fruits on his hands and knees, took the orange segment, and said hesitantly: "It won't be another lemon this time, right? You want to pick up my network cable again. ?”
(Note: See Chapter 1514 Lao Wang here: "Hold the grass! Lao Wang?")
Li Cang clicked his lips: "It's an orange."
The orange man hugged the orange piece with ease and started to eat it like a piece of watermelon. Suddenly he froze as if he had seen it before: "This is more sour than the lemon last time!"
Li Cang spat out the orange in his mouth expressionlessly: "Yeah!"
The orange man threw away the orange petals speechlessly: "I didn't expect you to contact me in this way. If you don't adapt, the road will be difficult. Why, you have figured it out. Are you finally going to lend me that lovely repair dog? I can send someone to the base to get it.”
"Leave an address and Goldfish Logistics will deliver it to your door."
The orange man spread his hands: "Thanks to you, the address is gone and it is not in the service area."
"You seemed very busy that day. Was the ceremony a success?"
"That's right." The orange man walked around the altar and finally found a large glass of wine. He was annoyed but polite: "Do me a favor and pour a glass. It's too sour."
Li Cang poured the wine: "This thing is not friendly to the brain."
"I'm tired, I have too many things to do, and I want to retire." The orange man sat on a bunch of bananas with his legs crossed, fitting perfectly like a throne, "I envy you, you don't have pig-like colleagues or dog-like subordinates, but it seems that the orbital period You don’t seem very satisfied with the settlement reward. How about telling me the definitions of origin and non-origin?”
Li Cang rolled his eyelids: "Your Majesty the Great Priest! What kind of abacus are you selling in your gourd? Seeing is believing, the law is not passed down to the ears, or are you beginning to waver in your own ideas now?"
"You already knew what was outside?"
"Yeah!" Speaking of liver pain, Li Cang didn't want to answer this kind of question, "How about a gift?"
"Thank you, I'm flattered, He——"
Warm as mist, a small amount of light that the Miyam tribe is extremely familiar with and that moves the entire Mu God Continent leaks out from the orange man's body, as bright as a torch. Soon, the alien life breath inside the orange man fades away like a tide. , became shriveled and decayed, and finally burst open, revealing the internal structure of flocculent shriveled flesh and layers of dry skin.
This chapter is four thousand, (づ￣3￣)づ╭～
(End of this chapter)